Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Divyopadesham 8

Golden words of HH Sri VV SRIDHAR GURUJI

SURELY FOR THE SERVANTS OF GOD, THERE IS NOT FEAR NOR WILL THEY GRIEVE...

HE...HOW IS IT THAT U R ON FB AT ODD TIMES? LIKE LATE AT NIGHT?
ME...HAHAHA...I AM NOT THE DOER AND MANY TIMES I AM NOT AVAILABLE TOO...THEN TOO I AM NOT THE DOER...

U MUST LEARN TO WITNESS THINGS AS THEY ARE IN LIFE....YOU MUST NEVER PRESUME AND ASSUME.... PRESUMPTIONS AND ASSUMPTIONS WILL HINDER THE PROCESS OF WITNESSING.....IN WITNESSING, YOU SHOULD NOT IDENTIFY YOURSELF WITH ANYTHING....THAT WAY, WHEN YOU WITNESS, YOU WILL BE KNOWING EVERYTHING BUT STILL BALANCED TO BE NON JUDGMENTAL... IN THE HIGHEST FORM OF THE ACT OF WITNESSING, A FLOWERING WILL TAKE PLACE IN YOUR HEART IN THE FORM OF MEDITATION....AT THAT STAGE YOU WILL BE ENJOYING THE CELESTIAL DANCE OF LORD NATARAJA....OM NAMAH SHIVAYA...SATCHITHANANDAM.....

LORD IS WITNESSING....IT IS SAID THAT LORD IN THE FORM OF MAHA VISHNU LIES ON THE ADHISESHA AND IS IN DEEP SLUMBER CALLED 'YOGA NIDRA'... HE IS A WITNESS TO EVERY ACTION OF OURS.... IT SEEMS HE IS IN SEARCH OF ONE SOUL, WHICH CONSIDERS HIMSELF AS A 'NON DOER'.... SO HE WITNESSES EVERY THING HAPPENING IN THE COSMOS....IN THE HIGHEST STAGE OF WITNESSING, HE MEDITATES AS 'YOGA NARAYANA'..... HE ENJOYS HIS OWN CELESTIAL DANCE IN THE FORM OF LORD NATARAJA.... LORD SHIVA IN THE FORM OF LORD DAKSHINAMURTHY WITNESSES ALL THE INCIDENTS AND IN THE HIGHEST ASPECT OF MEDITATION ENJOYS HIS OWN CELESTIAL DANCE IN THE FORM OF RASA LEELA OF LORD KRISHNA.... THE WITNESS, WITNESSES HIS OWN ACTIONS, FREE OF ANY ASSUMPTION OR PRESUMPTION AND ENJOYS HIS OWN CELESTIAL DANCE....SATCHITHANANDAM.......LORDS GRACE AND MERCY..

'DASASYA DASYOHAM'.....
'I WOULD LIKE TO BE IN SERVICE TO THE ONE WHO SERVES GOD'........

THERE IS NOTHING TO ACHIEVE.... U ARE ALREADY PERFECT.... NO NEED TO COMPETE....NO NEED TO DEMONSTRATE.... NO NEED TO SHOW OFF.... NO NEED OF PRAISES... CUPS...AWARDS....SHIELDS.... U R ALREADY A WINNER...
OH....WHAT A SORT OF CONTENTMENT.... I KNOW TOO WELL THAT SUCH A PERSON IS IN CONVERSATION WITH GOD....I LONG TO BE WITH HIM/HER....

KNOWLEDGE IS GOOD, BUT 'REALISATION' IS ALTOGETHER A DIFFERENT BALL GAME.....

HE....THE GIRL DOESNT SUIT ME GURUJI....HER VIEWS ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT...
ME....HAHAHAHA....I DIDNT KNOW THIS... U WERE JUST SEARCHING FOR A GIRL WHOSE IDEAS WILL MATCH WITH YOURS.... LIFE IS NOT A A BOLT AND A SCREW WHERE IT EXACTLY FITS... THERE TOO YOU NEED A DUMMY WASHER IN BETWEEN TO KEEP IT IN PLACE... INFACT THE GIRL WHOM YOU SEE, SHOULD BE OPPOSITE TO YOUR VIEWS AND IDEAS... IF ITS GOING TO BE THE SAME, THEN LIFE WILL BE VERY MECHANICAL...NOTHING NEW OR BETTER TO EXPLORE...

HE.....WE ARE ALL BLESSED GURUJI, THAT WE ARE ABLE TO REACH YOU ON FACE BOOK...
ME...YEAH, EQUALLY DELIGHTED......TODAY I AM THERE ON FACE BOOK.... THIS MOMENT I AM THERE AND HOPE TO BE THERE....BUT THERE IS A CAVEAT..... ONCE MY MASTER SU YEN SAYS, ' ENOUGH OF FACE BOOK', THEN I WILL JUST VANISH FROM FACE BOOK.....MY MASTER'S WORD IS FINAL... SINCE HE SAID THAT I SHOULD ENTER FACE BOOK, I ENTERED... ONCE HE SAYS COME OUT, NEXT MOMENT YOU CANT FIND ME IN FACE BOOK.... SO NOTHING IS PERMANENT INCLUDING MY STAY WITH FACE BOOK....

TWO DAYS BACK WHEN I WAS SITTING IN A HOTEL AT MADURAI AND TASTING THE MASALA TEA, A PERSON KNOWN TO ME WALKED IN AND SAT IN THE CHAIR OPPOSITE TO ME....
HE....GURUJI, HOPE ALL PREPARATIONS FOR THE YAGNAM ARE IN FULL SWING...
ME...DONT MISS THE MASALA TEA IN THIS HOTEL.... IT IS REALLY TASTING GOOD.....I LOVE DRINKING THIS TEA....
HE WAS LOOKING AT ME CONFUSED.....

THE DIVINE ASPECT OF RELIGION IS THAT IT BRINGS MORE HUMANNESS INSIDE YOU.....ITS NOT ABOUT ANYTHING SUPER HUMAN.... WHEN GOD IS AT THE THE CENTRE, HE MAKES YOU HUMANE AND DOWN TO EARTH... AT THAT MOMENT PASSES A CONSCIOUS ENERGY FROM HIM, OTHERS LOOK AT YOU AS DIVINE....U KNOW FULLY WELL THAT ITS BECAUSE OF HIS GRACE THAT YOU ARE TOTALLY HUMANE....

I AM NOT THE DOER.....I DONT DO ANYTHING....NOTHING IS THERE FOR ME TO DO...THERE IS NOTHING I NEED TO WORK FOR..... THERE IS NOTHING TO ACHIEVE.... THERE IS NO GOAL.....THERE IS NO PLANNING...THERE IS NO AGENDA.... THERE IS NO OBJECTIVE.... THERE IS NO DESTINATION.... THIS NON DOERSHIP MAKES ME TO BE JOYOUS IN LIFE.... THATS OFCOURSE PURELY LORD'S GRACE....

SCIENTIST..... THOUGH PEOPLE SAY THAT INTELLIGENT SPECIES EXIST IN THE COSMOS, YET THEY ARE TO CONTACT US...(SARCASTICALLY)....
ME......HAHAHAHA....SORRY SIR.... YOUR ANTENNA IS WEAK.... SO NOT ABLE TO PICK UP SIGNALS..............................LOL

HE.....SHOULD I MARRY OR NOT?
ME...HAHAHAHA....HOW DO I KNOW?
HE...YOU KNOW EVERYTHING...
ME....HAHAHAHA....I CANT SUBSCRIBE TO THIS.... I DONT KNOW ANYTHING....BUT I CAN JUST GIVE YOU A PIECE OF SUGGESTION, SINCE YOU ASKED....
'IF YOU WANT TO WALK FAST, WALK ALONE'
'IF YOU WANT TO WALK FAR, WALK TOGETHER'.....
HE WAS BLINKING AND I WAS LAUGHING....




EVERY MOMENT IN LIFE LOOKS LIKE A MIRACLE TO ME...LIFE IS A SONG OF GOD...HE IS SEEN EVERY WHERE...HE IS FELT EVERY WHERE...WHAT MORE GRACE ONE CAN EXPECT THAN THIS? OUR FAITH IN HIM KEEPS INCREASING LEAPS AND BOUNDS..PRAISE THE LORD...

MYSELF AND A YOUNG LAD OF 18 YEARS WERE WALKING IN A GARDEN....
BOY.....GURUJI, HOW CAN I DO AWAY WITH MY HABIT OF SMOKING CIGARETTE?
ME.....HAHAHAHA...R U SERIOUS ABOUT THIS?
BOY....YES GURUJI....I AM SERIOUS ABOUT THIS....
ME....ITS EASY AT THIS AGE TO QUIT SMOKING IF YOU ARE DETERMINED...U CAN EASILY DROP IT AT THIS AGE....
BOY....HOW?
ME.....LET ME ILLUSTRATE WITH THIS EXAMPLE....NOW PULL THAT PIECE OF GRASS...
THE BOY USED HIS INDEX FINGER AND THE THUMB AND EASILY PULLED THE GRASS...
ME....NOW PULL THAT SMALL SAPLING....
THE BOY CLOSED HIS FIST AND EASILY PULLED THE SAPLING....
ME....NOW PULL THAT PLANT....
THE BOY USED STRENGTH OF HIS ENTIRE HAND AND PULLED IT....
ME....NOW THAT BIGGER PLANT....
THE BOY USED HIS BOTH HANDS AND PULLED THE BIGGER PLANT ALONG WITH ITS ROOTS AND ALMOST FELL TO THE GROUND.....
ME....NOW THAT TREE....
THE BOY TRIED WITH BOTH HANDS BUT COULD NOT DO ANYTHING.....
ME...SEE DEAR....ITS ALWAYS POSSIBLE TO DROP HABITS WHEN YOU ARE YOUNG....IT CAN BE EASILY PULLED OUT ...BUT ONCE THEY TAKE HOLD OF YOU, IT CANNOT BE UPROOTED....DONT WAIT FOR A HABIT TOP GROW IN YOU....U CAN ALWAYS DROP THEM WHEN YOU HAVE CONTROL OVER THEM OR ELSE THEY WILL CONTROL YOU AS YOU GET AGED.....AT THE RIPE AGE YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN CAGED BY THEM...EARLIER THE BETTER....SO ITS POSSIBLE RIGHT NOW....BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE THE WILL TO DROP IT...I SEE THAT WILL IN YOU....I HOPE, YOU WILL DROP IT WITH LORDS GRACE....
FROM THAT DAY HE HAS NEVER TOUCHED A CIGARETTE NOR HE IS AN ADDICT TO ANY OTHER HABIT....TODAY HE HAS TURNED 32 YEARS...HAPPILY MARRIED ENJOYING LIFE WITH HIS WIFE AND 18 MONTH OLD DAUGHTER....LORD'S WILL, MERCY AND GRACE.....

DONT GET YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER MARRIED, IF YOU ARE POSSESSIVE OF THEM.....ITS A PITY TO FIND SOME PARENTS BEHAVING CHILDISH AFTER THE MARRIAGE OF THEIR KIDS....

DONT USE GOD AS A SPARE WHEEL WHEN IN TROUBLE.... HE IS YOUR STEERING WHEEL....

WHILE SPEAKING ITS BETTER TO PRESUME THAT THE TONGUE IS MADE OF GLASS, SO THAT WE WILL BE CAREFUL WHILE SPEAKING.....

UNLESS YOU LEARN TO LET GO OFF YOUR PAST, YOUR CHANCES IN PRESENT AND FUTURE ARE BLEAK.....

ONE NEEDS TO EXPERIENCE DARKNESS WELL ENOUGH, TO APPRECIATE THE VALUE OF LIGHT....

MOST OF US HAVE A VERY STRUCTURED THINKING....THIS LEADS TO MONOTONY AND FINALLY TO EXTREME BOREDOM....PEOPLE WHO HAVE STRUCTURED THINKING ALSO BELIEVE IT TO BE TRUE AND ALL THEIR HYPOTHESIS ARE BASED ON PRECONCEIVED AND ILL GUIDED NOTIONS.... SUCH PEOPLE RARELY THINK OUT OF BOX.....THERE IS SELDOM ANY OPENNESS IN THINKING....THE EGO IS ANOTHER FACTOR IN THEM WHICH REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE OTHER SCHOOLS....THEY ALSO CLAIM THE DOER SHIP...AS LONG AS THEIR EXPECTATIONS ARE FULFILLED, THEY GIVE THE EGO A FREE TRIP CLAIMING THAT WHAT EVER THEY DID TURNED IN TO A GOLD MINE....ONCE THE EXPECTATIONS ARE BELIED AND THEY FACE THE REALITY, THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO EXCUSE THEMSELVES AND BECOME DEPRESSED...IT IS INDEED VERY PITIABLE TO SEE THEM IN THAT CONDITION...LORD'S GRACE AND OUR PRAYERS..

WHATEVER CHOICES YOU MAKE IN LIFE, PLEASE ALWAYS KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU ARE CHOICELESS IN MAKING SUCH A CHOICE.... ITS NOT BECAUSE YOU HAD AN OPTION TO CHOOSE, YOU CHOSE.....ITS MORE BECAUSE YOU DIDNT HAVE AN OPTION TO CHOOSE, YOU CHOSE.... IF THIS CHOICLESSNESS IS ALWAYS KEPT IN MIND, YOU ATTAIN A NON DOER SHIP....YOU ARE NOT THE DOER...LORD ALONE IS THE DOER AND HENCE KARMA DOESNT GET ATTACHED TO YOU.......LORDS WILL, MERCY AND GRACE...

ONLY ONE WHO ACCEPTS YOU FOR WHAT YOU ARE AND SEES YOUR HEART IS GOD.... IF YOU FIND SOME ONE LIKE THAT, GO AND SIT WITH HIM/HER, FOR I AM SURE HE/SHE IS ALWAYS IN CONVERSATION WITH GOD.....

HE.... PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD ACCEPT RM's POST?
ME.... I DONT INTERFERE IN ALL THIS...PLEASE LEARN TO TAKE DECISION...
HE.....PLEASE GURUJI, KINDLY SAY WHETHER I SHOULD ACCEPT? I DONT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT ASKING YOU....
ME...HAHAHAHAHA....YOU DID NT ASK MY PERMISSION ABOUT THE COLOUR OF UNDERWEAR WHICH YOU HAVE TO WEAR TO DAY.....
REALLY A STUPID GUY...................LOL

Monday, December 9, 2013

Divyopadesham 7

Golden Words of HH Sri VV Sridhar GURUJI

HE SAYS....
GURUJI, HAD I GONE THAT DAY, I WOULD HAVE GOT THE OFFER....
GURUJI, HAD I TRIED THIS, I WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED....
GURUJI, HAD I MARRIED MY SISTER'S DAUGHTER, I WOULD HAVE BEEN MARRIED....
ME....HAHAHAHAHAHA...YES I TOTALLY AGREE...U DONT KNOW SOME THING...I WILL SAY.... HAD U BEEN BORN 10 MINUTES BEFORE THE TIME YOU WERE BORN TO YOUR PARENTS, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN THE MAHARAJA OF MYSORE....
REAL STUPID GUY.............................LOL

IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO LEARN, NO ONE CAN HELP YOU....
IF YOU ARE DETERMINED TO LEARN, NO ONE CAN STOP YOU...,.

HE....GURUJI...MY BUSINESS IS NOT AT ALL DOING WELL....
ME.....JUST REMEMBER, BEHIND ALL THOSE CLOUDS IS ALWAYS A BLUE SKY...

NEVER BASE YOUR HAPPINESS ON OTHERS REACTION TOWARDS YOU.....
NEVER BASE YOUR HAPPINESS ON OTHERS COMMENT ABOUT YOU.....
HAVE A DONT BOTHER ATTITUDE AND BE JOYOUS.....IGNORING THEIR REACTION AND COMMENT WILL NOT ONLY KEEP YOU JOYOUS BUT ALSO MAKE THEM THINK BETTER.... THEY WILL REFORM...LORDS MERCY AND GRACE..

A COLLEGE GOING BOY AND GIRL IN LOVE CAME TO ME....
THEY...GURUJI, WE BOTH R IN LOVE.... ANY ADVISE?
ME.....HAHAHAHA....OK I WILL TELL YOU SOME THING... TRY TO FOLLOW....
I TOLD THE BOY.....U HV TO CONCENTRATE ON HER CHEMISTRY INSTEAD OF HER BIOLOGY....
I TOLD THE GIRL....U HV TO CONCENTRATE ON HIS CIVICS INSTEAD OF HIS ECONOMICS...

MEN SHOULD NOT MERELY DATE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS.....THEY SHOULD DATE GIRLS WHO WILL MAKE THEIR LIFE BEAUTIFUL.... OF COURSE I PITY ALL THOSE MEN AND GIRLS FOR LIFE IS CHOICE LESS AND SOME TIMES YOU LAND UP WITH A WRONG PERSON...

HE...GURUJI, I TOOK YOUR BLESSINGS AND WENT TO EXAM HALL.... I FLOPPED....
ME....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
HE....WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
ME....YEAH...I LAUGH MANY TIMES TO CONFUSE PEOPLE...................LOL

HE....GURUJI, NOW A DAYS HE TALKS TO ME....HE HAS FORGIVEN ME....
ME.....HAHAHAHA.....PROBABLY STILL HE IS NEED OF YOU....

HE....HOW SHOULD I ANSWER MY WIFE GURUJI....
ME....YES VERY DIFFICULT...EVERY REPLY IS LIKE A PROJECT....NEEDS TO BE DESIGNED....LOT OF ANXIETY WILL BE THERE...IN SHORT, ITS JUST LIKE DIFFUSING A BOMB.....IF U CUT THE WRONG WIRE, THATS ALL B00000MMMMMMMMM.....

HE.....WHY THERE IS SO MUCH CHAOS AND CONFUSION IN MY LIFE GURUJI?
ME....ITS VERY NATURAL....IN THE SYSTEM OF NATURE CHAOS IS AN INHERENT PART.....THE NATURE IS STILL IN DEVELOPMENT.... WHEN SOME THING IS JUST DEVELOPING, THERE WILL BE CHAOS.... IN FACT THE SCIENTIST CALL THE BIG BANG THEORY WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE HAPPENED 15 BILLION YEARS AS 'CHAOS THEORY'..... WE ARE ALL BY PRODUCTS OF SUCH CHAOTIC BEGINNING...SO I FEEL ITS COMMON IN ALL CASES....ITS TOO MUCH OF A GREED TO EXPECT LIFE TO BE NON-CHAOTIC......

HE.....GURUJI WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COUPLES BEFORE MARRIAGE AND COUPLE AFTER MARRIAGE?
ME....HAHAHAHA....VERY SIMPLE....
BEFORE MARRIAGE THEY ARE 'LOVE BIRDS'.....
AFTER MARRIAGE THEY ARE 'ANGRY BIRDS'................LOL

ME...ONCE U HAVE SUCCEEDED IN YOUR EFFORT WITH A RESOUNDING SUCCESS, THERE IS A BIG CHALLENGE....
HE....WHAT IS IT?
ME.....HAHAHAHA....TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT...............LOL

HE....GURUJI, I JUST WANT YOU TO BLESS MY HOME.....GURUJI, I MUST CONFESS TO YOU MANY SAINTS HAVE VISITED MY HOME.....
ME...NO I CANT COME....
HE....BUT WHY GURUJI....
ME...YOUR HOME IS SAINT-PUNYA-BHOOMI....ITS A PLACE WHERE MANY SAINTS HAVE VISITED...I AM AN ORDINARY PERSON NOT A SAINT.... I CAN DO ONE THING...I WILL COME UP TO YOUR GATE BUT NOT INSIDE...IS IT OK?
HE...OKAY GURUJI...AT LEAST UP TO GATE...
SO I WENT....OUTSIDE THE GATE THERE WAS A SMALL PARAPET WALL ON BOTH SIDES OF THE GATE.....I JUST SAT THERE....ON THE GATE THERE WAS A SMALL DOOR FROM WHICH A SECURITY GUARD'S FACE POPPED UP...
SECURITY GUARD....WHOM DO YOU WANT?
ME....I WAS ASKED TO COME BY YOUR OWNER....GO AND TELL HIM THAT SOME ONE IS WAITING TO SEE HIM OUTSIDE....
THE SECURITY GUARD WENT AND TOLD HIM.....HE COULD NOT REMEMBER OF WHAT I HAD PREVIOUSLY TOLD...SO I THINK HE ASKED HIM TO VACATE ME...
THE SECURITY GUARD OPENED THE DOOR AND CAME OUT AND SAID LIKE THIS.....'IF YOU DONT LEAVE NOW, I WILL CALL THE POLICE'...
ME...PLEASE DONT CALL THE POLICE...I AM SCARED...
SG...LEAVE IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE....
ME...I AM SCARED...DONT INFORM...I WILL LEAVE....
I LEFT...
AFTER A WEEK'S TIME, HE CALLED ME...
HE...GURUJI, PLEASE COME NA, ATLEAST UP TO GATE?
ME...I HAD COME AND SAT THERE ALSO.....INFACT SOME ONE HAD EATEN HALF ORANGE AND THREW IT FROM THE TOP PORTICO AND IT FELL ON ME.... SINCE IT WAS GOOD...I HAD EATEN THE REST AS I WALKED BACK...SEE I KEPT MY WORD....I HAVE COME...EVEN EATEN AND GONE..............



EGO IS NOTHING ELSE BUT JUST PRETENDING TO BE SOME THING ELSE THAN THE ORIGINAL.....WHEN U PRETEND, THE ORIGINALITY IS GONE AND U R CROWNED WITH SOMETHING FALSIFIED...ONCE YOU LIVE WITH THE FALSIFIED DAY AND NIGHT, YOU WILL NOT BE AT PEACE......YOUR FALSIFIED AURA WILL NOT KEEP YOUR FAMILY AT PEACE....YOUR FRIENDS WILL START MAINTAINING DISTANCE....OFCOURSE SOME PSYCOPHANTS IN THE NAME OF FRIENDS WILL BE HANGING AROUND.... THEY TOO HEART OF HEART MAY NOT B E COMFORTABLE...SO MUCH OF RUIN IS CAUSED BY THE FALSIFIED EGO...THE EARLIER YOU LEARN TO DROP IT, TREMENDOUS JOY GRACES YOU AND PEACE WILL BE ALL AROUND YOU....LORDS MERCY AND GRACE..

HE....GURUJI....I LOVE THAT GIRL SO MUCH AND I CANT STOP IT....IS IT BAD?
ME....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....YEAH IT IS 'BAD'...ITS A SONG...'I JUST CANT STOP LOVING YOU' FROM THE ALBUM OF MICHAEL JOHNSON CALLED 'BAD' ....................................LOL

HE.....GURUJI, REGARDING MY JOB I CONSULTED MANY JOB CONSULTANTS WHO ARE EXPERTS FROM THE FIELD I STUDIED....ALL GAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS AND I AM TOTALLY CONFUSED...
ME....YEAH OPINIONS ARE LIKE WRIST WATCHES....EVERY ONE BELIEVES THAT THEIR WRIST WATCH IS SHOWING THE RIGHT TIME....

SANTOSH....IT SEEMS BROOM STICK IS USED FOR EXORCISM IN MADHYA PRADESH GURUJI?
ME.....I THINK THIS IS LIKELY TO WORK BETTER IN DELHI AS OF DATE....LOL

SAINT...PEOPLE CANT CHANGE TRUTH..
ME....HAHAHAHA....
SAAINT WAS UPSET AND ASKED...'WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING FOOLISHLY?'
ME......BUT TRUTH CAN CHANGE PEOPLE....
I WAS LAUGHING...SAINT WAS BLINKING.....

A PERSON WHO IS ALWAYS HAUGHTY AND ACETIC WITH HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS APPROACHED ME ONE DAY...
HE...GURUJI, I NEED YOUR BLESSINGS....
ME...HAHAHA WHAT FOR? SO THAT YOU CAN TORTURE YOUR PEOPLE MUCH MORE THAN THE PRESENT LEVEL?
THAT WAS THE LAST DAY I SAW HIM....ONE MORE WICKET DOWN.....LORDS GRACE.....

SHE...GURUJI TWO YEARS BACK I WAS MORE INNOCENT AND WAS A GOOD SISHYA WHO CAN SIT BEFORE YOU..BUT TODAY....
ME...HAHAHAHA...DONT WORRY..IF U CANT SIT BEFORE ME, I WILL SIT BEFORE U AND BECOME YOUR SISHYA........lol

GOD HAS HIS OWN WAYS TO ANSWER YOUR PRAYERS....HE HAS HIS OWN TIMING...HIS OWN AGENDA AND HIS OWN SCHEME OF THINGS....TOTAL UNQUALIFIED SURRENDER IS THE KEY ...HAVE UNQUESTIONABLE FAITH...ACCEPT HIS WILL AND DECISION AS AN ANSWER TO YOUR PRAYERS... HE IS SUPREME AND HE KNOWS WHICH IS BETTER AND GOOD FOR YOU... FAITH SHOULD LEAD TO YOUR ACCEPTING HIS DECISION WHOLE HEARTEDLY...ONLY HIS GRACE CAN MAKE YOU THAT COURAGEOUS TO LIVE A LIFE OF CHOICELESS AWARENESS......LORDS WILL MERCY AND GRACE...

KEEPING TODAY'S CIRCUMSTANCES, IN AN EVER CHANGING DYNAMIC LIFE, THE WORD 'PROMISE' LOOKS FUNNY TO ME..... THOSE WHO MAKE SUCH UNTENABLE, UNRELIABLE 'PROMISES' LOOK MORE FUNNIER......

WAR DOES NOT DETERMINE WHO IS RIGHT?
ONLY WHO IS LEFT..................................LOL

THIS IS FUNNY....
IN CALAMITY PEOPLE TURN TO GOD.....BUT WHEN THINGS ARE GOOD, SELDOM THEY THINK ABOUT HIM.....

SHE.....GURUJI MAY I ASK YOU SOME THING....MY DAUGHTER WANTED TO ASK YOU.....
I INTERRUPTED.....
ME...DEAR...ASK YOUR DAUGHTER TO SPEAK TO ME OR MESSAGE ME.... I DON THINK YOU CAN ASK ON BEHALF OF YOUR DAUGHTER....IT WONT BE THE SAME... U MIGHT HAVE UNDERSTOOD IN A DIFFERENT WAY AND WILL ASK THE QUESTION BASED ON YOUR UNDERSTANDING.... THERE WILL BE ALWAYS A GAP IN WHAT SHE DELIVERED AND YOUR DELIVERY TO ME.... I KNOW FULLY WELL THAT YOU ARE NOT A CONSCIOUS PERSON...INFACT I MANY TIMES HAVE FOUND YOU UNCONSCIOUS....AN UNCONSCIOUS PERSON CAN NEVER DELIVER A COMMUNICATION AS SAID BY THE OTHER....HENCE PLEASE ASK YOUR DAUGHTER TO CONTACT ME DIRECTLY...

PROSPECTIVE BRIDE AND GRROM MEET....(A REAL CONVERSATION)...
BOY....I AM EMPLOYED IN AN MNC.....WHERE ARE YOU EMPLOYED?
GIRL...I AM EMPLOYED IN A BANK.....WHAT ARE UR ASSETS AND LIABILITIES?
BOY...I HAVE A CAR LOAN, A HOUSING LOAN, A PERSONAL CONSUMER LOAN, AROUND A LAKH OF RUPEES ON CREDIT CARD AS OUTSTANDING AND AS AN ASSET I HAVE A CAR, A HOME, AND A FEW CONSUMER GOODS...I HAVE A CASH BALANCE OF RS. 50,000/- IN MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT....
GIRL...WILL YOU DEPEND ON MY SALARY FOR RUNNING THE HOME OR YOU CAN MANAGE ON YOUR OWN....
BOY...THE VERY PURPOSE OF MY GETTING MARRIED TO AN EMPLOYED GIRL IS THAT SHE WILL SHARE MY FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITIES IN ADDITION TO THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT EXPECTED OUT OF A MARRIAGE...
GIRL...WILL YOUR PARENTS LIVE WITH YOU OR SEPERATELY.....
BOY....MY PARENTS WILL CERTAINLY LIVE WITH ME ONLY....
GIRL...CAN THEY NOT STAY WITH YOUR BROTHER?
BOY...NO...THEY MAY VISIT HIM OCCASIONALLY.....BUT THEY WILL ONLY STAY WITH ME....
GIRL..SINCE YOU EXPECT ME TO SHARE YOUR FINANCIAL BURDEN, WILL IT BE POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO STAY AND LIVE WITH ME ALONE WITHOUT YOUR PARENTS?
BOY....NO I CANT DO THAT....
GIRL....OKAY....ATLEAST WILL YOU ACCEPT ANY ABROAD OFFER, SO THAT FOR A FEW YEARS WE CAN LIVE ALONE....
BOY..I DONT INTEND LEAVING MY PARENTS AND GOING ABROAD... I JUST WANT TO BE WITH THEM ALWAYS...
GIRL..I AM SORRY....I DONT THINK ITS POSSIBLE FOR ME TO MARRY YOU....
THIS IS THE KIND OF DISCUSSION BETWEEN A BOY AND A GIRL....THINGS ARE DIFFERENT THESE DAYS.....VERY PATHETIC.... BUT NO CHOICE.... ONE NEEDS TO ACCEPT AND MOVE ON.... DISCUSSIONS ABOUT MARRIAGE IS NOT ON THE BASIS OF LOVE AND COMPASSION, BUT ARE PURELY BASED ON MUNDANE ASPECTS AND ON HOW FAR IT IS CONVENIENT FOR THE PARTIES... THE ABOVE CONVERSATION HAPPENED BETWEEN A BOY AND A GIRL IN CHENNAI, WHICH I THOUGHT IS FIT SHARING, SO THAT THE BOYS AND GIRLS WHO R NOT MARRIED MAY GET TO KNOW THE PRESENT TREND IN THE MARRIAGE MARKET..... MAY GOD SAVE THESE KIDS...OUR PRAYERS...LORDS GRACE..

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Divyopadesham 6

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji.

HE....GURUJI, BECAUSE OF MY MOUTH, MANY TIMES I LAND IN TROUBLE....
ME....HAHAHAHA....EVEN A FISH WOULD HAVE BEEN OUT OF TROUBLE IF IT HAD KEPT THE MOUTH SHUT..........LOL

I AM LEAVING FOR RICHMOND, VIRGINIA USA TOMORROW EARLY HOURS...

YAGNAM VIGRAHA PRADISHTA AND SAMPROKSHANAM OF RAJA GOPURAM AND OTHER GOPURAMS AT SRI SAI AMRUTHA NARAYANA SARVESHWARA ALAYAM, NO. 340, THREE CHOPT ROAD, MANKIN SABOT, VA 23103...
PHONE...804-708-0867, 805-341-9705.....
28/11/13...LATE EVENING....YANTRA ARADHANA AND YANTRA POOJA...
29/11/13...PRADISHTA OF YAGNA SMARAKSHAKA GANAPATHY, KALYANA SARPAM.....ALL THE BALI PEETAMS AROUND THE TEMPLE, RUNA VIMOCHANA GANAPATHY AND JAYA VIJAYA ALONG WITH
YAGNAM SERIES 101 A..... SRI NRUSIMHA-SUDHARSHANA SAMPUTITHA AMNRITHA NARAYANA MAHA YAGNAM....
30/11/13....VIGRAHA PRADISHTA....SRI LAKSHMI NRUSIMHA, SRI BHOO VARAHAR, SRI LAKSHMI HAYAGREEVAR, SRI UGRA PRATHYANKARA, SRI SRICHAKRA MERU, SRI VENKATACHALAPATHY AND SRI PADMAVATHY.....
1/12/13......KALASABISHEGAM AND SAMPROKSHNAM OF RAJA GOPURAM AND OTHER GOPURAMS....
1/12/13 LEAVING VIA WASHINGTON DC....BACK AT HYDERABAD ON 3/12/13.....
ALL ARE WELCOME....LORDS GRACE....ENJOY.....
VERY FUNNY GUY.... HE WANTS ME TO BRING A GIFT FOR HIM FROM USA.... WE HAVE NEVER DARED TO ASK SUCH THINGS FROM OUR MASTERS.... WE JUST LOVED THEM AND THEY LOVED US UNCONDITIONALLY.... I THINK ONCE YOU WE COME DOWN AND TALK TO YOU PEOPLE, YOU START MOVING UP AND SITTING ON OUR HEAD...REAL FUNNY GUY...AND HE IS A VEDIC PUNDIT...DISGRACE...OUR PRAYERS TO LORD TO SHOWER HIS GRACE TO REMOVE HIS IGNORANCE....

POOR GUY.....IT SEEMS HE JOKINGLY ASKED..... HE DIDNT MEAN IT... HE SAW THE POST AND GOT SCARED.....
NOW I SAID....' DONT WORRY DEAR.... I WILL GET YOU A GIFT FROM USA....WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?'.....
HE....GURU GARU, I JUST JOKED.....I JOKINGLY ASKED YOU....I AM SORRY'...
ME.....' I TOO JOKINGLY ONLY SAID....DONT WORYY'.....
HE IS TOTALLY SHAKEN........................HAHAHAHAHAHA...

RELIGION WITHOUT RELIGIOUSNESS.....
RELIGIOUSNESS WITHOUT COURAGE.... 
COURAGE WITHOUT CONVICTION..... 
CONVICTION WITHOUT AUTHENTICITY.....
AND
AUTHENTICITY WITHOUT UNQUESTIONABLE FAITH IS A MERE WASTE OF LIFE.........

HE......YOU ARE SO WIERD....
ME.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....EXACTLY...WIERD IS THE SIDE EFFECT OF BEING AWESOME.......................................LOL

GOD MUST BE YOUR CENTRE OF EXISTENCE...ALL THE OTHER THINGS CAN BE IN THE PERIPHERY.....ITS JUST LIKE THE LORD KRISHNA BEING SURROUNDED BY GOPAS AND GOPIKAS IN THE CELESTIAL DANCE.....UNFORTUNATELY LORD HAS BEEN PUSHED TO THE PERIPHERY AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS ARE CENTRED... YOU NOT ONLY LOOSE PEACE, YOU WILL BECOME MISERABLE AND KEEP BLAMING OTHERS FOR THE FOLLY....




HE.....WHAT IS THE USE OF A MASTER?
ME.....HAHAHA...ABSOLUTELY ZERO USE....
HE.....THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ME.....HAHAHAHA....I AM HERE FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT BOTHERED ABOUT MY USE TO THEM.... IN SUCH CASES I CARRY THE LIGHT IN THEIR DARKEST HOUR OF DESTINY.... FOR U , I AM CERTAINLY OF NO USE, SINCE U WANT TO KNOW THE USE.....

ALL YOUR SUFFERINGS ARE EMANATING DUE TO THOUGHTS FROM THE LOST PAST OR FROM THE UNCERTAIN FUTURE.............NO SUFFERING CAN EXIST FROM THE PRESENT MOMENT....

SOME TIMES SOME ONE WHO IS AWAY THOUSANDS OF MILES , CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER THAN THE PEOPLE RIGHT BESIDE YOU.....

VERY STRANGE....
THE WORD 'LIE' SITS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WORD 'BELIEVE'......

HE...GURUJI.....I COMMITTED AN ERROR IN THE SOFTWARE AND MY BOSS BASHED ME UP AND MY COLLEAGUES LOOK DOWN ON ME....
ME....HAHAHA...TO ERR IS HUMAN.....BUT TO REALLY FOUL THINGS UP , U REQUIRE A COMPUTER.........................LOL

SHE....MY HUSBAND HAS STOPPED DRINKING GURUJI....
ME......HAHAHAHAHA...DONT I KNOW THAT...HE DOESNT DRINK WHEN IS FAST ASLEEP......LOL

ETERNAL SATISFACTION IS ACHIEVED ONLY IN THE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE LORD....TO BE WITH THE DIVINE IS THE BEST ORGASMIC EXPERIENCE ANY ONE CAN HAVE RESULTING IN ETERNAL JOY.... BUT MOST OF US HAVE LINKED SATISFACTION TO MANY MUNDANE THINGS....THE SATISFACTION ACHIEVED IN EARTHLY MATTERS IN TEMPORARY.....THERE IS NO PERMANENCE OR ETERNITY IN JOY....LORD IS ETERNAL....HENCE UR RELATIONSHIP WITH LORD IS ETERNAL AND THE JOY IS ETERNAL.....PRAISE THE LORD...LORD'S WILL, MERCY AND GRACE..

HE.....PLEASE HELP MY SON TO GET GREEN CARD....
ME....LIFE IN INDIA IS TOO GOOD............................LOL

I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUNGSTERS CRAVING FOR GREEN CARD..... EVEN ELDERS IN INDIA CRAVE FOR IT....PROBABLY NOT SATISFIED WITH RATION CARDS WHITE PINK ETC.,.............................LOL

LEARN TO SEE PEOPLE AS THEY ARE AND NOT AS YOU ARE....THIS WILL AVOID A GREAT DEAL OF MISUNDERSTANDING WHICH EMANATES FROM PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS...

MANY A TIME YOU ARE ALWAYS IN A HURRY TO ACHIEVE THINGS.... YOU DONT HAVE THE BALANCE.....YOU DONT THINK THAT THINGS CAN BE ACHIEVED ONCE YOU ARE PEACEFUL...U ACT IN HASTE AND MISERABLY FAIL....ALL THIS HAPPENS BECAUSE OF YOUR CONDITIONING THAT YOU ARE THE DOER....HASTE IS NOTHING ELSE BUT MADNESS...

WHERE THERE IS A STRUGGLE, THERE IS A STORY...
WHERE THERE IS FAITH, THERE ARE MIRACLES...
WHERE THERE IS TRUTH, THERE IS PEACE...

I WAS IN AN OFFICE....THE MANAGER WAS IN FULL MOOD THROWING TANTRUMS.... I WAS JUST WATCHING HIM....
HE....DONT YOU SEE IN WHAT MOOD I AM... IS THIS THE TIME TO CUM TO SEE ME?
ME...I JUST HAPPENED TO PASS BY , SO DROPPED IN.... I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE SO ENTERTAINING, JUST LIKE THE ORANGUTAN JUMPING FROM ONE TREE TO ANOTHER IN THE FOREST, SO MELODIOUSLY SHOUTING........LOL

IN A TEMPORARY LIFE, WE CANT AFFORD TO HAVE PERMANENT FEELINGS....LEARN TO DROP THEN AND THERE AND MOVE ON.... DONT KEEP ROAMING WITH THE GARBAGE OF AN UNPLEASANT PAST...DONT LET UR UNPLEASANT PAST TO ROB YOUR PLEASANT PRESENT....

TODAY(Nov 25/2013) IS KAALA BHAIRAVA ASHTAMI...

RAKTHA JWALA JADADHARAM SASIDHARAM
RAKTHANGA TEJO MAYAM
HASTHE SOOLA KAPAALA PASA DAMARUM
LOKASYA RAKSHAKARAM
NIRVAANAM SUNA VAHANAM TRINAYANAM
AANANDA KOLAAHALAM
VANDE BHOOTHA PISACHA NAADA VATUKAM SREE :
KSHETRASYA BALAM SHIVAM....

DURING PRADOSHA KALAM (5.30 PM TO 7 PM) TODAY YOU CAN LIGHT TWO LAMPS WITH GINGEELY OIL AND A WHITE CLOTH WICK BAG CONTAINING 8 BLACK PEPPER..... HE WILL VIST YOUR HOME AND BLESS YOU ALL...
JAI KAALA BHAIRAVA.......LORDS GRACE ENJOY....


WHEN YOU ARE ALERT, NOTHING CAN TROUBLE YOU.... WHEN YOU ARE NOT ALERT, EVEN A SMALL ISSUE CAN LEAD TO A BIG TROUBLE.... TROUBLE MAY WAIT AT DOOR STEP TO POUNCE ON YOU...IF YOU ARE ALERT AND LOOK STRAIGHT IN TO THE IMPENDING TROUBLE, THE TROUBLE WILL VANISH... ALERTNESS IS THE KEY.... TO BE ALERT ONE NEEDS TO BE CONSCIOUS.... CONSCIOUSNESS STEMS FROM A COURAGEOUS HEART....SO ALL THE REMEDIES TO YOUR PROBLEMS AND TROUBLES ARE DEEP ROOTED IN YOUR HEART... YOU CAN AFFORD TO BE MINDLESS BUT NOT HEART LESS... IN ALL YOUR ACTIONS OF THE MIND, HEART SHOULD BE THE BASIS...ALOOW HEART TO RULE YOUR MIND AND NOT MIND TO RULE YOUR HEART...ONCE HEART RULES, YOU WILL BE FREE OF WORRIES, TENSION AND STRESS... YOU WILL BE MORE PEACEFUL... YOU WILL BE MORE ACCEPTING YOURSELF AND FORGIVING YOURSELF WHICH IS THE STRONG BASE TO ACCEPT OTHERS AND FORGIVING THEM......LORD BHAIRAV'S MERCY WILL AND GRACE...

OLD GUY WAS LAMENTING....I HAVE BECOME OLD...
ME....HAHAHAHA... YOU ARE VERY RICH NOW...
OLD GUY....HOW?
ME...
SILVER IN YOUR HAIR...
GOLD IN YOUR TEETH...
SUGAR IN YOUR BLOOD...
PRECIOUS STONES IN YOUR KIDNEY....
AND
A NEVER ENDING SUPPLY OF NATURAL GAS...........................LOL

YOU ARE JUST WONDERFUL AS YOU ARE..ACCEPT YOURSELF FOR WHAT YOU ARE.....YOU ARE ALWAYS GUIDED BY THE LORD..... LISTENING TO THE INNER VOICE MAKES YOU VERY BEAUTIFUL AND COMPLETE....IN FACT YOU HAVE THE BEST FRIEND, PHILOSOPHER AND GUIDE AS 'GOD' INSIDE YOU.... YOU LISTEN TO HIM IN SILENCE AND WITNESS THE INCIDENTS HAPPENING OUTSIDE....TRANSFORM YOUR PROCESS OF 'ENQUIRY' WITH OTHERS TO 'INQUIRY' WITHIN YOURSELF.....ONCE THE PROCESS OF 'INQUIRY' STARTS U CAN ENJOY THE DANCE OF THE LORD....ITS PURELY HIS GRACE THAT WILL TRANSFORM YOU TO BETTER LEVELS OF CONSCIOUSNESS......

HE....GURUJI, I WANT EVERY ONE TO COME AROUND ME AND APPRECIATE MY WORK....
ME...OK....FIRST GO AROUND GOD AND WONDER HIS CREATION....THE WORLD WILL WONDER AT YOURS...

WHEN I SEE A WISE MAN, I KNOW FOR SURE HIS JOY EMANATES DUE TO HIS COMPANY WITH LORD....SO I MAKE MYSELF SURE TO ENJOY THE COMPANY OF A WISE MAN...

TO FIGHT AGAINST ONE OWN GREED IS THE GREATEST OF ALL FIGHTS...

DO NOT PUT OFF TODAY'S WORK FOR TOMORROW, FOR TODAY IS CERTAIN BUT TOMORROW IS UNCERTAIN....

DONT DEVELOP HATRED FOR ANYONE......FIRE CANNOT BE QUENCHED THRU FIRE....FIRE CAN BE QUENCHED ONLY WITH WATER...SO COMPASSION IS THE KEY...THE BEST REVENGE YOU CAN TAKE ON A PERSON WHO HAS HATED YOU IS TO BE LOVING AND COMPASSIONATE TO THAT PERSON....

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Divyopadesham 5


Golden Words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

WHERE THERE IS A STRUGGLE, THERE IS A STORY...
WHERE THERE IS FAITH, THERE ARE MIRACLES...
WHERE THERE IS TRUTH, THERE IS PEACE...



ONCE AT KUALA LUMPUR AIRPORT....PEOPLE SO CURIOUS...
HE....I AM CARRYING SO MUCH LUGGAGE, WHERE AS YOU ARE JUST CARRYING SUCH A SMALL BAG....PROBABLY ONLY YOUR PASSPORT AND MONEY...
ME...HAHAHAHAHA...YEAH OFCOURSE....OTHER THAN PASSPORT AND MONEY THERE ARE SOME MORE VALUABLES....
HE....GOLD, SILVER ETC.,
ME...NO NO....TWO FULLY SUBDUED GHOSTS AND ONE UNTAMED FIELD RIPPER...............
HE GOT THAT SCARED....HE LITERALLY VANISHED......................ROFL....



ONCE AT FRANKFURT AIRPORT IN GERMANY....
PROF. PETER ZIMMERMANN.....I AM VERY COURAGEOUS GUY RIGHT FROM MY YOUNGER DAYS.... I WAS AWARDED MANY TIMES BRAVERY AWARD.....WHAT DO YOU DO?
ME..EXORCIST.....
HE STARED AT ME.....GAVE A SCARY LOOK AND LEFT THE PLACE....
I WAS LAUGHING......BEST BRAVE MAN...................LOL



SAINT....DO THIS MANTRA , A CRORE TIMES AND IN THE NEXT JANMA YOU WILL BE INDRA...
ME.......HAHAHAHAHA...
SAINT.....WHY DO U LAUGH?
ME....I PREFER BEING 'SRIDHAR' IN THIS JANMA....
THE SAINT WAS BLINKING AS I WINKED AT HIM....


 ITS INDEED VERY FUNNY TO FIND PEOPLE EXPENDING A LOT OF ENERGY TO BE NORMAL....

LORD IS THE XAVIER......SAVIOUR...

HE WHO IS PROTECTED BY GOD CANNOT BE HARMED BY ANY ONE...

DO SOME VOLUNTEER WORK IN YOUR COMMUNE....

U CANT BLAME ANY ONE.... PEOPLE ARE JUST THE WAY THEY ARE.... THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ALL THE TRASH THEY SPEAK AND SPOIL YOUR PEACE...YOU HAVE TO GROW AND LEARN TO IGNORE.... UNLESS YOU ALLOW THEM TO SPOIL YOUR PEACE, NO ONE CAN EVER DENT IN TO YOU.... LET THEM BEHAVE THE WAY THEY WANT....THAT SHOWS THEIR IMMATURITY...HAVE A 'DONT BOTHER ATTITUDE' AND IGNORE WHAT THEY SAY...IGNORING IS NOT DISRESPECTING...YOU DONT IGNORE THE PERSON, U R JUST IGNORING THEIR WORDS, THEIR PRINCIPLES AND POLICIES BECAUSE IT AFFECTS YOUR PEACE...YOU SHOULD LEARN THE ART TO BE THERE PHYSICALLY AND NOT BE THERE MENTALLY....U HAVE PRIMARY DUTY TOWARDS YOURSELF TO BE HAPPY, SO THAT YOU CAN DO A GREAT SERVICE OF MAKING OTHERS HAPPY....LORDS MERCY AND GRACE BE WITH YOU IN ACHIEVING THIS ENDEAVOUR....


HE......GURUJI, MY WIFE DOESNT UNDERSTAND ME.....
ME....HAHAHAHAHA....U BETTER UNDERSTAND THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND....THE PROBLEM IS SOLVED....WHEN YOU MAKE THIS STATEMENT IT ALSO SHOWS YOU HAVE NOT UNDERSTOOD HER....


DONT ALLOW YOUR PAST TO CORRUPT YOUR PRESENT....

WHEN YOU ADVISE ANY PERSON, YOU SHOULD BE GUIDED BY THE LOVE FOR GOD....

ANYTHING YOU DO, DO IT IN THE NAME OF THE DIVINE, 'GOD'.....




SHE....GURUJI PLEASE BLESS ME...
ME...OK.....BLESS....B LESS....BE LESS....


KNOWLEDGE IS LIGHT....LIGHT IS KNOWLEDGE.... ONE'S KNOWLEDGE IS MEASURABLE BY ANY ONE WHO HAS BETTER KNOWLEDGE.... WHEREAS DARKNESS IS IGNORANCE....THERE IS NO WAY TO MEASURE ONE'S IGNORANCE.... BUT UNLESS DARKNESS EXISTS, LIGHT CANNOT BE APPRECIATED....SO DARKNESS BECOMES THE MOTHER OF LIGHT....SO DARKNESS TOO IN ONE WAY NEEDS TO IN SUCH A FOR ITS SERVICE IT DOES IN HIGHLIGHTING LIGHT....SO IGNORANCE IS NOT A WASTE....IN THE SYSTEM OF NATURE LORD HAS DEVISED EVERYTHING IN SUCH A WAY NOTHING IS A WASTE....THEY COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER...


SCIENTIST......I HAVE DEVISED AN EQUIPMENT WHICH CAN ACCURATELY MEASURE THE SPEED OF LIGHT....
ME...OH GREAT SIR.... I AM LOOKING FOR AN EQUIPMENT WHICH CAN MEASURE THE SPEED OF DARKNESS.....DO U HAVE ONE?
HE GAVE A CONFUSED LOOK AT ME...



LIVING WITHOUT REASON...
LOVING WITHOUT REASON..
DOOR WAY TO GOD.....

INCONSISTENCY IS THE BASIS OF HONESTY......
CAN YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN?


I LOVE COMPUTER SO MUCH SINCE THE KEYBOARD STARTS WITH 'ESC'....ESCAPE......LOL

OH...HOW WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIPS WILL BE....IF PEOPLE COME WITH A 'CLEAR HISTORY' BUTTON.....

THIS GROUP WAS AN OPEN GROUP....
SOME ONE GAVE A MESSAGE....ITS BETTER TO CHANGE IN IN TO CLOSED GROUP.....
WITHIN MINUTES, I CHANGED IT....
MY ACTION WAS BECAUSE....WHICH IS MOST APPROPRIATE ANSWER?
1. I GO BY WHAT OTHERS SAY....
2. I FELT THERE WAS A POINT AND HENCE CHANGED....
3. I WAS JUST WAITING FOR AN OPPORTUNITY FOR SOME ONE TO SAY , SO GRABBED THE OPPORTUNITY AND CHANGED....
4. I CANT TAKE INDEPENDENT DECISION... I LOOK OUT FOR A SUGGESTION..ONCE SUGGESTED BY SOME ONE, MY RESPONSIBILITY IN THE CASE VITIATED....HENCE SINCE SUGGESTED CHANGED....
5. NONE OF THESE....
CAN YOU SPOT THE REASON WHY?

HE....GURUJI, AS DIRECTED BY YOU, I AM NOT SPEAKING A WORD AGAINST MY ELDER BROTHER ...I AM TOLERATING ALL HIS NONSENSE....
ME....HAHAHAHAHA.....U HAVE NOT UNDERSTOOD WHAT I SAID.... I SAID ACCEPT HIM THAT TOO WHOLE HEARTEDLY......TOLERANCE AND ACCEPTANCE ARE MILES APART.....IN THE SUBJECT OF TOLERANCE, IT RESULTS IN 'SELF PITY'....WHERE AS IN ACCEPTANCE IT IS 'GRACE'............

SHE....GURUJI, MY HUSBAND IS STUPID.......WHAT EVER I TELL HIM, HE GOES AND TELLS HIS MOTHER AND WHATEVER SHE SAYS, HE COMES AND TELL ME...
ME....HAHAHAHAHAHA...WONDERFUL....PRETTY SMART GUY.... HE IS A DOUBLE AGENT....................LOL

ARJUNA.....WHAT IS GOD? WHERE IS HE? WILL HE GUIDE ME TO WIN THIS WAR...
LORD KRISHNA.......GOD IS JUST LIKE YOUR BACK..... U CANT SEE HIM, BUT YOU KNOW HE EXISTS.....U ALWAYS THINK THAT THE BACK IS YOURS EVEN THOUGH U CAN NEVER SEE IT...AT BEST U CAN ONLY FEEL IT.... SO LORD CAN BE EASILY FELT AND TOUCHED.... THATS THE REASON ARJUNA, I AM SITTING SHOWING ALWAYS MY BACK TO YOU IN THIS CHARIOT.... U NEED NOT SEE THE OBJECTS OUT THERE....WITH FAITH IF YOU SEE MY BACK AND AIM YOUR ARROW, IT WILL AUTOMATICALLY REACH THE DESTINATION.....YOU THINK UR BACK IS YOURS......THOUGH UR BACK IS NOTHING BUT ME , U THINK UR BACK IS YOURS AND HENCE NOT REALISED.... I ALWAYS THINK MY BACK IS OTHERS, THOUGH AS A LORD BOTH FRONT AND BACK IS ME, I BECOME REALISED...SO LOOK AT MY BACK WITH TOTAL FAITH AND FIRE YOUR ARROWS...YOU WILL ACHIEVE WHAT U WANT TO ACHIEVE....THIS IS MY GUIDANCE TO YOU...

A HUSBAND AND WIFE WERE WATCHING TV.....
HUSBAND...I CANT DECIDE BETWEEN GOLF AND PORN....
WIFE........BETTER CHOOSE PORN.... U ALREADY KNOW TO PLAY GOLF...................................LOL

HE.....GURUJI, NO MUCH BUSINESS THIS TIME ON 'DHANTERAS'....
ME....HAHAHAHA...THEN IT IS 'DULL TERAS'..........................LOL

A BOY AND A GIRL WERE TALKING FOR SOME TIME....THEY LIKED EACH OTHER....THEY ARE IN TOTAL CONSONANCE WITH EACH OTHER.... NOW THE BOY IS ASKING ME, 'GURUJI I WOULD LIKE TO ASK HER TO GIVE ME HER HOROSCOPE SO THAT IT CAN BE ASTRO MATCHED'......
I INSTANTLY FELT....WHAT A WONDERFUL STUPID GUY....THE LORD IS SHOWING ME....
I TOLD LORD....
'THANKS LORD.... U HAVE SENT A WHOLE TEAM OF CLOWNS AROUND ME, JUST TO MAKE ME LAUGH INSIDE OUT'.......

INSTEAD OF BEING EMOTIONAL WITH THE OBJECTS OF CREATION ITS BETTER TO BE EMOTIONAL WITH THE LORD.... I AM SUCH A STUPID GUY.... I AM ALWAYS EMOTIONAL WITH ALL OBJECTS OF CREATION FOR I SEE ONLY GOD IN THEM...SO IF YOU ARE EMOTIONAL WITH ALL OBJECTS OF CREATION, WHY NOT YOU SEE GOD IN ALL OF THEM.... THE OBJECTS OF CREATION IS JUST A MIRROR AND ITS A REFLECTION OF GOD.....LIKE THE LIGHT EMANATING FROM THE MOON BEIN THAT OF THE SUN...

FOR A MIRACLE TO HAPPEN, UNSHAKEABLE FAITH IS THE KEY...IF IT DOESNT HAPPEN, CHECK YOUR FAITH LEVELS AND DONT DECRY THE LORD WHO ALWAYS STANDS BY YOU...

HE....GURUJI ANY SHORT CUT TO COME UP IN LIFE INSTANTLY?....
ME...NO ONE ACN RISE SUDDENLY IN THE WORLD......NOT EVEN THE SUN...

HE...GURUJI, HOW CAN I COMBINE POSITIVE THINKING WITH FAITH?
ME...POSITIVE THINKING IS NOT ABOUT EXPECTING THE BEST TO HAPPEN...ITS ABOUT ACCEPTING THAT WHAT EVER HAPPENS WILL BE THE BEST....

OFTEN WHEN YOU LOSE HOPE AND THINK THIS IS THE END, LORD SMILES AND SAYS....'DEAR ITS NOT THE END, ITS JUST A BEND....HAVE PATIENCE'.....

HE....GURUJI, I AM VERY HONEST BUT MY BOSS IS NOT SO....I WORK A LOT, BUT HE RATES OTHERS BETTER...DUE TO THIS THERE IS A LOT OF MISUNDERSTANDING WITH HIM...I DUNNO WHAT TO DO.....
ME....YEAH I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT....BUT THE MAIN REASON FOR MISUNDERSTANDING IN LIFE IS...'WE SEE PEOPLE AS WE ARE, BUT NOT PEOPLE AS THEY ARE'..