Monday, December 31, 2012

Margadarsi 7

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

YOU HAVE TO LIVE UR LIFE AND KEEP MOVING AS IT MOVES.....

TWO BROTHERS WERE LOOKING AT SOME PAINTINGS....
ELDER...LOOK HOW WONDERFUL THE PAINTINGS R....
YOUNGER...YES CERTAINLY....BUT IN ALL THESE PAINTINGS ONLY THE MOTHER AND THE CHILDREN...WHERE IS THE FATHER?
ELDER...OBVIOUSLY HE WAS PAINTING THE PICTURES...

SOME ONE SAID....
HE IS PERFECT...
HE ONLY SPEAKS TRUTH....
HE IS PARTICULAR ABOUT MANNERS...
HE IS DISCIPLINED...
HE IS ORGANISED...
HE IS ALWAYS GOOD...
AND THAT HE IS STRAIGHT....
I THOUGHT...
I AM IMPERFECT
I HARDLY SPEAK ANY TRUTH....
I CARE DAMN ABOUT MANNERS....
I AM INDISCIPLINED....
I AM DISORGANIZED...
I AM NOT ALWAYS GOOD....
AND THAT I AM CROOKED....

I SMILED AT HIM AND SAID 'U MAY BE CUT SINCE U R STRAIGHT....I HAVE NO PROBLEMS....NO ONE PREFERS TO CUT ME FOR I AM CROOKED'....
YEAH.....THE WOODCUTTER PREFERS STRAIGHT TREES WHICH R EASY TO CUT AND AVOIDS CUTTING CROOKED TREES....

HE WAS VERY UPSET BECAUSE HE HAD COMMITTED MANY SINS SINCE FEW MONTHS.....SO HEADED STRAIGHT TO THE CONFESSION CHAMBER....
FATHER...'WHAT SIN U COMMITED...PLEASE SAY...LORD WILL FORGIVE U'...
MAN....'FATHER YESTERDAY I WENT TO MY GIRLFRIEND'S HOME...I SEARCHED FOR HER AND ONLY HER SISTER WAS THERE AND NO ONE ELSE AND HENCE I SLEPT WITH HER'....
FATHER...'THATS PRETTY BAD....U SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT...SINCE U HAVE CONFESSED LORD WILL PARDON UR SIN'....
MAN....'FATHER LAST WEEK I WENT IN SEARCH OF MY GIRL FRIEND IN HER FRIENDS HOUSE....NO ONE WAS THERE AND ONLY THE FRIEND OF MY GIRL FRIEND WAS THERE...SO I SLEPT WITH HER'....
FATHER....'THATS STILL MORE BAD....U SHOULDNT HAVE DON THAT...SINCE U HAVE CONFESSED TO ME LORD WILL PARDON UR SIN'....
MAN....'FATHER LAST MONTH I WENT IN SEARCH OF MY GIRL FRIEND AT HER UNCLE'S HOME...SHE WAS NOT THERE AND ONLY THE AUNTY WAS THERE AND I SLEPT WITH THE AUNTY'....
SINCE NO RESPONSE WAS COMING FROM THE FATHER'S CHAMBER FOR QUITE SUM TIME, HE PEEPED IN TO FATHER'S CHAMBER....FATHER WAS MISSING...HE SEARCHED THE ENTIRE CHURCH AND FOUND FATHER HIDING BELOW THE PIANO....FATHER STARTED TREMBLING AND SAID...'I DONT KNOW IF U HAVE INCIDENTALLY CUM TO CHECK WHETHER YOUR GIRL FRIEND IS HERE AND THAT SHE IS NOT HERE AND NO ONE IS IN THE CHURCH AND THAT I AM ALONE'....



LORD TOLD ADAM...'NOW THAT U R SETTLED ADAM, I THINK U SHOULD KISS EVE'...
ADAM...'LORD HOW TO KISS?'...
LORD EXPLAINED TO ADAM THE PROCEDURE AND ADAM TOOK EVE BEHIND THE BUSHES AND CAME BACK AND TOLD LORD...'LORD THAT WAS VERY NICE'....
LORD TOLD ADAM...'NOW THAT U HAVE KISSED EVE, U HAVE TO CARESS HER'...
ADAM...'LORD HOW TO CARESS?'..
LORD EXPLAINED TO ADAM THE PROCEDURE AND ADAM TOOK EVE BEHIND THE BUSHES AND CAME BACK AND TOLD LORD...'LORD THAT WAS EVEN BETTER'...
LORD TOLD ADAM...'NOW THAT KISSING PART AND CARESSING PART IS OVER , ADAM U HAVE TO MAKE LOVE TO EVE'....
ADAM...'LORD HOW TO LOVE?'...
LORD EXPLAINED TO ADAM THE PROCEDURE AND ADM TOOK EVE BEHIND THE BUSHES AND THE CAME BACK WITHIN TWO SECONDS...ADAM SAID..'LORD WHAT DOES HEADACHE MEAN?'....

IKKYU THE GREAT ZEN MASTER WAS VERY CLEVER WHEN HE WAS YOUNG...THERE WAS AN OLD ANTIQUE CUP WHICH HIS MASTER USES WAS BROKEN BY HIM WHILE CLEANING....HIS MASTER SUDDENLY ENTERED THE KITCHEN AND IKKYU HELD THE BROKEN CUP IN HIS HANDS BEHIND HIM....
IKKYU ASKED HIS MASTER...'WHY PEOPLE DIE?'...
HIS MASTER REPLIED....' WHEN ANY ONE GROWS OLD THEY HAVE TO DIE AND THATS JUST NATURAL'....
IKKYU SHOWED THE BROKEN CUP BEFORE HIS MASTER AND SAID...'THIS OLD CUP OF YOURS HAD TO DIE TODAY AND THAT WAS VERY NATURAL'....

ONCE IN A SCHOOL EVERY DAY THE TEACHER USED TO TAKE A NAP IN THE AFTERNOON...THE STUDENTS ASKED HIM AS TO WHY HE SLEEPS IN THE AFTERNOON....HE SAID, ' I TAKE A NAP AND GO TO MEET MANY SAGES AND CUM BACK AFTER TALKING TO THEM'....ONE DAY ONE OF THE BOYS WAS CAUGHT NAPPING IN THE CLASS....THE TEACHER ASKED HIM..' WHY R U SLEEPING IN THE CLASS?'...THE STUDENT SAID...'HE TAKES A NAP TO MEET THE SAGES AND TALKS TO THEM'... TO THIS THE TEACHER ASKED' WHAT WERE U ALL TALKING?'...THE BOY REPLIED..' I ASKED THE SAGES WHETHER MY TEACHER VISITS U EVERY AFTER NOON AND TALKS TO U ALL AND THEY SAID THEY HAVE NEVER SEE U VISITING THEM'....

A DISCIPLE WENT TO HIS ZEN MASTER AND LAMENTED...'I AM NOT ABLE TO MEDITATE...WHEN I SIT FOR MEDITATION MY LEGS ACHE AND AFTER SUM TIME I FALL ASLEEP....ITS VERY HORRIBLE MASTER'...
MASTER SAID...'THIS WILL PASS'...
AFTER 10 DAYS THE DISCIPLE CAME BACK TO THE MASTER AND SAID...'I AM ABLE TO PEACEFULLY MEDITATE...ITS SERENE EVERY WHERE...ITS ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL'....
MASTER SAID...'THIS TOO WILL PASS'....

FAITHFUL BOY FRIENDS ON DEATH WILL STRAIGHT GO TO HEAVEN
AND
THE UNFAITHFUL IS ALREADY ENJOYING IT...

ME WITHOUT U ALL IS...
FACEBOOK WITH NO FRIENDS...
YOU TUBE WITH NO VIDEOS...
GOOGLE WITH NO RESULTS...

PROBABLY EYES R PLACED IN THE FRONT BECAUSE IT MORE IMPORTANT TO LOOK AHEAD THAN TO LOOK BACK...

JUST FACE THE SUN...SHADOW IS AUTOMATICALLY PUT BEHIND....

SUCCESS HUGS U IN PRIVATE BUT FAILURE SLAPS U IN PUBLIC...

SUM ONE WAS SAYING...GURUJI I AM NOT ABLE TO GET U EASILY AT ALL TO SPEAK ON PHONE....
I THOUGHT.....EASY TO GET MEANS...EASY TO FORGET TOO....

THE MOST ROMANTIC STORY IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET WHO DIED TOGETHER, BUT GRAND PA AND GRAND MA WHO GREW OLD TOGETHER...

IN A RELATIONSHIP YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THE OTHER PERSON FOR ALL OF WHO THEY R AND NOT JUST THE PARTS THAT R EASY TO LIKE...

NOTHING SUCKS MORE THAN THE MOMENT DURING AN ARGUMENT WHEN U REALIZE U R WRONG...

THERE IS NO BETTER AGONY THAN BEARING AN UNTOLD STORY...

ONE OF THE GREATEST GIFT U CAN GIVE ANYONE IS THE GIFT OF ATTENTION...

SUM ONE TOLD ME....GURUJI DESPITE DOING VERY GOOD IN MY OFFICE IM NOT BEING APPRECIATED OR PROMOTED...
I SMILED AND SAID....LIGHT IS NEEDED ONLY WHERE DARKNESS EXISTS...
HE DIDNT UNDERSTAND...DO U?

THE ONE WHO GOSSIPS WITH U HERE ,WILL ALSO GOSSIP ABOUT U ELSE WHERE...

IF LIFE DOESNT GET EASIER...U BETTER GET STRONGER...

ONCE THERE IS A PERSON TO TRUST AND UNDERSTAND, RELATIONSHIP FALLS IN ITS PLACE....

LIVE WITH NO EXCUSES....LOVE WITH NO REGRETS...

LIFE IS INDEED A LESSON...BUT THE TRICK IS TO FIND OUT WHAT ITS TRYING TO TEACH U....

I ENJOY THE HUMOR OF OBSERVING THE INTELLECTUALS.....

THE IRONY OF LIFE IS...
WE WANT WHAT WE CANT DIGEST...
WE CRAVE THOSE WHO HURT US...
WE DESIRE THE TOUCH OF THOSE WHO REJECT US...

DOING WHAT YOU LOVE IS FREEDOM....LOVING WHAT U DO IS JOY....

ITS BETTER T HAVE A HEART WITHOUT WORDS INSTEAD OF WORDS WITHOUT HEART...

Monday, December 3, 2012

Margadarshi 6

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

DONT WORRY ABOUT ALL THE BAD THINGS IN YOUR LIFE FOR I HAVE COLLECTED THEM AT MY GATES AND I HAVE ALREADY HONOURED U BY DOING THAT...

DONT WORRY ABOUT ALL THE GOOD THINGS U HAVE DONE IN YOUR LIFE FOR THEY WILL BE HONOURED AT THE GATES OF HEAVEN.....

EVERYTHING HAS A BEAUTY....BUT ONE SHOULD HAVE THAT KIND OF AN INSIGHT TO APPRECIATE IT...

IF ITS TRUE THAT GIRLS ARE INCLINED TO MARRY MEN LIKE THEIR FATHERS, IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE WHY SO MANY MOTHERS CRY SO MUCH AT WEDDINGS..

ANOTHER SUNNY DAY.....JUST WAS WAITING FOR THE BUS AT PERUMBALUR....I HAD TO GO TO MADURAI.....ITS A NATIONAL HIGHWAY IN TAMILNADU...SUDDENLY AN INNOVA CAR CAME AND STOPPED...THE DRIVER CAME OUT SHOUTING AT THE PASSENGERS AND LEFT THE CAR...IT LOOKED NO ONE KNEW TO DRIVE THE CAR...THEY HAD SUM ALTERCATION WITH THE DRIVER AND HE GOT ANNOYED AND LEFT...I ASKED THEM WHERE THEY NEED TO GO...THEY SAID THEY WERE ON A TRIP TO MADURAI...I SAID I CAN DRIVE THEM DOWN TO MADURAI BUT FURTHER THEY MAY HAVE TO HELP THEMSELVES....AS I WAS DRIVING THE CAR CONVERSATIONS STARTED PICKING UP....AS USUAL, THEY WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME....I SAID, I AM BUSINESSMAN AND I DO RICE BUSINESS.... THEN THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO MADURAI TO MEET A SAINT....I WAS GLAD TO HEAR THIS....THE WOMAN WHO LOOKED TO BE THE HEAD OF THE ENTIRE TEAM STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE SAINT..IT SEEMS SHE HAD TRAVELED WITH ACROSS THE GLOBE AND ATTENDED MANY DISCOURSES AND PUJAS...SHE WAS DESCRIBING HIM AS KING, PHILOSOPHER, GOD FATHER AND GUIDE....THEN SHE SAID....IT SEEMS THE SAINT WILL ASK HER SUGGESTION FOR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING...IT SEEMS HE EVEN TOLD HER THAT IN HER NEXT JANMA SHE WILL BE HIS GURU...THIS WAS GOING ON AND ON....WE ARRIVED AT MADURAI...I DROPPED THEM AT THEIR RELATIVES PLACE AND LEFT BY AN AUTO TO MY HOTEL.... IN THE EVENING I HAD TO GO AND MEET A WEALTHY MAN WHO HELPS ME IN MY NEED...I HAD AN APPOINTMENT WITH HIM....I WENT TO HIS PLACE TO FIND A LOT OF PEOPLE THERE...PROBABLY HE HAD INVITED THEM SINCE HE WANTED ME TO KNOW THEM....IN THAT GROUP THE PEOPLE FOR WHOM I HAD DRIVEN THE CAR WERE ALSO THERE....HE WAS INTRODUCING ME TO EVERY ONE AND THEN THE TURN OF THE GROUP CAME.....EVERY ONE IN THE GROUP STARTED PERSPIRING...I WAS JUST SILENT AND THEY WERE TOO AS I WAS BEING INTRODUCED....A KID FROM THE GROUP CALLED ME, 'DRIVER MAMA'....I COULD NOT CONTROL MY LAUGHTER WHEN I SAW THEM CONTROLLING THE CHILD...I JUST SAID TO THE CHILD...'I LOOK LIKE UR DRIVER'...FOR WHICH SHE SAID 'YES'....A MAJOR EMBARRASSMENT FOR THE FAMILY WAS AVOIDED....




IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANY ONE TO LEARN, IF ITS ALREADY THOUGHT TO HAVE BEEN KNOWN...

RUST CONSUMES IRON.....ANGER WILL CERTAINLY CONSUME U...B ALERT...

WHO CAN SAY FOR SURE THAT THEY WILL LIVE TO SEE TOMORROW...

MEDICINE THAT HEALS IS NOT ALWAYS SWEET...

DONT TRUST A HUNGRY MAN TO WATCH UR FOOD..

DILIGENCE IS THE KEY TOWARDS SOLUTION FOR A CHAOTIC MIND....

I WOULD REALLY ENJOY TO SEE THE FACE BEFORE U WERE BORN....

RELIGION IS BEYOND ARGUMENT...

IF U R A PLANT U WILL EASILY BEND.....IF U R A TREE U CAN BE EASILY CUT...

WHERE DOES SUCCESS CUM BEFORE WORK?
IN DICTIONARY..

SANTA WAS SITTING ON TOP OF A TREE....IT SEEMS HE IS A BRANCH MANAGER...

A BANK IS A PLACE THAT WILL LEND YOU MONEY , IF U CAN PROVE U DONT NEED IT..

AMERICA IS A STRANGE COUNTRY....
WHEN ELECTING PRESIDENT ONLY TWO CHOICES....
BUT
WHEN SELECTING MISS WORLD 50 CHOICES....

THE ONE WHO MAKES THE WORLD LAUGH DESERVES A PLACE IN THE HEAVEN...THATS WHY ALL HUMORISTS R ON EARTH....

DONT GET SCHOOLING GET IN THE WAY OF EDUCATION...

BY THE TIME U FIND GREENER PASTURES, U R TOO OLD TO CLIMB THE FENCE..

A COMPUTER WILL ALWAYS DO WHAT U TELL TO DO AND NOT WHAT U WANT IT TO DO...

TO ERR IS HUMAN...TO BLAME SUM ONE ELSE IS POLITICS...

EVERY DAD WHEN HE LOOKS AT HIS CHILD WILL CERTAINLY REMEMBER...I CANT BELIEVE OUT OF A MILLION SPERMS U WERE THE QUICKEST....SO WHEN U CAME IN TO THIS WORLD ITSELF U WERE A PRODUCT OF CHOICE-LESS COMPETITION...

NOT GETTING WHAT U WANT IS SUM TIMES A WONDERFUL STROKE OF LUCK..

EVERYTHING WILL B OK IN THE END...IF NOT IT IS NOT THE END...

DONT TAKE WHAT U CANT GIVE AND DONT GIVE WHAT U MIGHT REGRET

INSTEAD OF WISHING YOU WERE SUM ONE ELSE, BE PROUD OF WHO U R, U NEVER KNOW WHOSE BEEN LOOKING AT U AND WISHING THEY COULD B U....

THE HIGHEST ART IS THE ART OF LIVING AN ORDINARY LIFE IN AN EXTRAORDINARY MANNER....