Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Margadarshi 5

ANYTHING I SAY STEMS FROM THE ROOT OF CHOICELESSNESS....

WISDOM IS NOT A MATTER OF CHOICE....

SUM ONE SAID...GURUJI WHENEVER I GET NEARER TO TRUTH, I AM TOLD I CANT GO FURTHER...... MERI NUMBER KAB AYEGA GURUJI?

HOW DO U FIND THIS STATEMENT?

WHENEVER I GET NEARER TO TRUTH....
IT IS POSSIBLE THAT U R NEARER TO TRUTH....
(OR)
IT IS ALSO POSSIBLE THAT U R PRESUMING TO BE NEARER TO TRUTH...

IF U R NEARER TO TRUTH.....U NEED NOT BE TOLD ANYTHING...U WILL PERISH IN THAT MOMENT OFTRUTH....

IF U R PRESUMING TO BE NEAR TRUTH, ANY EXPLANATION WILL NOT SATISFY U SINCE TRUTH CANNOT BE EXPLAINED...

WHEN U R READY TO GET PERISHED IN TRUTH TUMHARA NUMBER AAYEGA JI....


SUM ONE ASKED ME ....WHAT PRAYOGA SASTRA REALLY MEANS?
I SAID....EAT WHEN U R HUNGRY SLEEP WHEN U R TIRED....

LIFE IS A GENTLE BREEZE....ITS THE THOUGHTS THAT STIR UP MAKE IT STROMY...

DONT BE ANGRY AT THOSE WHO DISAPPOINT U....IN THE FIRST PLACE IT WAS YOUR EXPECTATION THEY DIDN'T LIVE UP TO....


DO U KNOW IN WESTERN INDIA IN MANY PLACES, THE GODDESS MOHINI IS WORSHIPPED AS MAHALASA, THE CONSORT OF KHANDOBA, AN AVTAR OF LORD SHIVA?


SOME ONE SAID 'DURING THE VEDIC DAYS, THINGS WERE ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL...PEOPLE WERE VERY PEACEFUL....PEOPLE WERE NOT GREEDY...THEY KNEW TO RESPECT ELDERS AND EVEN STRANGERS ETC.,
I GOT A DOUBT....IF EVERYTHING WAS FINE DURING THE VEDIC DAYS....WHY TO SAY...SATYAM VADAH...SPEAK TRUTH....IF ALREADY ALL R SPEAKING TRUTH WHERE IS THE NECCESITY TO GIVE SUCH A DIRECTION....MATRU DEVO BHAVAH....ALREADY WHEN ALL TREAT MOTHER AS GOD...WHERE IS THE QUESTION OF AN INSTRUCTION OR GUIDANCE ON THE SUBJECT...SO THERE WERE PPL WHO SPOKE UNTRUTH OR LIES....THERE WERE PPL WHO NEVER CARED FOR ELDERS...SO DURING THE VEDIC DAYS TOO LIFE WAS TOTAL AND EVERY ONE WAS INTERESTED IN SHAPING IT BETTER.......PROBABLY MAY BE, THINGS HAVE GONE MORE AWRY IN KALI YUGA....THAT IS KALI YUGA DHARMAM...

WHAT U DONT KNOW CANT HURT U...

IF UR ACTIONS INSPIRE OTHERS TO DREAM MORE, LEARN MORE, DO MORE, BECOME MORE, AND DELIVER MORE, I SEE A LEADER IN U....





WE FEAR REJECTION...
WE WANT ATTENTION..
WE CRAVE FOR AFFECTION...
AND
WE DREAM OF PERFECTION....

AROUND 15 YEARS BACK IN ONE OF MY DISCIPLES HOUSE THEY WERE  DOING SUM YANTRA POOJA...(THAT DAY MY SISHYAS WERE DOING AND I JUST WENT THERE TO HAVE A LOOK..SINCE INSIDE IT WAS FULL AND SUFFOCATING, I JUST CAME OUT AND WAS SITTING OUTSIDE....SUM ONE AROUND 70 YEARS CAME AND ASKED ME...'HAS THE PUJA STARTED?....I SAID...'YES'...HAS SWAMIJI CUM?..MY OTHER DISCIPLE BY NAME 'SWAMY' WAS INSIDE...AND HENCE I TOLD HIM...I SAW SWAMI INSIDE.....HE WENT INSIDE...HE HAD AN OPINION , HOW A SWAMIJI SHOULD BE AND HENCE HE CAME OUT SAYING TO ME...SWAMIJI HAS NOT CUM....I ASKED HIM...HOW ABT SUM TEA? SO WE WENT TO A TEA SHOP AND HAD TEA...THEN I TOOK ONE PAAN AND I ASKED HIM HOW ABOUT A PAAN...HE SAID...'SHIVA SHIVAA'.....I THOUGHT LIKE MASALA PAAN, ZARDA PAAN THERE IS SUMTHING CALLED 'SHIVA SHIVAA' AND TOLD THE PAAN BOY TO MAKE ONE 'SHIVA SHIVAA'....THE BOY STARED AT ME....THEN THIS GENTLE MAN TOLD ME....THE PROBLEM WITH NOW A DAYS MAN IS THEY DONT UNDERSTAND SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE....I JUST CALLED 'SHIVA SHIVAA' BCOS I DONT TAKE PAAN....I SAID...'I AM EXTERMELY SORRY TO HAVE OFFENDED U'...HE SAID....NOW A DAYS KIDS DONT UNDERSTAND MANNERS, DISCIPLINE...THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO TALK TO ELDERS....I SAID...YEAH I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT...HE IMMEDIATELY SAID...I AM TALKING ABOUT U ONLY.....THEN I SAID THATS WHY I SAID I CAN UNDERSTAND...IF ITS FOR SUM ONE ELSE I CANT UNDERSTAND....THEN WE CAME BACK TO THE PLACE PUJA WAS TAKING PLACE....HE WENT INSIDE TO LOOK FOR SWAMIJI AND I WENT AND STOOD IN THE UPSTAIRS WHICH IS OPEN TO SKY JUST ENJOYING THE MOON LIGHT...THE PUJA WAS OVER AND HE WAS STILL WAITING FOR DARSHAN OF SWAMIJI...I DIDN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT HIM BY NOT SEEING HIM AT SAME TIME I DONT WANT HIM TO FEEL OFFENDED...I SAID I HAVE A PRAYOGAM TO DO AND COVERED MY ENTIRE FACE WITH A RED CLOTH JUST KEEPING THE EYES PORTION OPEN....HE SAID...I JUST CAME TO SEEK YOUR BLESSINGS...I JUST SAID....'SHIVA SHIVAA'.....



LOTS OF RUSH...LOT OF PEOPLE WAITING.....THE QUEUE IS ALMOST A KM IN LENGTH...I JUST PARKED MY CAR AT A DISTANCE AND WALKED DOWN....WENT STRAIGHT TO THE GATE..THERE WERE A LOT OF SECURITY PERSONNEL WAITING OUTSIDE TRYING TO DISCIPLINE THE CROWD....I JUST SAID I WOULD LIKE TO GO IN....THEY REFUSED....I JUST CAME BACK TO THE CAR....DROVE PAST SHAMSHABAD AIRPORT...WAITED ON THE ROAD PARKING THE CAR TO THE LEFT...A WONDERFUL PORSCHE CAYENNE CAR CAME NEAR ME AND STOPPED....SWAMIJI GOT DOWN FROM THE CAR AND GOT IN TO MY CAR...JUST CHATTED WITH HIM FOR SUM TIME AND DROVE HIM BACK TO HIS PLACE...NOW THE SAME SECURITY OFFICERS OPENED THE DOOR ALLOWED THE CAR INSIDE...I TOLD SWAMIJI I WILL PARK THE CAR INSIDE FOR SUM TIME SINCE I HAD SUM WORK IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND THERE THE PROBLEM IS PARKING SPACE...I JUST CAME OUT ENTERED MCDONALDS AND PURCHASED SUM FRENCH FRIES....CAME BACK TO THE BUNGALOW...SWAMIJI WAS GIVING PADA NAMASKARAM TO HIS DISCIPLES...ONE OF THE DISCIPLE SAID...'GO IN THE QUEUE...DONT JUMP QUEUE...SO I STOOD IN THE LINE CAME UP TO SWAMIJI... SWAMIJI GOT UP ON SEEING ME....WHY DID U CUM IN THE QUEUE....I SAID SWAMIJI SINCE U LIKE MCDONALDS FRENCH FRIES VERY MUCH , I JUST PARKED MY CAR HERE AND WENT TO GET U ALSO A PACKET...THE SECURITY OFFICER STANDING NEXT TO SWAMIJI ALMOST JUMPED ON ME AND SAID SWAMIJI DOESNT TAKE FRENCH FRIES...SWAMIJI GRACEFULLY TOOK THE PACKET FROM MY HAND AND STARTED TAKING FRENCH FRIES...I JUST TOOK LEAVE OF SWAMIJI....
WHAT SORT OF DISCIPLES AND SECURITY OFFICERS? THEY EVEN DONT KNOW THE TASTE OF THIS SWAMIJI.....PROBABLY
'N E A R E R T O C H U R C H, F A R T H E R T O J E S U S'....


YESTERDAY I HAPPENED TO VISIT GENERAL BAZAAR....I JUST WAS SEARCHING FOR AN ITEM WHICH I INTENDED TO BE GIFTED TO SUM ONE...I CHANCED TO ENTER A SHOP....THE OWNER OF THE SHOP...A BOY IN LATE TWENTIES OR EARLY THIRTIES, SUDDENLY PROSTRATED ME...I WAS STUNNED...LEAST I EXPECT PEOPLE TO DO ALL THAT FOR I MOSTLY ENJOY ROAMING DECEPTIVELY....IT SEEMS HE IS ON FB AND WAS PRAISING THE ORGANISERS OF 'SADGURU CHARITRA'....HE WAS VERY GLAD THE WAY THE ARTICLES R PUBLISHED AND WAS VERY HAPPY ABOUT THIS GROUP....I THOUGHT IT FIT TO CONVEY HIS FEELINGS TO THE ORGANISERS....NOW SEE MURTHY THATS WHY I DONT BRING MY NON VEG STUFF IN TO THIS....BCOS OF MURTHY GARU PPL OUTSIDE R THINKING THAT I AM A SERENE, DISCIPLINED PERSON...IF THAT BOY CUMS TO KNOW THE WAY I LOOK AT LIFE , HE WILL SURELY SEARCH FOR A SADGURU INSTEAD OF AN IMPOSTER...GOOD MURTHY PADMINI COMBINE...TRYING TO PAINT A GOOD PICTURE ABOUT THE GURU...BUT THE REALITY IS LORD BRINGS OUT...DOOD KA DOOD AUR PAANI KA PAANI...U FELLOWS FOR LONG CANNOT PAINT A ROSY PICTURE ABOUT ME FOR LONG....GOOD WORK BOYS AND GIRLS...LORDS GRACE ..ENJOY..



Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Margadarshi 4

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

HOME SWEET HOME... SIT, RELAX, GOSSIP.....

WORRY DOES NOT TAKE THE PAIN OUT OF TOMORROW....IT MERELY TAKES THE JOY OUT OF TODAY...

PLEASE DO NOT PROMISE ANY THING IN A MOMENT OF HAPPINESS NOR ANSWER IN A MOMENT OF DEJECTION....

SUM ONE ASKED ME ...CAN U NOT TEACH PRAYOGA TO ME?
I SAID....YOU CAN ONLY BE TAUGHT WHAT YOU HAVE EARS TO HEAR AND EYES TO SEE AND A BRAIN TO UNDERSTAND WHAT U CAN UNDERSTAND...
I SMILED...
HE COULDNT CATCH MY POINT...CAN U?


ANYTHING I SAY STEMS FROM THE ROOT OF CHOICELESSNESS....

WISDOM IS NOT A MATTER OF CHOICE....

WE THINK IN LIFE 'TO EAT' AND 'TO SLEEP' IS EASIER....MOST OF ARE NOT ABLE TO PROPERLY EAT OR SLEEP...I KNOW OF A CASE WHERE HE HAD PROBLEM OF LIVER AND INSOMNIA...HE COULD NEITHER EAT WELL NOR SLEEP...EVEN IF U R MEDICALLY ALRIGHT, HOW MANY DAYS DO WE REALLY ENJOY THE FOOD AND EAT? SIMILARLY HOW MANY DAYS U REALLY SLEEP? MOST OF THE YOUNGSTERS NOW A DAYS WORK IN CALL CENTRES AND THEY DONT SLEEP AT NITE AND THEY SLEEP DURING DAY...THAT TOO VERY DISTURBED SLEEP...TODAY 'TO EAT' GOOD FOOD AND 'TO SLEEP' ITSELF IS A BIG BOON IN YOUR DAY TO DAY LIFE....SO I SAY PLEASE 'EAT' WELL AND 'SLEEP' WELL...WHEN I SAY LIFE IS TO EAT AND SLEEP WELL, PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND ME AND LAUGH AT ME....IN FACT I PITY THEM THAT THEY DONT HAVE TIME TO EAT AND SLEEP.....LET US START DOING THIS....LET US TAKE AN SOLEMN PLEDGE THAT WE WILL NOT COMPROMISE ON FOOD AND SLEEP....PEACE WILL AUTOMATICALLY FOLLOW...OTHERWISE WE BEHAVE VERY AGITATED...NO PROPER FOOD OR SLEEP.....WHEN WE CANT DO THESE THINGS WHICH R SIMPLE PROPERLY IN LIFE, WHY BE BOTHERED ABOUT WHAT I DO IN THE FORM OF PRAYOGAMS?

DISCIPLE...MASTER I WANT TO BE CLEVER ENUF TO GET ALL THAT MONEY...
MASTER....THEN U MUST B STUPID ENUF TO WANT IT...


WITHOUT RICH HEART, WEALTH IS A UGLY BEGGAR...

IN GOD WE TRUST...ALL OTHERS MUST PAY CASH...

VERY FUNNY WORLD....EVERY BODY WANTS TO GO TO HEAVEN BUT NOBODY WANTS TO DIE...

WHATEVER IT IS.....I DIDNT DO IT...

SUM ONE ASKED ME.....GURUJI HOW DO U MANAGE TO KEEP UR HEAD DOWN DESPITE ALL VICTORIES FOR U?
I SAID...WHEN THERE EXISTS NO POSSIBILITY OF FAILURE, THE VICTORY ATTAINED IS MEANING LESS...FOR I AM NOT THE DOER AND LORD IS THE DOER...


DONT DROWN THE MAN WHO TAUGHT U TO SWIM...

SUM ONE SAID...GURUJI , U LAUGH AT ME BCOS I AM DIFFERENT...
I SAID....I LAUGH BCOS I AM UNIQUE....




SUM ONE SAID....GURUJI I DONT KNOW AT MOMENTS WHICH EVIL TO CHOOSE...MY WIFE OR MY SISTER?
I SAID THE LESSER OF THE EVIL IS BETTER BUT STILL ITS AN EVIL...


I DONT THINK I HAVE FAILED...ITS JUST THAT I HAVE FOUND 10000 WAYS THAT WONT WORK...

THE WORLD BELONGS TO THE ENTHUSIAST WHO KEEPS COOL...

ATHI VINAYAM DUR LAKSHANAM....

HE WHO CAN DOES....HE WHO CANT CAN STILL ADVISE....

SUM ONE ASKED ME...GURUJI CAN U FORE TELL MY FUTURE?
I SAID....I HAVE TO INVENT IT...


LEARNING IS ALWAYS WONDERFUL DESPITE THE MASTER BEING A PAIN....

HAPPINESS IS NOT PICKED UP IN STRANGER'S GARDEN....

NIRGUNA SWAROOPAYA NAMAHA....
  LORD IS BEYOND GUNAS....THE HIDDEN MEANING IS UR MIND CANNOT RECOGNIZE HIM.....MIND RECOGNIZES ONLY THINGS WITH QUALITY...IT CAN NEVER APPRECIATE ANYTHING WITHOUT QUALITY....HENCE SINCE WE DWELL IN MIND WE FAIL TO RECOGNIZE THE COGNIZABLE LORD OTHERWISE....HENCE ONE HAS TO TRAVEL BEYOND MIND...TO TRAVEL TO THE STAGE OF NIRGUNA, ONE NEEDS TO LIVE WITH GUNAS....THEN TRANSCENDENCE IS POSSIBLE...BY AVOIDING MIND IF SUM ONE TRIES TO GO IN TO NIRGUNA, IT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE...TRANSCENDENCE CANNOT BE ACHIEVED THRU AVOIDANCE, BUT CAN BE ACHIEVED IF WE HAVE THE COURAGE TO LIVE WITH IT....THE DAY MIND DROPS WE SEE THE NIRGUNA SWAROOPAM OF THE LORD....LORDS GRACE ...ENJOY..


A HUSBAND AND WIFE STEPPED UP TO VIEW THE BODY OF HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW...
AS HE BEGAN TO CRY, HIS WIFE PUNCHED HIM AND SAID..'WHY R U CRYING? YOU NEVER LIKED MY MOTHER AND THEN WHY THIS DRAMA?
HUSBAND SAID......'I KNOW ALL THAT...I THOUGHT I SAW HER MOVE A BIT'...


AFTER AN IMPASSIONED SALES TALK BY AN ARAB SELLING SOUVENIRS IN BETHELHEM, HE ASKED THE TOURISTS AS TO WHERE THEY R FROM....THEY REPLIED..'AMERICA'...HE ASKED THE HUSBAND...IS SHE UR WIFE? 'YES' WAS THE REPLY...THE ARAB ASKED THE HUSBAND...'SHE IS BEAUTIFUL...I WILL GIVE 100 CAMELS FOR HER'....THE HUSBAND LOOKED STUNNED AND THERE WAS A LONG SILENCE...FINALLY HE REPLIED...'SHE IS NOT FOR SALE'...
AFTER THE SALES MAN LEFT THE WIFE ASKED HER HUSBAND..'WHY DID U TAKE SO LONG TO REPLY?'..
THE HUSBAND SAID..'I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET 100 CAMELS BACK HOME'...


WHEN U HATE SUM ONE, U WILL NEVER FIND A GUD CHARACTER IN THEM EVEN IF THEY R GUD...
BUT WHEN U LIKE SUM ONE, NO MATTER HOW BAD THEY R, U WILL FIND EVERY THING SWEET IN THEM...


A WISE MAN DOES NOT REQUIRE AN ADVICE...
AND A FOOL WILL NOT TAKE IT...


10 % OF CONFLICT IS DUE TO DIFFERENCE OF OPINION....90 % IS DUE TO VOICE...

I ASKED A GIRL TODAY...'IF U WERE LOCKED IN A CAR WHEN IT WAS 40 DEGREES OUT SIDE AND ALL U HAD WAS A HAMMER WHAT U WILL DO?'
GIRL....'SMASH THE WINDOW'...
ME....'WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE JUST TO UNLOCK THE DOOR FROM INSIDE?'.
DO U KNOW SHRI GRU NANAK DEV JI IS KNOWN AS....

NANAKACHARYA......IN SRI LANKA..
NANAK LAMA...........IN TIBET..
GURU RIMPOCHEA....IN SIKKHIM & BHUTAN..
NANAK RISHI............IN NEPAL..
NANAK PEER.............IN BAGHDAD...

JOYOUS GURUPURAB...



ITS 5 YEARS SINCE DIVORCE APPLIED....ON ACCOUNT OF ALIMONY THE CASE IS HANGING....ON ONE SIDE THE GIRL SAYS SHE WANTS AN IMMEDIATE DIVORCE BUT IS NOT IN A POSITION TO COMPROMISE ON ALIMONY....MOM DAD EVRY ONE AROUND ADVISES HER ABOUT MONEY ASPECT....SHE IN MATTER OF UTTER CONFUSION SUM DAYS FEELS LIKE COMING OUT BY GOING MUTUAL WITH HIM AND GET DIVORCE, ON OTHER SIDE IS FORECED TO THINK OF MONEY IN VIEW OF HER 10 YEAR OLD SON....THE SON NOW ITSELF HAS A LOT OF DAD AND LESS OF MOM....EVEN AFTER GETTING THE DIVORCE, IN THE LONG RUN THE BOY MAY BE A REPLICA OF DAD....WHAT SHE COULD NOT COMPROMISE WITH HER HUSBAND THAT LEAD TO DIVORCE, SHE MAY HAVE TO COMPROMISE WITH HER SON...FUNNY WORLD....LORDS GRACE...

THIS DIVORCE AFFAIR ABOUT THE GIRL I POSTED YESTERDAY EVENING, SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN OFFENDED BY MY COMMENTS...SO OUR APOLOGIES...
BUT THE PITY IS STILL SHE HAS NOT UNDERSTOOD WHAT I MEANT....ITS OK FOR US....BCOS WE HAVE NOT CUM HERE TO APPEASE ANY ONE OR OFFEND ANY ONE...THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL HERSELF KEEPS SAYING THAT MY SON LOOKS LIKE MY HUSBAND...BEHAVES LIKE MY HUSBAND ETC.,.I HAVE UNDERSTOOD THAT SHE HAS A RIGHT TO KEEP BLAMING HER SON WHEREAS WE DONT HAVE A RIGHT TO CORRECT HER VIEW POINT.....YES...NATURAL...A KID LOOKING LIKE A FATHER OR BEHAVING LIKE A FATHER IS VERY COMMON...VERY FUNNY GIRL... I APOLOGISE DEAR...HENCE FORTH U WILL NOT BE COMMENTED UPON IN ANY OF MY FB POSTS...OUR SINCERE APOLOGIES...


NOW IN THAT DIVORCE AFFAIR THIS GIRL HAS SENT HER APOLOGIES....WHILE MY HEART HAS ACCEPTED HER APOLOGIES, MY MIND HAS BECOME ALERT...THANKS TO THIS GIRL....


WIFE TO HUSBAND....OK AGREED U HAVE A CHOICE...U HV TO WORK IN THE KITCHEN ON ALL DAYS ENDING WITH 'Y'....

Margadarshi 3

THE MAN WHO DRINKS WATER KNOWS IF ITS COOL OR WARM...

IF THE DISCIPLE HAS A CRYSTAL CLEAR QUESTION THEN THERE IS SUM MEANING IN EXPECTING A TRANSPARENT ANSWER FROM THE MASTER...

MEN R LIKE TV COMMERCIALS...YOU CANT BELIEVE A WORD THEY SAY...

A TRULY PERFECT MARRIAGE CAN HAPPEN PROVIDED THE WOMAN IS BLIND AND THE MAN IS DEAF...

HOME IS THE PLACE WHERE U CAN SAY ANYTHING U LIKE....BCOS NOBODY LISTENS TO U ANYWAY...

U CANNOT TAKE CHARGE OF THE PRESENT IF U R BUSY RELIVING THE SETBACKS OF THE PAST..

ITS BETTER TO GO TO A WOMAN DENTIST....ITS A RELIEF TO BE TOLD TO OPEN MY MOUTH, INSTEAD OF TO SHUT IT.....

AS A SAFETY AGAINST ROBBERY OR THEFT BETTER TO STICK A BUMPER IN YOUR VEHICLE WHICH SHOULD READ AS...
'DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH...HE'S MARRIED'....


CELIBACY CANNOT BE HEREDITARY....

GIVING A WORDY EVIDENCE OF THE TRUTH WILL STILL BE FAR AWAY FROM TRUTH..

GIRL FRIENDS R LIKE CREDIT CARDS...YOU CANT GET ONE UNLESS YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE..

THE VERY IDEA THE WORD 'UNITY' GIVES IS ITS ALREADY TWO..

POLITENESS IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR THE GOODWILL AND ATTENTION OF OTHERS..

SUM ONE WAS ASKING ME...GURUJI, I LOVE HIM...IS HE THE RIGHT PERSON FOR ME?
SEE, HERE IN THIS CASE HEART SAYS THAT SHE LOVES HIM.....AND THEN SHE GOES IN TO RIGHT AND WRONG CHOICE, WHICH IS A MIND GAME....
DONT MIX HEART WITH MIND IN THINGS THAT R PERSONAL...
LOVE IS FOR COURAGEOUS AND NOT FOR COWARDS...


ANY ONE CAN LIVE UP TO ONE'S OWN SATISFACTION.....NEVER TRY TO LIVE UP TO THE SATISFACTION LEVEL OF OTHERS....ITS IMPOSSIBLE....ITS A WILD GOOSE CHASE...U WILL BE LOST...

WHEN UR STRENGTH IS SMALL DONT CARRY HEAVY BURDENS...
WHEN UR WORDS R WORTHLESS, STOP GIVING ADVISE...




SUM ONE SAID....GURUJI IT LOOKS LIKE U DEBATED MY PROBLEM ON FB...IF I PUT LIKE OR COMMENT, I MAY BE THROWN OUT OF THE HOUSE...
I SAID...DONT WORRY.....UR WIFE IS A NICE GIRL AND SHE WILL REALLY APPRECIATE MY COMMENT AND SHE WILL BE THE FIRST TO 'LIKE' MY COMMENT FOR I KNOW HER BETTER THAN ANY ONE ELSE...SHE CAN UNDERSTAND...


SUM FRIEND CUMS HOME...SHE TALKS ABOUT HER PURCHASING A HOUSE...THE WIFE STARTS ASKING THE HUSBAND WHEN R WE GOING TO PURCHASE A HOUSE? LONG BACK IT SEEMS HER MOTHER-IN-LAW CHALLENGED AND SHE WANTS TO PROVE THAT SHE CAN....HUSBAND IS NOW LYNCHED BETWEEN THE LONG SPOKEN WORDS OF HIS MOTHER AND DESPERATE WIFE...HOW STUPID THIS CAN BE? YEAH U CAN DESIRE TO HAVE A HOUSE....BUT THERE MUST BE MATURITY IN HANDLING THINGS....IT SHOULD NOT BE DONE IN HASTE....HAVE PATIENCE... DONT KEEP REACTING TO WHAT ALL ELDERS SAY...THEY MAY BE HAVING THEIR OWN REASONS WHICH U CAN UNDERSTAND WHEN U CUM TO THAT AGE PROBABLY...A TIME WOULD CUM WHEN UR DESIRE TO HAVE A HOME WILL BE FULFILLED...NEVER COMPARE URSELF WITH OTHERS....U R UNIQUE... JUST BCOS SUM ONE HAS SUM THING WE SHOULD NOT ASPIRE UNLESS WE KNOW OUR ELIGIBILITY AS OF DATE.... I FEEL DECISIONS MUST BE HONEST TODAY TO BE LOOKED BACK AS RIGHT DECISION IN THE FUTURE....IF UR DECISION WAS DISHONEST IT CERTAINLY WOULD BOOMERANG ON U AND U WILL KNOW THAT ITS A WRONG DECISION....WHY I SAY ALL THIS? FOR ME IT DOENT MATTER SINCE I LEAD A CHOICELESS LIFE...BUT FOR U LIFE IS FULL OF CHOICES...SO I THOUGHT I CAN WARN U....LORDS GRACE...ENJOY..

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE...U MIGHT HIT A BUMPER AND SPILL UR DRINK..

HE MARRIED HIS WIFE FOR HER LOOKS...BUT NOT THE ONES SHE HAS BEEN GIVING HIM OF LATE...

ANSWERING MACHINE....
HI, IM PROBABLY HOME...IM JUST AVOIDING SUM ONE I DONT LIKE TO TALK TO....LEAVE ME A MESSAGE AND IF I DONT CALL BACK, ITS YOU...


WHEN AN OCTOPUS PUTS A DEODORANT, HOW DOES HE REMEMBER WHERE HE STARTED?

Friday, November 23, 2012

Margadarshi 2

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

LIFE'S GREATEST MISFORTUNE IS DECEIVING ONE'S OWN SELF....

IN THE MIDST OF ABUNDANCE, ONE LEADS AN UNSELFISH LIFE....I SEE THE GOD....

LIFE'S GREATEST ADMIRATION IS THE EXPANSION OF LIFE....

WHEN U START SEEING THE SUFFERING IN YOUR ENEMY, I THINK THE ROAD TO RECOVERY HAS BEGUN....

ONE WHO DOES NT LIVE IN THE PRESENT GRACIOUSLY, IS NOT ELIGIBLE TO MAKE FUTURE PLANS...

THE PROBLEM OF KEEPING COMPANY WITH AN EMINENT MASTER IS HIS QUALITIES WILL AUTOMATICALLY INFLUENCE US, WHICH MAY BE VERY REBELLIOUS, AND MAY SHAKE THE GROUND BUILT BY US, MOSTLY ON THE BASIS OF ASSUMPTIONS AND PRESUMPTIONS...

IF LIFE IS SECURED, IT MAY BE PREDICTABLE....

TO FIND UR ORIGINAL FACE, I HAVE TRAVELED LONG ENOUGH....

WHEN U THINK U HAVE FOUND HIM, THAT VERY MOMENT YOU HAVE LOST HIM...AND WHEN YOU THINK U LOST HIM, THEN THAT VERY MOMENT YOU HAVE FOUND HIM....

MATERIAL LIFE GETS TRANSFORMED IN TO INNER ESSENCE AS ONE ADVANCES IN AGE...

STUDENT...WHAT IS THE END OF A MYSTIC?
MASTER.....WHEN HE IS AS HE WAS WHERE HE WAS BEFORE HE WAS....


DURING THE JOURNEY OF LIFE, EVERY ONE MUST TRUST THEIR OWN INSTINCTS IN CASE THEY DONT HAVE A MASTER...

WHEN U FIND THE PATH, TAKE SUM ONE WITH U...

SUM ONE WANTED ME TO APPROVE A MATCH FOR THEIR BOY AND SHOWED THE PHOTO OF THE GIRL WHOM THEY INTEND TO GET MARRIED TO THEIR SON...I SAW THE PHOTO....THE AKSHARA PATTERN ON THE FACE WAS VERY GOOD... SHE IS A VERY EXCELLENT GIRL....IN FACT THE BOY IS NOT UP TO THE MARK....I KNOW HIM TOO WELL FOR NEARLY 2 DECADES...SO I SAID ITS A GREAT BLESSING FOR THE BOY AND A VERY CRUDE PUNISHMENT FOR THE GIRL....I AM VERY GLAD...THEY HAVE STOPPED CUMING...ONE MORE WICKET DOWN...MORE FREE TIME TO ENJOY.

TODAY NAVEEN HAS POSTED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS AFTER DEATH AND SOUL WHERE IT GOES ETC., RIG VEDA IS BEING CITED..I DUNNO ALL THIS....I AM JUST FOR UNITY OF SPIRITS....UNITED SPIRITS...JAI HO VIJAY MALLYA...

DO U WANT TO KNOW ABOUT URSELF?
THEN ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS GOLDEN SENTENCE...
'U R WHAT U HIDE FROM OTHERS ABOUT URSELF'....

LIVE TO EXPRESS NOT IMPRESS....

SUM TIMES THINGS WE CANT CHANGE END UP CHANGING US....

IF YOUR HAPPINESS DEPENDS ON WHAT SUM BODY ELSE DOES, I GUESS YOU DO HAVE A GRAVE PROBLEM...

WHY NOT A....

MIND WHICH NEVER MINDS...
HEART WHICH NEVER HURTS...
BRAIN WHICH NEVER DRAINS...
TOUCH WHICH NEVER PAINS...
RELATION WHICH NEVER ENDS...


YOU WILL DEFINITELY SUCCEED IN LIFE HAD U FOLLOWED ALL THE ADVICES U GAVE TO OTHERS...

DON'T JUDGE MY PATH...FOR YOU HAVE NEVER TRAVELED WITH ME...

DON'T GO THROUGH LIFE.....GROW THROUGH LIFE.....

LOVE AND DEATH R UNINVITED GUESTS, WHEN THEY WILL CUM, NOBODY KNOWS BUT BOTH IN ONE WAY DO THE SAME WORK...ONE TAKES THE HEART AND THE OTHER ITS BEATS...

TRUST THE ONE WHO CAN SEE THESE THREE THINGS IN U....
1....SORROW BEHIND UR SMILE...
2....LOVE BEHIND UR ANGER....
3....REASON BEHIND UR SILENCE....




PEOPLE R MADE TO BE LOVED......
MONEY IS MADE TO BE USED...
THE REALITY IN THE WORLD IS...
PEOPLE R BEING USED AND MONEY IS BEING LOVE....
AMAZINGLY TRUE...


I ALWAYS CROSS MY LIMITS TO GET TO SEE THE REAL SIDE OF ANYONE...

A BOY WHO CUMS TO OUR YAGNAMS HAS WRITTEN AN EMAIL TO ME THAT HE WOULD LIKE TO BRING A BIG PRIEST WHO IS THE CHIEF PRIEST OF SUM TEMPLE TO THE YAGNAM THIS OCCASION AND THAT HE MAY NEED A SEPERATE ROOM.... MY GOODNESS.... I AM NOT SURE WHETHER I WOULD GET AN ACCOMODATION IN AHOBILAM....BIG VEDIC GIANTS LIKE BRAHMA SRI...VENKATARAMA GANAPADIGAL AND JAYARAMA SASTRY USED TO STAY WITH EVERY ONE LIKE A FAMILY MEMBER...THEY NEVER EVER REQUESTED ME FOR A ROOM....IN FACT SUM ONE WANTED TO CUM TO YAGNAM FROM MUMBAI....I SAID PLEASE CUM BY TRAIN UP TO KADAPA AND DONT WORRY WE WILL TAKE CARE....ONCE I HAVE COMMITTEDTHAT I WILL TAKE CARE, I REALLY MEAN IT.... YESTERDAY SHE CALLS ME AND SAYS.... IT SEEMS GURUJI ALL ROOMS R BOOKED AND MY HUSBAND FEARS ABOUT MY ATTENDING YAGNAM....NO CONVICTION....LACK OF FAITH... WHEN THE MASTER HAS SAID ...DONT WORRY...I WILL TAKE CARE...IT LOOKS LIKE PEOPLE NEED AN EXCUSE TO ESCAPE SITUATIONS...REALLY SAD....

LIVING IN DEVOTION IS THE BEST WAY TO KEEP MISERIES AWAY IN LIFE....

WHEN ISHWARA SITS IN NIRUTHI...HE IS JUST THE YAKSHA KUBERA...PLENTIFUL AND BOUNTIFUL PROSPERITY AND MATERIAL WEALTH ON WORSHIPPING NIRUTHI LINGAM...ESPECIALLY TO WORSHIP NIRUTHI LINGAM ON A PRADOSHAM DAY EVENING AROUND 6 PM IS SURE TO BRING OUT ANY ONE FROM THE BRINKS OF FINANCIAL MESS...THIS IS THE FAITH...LEGEND SAYS..

SPIRAL BENDS A CHALLENGE IN LIFE....WITH FAITH ITS AN EASY ROLLER COASTER RIDE...ONE NEEDS TO HAVE IMMENSE FAITH AND ACCPT THE WILL OF THE LORD...ONE NEEDS A LOT OF COURAGE TO DO THAT AND THAT TOO IS ONLY HIS BLESSINGS...

SOME TIMES PEOPLE DONT NOTICE THE THINGS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING ALL LONG, UNLESS WE STOP DOING IT......SO I STOPPED PAYING INTEREST TO MY CREDITORS..

IF I PUT LIKE TO ANY COMMENT AND IF IT IS DISLIKED BY OTHERS IN INDIA, I MAY BE BOOKED UNDER IT ACT.....IF IT IS LIKED BY OTHERS IN INDIA THEN OUR BROTHERS R WATCHING IN PAKISTAN AND AFGHANISTAN AND THEY MAY DISLIKE IT AND A FATWA WILL BE ISSUED AGAINST ME....SO AFTER A CAREFUL OBSERVATION OF THE INDIAN AND INTERNATIONAL SCENE I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY SAFE TILL FACE BOOK OPENS EXCLUSIVE SITES WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE MY COMMENT AND I ALONE CAN SEE MY COMMENT...

IN CASE U R A FIANCE JUST GOING TO BE MARRIED....PLS POSE YOURSELF AS THE BEST MAN AT THE WEDDING FOR U WOULD NEVER GET A CHANCE TO SUBSEQUENTLY PROVE THIS ANY TIME IN LIFE...

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MARRIAGE AND DEATH?
..DEAD PEOPLE R FREE...


THE SECRET OF HAPPINESS TO A HUSBAND IS.....KEEP THE MOUTH SHUT AND KEEP THE CHEQUE BOOK OPEN....NO DOUBT TAKE CARE TO SEE THAT THERE IS ENUF CASH AT BANK IN UR AC..

LONG AGO MYSELF AND ANDREWS WERE STAYING IN A FIVE STAR HOLIDAY RESORT...THERE INSIDE THE RESORT A MAN CLAD IN TRADITIONAL BRITISH ARMY GENERAL ATTIRE STANDING LIKE A ROCK WITH A GUN IN HIS HAND...MANY KIDS WERE TEASING HIM TO SEE THAT HE CHANGES THE POSTURE..ANDREWS TOO TRIED, BUT FAILED....ANDREWS ASKED ME WHETHER I CAN MAKE HIM CHANGE HIS POSTURE.....I SAID OK I CAN DO IT...BUT I ASKED HIM...IN CASE I MAKE HIM CHANGE THE STAND WHAT WILL I GET FROM ANDREWS....HE SAID HE WILL GIVE ME US $ 500...THEN I TOLD LOOKING AT THE MAN CLAD IN ARMY CLOTHES, IN CASE U CHANGE UR STAND I WILL PAY U THE US $ 500 WHICH ANDREWS WILL GIVE...HE JUST SHOOK HANDS WITH ME AND ANDREWS...ANDREWS ASKED ME...HOW HE CAME FORWARD TO SHAKE THE HANDS? I TOLD ANDREWS...FIRST GIVE ME THE MONEY AND THEN I WILL TELL U THE SECRET... AS HE HANDED OVER MONEY, ALONG WITH ANOTHER RS.1000/- I GAVE IT TO HIM AND HE WAS HAPPY...THEN I TOLD ANDREWS...I JUST TOLD HIM THAT INCASE U CHANGE UR POSTURE I WILL GIVE U THE MONEY WHICH THIS MAN HAS PROMISED TO GIVE...US $ 500....SO HE SHOOK HANDS WITH U AND ME...ANDREWS SAID U DUPED ME AND LAUGHED....I TOO LAUGHED, FOR ANDREWS DOESNT KNOW THAT THE RUNAM WITH THE OTHER MAN (SHANMUGAM)WILL MAKE BOTH OF THEM BONDED FOR ANOTHER 17 LIVES...BETTER ANDREWS SQUARES OFF WITH SHANMUGAM NOW ITSELF.... I GOT A DIAMOND BRACELET FOR HIS WIFE 'STELLA' WHO WAS MY STUDENT FOR MANY YEARS, AND SENT IT THRU ANDREWS....NO DOUBT THATS ANOTHER ACCOUNT, ANOTHER SITUATION, ANOTHER DAY....LORDS GRACE..

YESTERDAY I HAPPENED TO VISIT GENERAL BAZAAR....I JUST WAS SEARCHING FOR AN ITEM WHICH I INTENDED TO BE GIFTED TO SUM ONE...I CHANCED TO ENTER A SHOP....THE OWNER OF THE SHOP...A BOY IN LATE TWENTIES OR EARLY THIRTIES, SUDDENLY PROSTRATED ME...I WAS STUNNED...LEAST I EXPECT PEOPLE TO DO ALL THAT FOR I MOSTLY ENJOY ROAMING DECEPTIVELY....IT SEEMS HE IS ON FB AND WAS PRAISING THE ORGANISERS OF 'SADGURU CHARITRA'....HE WAS VERY GLAD THE WAY THE ARTICLES R PUBLISHED AND WAS VERY HAPPY ABOUT THIS GROUP....I THOUGHT IT FIT TO CONVEY HIS FEELINGS TO THE ORGANISERS....NOW SEE MURTHY THATS WHY I DONT BRING MY NON VEG STUFF IN TO THIS....BCOS OF MURTHY GARU PPL OUTSIDE R THINKING THAT I AM A SERENE, DISCIPLINED PERSON...IF THAT BOY CUMS TO KNOW THE WAY I LOOK AT LIFE , HE WILL SURELY SEARCH FOR A SADGURU INSTEAD OF AN IMPOSTER...GOOD MURTHY PADMINI COMBINE...TRYING TO PAINT A GOOD PICTURE ABOUT THE GURU...BUT THE REALITY IS LORD BRINGS OUT...DOOD KA DOOD AUR PAANI KA PAANI...U FELLOWS FOR LONG CANNOT PAINT A ROSY PICTURE ABOUT ME FOR LONG....GOOD WORK BOYS AND GIRLS...LORDS GRACE ..ENJOY..

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Maargadarshi1

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

RE ARRANGE WORDS...SEE THE WONDER....

DORMITORY..................DIRTY ROOM
ELECTION RESULTS.......LIES LETS RECOUNT
THE EYES......................THEY SEE
ASTRONOMER..........MOON STARER
MOTHER-IN-LAW......WOMAN HITLER
ELEVEN PLUS TWO.....TWELVE PLUS ONE....

ITS APPEALING THESE DAYS TO FIND THAT IN PERSONAL LIFE PEOPLE KEEP WORKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP TO BEGIN AND KEEP RUNNING TO KEEP THE RELATIONSHIP ALIVE....IN PERSONAL LIFE THE RELATIONSHIP JUST FALLS IN ITS PLACE WHERE AS ONE HAS TO WORK OUT A RELATIONSHIP IN BUSINESS AND HAS TO KEEP RUNNING TO KEEP IT ALIVE....SO TODAY IT LOOKS LIKE THAT THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SUMTHING PERSONAL AND BUSINESS...VERY SAD INDEED...

I LOVE TO SEE THE YOUNG DREAM....IT GIVES A SENSE OF A NOSTALGIC FEELING OF THE DREAMS OF MY YOUNGER AGE...

THE OTHER DAY A BOY PROSTRATED ME AND SAID ...GURUJI PLEASE BLESS ME TO HAVE GOOD AND SANE THOUGHTS....I INTERRUPTED HIM IN THE MIDDLE AND I SAID...U HAVE TO PRAY TO LORD TO GIVE ME ALWAYS GOOD AND SANE THOUGHTS SO THAT WHEN YOUNGSTERS LIKE U CUM AND PROSTRATE ME I MAY BE ELIGIBLE TO BLESS U WITH WHAT U WANT....FUNNY YOUNGSTERS...CAN BE EASILY DUPED THESE DAYS....IN FACT MY THOUGHTS R NEITHER GOOD NOR SANE....IN FACT I CANT PALN MY THOUGHTS.....THEY R FRESH AND SPORADIC.....ITS A SPONTANEOUS PROCESS AND I AM NOT THE OWNER OF THESE THOUGHTS, LEAVE ALONE THE ACTIONS ARISING OUT OF IT...SO I CANNOT CONTROL MY THOUGHTS, NOR I INTEND ACTING THAT STUPID TO CONTROL IT....MY BLESSINGS ARE ALWAYS THERE FOR A TOTAL VISION AND UNDERSTANDING OF UR TRUE SELF.....CERTAINLY NOT FOR THOSE ASKING FOR GOOD AND SANE THOUGHTS....IN OUR SUPERMARKET U DONT GET THAT STUFF....LORDS GRACE ...PRAISE THE LORD...ENJOY..

THE MAGIC WAND OF THE LORD FULFILLS ALL YOUR DESIRES.....VANISHES ALL UR GREED...

IT IS STRANGE TO FIND IN THIS WORLD THAT STRANGERS BECOME BEST FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS SUM TIMES BEHAVE LIKE STRANGERS...

I AM FOR LIVING NOT MERELY EXISTING....

THE BEAUTY OF WORDS IS SUM TIMES THOUGH IT IS FORGIVEN, IT IS NOT FORGOTTEN....

SURE GOD CREATED MAN BEFORE WOMAN, BUT THEN AGAIN YOU ALWAYS MAKE A ROUGH DRAFT BEFORE CREATING THE FINAL MASTER PIECE...

YAMAOKA TESSHU WAS A YOUNG STUDENT UNDER DOKOUN OF SHOKOKU...
TESSHU DESIRING TO SHOW HIS ATTAINMENT SAID....THE MIND, THE BUDDHA AND SENTIENT BEINGS, AFTER ALL DO NOT EXIST...THE TRUE NATURE OF PHENOMENA IS EMPTINESS...THERE IS NO REALIZATION, NO DELUSION, NO SAGE, NO MEDIOCRITY...THERE IS NO GIVING AND NOTHING TO BE RECEIVED...
DOKOUN WHO WAS SMOKING QUIETLY SAID NOTHING...SUDDENLY HE WHACKED TESSHU WITH A BAMBOO STICK...THIS MADE TESSHU VERY ANGRY..
NOW DUKOUN SMILED AND ASK
ED....IF NOTHING EXISTS...WHERE DID THIS ANGER CUM FROM?



RADHE KRISHNA....WHAT IT MEANS?
RAAH-DE-KRISHNA....IT MEANS O LORD. GIVE ME THE DIRECTION SO THAT WE ARE ON THE PATH TO U....

GIRLS HEART IS LIKE WATER..
BOYS HEART IS LIKE MOBILE...,
WHETHER WATER FALLS ON MOBILE OR MOBILE FALLS IN WATER...
THE DAMAGE IS ONLY FOR MOBILE...

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN.....
THERE R A LOT OF UNSUCCESSFUL YEARS....

GOD CREATED MAN AND WOMAN...THEN TO KEEP THE WHOLE THING FROM COLLAPSING HE INVENTED HUMOR...

SOME ONE TOLD ME THAT IN THEIR SCRIPTURES, IT IS WRITTEN THAT IF YOU COMMIT SIN U WILL GO TO HELL....I SAID ALREADY WE R LIVING IN PARADISE CALLED INDIA SO NOTHING TO WORRY...

FACT FINDING IS OKAY BUT FAULT FINDING IS TREACHEROUS....

THE TEACHER GAVE ME 125 QUESTIONS AND ASKED ME TO WRITE ANY 100 QUESTIONS IN THE EXAM....LORD IS ALWAYS WITH ME...I WROTE THE EXAM AND SAID U MAY CHECK ANY 100....THIS IS THE CONFIDENCE LORD GIVES....

PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT COMPETITION....I AM TALKING OF VALUE CREATION....
THERE WAS A LECTURE WHICH I WAS INVITED TO GIVE ON THE TOPIC OF 'RISK MANAGEMENT' IN ONE OF THE TOP B-SCHOOLS ALMOST A DECADE BACK......I WAS TALKING ON THE TOPIC OF 'CALCULATED RISK' AND IT WAS TEA BREAK.... ONE OF THE PARTICIPANTS CAME AND GAVE ME A WEDDING INVITATION...I JUST TOOK IT AND SMILED AT HER AND ASKED HER... IS IT A WELL CALCULATED RISK? SHE NODDED AND SMILED... I MET HER TODAY AT A MONEYGRAM OFFICE......SHE HAD COME WITH HER HUSBAND AND KIDS....SHE SMILED AND SAID THESE R THE PRODUCTS OF MY CALCULATED RISK TAKEN 10 YEARS BACK....MY HUSBAND AND MY KIDS....I WAS QUITE GLAD TO SEE HER AND HER FAMILY....LUCKY THE DECISION WAS HONEST SO IN THE LONG RUN IT WAS A RIGHT DECISION...THESE THINGS DONT AFFECT ME BCOS TO ME LIFE IS CHOICELESS....SINCE MANY OF U THINK LIFE IS FULL OF CHOICES I THOUGHT OF SHARING THE EXPERIENCE OF THIS GIRL IN TAKING A CALCULATED RISK RESULTING IN A HAPPY MARRIAGE AND KIDS...

RAISE YOUR WORDS...NOT YOUR VOICE....
ITS THE RAIN THAT GROWS FLOWERS NOT THE THUNDER....

SIGN ON A MARRIAGE COUNSELLOR'S DOOR...
'OUT TO LUNCH....THINK IT OVER'....


Saturday, November 17, 2012

Maargadarshi

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

START YOUR DAY WITH THIS THOUGHT...

'AS LONG AS THERE IS SOMEONE IN THE SKY TO PROTECT ME...THERE IS NO ONE ON THEEARTH WHO COULD BREAK ME'....


JUST A SMALL PRINTING MISTAKE...'IDEA' SOLD ONE LAKH CONNECTIONS IN ONE DAY...
' AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE'....


TEACHER.....WHO IS A TERRORIST?
SANTA....TERRORIST IS A TOURIST WHO CUMS FROM OTHER COUNTRY TO CELEBRATE DIWALI IN OUR COUNTRY...


TO LIVE A CREATIVE LIFE, WE MUST LOOSE OUR FEAR OF BEING WRONG...

MOST PEOPLE RUN BCOS DEEP DOWN, THEY WANT TO BE CHASED...

THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF OUR PERSONALITY IS OUR SPEECH....
BCOS LOOKS CAN GAIN ONLY ATTRACTION, WHICH IS TEMPORARY...BUT SPEECH CAN WIN HEARTS FOREVER...


IAM VERY HAPPY WITH GOD....THOUGH HE MAY NOT GRANT ALL MY WISHES IMMEDIATELY, HE ALSO DOESNT PUNISH IMMEDIATELY MY MISTAKES'....

ACCEPT NO ONE'S DEFINITION OF YOUR LIFE...DISCOVER IT YOURSELF...

FORGIVENESS IS THE KEY TO LETTING GO...FORGIVENESS ISN'T ABOUT RELEASING HIM OR HER, ITS ABOUT RELEASING U...

IN A WAY I FEEL SORRY FOR THE KIDS OF NEXT GENERATION....BCOS THEY WILL HAVE PARENTS WHO KNOW HOW TO CHECK....
-CALL DURATION...
-SENT MSGS...
-BROWSER HISTORY...
-HIDDEN FILES....


YOU MAY NOT BE PERFECT IN MANY THINGS..
BUT
MANY THINGS CANNOT BE PERFECT WITHOUT U...
STAY SPECIAL IN YOUR OWN LITTLE WAYS...


BETTER CLOSE YOUR BATHROOM DOOR WHILE BRUSHING UR TEETH, ELSE A TV REPORTER WILL BARGE IN AND ASK, 'KYA AAPKE TOOTH PASTE MEIN NAMAK HAI?'...

FAITHFUL BOY FRIENDS WILL GO STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN...
&
THE UNFAITHFUL ONES R ALREADY ENJOYING...


VERY ANGRY HUSBAND TO WIFE....CAN MY DAY GET ANY WORSE?
WIFE.....CHALLENGE ACCEPTED...


ARCHAEOLOGISTS FOUND ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEAR OLD FEMALE JAW BONE...

WIFE..HOW DO THEY KNOW ITS A FEMALE JAW BONE?
HUSBAND...IT WAS STILL MOVING...


WIFE LEFT A NOTE TO HUSBAND...
'YOUR WALLET WAS GROWING FAT...SO I HAVE TAKEN IT FOR A WALK'..


HAVING ONE CHILD MAKES U A PARENT...BUT HAVING TWO MAKES U A REFREE...

HOW FUNNY THIS WORLD IS.....I AM WORTHLESS TO ONE PERSON BUT PRICELESS TO THE OTHER....




WIFE AND HUSBAND ALONE ON THE TERRACE...HUSBAND SAD WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES AND A GLASS OF BEER IN HIS HAND....
WIFE...WHAT HAPPENED DARLING?
HUSBAND....DO U REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE DATING AND U WERE ONLY 18, WERE SITTING IN THE GARDEN?...
WIFE...OFCOURSE...
HUSBAND...DO U REMEMBER U FATHERCAUGHT US AND TOLD ME EITHER U MARRY MY DAUGHTER OR I WILL SEND U TO JAIL FOR 20 YEARS?
WIFE...OFCOURSE , I DO REMEBER...
HUSBAND.....I WOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASED TODAY...


AFTER 2 MONTHS OF SANTA MARRIAGE....

BANTA....WHAT DID U GET THRU UR MARRIAGE?
SANTA....I GOT A 'BMW'....
BANTA...BUT U DONT HAVE ANY CAR?
SANTA.....'BAHUT MOTI WIFE'....



MAGICIAN...NOW I WILL CUT THE WOMAN IN HALF....

ME...WHY TURN ONE PROBLEM IN TO TWO?


ME....SO DOCTOR AFTER OPERATION CAN I PLAY THE PIANO?
DOCTOR....OH SURE...YES...
ME.....AWESOME DOCTOR...I NEVER DID IT BEFORE....

I DO ADMIT WOMEN ARE MYSTERIOUS....BUT SWITCHING THE RIGHT INDICATOR IN THE CAR AT NIGHT IS MORE FOR A SAFETY PURPOSE...


THE SEARCH FOR HAPPINESS IS ONE OF THE CHIEF SOURCES OF UNHAPPINESS..


TO KNOW WHAT WE DO NOT KNOW IS THE BEGINING OF WISDOM...


NOTHING IS THERE TO BE DONE.....

ONE HAS JUST TO BE....HAVE A REST AND BE ORDINARY AND NORMAL...
THIS IS THE WAY TO EXTRAORDINARY AND LEADS TO PARA NORMALITY....

HOW ACCOMODATIVE THE DEW DROP IS....IT CONTAINS THE WHOLE SKY INCLUDING THE MOON AND THE STARS....


ALL QUESTIONS OF YOUR MIND WILL BE ANSWERED IF U LEARN TO RELAX AND WAIT FOR YOUR ANSWER....

THE CONDITIONED INTELLECT PUT TO REST WILL BLOSSOM FLOWERS OF PEACE AND TRANQUILITY IN THE GARDEN OF LIFE...


ONE FLASH OF WISDOM CAN DESTROY THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF IGNORANCE..


ALL CONDITIONED THINGS ARE IMPERMANENT...


NO NOISE LEADS TO PEACE......IN SUCH A SITUATION ITS BETTER TO AVOID EVEN CHANTING THE WORD PEACE AS IN ONE WAY ITS A NOISE...



WE HAVE SOLUTIONS FOR ALL PROBLEMS....WHEN THEY R NOT OURS..

INSTEAD OF TRYING TO CONTROL WHAT HAPPENS, LEARN THE SECRET ART OF USING WHAT HAPPENS TO THE GOOD OF THE WORLD AT LARGE....

YOU R HAPPY WHEN CIRCUMSTANCES SUIT UR TEMPER.....IN CASE U WANT TO BE JOYOUS, TRY SUITING YOUR TEMPER TO ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

DONT DO SOME THING PERMANENTLY STUPID JUST BECAUSE YOU R TEMPORARILY FRUSTRATED AND ANGRY....

THANK GOD TEARS R COLORLESS....OTHERWISE IF TEARS HAD DIFFERENT COLORS FOR DIFFERENT FEELINGS THE PILLOW WOULD HAVE EXPOSED MANY SECRETS THRU ITS RAINBOW OF COLORS...

IF THERE IS A WAY I FIND IT....
IF THERE IS NO WAY I MAKE IT....


WHEN THINGS DO NOT TAKE PLACE THE WAY WE WANTED IT TO HAPPEN MOSTLY RESULTS IN FRUSTRATION AND DISAPPOINTMENT...AT THIS STAGE THE MIND GOES IN TO THE CAUSES OF ITS FAILURE AND TARGETS THE PRESUMED OBJECT OF FAILURE, THROUGH A SERIES OF EMOTIONAL OUTBURST CALLED 'ANGER'....THE BASIS OF THIS FINAL PRODUCT OF ANGER HAS ITS ROOTS IN A TENDENCY CALLED 'POSITIVE OUTCOME OF EVENTS HAPPENED/ EXPECTATIONS'....PEOPLE WITH LEAST EXPECTATIONS ARE THE ONE WHO SELDOM REACT...SO ONE HAS TO DEVELOP THE ART OF BEING DESIROUS BUT NON EXPECTATIONAL IN OUTLOOK....A PERSON LIVING THE PRESENT IS NEVER ANGRY FOR HE DOESNT DREAM OF A FUTURE...BUT A PERSON WHO BELIEVES IN THE FUTURE IS NORMALLY EXPECTATIONAL AND SUFFERS FROM ANGER...PEOPLE WITH ANGER MAY BE HAVING THE ELEMENT OF FIRE MUST DRINK PLENTY OF WATER...WHICH IS MORE COMPASSION...TAKING WATER IN EMPTY STOMACH AROUND FOUR GLASSES ONE HOUR BEFORE TAKING BEVERAGE HAS REDUCED THE ELEMENT OF ANGER IN MANY...IT ALSO GIVES A SERENE THOUGHT TO THE MIND AND SAID TO SOOTHEN IT BY REDUCING THE TOXINS OF THE BODY...TRY IT...

WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY, U HAVE A RIGHT TO BE ANGRY....BUT TAKE CARE TO SEE THAT U R NOT CRUEL...

EVERYTHING YOU WANT COMES AFTER YOU STOP LOOKING FOR IT.

GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY...GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL...

TO BE ONE SELF.....IS A TRUE REBELLION...

IF YOU OBEY ALL RULES.....U R MISSING THE VERY FUN OF LIFE...

THERE R THREE SIDES TO TRUTH...
1...HIS TRUTH...
2...HER TRUTH...
3....THE REAL TRUTH...


SOME PEOPLE ACCIDENTALLY WALK ON YOUR FEET AND APOLOGIZE....WHILE OTHERS STOMP ALL OVER YOUR HEART AND DONT EVEN REALIZE...

SUM ONE SAID...'GURUJI STILL I AM NOT BLESSED TO HAVE BEEN MARRIED'...
ME.....'CARRY YOURSELF LIKE A KING, QUEENS WILL LINE UP'....


LOVE SURELY WILL BE AN ETERNAL ONE HAD IT BEEN BAITED WITH HEART AND NOT WITH BRAIN...

WHEN INNOCENCE U POSSESS IN UR EYES, CONVERSATIONS HAPPEN IN UR EYES..I HOLD THY DEAR TO BE THE GODDESS OF MY HEART...

HOW DEVILRY IT IS TO REJOICE IN VICTORY BY SLAUGHTERING OTHERS?

IF YOU ARE IN LOVE U OUGHT TO BE COURAGEOUS....

AT THE CENTRE OF YOUR EXISTENCE LIES THE TRUTH.....MOVE TOWARDS THE CENTRE INSTEAD OF SPENDING TIME WITH THE PERIPHERY...


ITS LORDS GRACE THAT U R MADE A CHIEF...

DEATH IS NEVER FEARED BY THE WISE....

IF THE WORLD WAS REALLY BEAUTIFUL NOBODY WOULD HAVE ENTERED IT BY CRYING..

WORDS R THE ONLY WEIGHT LESS THING IN THIS WORLD THAT CAN ACTUALLY MAKE U FEEL HEAVY....