Sunday, October 28, 2012

Sri Padham 9

Golden words of HH sri VV Sridhar Guruji

A GEM CANNOT BE POLISHED WITHOUT FRICTION NOR A HUMAN CAN BE PERFECTED WITHOUT TRIALS....

A DAY WITHOUT A LAUGHTER IS A COLOSSAL WASTE...

THE OLDER WE GET THE MORE WE MUST LIMIT OURSELVES IF WE WISH TO BE ACTIVE...

DONT GIVE UP ON WHAT GOD HAS CALLED U TO DO...THE END RESULT IS WORTH THE PAIN..

CHANGES R TOUGH AT START, MESSY MID WAY AND AWESOME IN THE END...

A WOMAN CANBE WITH ANY MAN IN THE WORLD SHE WANTS TO BE WITH, BUT YET SHE CHOOSES U.....PLEASE DONT TAKE HER FOR GRANTED...

IF U TRUST SOME ONE BEING THEIR TILL END HAS SOME ADVANTAGE....IN THE END U WILL HAVE A GOOD FRIEND OR A VERY GOOD LESSON...

PEOPLE WHO R HURT R SO SCARED TO GET ATTACHED AGAIN. SINCE THEY HAVE A FEAR THAT EVERY PERSON IS GOING TO BREAK THEIR HEART....

ALWAYS IN LIFE THERE COMES A TIME WHEN U HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN TURNING THE PAGE AND CLOSING THE BOOK...

THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE IN LIFE IS JUST TO BE YOURSELF IN A WORLD WHICH IS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO MAKE U LIKE EVERYONE ELSE...

THE CHOICELESS PART OF LIFE IS ON DEATH EITHER UR NAME WILL JUST BE A NAME OR MAY BE A HISTORY....

I AM OF LATE BECOMING LIKE A TEA TASTER....I TASTE MY WORDS BEFORE SPITTING IT OUT....

THE ONE THING THAT CANNOT BE RECYCLED IN LIFE IS 'TIME'....

DONT BE FOOLISH TO EXPECT LOGIC IN RELIGION.....

NATURE'S GREATEST BLESSINGS IS, IT IS FUELLED WITH THE SPIRIT OF GOD....

WORRY IS A COMPLETE CYCLE OF HELPLESS THOUGHT REVOLVING ABOUT A PIVOT OF FEAR....

NORMALLY ANGER'S DESTINATION IS SHAME...



UNLESS ALL DEFENCES R DROPPED INTIMACY IS NOT POSSIBLE....NOT ONLY IN MUNDANE ASPECT OF LIFE ONE NEEDS TO FOLLOW THIS EVEN IN APPROACH TO GOD....

ANY ONE IN THIS WORLD IS BOUND TO HIT THE NEWS.....IT MAY BE A FAVORABLE ONE OR AN ADVERSE ONE....AS A HUMAN BEING IN THIS WORLD EVERY PERSON DOES PERFORM ACTIONS WHICH LOOKS VERY PLEASING OR VERY APPALLING TO THE WORLD....TODAY COMMUNICATION CHANNELS R GOOD AND THEY FAITHFULLY DEPICT THINGS THE WAY IT HAPPENS...BUT ONCE U LEAVE THIS WORLD THE GOOD THE BAD THE RIGHT THE WRONG THE CORRECT THE INCORRECT THE PERFECT THE IMPERFECT DISAPPEARS...RARELY THEY ARE REMEMBERED OR QUOTED BACK...THE BEAUTY OF THE NATURE IS IT KEEPS EVERY ONE OCCUPIED WITH SUM THING OR OTHER TILL THEY R ALIVE......THOUGH THERE R SEVERAL THOUGHTS REVOLVING ABOUT 'KARMA' IT IS ALL A PART OF A GREATER DESIGN OF THE NATURE...FINALLY ITS THE LORD AND LORD ALONE.....THEN WHY PRAISE OR CURSE ANY ONE IN THIS WORLD....CAN WE GO BEYOND ALL THIS TO APPRECIATE THE LEELAS OF NIRGUNA BRAHMAN?

BALESU HASTI-BALA-ADINI......PATANJALI.....
DOING A SAMYAMA ON ELEPHANT'S STRENGTH, ONE ACQUIRES THE POWERS OF SUCH AN ELEPHANT...
EVERYTHING, IS THE MIND IN QUESTION?

TO ATTACH MEANS TO CLING ON....THE TRUE SELF IS HIDDEN...PARASITICAL....
TO DETACH MEANS TO STOP CLINGING ON....THE TRUE SELF REVEALS AND REVELS...SYMBIOTIC....

I AM NOT DOUBTING GOD WILL DO THE BEST FOR US....ITS AMAZING TO FIND HOW CONCERNED HE IS.....

SUM TIMES SUSPICIONS R LIKE....
A BLIND MAN....IN A DARK ROOM....SEARCHING FOR A BLACK CAT.....WHICH IS NOT THERE....

THOUGH IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO FIND...
AN IDEAL HUSBAND IS ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS EVERY WORD WHICH THE WIFE DOESNT SAY....

UNLESS U LIVE A CERTAIN TODAY, U CANT BE COMMITTED TO THE TOMORROW U DREAMT OF...

A BEST FRIEND IS SOMEONE U GROW UP WITH...
A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO HELPS U GROW UP....

ONLY A PERSON WHO IS NOT ROWING HAS TIME TO ROCK THE BOAT....

EVENTUALLY ONE REALIZES THINGS ARE'NT ALWAYS MEANT TO LAST...

I PREFER TO BE A STUPID ....WHY?
SMART LISTENS TO HEAD..
STUPID LISTENS TO THE HEART...

DO I TURN LEFT WHEN NOTHING IS RIGHT?
OR
DO I TURN RIGHT WHEN NOTHING IS LEFT..

LIFE IS JUST A SCRIPT TO PLAY....THE DIRECTOR DECIDES WHAT CHARACTER I AM SUPPOSED TO ACT...

SUM ONE SAID...GURUJI U READ MY MIND SO WELL....
I THOUGHT....HOW NASTY AN ACT IT WOULD BE TO INTRUDE IN TO OTHER'S PRIVACY...THAT TOO THE SENSITIVE THOUGHTS...

ALL HUMAN BEINGS HAVE THREE LIVES...
PUBLIC...PRIVATE...SECRET....

EXPECTING THE WORLD TO TREAT YOU FAIRLY BECAUSE YOU R GOOD IS LIKE EXPECTING THE BULL NOT TO CHARGE BECAUSE YOU R A VEGETARIAN...

ONCE A SCIENTIST TOLD ME...SIR ...LOGIC WILL GET U FROM A TO B...
I SMILED AND SAID......THANK U SIR, I DONT NEED IT FOR MY IMAGINATION IS TAKING ME EVERYWHERE....

Friday, October 19, 2012

Guruji's jokes1

Guruji's jokes

COW IN AN EARTH QUAKE....
MILKSHAKE....

SANTA HAD TWINS HE NAMED THEM...TARA...SITARA...
ONCE AGAIN TWINS....HE NAMED...PETER...REPEATER...
AGAIN TWINS....HE NAMED MAX AND CLIMAX....
AGAIN TWINS...FINALLY HE NAMED...STOP...FULLSTOP.....

PEOPLE SAY LOVE BRINGS SPICE, TEARS, HAPPINESS, FLAVOR AND TASTE TO LIFE..
I HAVE TASTED SUMTHING SIMILAR TO LOVE.....GUESS?
......... ..
I FINALLY FOUND...'PAANI PURI' DOES A BETTER JOB THAN LOVE....

A MARWARI AND A CHINESE IN A TRAIN...
A MOSQUITO ENTERS...CHINESE CATCHES AND EATS IT...
MARWARI SEES...
ANOTHER MOSQUITO ENTERING...
MARWARI CATCHES AND ASKS THE CHINESE...'KHARIDEGA KYA?'...

DURING A VISIT TO MENTAL HOSPITAL..A JOURNALIST ASKED THE DIRECTOR...HOW DO U DETERMINE WHETHER TO ADMIT A PATIENT OR NOT?...
DOCTOR....WELL WE DO THE BATHTUB TEST....WELL WE FILL A BATHTUB, THEN V GIVE A TEASPOON, A TEA CUP AND A BUCKET TO THE PATIENT AND ASK HIM TO EMPTY THE BATH TUB...
JOURNALIST...OH A NORMAL PERSON WOULD USE THE BUCKET SINCE ITS BIGGER, RIGHT?
DIRECTOR...NO...A NORMAL PERSON WOULD PULL THE DRAIN PLUG....NOW U TELL ME WHICH ROOM U WANT?

26TH JANUARY AA RAHA HAI...MAIN GANDHIJI KI FOTO JAMA KAR RAHA HAI...PLZ GHAR ME JITNE B 5,10,20,50,100,500,1000 K NOTE HAI TO MUJHE BEJ DENA...

THIS ATTRACTED ME ON SEEING A HOSPITAL BOARD....

'IF U STILL WANT TO SEE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS AND BOYS EVEN AFTER UR DEATH , THEN DONATE YOUR EYES....


PRESENT DAY TECHNOLOGY MAKES ME LAUGH....
  LEMON JUICES R ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED AND DISH WASH LIQUIDS R MADE FROM REAL LEMON....

TODAY I READ A NEWS....IT SEEMS 1 BILLION PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD R STILL WITHOUT MOBILE.....REAL LUCKY FELLAS.....

A JOKE....

MOSES JESUS AND ANOLD MAN ARE GOLFING....MOSES STEPS UP TO THE TEE AND HITS THE BALL....IT GOES SAILING OVER THE FAIRWAY AND LANDS IN THE WATER...MOSES PARTS THE WATER AND CHIPS IT ON TO THE GREEN...

JESUS STEPS UP THE TEE AND HITS THE BALL....IT GOES SAILING OVER THE FAIRWAY AND LANDS IN WATER....JESUS JUST WALKS ON WATER AND CHIPS THE BALL ON TO THE GREEN....

THE OLD MAN STEPS UP TO THE TEE AND HITS THE BALL..IT GOES SAILING OVER THE FAIRWAY AND HEADS FOR WATER...A FISH JUMPS UP AND GRABS THE BALL IN ITS MOUTH...AS THE FISH SWOOPS DOWN IN TO THE WATER THE EAGLE FLIES DOWN AND GRABS THE FISH...THE EAGLE FLIES OVER THE GREEN WHERE A LIGHTNING BOLT SHOOTS FROM THE SKY AND MISSES IT...STARTLED THE EAGLE DROPS THE FISH...WHEN THE FISH HITS THE GROUND THE BALL POPS OUT OF ITS MOUTH AND ROLLS IN THE HOLE FOR A HOLE-IN-ONE...

JESUS TURNS TO THE OLD MAN AND SAYS....DAD IF U DONT STOP FOOLING US AROUND, WE WONT BRING YOU NEXT TIME'....


MUSEUM CURATOR.....HEY U HAVE BROKEN A 500 YEARS OLD CROCKERY....
SANTA....THANK GOD...I THOUGHT IT WAS A NEW ONE...


DOCTOR SAID...OVER THINKING WILL BURN ADDITIONALLY 10 CALORIES PER HOUR...NOW I KNEW THE SECRET OF MY PUTTING ON ADDITIONAL WEIGHT...

CLOSING THE DIVORCE AND ALIMONY CASE OF SANTA....
JUDGE....I HV REVIEWED THE CASE VERY CAREFULLY AND I HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE YOUR WIFE AN ALIMONY OF RS.20000/-..PER MONTH...
SANTA...MY LORD...THATS VERY FAIR OF U....FROM MY SIDE I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A HUMBLE CONTRIBUTION OF RS.1000/- PER MONTH...





KBC AMITABH TO SANTA....LAST QUESTION FOR 1 CRORE...U HV ONLY ONE OPTION LEFT FOR THIS QUESTION...DIAL A FRIEND....
WHICH BIRD DOESNT BUILD A NEST? A. CROW...B..EAGLE...C.SPARROW...D..CUCKOO..
SANTA...I WILL DIAL MY FRIEND BANTA....
SANTA TO BANTA....HEY WHICH BIRD DOESNT BUILD A NEST..A.CROW...B..EAGLE.. C...SPARROW..D...CUCKOO...
BANTA...CUCKOO...
SANTA...KEYS IN D OPTION...
AMITABH...UR FRIEND IS VERY CLEVER....U HV WON 1 CRORE...
NOW SANTA AND BANTA WERE ON THEIR WAY TO HOME TOWN IN PUNJAB...SANTA ASKED...HOW DO U KNOW CUCKOOS DONT BUILT NEST...
BANTA SAID...ITS SIMPLE....THEY R IN THE CLOCKS AND HENCE THEY DONT NEED TO BUILD NEST...


SANTA WAS THE GUIDE...
TOURIST....WHOSE SKULL IS THAT?
SANTA...TIPPU SULTAN....
TOURIST...THE SMALLER SKULL NEXT TO TIPPU SULTAN...WHOSE IS THAT?
SANTA...THATS WHEN TIPPU SULTAN WAS YOUNG...


SUM ONE ASKED ME ...GURUJI I AM NOT ABLE TO SELL MY HOUSE QUICKLY...
I SAID....QUICKRRRRRRRRRRRRRR......WWW.QUICKR.COM


SANTA...OYE..BHABHI KA NAAM KYA HAI?
BANTA....GOOGLE KAUR..
SANTA... AISA Q?
BANTA...SAWAL EK KARO, JAWAB 10 MILTE HAI...


SALES MAN...SIR, COCKROACH K LIYE POWDER LOGE KYA?
SANTA...HUMCOCKROACH KO ITNA LAAD-PYAR NAHI KARTE...AAJ POWDER LAGA DENGE TO KAL VOH SHAMPOO MANGEGA...


A CHINESE FRIEND WAS IN HOSPITAL...SANTA WENT TO SEE HIM...
CHINESE SAID....CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA AND HE DIED....
SANTA WENT TO A TRANSLATOR TO GET IT TRANSLATED....
TRANSLATOR READ IT AS...'KUTTE...OXYGEN KE PIPE SE PYR UTO'....


SANTA IN MYSORE MAHARAJA PALACE SAT ON A CHAIR....THE GUIDE TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS TIPPU SULTAN'S CHAIR...
SANTA.....DONT WORRY...I WILL GET UP WHEN HE CUMS...



HARI WAS'NT PAYING ATTENTION IN HIS MATHS CLASS...SO THE TEACHER ASKED...HARI, WHAT IS 2, 4, 28 AND 44?
HARI....ETV...MAA...POGO...HBO...


WHY DID THE KING GO TO THE DENTIST?
..................
TO HAVE HIS TEETH CROWNED....

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Sri Padham 8

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

SUM ONE LEFT A PACKET AT HOME WITH SUM MONEY.....I CALLED HIM AND ASKED HIM WHAT IT WAS? HE SAID...GURUJI LONG BACK ONE GANGADHAR OWED ME SUM MONEY....DUE TO THE REPEATED PERSUASION BY MY MOTHER AND SISTER, WE COULD RECOVER THIS MONEY...SO I THOUGHT TO OFFER IT FOR YAGNAM....I GOT WORRIED...I HAD FIXED A HIGHER TARGET FOR THIS GUY FOR YAGNAM....IS HE TRYING TO ESCAPE THE TARGET? ALL THESE THOUGHTS FLODEDMY MIND...FINALLY HE SAID THIS IS THE FIRST INSTALMENT GURUJI...SUM MORE INSTALMENTS WILL FOLLOW...L FELT RELEIVED....CHUP CHAP PHONE KO RAK DIYA....

SUM ONE ASKED ME...GURUJI WHY NOT YOU RUN SCHOOLS COLLEGES AS A SERVICE INSTEAD OF DOING YAGNAMS?
I SAID ...GOOD IDEA...JUST TELL ME HOW TO GO ABOUT IT?
HE SAID....FIRST U NEED TO FIND A LAND...PURCHASE IT...BUILD THE COLLEGE...PUT GOOD TEACHERS TO TEACH...THATS ALL...U WILL P PRODUCING EDUCATED KIDS...
I SAID....MY PRINCIPLE IS TO TEACH BEING USELESS, SINCE ALL COLLEGES R TEACHING USEFUL...I DONT WANT TO DO ANY WORK WHICH OTHERS R DOING...I WANTED TO DO SUM THING DIFFRENT...
HE SAID...GURUJI YAGNAMS NOW A DAYS R BEING DONE BY EVERY BODY...
I ASKED....HAVE U EVER ATTENDED ANY YAGNAM...
HE SAID....NO GURUJI...
I SAID...WHEN U DONT KNOW ANYTHING HOW IS IT THAT U R COMMENTING...LEAVE ALONE KNOWING, IN YOUR BUSY TIME SCHEDULE, U R NOT ABLE TO SEE YAGNAM PERFORMED BY ANY ONE...
I AM HAPPY AS A BARBER WITH MY JOB.....
THE PITY IN THIS WORLD IS PPL DONT KNOW ANYTHING BUT HAVE THE GUTS TO COMMENT OTHER'S WORK....

A GIRL JUST AROUND 20 YEARS EMPLOYED IN A MULTI NATIONAL COMPANY WANTS TO LEAVE EVERYTHING AND BECOME A MONK WITH A SPIRITUAL ORGANISTION...IT HAS COME AS A RUDE SHOCK TO HER PARENTS...ANY SUGGESTIONS?

A GENEROUS HEART, SPEECH FULL OF KINDNESS, LIFE FULL OF LOVE AND COMPASSION......TO ME HE IS THE GOD MAN....




DEATH IS NEVER FEARED BY THE WISE...
DEFINE LOVE AND EXPLAIN IN DETAIL.................(10 MARKS).

DEFINITION....A SERIOUS DISORDER OF THE HEART DUE TO RELATIONSHIP BTWN A MAN AND A WOMAN DAT CAN CAUSE DEATH OF 1 OR BOTH DEPENDING ON THE RESISTANCE ASSOCIATED...
  TYPES....1 SIDED ...2 SIDES...3..MULTI..
  AGE....USUALLY OCCURS IN TEENAGE BUT NOWADAYS CAN BE FOUND IN ANY AGE..
  SYMPTOMS.....TENSION...DAY DREAMING.....INSOMNIA....PHONE ADDICTION...
  DIAGNOSIS...DIARY, PHOTOS, MOBILE....
  TREATMENT....ANTI-LOVE THERAPY BY FATHER/MOTHER'S FOOT WEAR....


GOLDFISH 1......DO U BELIEVE IN GOD?
GOLDFISH 2.....OF COURSE I DO...WHO DO U THINK CHANGES THE WATER?


TO BE ALONE IS BLISS...
TO FEEL LONELY IS A CURSE...




A SPOON OF SALT IN A GLASS OF WATER MAKES IT UNDRINKABLE WHERE AS A SPOON OF SALT IN A LAKE GOES UNNOTICED...

THREE THINGS ONLY MATTER IN LIFE THE MOST AS U LOOK BACK...
1. HOW WELL DID U LOVE?
2..HOW FULLY DID U LIVE?
3..HOW DEEPLY DID U LET GO?
PLEASE REMEMBER IF UR ANSWER IS AFFIRMATIVE/POSITIVE....IN UR DEATH U ATTAIN PEACE....

WHEN U HAVE PLENTY...DONT COUNT IT AS YOUR OWN....ONE MUST NOT COUNT IN THE MIDST OF ABUNDANCE, FOR NOTHING IS OURS...

WHEN U UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING, U FORGIVE EVERYTHING...IF SUM ONE DOESNT FORGIVE, IT MEANS THEIR UNDERSTANDING IS POOR...

EGO BLINDS IN THE INNER VISION OF UNDERSTANDING...

DONT KEEP DWELLING ON OTHER'S MISTAKES...IT WILL MULTIPLY YOUR OWN...

THIS VERY MOMENT IS THE TRUTH....

ONLY THOSE WHO HAVE NOT LOVED THEMSELVES CANT HURT OTHERS....SO IF SUM ONE IS HURTING YOU, IT MEANS THAT THEY HAVE NOT LOVED THEMSELVES...

TELL ME WHAT U WANT AND I WILL TELL YOU WHO U R...

SUM ONE WAS GOING ON TAUNTING ME AS TO I DONT HAVE GUTS TO REVEAL THE TRUTH THOUGH I KNEW IT....I TOLD HIM YES...I DONT BECAUSE IT MAY BE HURTING SUM ONE...THOUGH IT IS TRUE I DONT WANT TO EXPRESS AND I DONT.....BUT STILL SINCE U HAVE BEEN TAUNTING ME FOR QUITE SOME TIME ITS BETTER I GIVE U A JOLT...I SAID IN EXACTLY 34 DAYS FROM TODAY U WILL GET MARRIED TO A GIRL UNEXPECTEDLY....HE WAS SHOCKED.....I SAID....NOW HOW DO U FEEL? HE SAID...I AM SHAKEN...I HAVE A BIG LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY TO VISIT HARVARD FOR A POST DOCTORAL PROGRAM FOR SIX MONTHS....CAN U NOT STOP THIS...I SAID...I CAN TRY AND INCASE CONSEQUENTIALLY U HAVE TO MARRY A SQUINT IN 18 DAYS...HE SAID...NO NO...ITS BETTER THIS IS NOT TAMPERED....I ASKED HIM....HOW DO U FEEL? HE SAID...ALMOST DEAD...ON THE 34TH DAY HE WAS ON A TOUR WITH HIS COLLEGE STUDENTS....THEY VISITED THE 'ARUNACHALESWARA' TEMPLE IN TIRUVANNAMALAI..... AFTER HAVING THE DARSHAN OF THE LORD AS HE WAS COMING OUT JUST SAW A GIRL ENTERING THE GARBHA GUDI....HE WAITED OUTSIDE FOR THE GIRL TO COME OUT OF GARBHAGUDI....BOTH OF THEM STARTED TALKING WITHOUT ANY FORMAL INTRODUCTION....YET AFTER SUM TIME THEY BOTH TIED THE KNOT IN THE TEMPLE AND FELL AT THE FEET OF THE ELDERS....THEY DECLARED TO THEM THEY ARE MARRIED....TODAY THIS BOY IS HAPPILY LIVING WITH HIS WIFE AND THREE KIDS HAPPILY IN COIMBATORE...LORDS GRACE...

SUM BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS...
SUM DONT BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS....
HOW ABOUT U?
ME....I AM SANTA CLAUS....

RELIGION IS NOT GOAL ORIENTED....RELIGION DOESNT HAVE ANY OTHER PURPOSE OTHER THAN TO PRAISE THE LORD.....SINGING TO VARIOUS TUNES AND DANCING WITH THE CORE OF ONE'S EXISTENCE....ONCE A TASK IS SET, GOAL IS SET, AMBITIONS R SET, THE TRUE RELIGION VANISHES...

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Sri Padham 7

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

HE WAS GOING FOR AN IAS INTERVIEW.....HE HAS REALLY TOILED HARD TO REACH THIS STAGE....HE CALLED ME MANY TIMES TO GET COMFORTED...HE FINALLY SAID ...GURUJI I AM VERY SCARED TO FACE THE BOARD...I AM NOT SURE WHETHER I WILL BE THRU....I SAID....HOPE IS THE LITTLE VOICE YOU HEAR WHISPER MAY BE WHEN IT SEEMS LIKE ENTIRE WORLD IS SHOUTING NO NEVER LOSE HOPE...TODAY HE IS A DEPUTY SECRETARY IN THE GOVT....JUST SAW HIM TODAY...HE ASKED ME HOW R U DOING GURUJI...I SAID....I JUST KEEP LISTENING OFTEN TO THE WHISPER I ADVISED U TO HEAR...IT KEEPS LIFE EASY FOR ME....WE BOTH LAUGHED TOGETHER.....LORD'S GRACE...

M A T H S.....
MENTALLY AFFECTED TEACHER HANDLING STUDENTS...

DONT LIVE A LIFE FULL OF PLANS...SOMETIMES THE BEST MOMENTS HAPPEN ON THE UNPLANNED AND GREATEST REGRETS HAPPEN ON NOT REACHING THE PLAN OR EVEN AFTER REACHING WHAT IS PLANNED...

ONE THING WE HAVE TO LEARN FROM LIFE IS GETTING 'UPSET' WILL NOT HELP...INSTEAD getting 'UP' to 'SET' THE THINGS RIGHT WILL HELP...

NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE TEETH BIT THE TONGUE THEY STILL STAY TOGETHER...SPIRIT OF FORGIVENESS....

I KNOW SUM ONE....HE LIVED A BIG LIFE BUT FULL OF DECEIT AND HAD BROUGHT A LOT OF HARM TO HIMSELF AND OTHERS....THE OTHER DAY WE MET...HE WAS VERY DEPRESSED SINCE ONE OF HIS VENTURES IS BEING INVESTIGATED...HE ASKED ME ...GURUJI CAN U SUGGEST SUM REMEDY? I SAID EVERY DAY READ VISHNU SAHASRANAMAM...HE ASKED BACK...IF I READ WILL I BE OUT OF WOODS? ...I SMILED AND SAID...'WHO SOWS THORNS SHOULD NOT GO BARE FOOT'.... I DONT THINK HE UNDERSTOOD ME....DO U?

ANGER IS MORE AN EXPENSIVE LUXURY...

ANY THINK U SAY ADD A PINCH OF SUGAR...
ANY THING U HEAR TAKE IT WITH A GRAIN OF SALT.....

TRUST BECAUSE YOU ARE WILLING TO ACCEPT RISK, NOT BECAUSE IT IS SAFE OR CERTAIN....

NO ONE CAN RUIN YOUR DAY WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION, YOU DONT HAVE TO ATTEND EVERY ARGUMENT THAT U R INVITED TO.....

UNLESS U ACCEPT THE THORNS, U CANT NEAR A ROSE....

WHEN WE CANT HAVE WHAT WE LOVE....WE SHOULD LEARN TO LOVE WHAT WE HAVE....

BEFORE LEAVING ANYTHING, JUST WAIT...THINK FOR A SECOND WHY U HAVE BEEN HOLDING ON TO IT SO LONG?

PPL HAVE BEEN TOLD ENUF ON HOW TO HANDLE AN ISSUE...THRU JOKES, THRU SAYINGS, THRU STORIES, THRU VEDIC QUOTATIONS AND IN MANY OTHER WAYS...ONCE AGAIN SUM ONE WAS ASKING THE SAME QUESTION....FINALLY HE SAID...CAN U THROW SUM LIGHT ON THIS....I DID HAVE A THREE BATTERY TORCH READY WITH ME TO THROW SO THAT FROM MY SIDE I WOULD HAVE THROWN SUM LIGHT ON IT....

NEVER MARRY FOR MONEY...WE CAN BORROW IT CHEAPER AND FAR LESS HASSLES.

SUM ONE SAID...GURUJI U R VERY UNRELIABLE....
I WAS VERY GLAD....IT JUST CERTIFIES I JUST DANCE TO THE TUNES PLAYED....

THEY GAVE A NAKED MAN A SHIRT AND HE SAID IT WAS TOO THICK....


LOVE IS THE DAWN OF MARRIAGE....AND MARRIAGE IS THE SUNSET OF LOVE..

SUM ONE ASKED ME...GURUJI WHATS THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN 'IGNORANCE' AND 'INDIFFERENCE'...
I SAID...'I DONT KNOW' AND 'I DONT CARE'....

SOME ONE AGED IS NOT WELL....MANY TIMES ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL....NO IMPROVEMENT IN HIS CONDITIONS.....NOW VEINS R ALSO BLOCKED...BUT DOCTORS R KEEN ON PERFORMING ANGINA TO ASCERTAIN THE NUMBER OF BLOCKS AND ONWARD TO PLASTY AND STUNT OR MAY BE A BYPASS...NOTHING KNOWN AS OF NOW....THEY R NORMAL MIDDLE CLASS FAMILY...ALL SAVINGS R EXHAUSTED...NOW THEY HAVE A HOUSE WHICH THEY R CONTEMPLATING TO SELL...NOW AFTER GOING THRU ALL THIS PPL AT HOME HAVE GROWN IMPATIENT AND THAT IS TELLING UPON THE INTER PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS AT HOME.....

NOW SHOULD THEY SELL THE HOUSE AND GO AHEAD WITH THE TREATMENT?....THE FAMILY SEEMS TO BE CONFUSED...ANY SUGGESTIONS?


FACEBOOK....WHERE ONE LIES TO FRIENDS....
TWITTER...WHERE ONE IS HONEST WITH STRANGERS TOO...

AESTHETICS SHOULD BE THE ETHICS OF FUTURE.....

THE PRESENT DAY ETHICS BADLY NEED AN UPGRADE.....


AN ACHIEVEMENT IS A BONDAGE ALWAYS IN QUEST OF GREATER ACHIEVEMENTS.....

SOME TIMES TO GET WHAT U WANT THE MOST, YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT U WANT THE LEAST.....

I HAVE HEARD THIS...

THE WIFE WANTS TO HAVE A KID.....THE HUSBAND SAYS...' I HAVE COMMITMENTS TILL MAY/JUNE.....AFTER THAT OUR FINANCIAL POSITION WOULD HAVE IMPROVED...INFACT ONCE PREGNANT I DONT WANT U TO GO FOR JOB'...

I JUST FEEL LIKE SMILING AT THIS...PEOPLE ALWAYS PLAN AND THINK THAT THINGS WILL TAKE PLACE AS PER THAT PLAN....THEIR IGNORANCE MAKES THEM BLIND IN NOT THINKING THAT THE PLAN SPELT OUT WAS ALSO FROM THE LORD....THEY THINK THEY R THE DOERS....NOT KNOWING THE FACT THAT LORD IMPLEMENTS HIS IDEAS AND PROVES THAT HE IS THE DOER...DONT PLAN TOO MUCH AND GET UPSET IF THINGS DONT TAKE PLACE AS PER YOUR PLAN..TRY TO BE WITHIN THE RYTHM OF LIFE AND DONT GIVE IMPORTANCE MUCH TO MONEY...IN THE SYSTEM OF NATURE EVERY THING IS TAKEN CARE...LORD BALANCES...HE TAKES CARE...NO DOUBT THATS A MATTER OF FAITH......

YOU ARE VALUABLE ONLY IF YOU HAVE SUM THING THAT MONEY CANT BUY....

PEACE....

DONT CRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY...
DONT FEAR FOR WHAT HAPPENS TODAY...
DONT EXPECT ANYTHING FROM TOMORROW....

RIGHT THINGS ARE NOT POSSIBLE ALWAYS...
POSSIBLE THINGS ARE NOT RIGHT ALWAYS....
BE TRUE TO YOUR HEART, YOU WILL NEVER GO WRONG....

CONSTANTLY COMPARING YOUR OLD RELATIONSHIPS TO YOUR NEW ONE IS THE QUICKEST WAY TO FIND YOURSELF LONELY AGAIN...

THERE'S A LOT I CANT UNDERSTAND ABOUT LIFE...
YOU MEET THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AND THEN U MEET ONE PERSON AND YOUR LIFE IS CHANGED FOR EVER....

AS U GROW OLD, ITS A JOURNEY OF THE BEAUTY FROM FACE TO HEART....

IMAGINATION DAWNS ON ONE WHO IS FULL COURAGE AND ACCEPTANCE....

HUSBAND SAID....TODAY IS SUNDAY...I WANT TO ENJOY SO I HAVE BROUGHT 3 MOVIE TICKETS...
WIFE...WHY THREE?
HUSBAND....ITS FOR U AND UR PARENTS.....


FIND THE RYTHM INSIDE U AND ALL AROUND U....FIND IT, SHOW CASE IT AND YOU WILL KNOW THE VALUE OF FAITH......