Friday, March 29, 2013

Hrudaya Bodha 8

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

LALITHA SAYS...MAKE US PERFECT LIKE YOU...
LALITHA HAS A LOT OF SENSE OF HUMOR...ME..PERFECTION...JOKING?

HARINI SAYS ...'EACH KARMA HAS ITS OWN MERITS AND DEMERITS'....
DOES'NT IT SOUND LIKE THE CREATOR'S VOICE?

PRACTICE UR MIND IN EVERY ACTION OF YOURS...THAT U R NOT THE DOER AND HE IS THE DOER....CERTAINLY THE WORD 'KARMA' WILL HAVE NO MEANING IN THE GOD'S DICTIONARY AGAINST YOUR NAME..IT WILL BE WRITTEN LIKE...UMA RAM...THE WORD KARMA NOT APPLICABLE IN THIS CASE...PRAY..LORD WILL BESTOW THAT NON DOER SHIP ON EACH ONE OF U...

 TAKING A LOAN NOW A DAYS IS VERY EASY...CREDIT CARDS, PERSONAL LOAN ETC., BUT THESE LOANS COST A FORTUNE...FURTHER THE BANKS LURE WITH A SCHEME CALLED 'TOP UP'...ONCE U R IN TO IT U WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF THE DAY...SUM TIMES THE INTEREST RATES R ALMOST 36% TO 42% ESPECIALLY ON CARDS...SO BE CAREFUL...ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO SELL ANY ASSET LEFT WITH US AND ADJUST THE LOAN...ASSETS R CREATED ONLY TO FALL BACK ON EMERGENCY...IN FACT INSTEAD OF TAKING LOAN BETTER TO SELL ASSET AND MEET THE EXPENSES...NEVER GO FOR THIS 'TOP UP' BUSINESS FOR THE HEAT OF INTEREST WILL MAKE UR 'BOTTOM DOWN'....

SUM ELDERLY GENTLEMAN IS HOSPITALIZED... THE SON AND THE DAUGHTER-IN-LAW HAVE BEEN TAKING CARE OF HIM SINCERELY.... THEY HAVE BORROWED EVERY WHERE FOR THE TREATMENT AND ALREADY 15 TO 20 LAKHS HAS BEEN SPENT...DOCTORS EVERY TIME R TELLING SUM COCK AND BULL STORY AND THERE IS NO SIGN OF ANY IMPROVEMENT...HOW TO PROCEED FURTHER? ANY SUGGESTIONS?

SOME TIMES USAGE OF WORDS BY SUM OF OUR AMERICAN FRIENDS CONFUSE ME...THEY USE SLANG... TODAY MORNING I RECEIVED A GREETINGS FROM AN AMERICAN FRIEND..IT READ LIKE THIS...
'HAPPY HOLI...HAVE A GREAT BLAST'....
I REPLIED HIM BACK...YEAH WE WILL ENJOY HOLI...BUT WE DONT WANT BLASTS...ALREADY WE HAD ENOUGH AT HYDERABAD...
FUNNY SLANG...

THE OTHER DAY I WAS TALKING TO A DOCTOR FRIEND OF MINE...
ME..HOW ETHICAL R U IN YOUR PROFESSION?
DR..GURUJI...THIS IS SLIGHTLY A DIFFICULT QUESTION FOR ME TO REPLY...BUT STILL I WILL REPLY...AS FAR AS THE TREATMENT IS CONCERNED I TRY MY BEST TO GIVE THE BEST POSSIBLE....BUT THERE R OTHER ISSUES FOR US...GURUJI I HAVE PURCHASED SUM EQUIPMENTS FOR DIAGNOSIS... THEY COST A FORTUNE...TOTALLY IN MY HOSPITAL IT HAS WORKED OUT TO 7 CRORES...THIS I HAVE TAKEN THROUGH A BANK LOAN....I HAVE TO REPAY IT IN 5 YEARS TIME...SO SUM TIMES THE COMMERCIALITY CUMS IN TO MY MIND....THE REASON FOR MY PURCHASING THESE MACHINES IS FOR BETTER DIAGNOSIS... BUT STILL ON ONE SIDE THE COST FACTOR, MAINTAINENCE, CONSUMABLES, OPERATIONAL COSTS R WORKING ON MY MIND...
ME...YEAH I CAN UNDERSTAND...BUT COMMERCIALITY SPOILS THE SPIRIT OF SERVICE...LORDS WAY...HIS WILL...HIS GRACE...

NANDIRAJU IS ASKING WHEN GOD WILL CUM TO END THE ADHARMA?
IT IS SAID THAT KALIYUGA IS 4,32,000 YEARS...NANDI ONLY 5000 YEARS HAVE ELAPSED SINCE KRISHNA LEFT...SO U NEED A LOT OF PATIENCE...STILL A LONG WAY TO GO...STILL INFACT KALI IS IN THE STARTING PERIOD...SO A LOT OF THINGS HAVE TO BE SEEN AND EXPERIENCED......WITH LORDS GRACE I HOPE TO VISIT THIS PLANET MANY THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE THAT...ENJOY HIS GRACE AND LEELA...

PIZZA, PASTA, BURGER, FRENCH FRIES...
FEW MOMENTS ON YOUR LIPS....FOR EVER ON YOUR HIPS....

SUM ONE HAS TO ATTEND HER BROTHER'S SHASTIABDA POORTHI ON 30TH MARCH AT TIRUKADAIYUR...SHE ASKED ME LAST SUNDAY WHETHER SHE CAN CUM AND SEE ME ON THAT DAY...I SAID ...PLEASE CUM ON TUESDAY...SHE MET ME YESTERDAY AND WHILE GOING BACK SHE SPRAINED HER LEG AND SHE HAS CANCELLED HER TRIP....POOR GIRL IT LOOKS LIKE HER VISIT TO MY PLACE HAS COSTED HER TRIP TO TIRUKADAIYUR....WHAT TO DO? LORDS GRACE..

YES...WE DO MAKE MISTAKES FOR OUR LIFE DID NOT COME WITH AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL...

DONT FEEL BAD IF PEOPLE REMEMBER YOU ONLY WHEN THEY NEED U...FEEL PRIVILEGED THAT U R LIKE A CANDLE...COMES TO MIND ONLY WHEN IT IS DARK..

WIFE...'HONEY, WHAT TURNS U ON MORE...MY FACE OR MY BODY'..
HUSBAND LOOKS UP AND DOWN FOR A MOMENT AND SAYS..'YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR DEAR'...




WHY DO WE CALL ' ALEXANDER...THE GREAT'....
EMPEROR ALEXANDER HAD CONQUERED MANY COUNTRIES AND WAS ON HIS WAY TO INDIA..BEFORE CROSSING RIVER INDUS WAS THE GREAT SAINT DIOGENES LIVING ON THE BANKS...DIOGENES WAS A DIGAMBARA WITH NO CLOTHES ON HIM....SELUKOS NIKETOR THE COMMANDER OF ALEXANDER AND FATHER-IN-LAW TOLD HIM THAT DIOGENES WAS A VERY INTELLIGENT AND NOBLE MAN...AND THAT ITS BETTER ON RETURN HE IS TAKEN WITH THEM... 
SO ALEXANDER WANTED TO TALK TO DIOGENES...
HE STOPPED BY THE BANKS AND SAID TO DIOGENES...'OH GREAT SAINT...I AM THE ALEXANDER THE GREAT EMPEROR FROM ROME...I AM NOW GOING TO INDIA TO CONQUER IT...ON M RETURN I WOULD BE PLEASED TO TAKE U TO MY PALACE'...
DIOGENES LAUGHED AND SAID...'U MIGHT HAVE CONQUERED THE WORLD...BUT HAVE YOU CONQUERED YOURSELF?'
ALEXANDER COULD NOT UNDERSTAND..
DIOGENES CONTINUED...'LET ME SEE WHETHER U CROSS THIS PLACE ALIVE ON YOUR RETURN'...
ALEXANDER ASKED...'DO U MEAN TO SAY THAT I WILL DIE IN THE WAR WITH PORUS?'...
DIOGENES JUST SMILED..
AFTER WINNING THE WAR AND ON RETURN, ALEXANDER FELL SERIOUSLY ILL...BEFORE DEATH HE CALLED SELUKOS AND SAID...'PLEASE PUT BOTH MY HANDS OUTSIDE THE COFFIN HANGING'...
SELUKOS ASKED...WHY?
ALEXANDER SAID....'LET THE PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD KNOW, THAT THOUGH ALEXANDER CONQUERED THE WORLD, HE WENT EMPTY HANDED ON DYING..DIOGENES WAS RIGHT'...
SINCE ALEXANDER REALISED THE TRUTH OF LIFE HE IS CALLED 'ALEXANDER THE GREAT' NOT BECAUSE HE CONQUERED THE WORLD...

LIFE IS LIKE A FLOWING RIVER....LOTS OF TWISTS AND TURNS....FINALLY IT REACHES THE SEA...LIFE IS NOT A STRUCTURED CANAL...ENJOY WITH THE FLOW..

THERE IS A BOY IN OUR GROUP BY NAME SATYANARAYANA ACHARY MANDALOJU...I KNOW HIM FOR MANY MANY YEARS...VERY VERY EMOTIONAL CHAP...LOTS OF LOVE TOWARDS ME...ON SEEING ME, I ALWAYS FIND TEAR DROPS OF HAPPINESS IN HIS EYES...VERY GENUINE INDEED...SUDDENLY HE WILL CUM.....HE WILL JUST BRING BAGS OF RICE, DAAL AND REQUEST ME TO USE IT...HE WILL BRING SUM CASH AND GIVE IT TO ME AND SAY...THIS I KEPT IT FOR U...I ALWAYS SEE DATTA IN HIS EYES AND HEART....

ONCE ONE IS CREDITED WITH 'POWERS'...'EGO' FOLLOWS..

TRANSCENDENCE IS NOT SUPPRESSION..ITS NOT POSSIBLE TO TRANSCEND THROUGH AVOIDANCE...TRANSCENDENCE OF ANY THING IS POSSIBLE PROVIDED ONE LEARNS TO LIVE WITH IT..

THE CROSS OF CHRIST SIGNIFIES THE EGO (I) BEING CUT (-) TO BECOME CROSS (+)...ABSOLUTELY NON EGOISTIC....THOUGH LORD MANIFESTED SWAYAMBHU HE NEVER CLAIMED HE IS SWAYAM...OUR PRAYERS...LORDS GRACE..

ORDINARY PEOPLE DO EXTRA ORDINARY THINGS...
EXTRA ORDINARY PEOPLE DO ORDINARY THINGS.....

A MYTHICAL FOREST A BEAR WAS CHASING A RABBIT....
AN ANGEL SAW THIS AN D STOPPED THESE TWO...
SHE SAID U CAN ASK FOR THREE BOONS...FIRST THE BEAR..
BEAR SAID...ALL THE BEARS IN THE FOREST SHOULD BECOME FEMALES EXCEPT ME...
ANGEL ...OK DONE...NEXT U RABBIT...
RABBIT...I NEED A HELMET....
BEAR THOUGHT HOW STUPID THE RABBIT IS...
ANGEL....OK DONE...NEXT U BEAR...
BEAR...ALL THE BEARS IN THE NEXT FOREST ALSO SHOULD BECOME FEMALES...
ANGEL...OK DONE...NEXT U RABBIT...
RABBIT...I NEED A MOTOR CYCLE...
BEAR THOUGHT HOW STUPID THE RABBIT IS...
ANGEL..OK DONE ...NEXT U BEAR...
BEAR...ALL BEARS IN ALL FOREST SHOULD BECOME FEMALES...
ANGEL...OK DONE..NEXT U RABBIT..
RABBIT...RABBIT GRINNED AND ROARED THE ENGINE AND SAID..I WISH THIS BEAR IS TURNED IN TO A GAY..
ANGEL...OK DONE..

Hrudaya bodha 7

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

AS LONG AS U REFILL, THE DISPENSERS CAN DISPENSE....

DISCOUNT RAJA WENT TO THE DOCTOR....KIDNEY STONES PROBLEM....
DOCTOR..I WILL REMOVE...BUT I NEED RS.2000/- AS MY FEE....
DISC RAJA...DOCTOR GIVE SUM DISCOUNT NA?
DOCTOR..OK 25%....
AFTER REMOVAL OF STONE RAJA WENT HOME... NEXT DAY ONCE AGAIN PAIN...
DISC RAJA...STILL ITS PAINING DOCTOR...
DOCTOR...STILL 5 STONES R LEFT...
DISC RAJA...HOW DO U KNOW?
DOCTOR...I ONLY LEFT IT...U ASKED FOR DISCOUNT NA...I GAVE U 25%...SO OUT OF TWENTY STONES, I LEFT 5 STONES...NOW TO REMOVE IT RS.2000/-...U WANT ANY DISCOUNT?

STANDING IN THE QUEUE, AS SOON AS I CAME TO THE WINDOW IT WAS OVER..THE BOY MANNING THE BOOKING COUNTER SAID....YOU SHOULD HAVE BOOKED ONLINE...
I SAID...I SAID I WAS ON LINE..

HE...GURUJI CAN U DEFINE A PERFECT CASE OF 'CONCENTRATION'?
ME..WHEN THE FINGER IS BUSY INSIDE THE NOSTRIL....

HE WAS FOLLOWING THE CAR IN ANOTHER CAR.....THEY HAVE COMPLETED FOUR ROUNDS...BASHEER BAGH, ABIDS, NAMPALLY, ASSEMBLY, BASHEER BAGH...I WAS ENJOYING IT....GOOD CHASE...FINALLY I STOPPED THE SECOND CAR NEAR CHERMAS BY WAVING MY HAND FROM THE ROAD SIDE...HE STOPPED..
HE...GURUJI I WAS THINKING THAT U WERE DRIVING THAT CAR AND GOING..SO WANTED T HAVE A GLIMPSE OF U....LUCKY U STOPPED ME OTHERWISE I WILL BE CHASING THAT CAR ENDLESSLY...I SAID...MY CAR IS PARKED HERE...HE SAID..BYE AND LEFT...POOR FELLOW HIS VEHICLE STOPPED BCOS HE RAN OUT OF PETROL....AS I DROVE BACK I SAW HIM STANDING ON THE ROAD...SO STOPPED MY CAR FOR A MINUTE...GAVE HIM A PET BOTTLE OF PETROL AND LEFT..
I DONT LIKE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME...I JUST SAW HIM IN MY REAR VIEW MIRROR AND IN THE FIRST ROUND ITSELF DUPED HIM AND PARKED THE CAR...I JUST WANTED TO ENJOY THIS FORMULA 2 CAR RACE....SO I PARKED THE CAR AND MADE HIM TO DO ROUNDS...IT WAS GOOD FUN...
MORAL OF THE STORY...dont FOLLOW me....NOT ALWAYS I CARRY SPARE PETROL...

LIFE IS ORGANIC...

WHAT CUMS TO UR INORGANIC MIND WHEN I SAY LIFE IS ORGANIC?

DURING MY COLLEGE...ON THE FIRST DAY OF MY CHEMISTRY CLASS...I WAS BUSY LOOKING OUT OF THE WINDOW, OBSERVING THE CONVERSATION OF TWO PARROTS SITTING ON A TREE...
MY CHEMISTRY LECTURER SAW THIS AND ASKED ME HOW WILL YOU CLASSIFY CHEMISTRY?
I SAID ORGANIC, INORGANIC AND PHYSICAL...
LECTURER...NO I WANT A DEEPER MEANING...
ME...YES SIR I WILL GIVE A DEEPER MEANING TO THIS...ITS NOTHING BUT..
ORGANIC...IS THE SOUL...
INORGANIC...IS THE MIND...
PHYSICAL...IS THE BODY...
THE LECTURER WAS BLINKING AND THE CLASS STARTED LAUGHING...

KEEP WATCHING UR MIND...THE OSCILLATIONS WILL REMIND U OF A CLOCK... IT IS BEAUTIFUL....KEEP WATCHING TILL THE PENDULUM STOPS...

I TOLD SUM ONE 22 YEARS BACK THAT I WILL CUM BACK TO MEET U....TODAY I HAD COMPLETED 22 YEARS...SO I WENT TO HIS SHOP AND PURCHASED SUM ITEMS...
HE ASKED ME....MAY I KNOW WHO U ARE?
I JUST SMILED AND LEFT....

OH HOW WONDERFUL IT IS WHEN I TRY TO REMEMBER MY FACE BEFORE I WAS BORN MANY TIMES....

MY PROGRAM TO BAHRAIN AND DUBAI STANDS CANCELLED / BETTER SAY POSTPONED....
NOW WE HAVE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS PROGRAMS OF UGADI, TAMIL NEW YEAR AND VARAHA JAYANTHI....
TODAY MORNING VERY FUNNY...I WAS TO LEAVE FOR SOUTH AND ONWARD TO FOREST....RANGAN WAS DRIVING THE CAR AND PRASAD TOO WAS THERE...WE ENTERED THE AIRPORT ROAD FROM SHAMSHABAD....SUDDENLY I ASKED RANGAN TO SLOW DOWN THE CAR...I SAW 'VIDHRUSHA'....I CANT PROCEED FURTHER...JUST CAME BACK HOME...VERY FUNNY GUY...BOOKING THE AIR TICKET, GOING TO AIRPORT AND JUST AN HOUR AND A HALF BEFORE DEPARTURE, COMING BACK HOME...VERY FUNNY...I AM A FUNNY GUY TOO...

WHEN WE CANCEL A PROGRAM....
A) THERE MUST BE A VALID CAUSE...
B) THERE MAY NOT BE ANY CAUSE AT ALL SINCE I AM LAZY....
CHOOSE THE APPROPRIATE ANSWER...

SANTA CAME WITH HIS PREGNANT WIFE WHO WAS IN LABOUR PAIN TO THE JOINT OF 'DOMINNOS PIZZA'....THE BOY AT THE COUNTER ASKED HIM...WHY?
SANTA....ITS WRITTEN ON THE BOARD..'DELIVERY FREE'....

SUM ONE ASKED ME....GURUJI, NOW A DAYS WE FIND IT DIFFICULT TO MEET U...THIS WAS NOT THE CASE TILL LAST YEAR....IS IT THAT SINCE U HAVE ALREADY PERFORMED 100 YAGNAMS U DONT WANT US TO SEE U?
I HAD A HEARTY LAUGH...THEN I SAID..ABOVE MY HEAD DONT U SEE THE CROWN?
HE WAS BLINKING...
I CONTINUED...'YES MY SON NOW I AM INDRA'...
VERY FUNNY GUY...



I LOVE THESE TRANS ATLANTIC BIRDS...THEY TRAVEL FROM CONTINENT TO CONTINENT, COUNTRIES TO COUNTRIES....NO PASSPORT OR VISA REQUIRED...PROBABLY THEY DONT IDENTIFY THEMSELF WITH THE PLACE...OR THEY IDENTIFY WITH ALL PLACES...

SUM ONE SAID....ITS A QUESTION OF SURVIVAL FOR THE TRANS ATLANTIC BIRDS....
YES U R ABSOLUTELY CORRECT...THEN WHY R WE STAGNATING...WHY DONT WE KEEP MOVING...WHY DONT WE DROP THE PAST AND KEEP MOVING...WHY DO WE CARRY THE AGONY AND HURT? WHY WE CANT SHUN THEM DOWN AND KEEP MOVING...SO THE BIRDS TEACH US TO KEEP MOVING AT LEAST FOR BETTER SURVIVAL WITHOUT ALL THAT PAST GARBAGE IN MIND....ALL THIS GARBAGE IS EXTRA LUGGAGE AND DOESNT ALLOW U TO FLY/MOVE...EGO, SELF PITY, HURT, VENGEANCE, REVENGE, ANGER, JEALOUSY R ALL EXTRA LUGGAGE...SHUN THEM AND HAVE COURAGE TO ACCEPT LIFE IN ITS TOTALITY...THEN U WILL BE ONE AMONG THOSE BIRDS MOVING BUT JUST NOT FOR SURVIVAL....

JUST PICKED UP A PAPER ON THE ROAD...IT WAS WRITTEN LIKE THIS...
TO DO LIST...
-GET A GIRL FRIEND...
-GRADUATE...
-GET A JOB...
-GET A CAR...
-GET A BETTER GIRL FRIEND...

WOMEN R UNPREDICTABLE...
BE FORE MARRIAGE.....SHE EXPECTS A MAN...
AFTER MARRIAGE........SHE SUSPECTS HIM...
AFTER DEATH..............SHE RESPECTS HIM...

U KNOW....THIS IS INTERESTING....VENUS IS ASSOCIATED WITH WOMAN LOVE ETC.,...INTERESTINGLY ITS THE ONLY PLANET THAT ROTATES CLOCKWISE...WHAT MORE PROOF U NEED.... THAT WOMEN ALWAYS GO IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION?

I HEARD SUM WHERE...
MY WALLET/PURSE IS LIKE AN ONION,,,,WHEN I OPEN IT I START TO CRY....BECAUSE THERE IS NO MONEY...

U WILL FIGHT TILL YOU ARE TIRED....ONCE U R TIRED U WILL ACCEPT...SO IN LIFE U WILL KEEP FIGHTING, WELL MAY BE WITHIN YOU ALSO SUM TIMES, ONCE YOU ARE TIRED, PEACE WILL RETURN TO YOU....WHEN SUM ONE WAS SHOUTING, I REMEMBERED MY PAST AND SMILED AT HIM...HE ASKED...WHY R U SMILING...I SAID....THE DAY IS NOT FAR OFF WHEN U WILL BE AT PEACE FOR I SEE SHADES OF TIREDNESS IN YOUR SHOUT...LORDS GRACE...ENJOY..

HER FATHER....GURUJI, THIS BOY IS DARK COMPLEXIONED...WHERE AS MY DAUGHTER IS FAIR....BUT SHE LIKES ONLY THIS BOY AND WANTS TO MARRY...
ME...GET HER MARRIED TO THIS BOY...I WINKED AT HIM ONCE LIGHTS R OFF....ALL RATS R GREY IN THE DARK...
HE FELT OFFENDED BY MY COMMENT...

I KNOW SUM ONE FROM HIS 40 YEARS OF AGE AND NOW HE IS 78 YEARS..
AT 40....HIGHLY EGOISTIC...RUDE...VERY NASTY IN SPEECH..ALWAYS ANGRY....
AT 50....STILL EGO....RUDE...NASTY AND ANGRY...
AT 60...SLIGHTLY LESS EGO BECAUSE RETIRED FROM SERVICE...NOT THAT RUDE...STILL TRACES OF NASTINESS...SLIGHTLY LESS ANGRY...
AT 65...LESSER EGO...NO TRACE OF RUDE NESS...NOT NASTY BUT OCCASIONALLY ANGRY...
AT 70...STILL LESSER EGO....NO TRACES OF ANGER...BUT FULL OF SELF PITY...
AT 75....FULL OF SELF PITY AND DEPRESSED....
AT 78...NOW UNDERGOING PSYCHIATRIC TREATMENT...ANTI DEPRESSANT PILLS...ETC...
SURRENDER TO LORD WHEN U R IN PEAK, NOT AFTER U BECOME HELPLESS..

Hrudaya bodha 6

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

U NEED A CAUSE TO BE ANGRY...
U NEED A CAUSE TO JEALOUS...
U NEED A CAUSE TO BE EGOISTIC...
U NEED A CAUSE TO BE DEPRESSED...
U NEED A CAUSE TO BE FULL OF SELF PITY...
U DONT NEED A CAUSE TO BE IN LOVE....FOR LOVE WITHOUT REASONING IS ETERNAL...DIVINE AND PEACEFUL...

MASTER MOULDS THE DISCIPLE....THE DISCIPLE MELTS TO SUIT THE MOULD...

I WAS LAZY SITTING IN THE EASY CHAIR....MY GRAND PA CAME AND SAID..
GP...U SHOULD NOT BE LAZY...U MUST BE BRISK...
ME...THEN WHAT?
GP...U CAN STUDY WELL?
ME..THEN WHAT?
GP...U CAN EARN DEGREES...
ME..THEN WHAT?
GP...U CAN GO FOR A JOB EARN MONEY?
ME...THEN WHAT?
GP...THEN U CAN ACCUMULATE WEALTH...
ME...THEN WHAT?
GP...U CAN MARRY..
ME...THEN WHAT?
GP....U CAN BRING THEM UP, SETTLE THEM IN LIFE...
ME...THEN WHAT?
GP...U CAN GIVE ALL UR WEALTH TO THEM..
ME...THEN WHAT?
GP...THEN WHAT...NOTHING ELSE...YOU CAN PEACEFULLY RELAX...
ME...THATS WHAT I AM DOING RIGHT NOW...WHY TO GO THRU ALL THIS AND THEN RELAX?

HE...GURUJI U MADE A SPELLING MISTAKE...
ME..U HAVE UNDERSTOOD WHAT I SAID...
HE...YES GURUJI...
ME...IS IT A 'SPELLING BEE' CONTEST?

SRIDHARAAMRITHAM IS AN OPEN GROUP WHERE MEMBERS R AT LIBERTY TO EXPRESS WHAT THEY FEEL THE WAY THEY FEEL.... I AM NOT OFFENDED BY ANY COMMENT...YESTERDAY IT SEEMS ONE MS. GURMEET GILL HAS EXPRESSED SUM OPINION/ COMMENT AND THE ADMIN HAS FELT IT AS OTHERWISE AND HAS DELETED HER COMMENT....THIS IS NOT FAIR... I DONT APPROVE THIS... I HAVE SENT A MSG TO HER EXPRESSING MY REGRET AND APOLOGIES FOR THE HIGH HANDEDNESS OF THE ADMIN...THIS CERTAINLY IS NOT THE WAY...AFTER KNOWING ABOUT OUR PHILOSOPHY OF OPEN MINDED NESS TO ACCEPT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING, OUR BEHAVIOR NEEDS TO BE TUNED TO THAT LEVEL...I ACCEPT PEOPLE FOR WHAT THEY R AND I RESPECT THEIR VIEWS AND SENTIMENTS...BECAUSE OF THIS CALLOUS BEHAVIOR OF THE ADMIN I HAVE LOST A GOOD FRIEND.....I DONT THINK ANY ONE CAN BE MORE LOYAL TO THE COUNTRY THAN THE KING...JUST LIMIT URSELF TO THE ROLE GIVEN AND DONT EXCEED YOUR BRIEF...LORDS GRACE...

SUMAN SAYS THAT WE R REACTING OUT OF CONCERN... YEAH I TOO REACT OUT OF CONCERN TO TUNE DOWN YOUR EGO AND OVER REACTION....
AHHH...ITS SO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO IMPORT ANGER TO SET THE HOUSE IN ORDER....




BE NON JUDGMENTAL IN LIFE...WHAT WE NEED FROM LORD IS 'MERCY' AND 'NOT JUSTICE'....IF U KEEP JUDGING OTHERS AND PASSING SERMONS, LORD WILL CERTAINLY JUDGE YOU...WE R NOT THE DOERS...LORD IS THE DOER...UNLESS YOU IMBIBE THIS IN THOUGHT & ACTION, THERE WILL NOT BE ANY SALVATION...WE HAVE NOT COME HERE TO JUDGE AND DEMONSTRATE OUR SUPERIORITY...HUMBLENESS, KINDNESS, LOVE, CARE, SERVICE, MERCY, UNDERSTANDING R SUM WORDS WHICH WE HAVE TO ALWAYS BEAR IN MIND..WE MUST BE ALERT NOT TO SLIP..DONT KEEP JUDGING AND TAKE THE LORD FOR GRANTED...HIS COMPASSION IS FOR ONE AND ALL...'MERCY' SHOULD BE THE ORDER OF THE DAY...YEAH...I DO KNOW THAT THIS TO DAWN ON YOU HIS GRACE AND HIS GRACE ALONE CAN DO IT...LORD GRACE...

DURING THE PEAK HOURS IN HYDERABAD, WE FIND BUMPER TO BUMPER TRAFFIC....LOTS OF CARS, BUSES, AUTOS, TWO WHEELERS ETC.,.... SUM TIMES IT DOES HAPPEN A SLIGHT KNOCK ON THE BUMPER BY THE OTHER VEHICLE ON OUR VEHICLE... IMMEDIATELY WE STOP THE VEHICLE AND START SHOUTING AT THE PERSON BEHIND WHO KNOCKED...ENTIRE TRAFFIC IS HELD FOR SUM TIME... CAN WE BRUSH ASIDE SUCH SMALL THINGS AND NOT GET TENSED AND CARRY ON WITHOUT HOLDING THE TRAFFIC....ANY THOUGHTS?

NORMALLY THE WIFE TALKS ON PHONE FOR ATLEAST 30 MINUTES...THE HUSBAND SAW HER PUTTING DOWN THE PHONE IN 25 MINUTES...SO...
HE ASKED...HONEY...ITS JUST 25 MINUTES...U HV NOT SPOKEN FOR 30 MINUTES WHICH IS YOUR BASIC CRITERIA...
WIFE...YES DEAR I KNOW THAT...IT WAS A WRONG CALL...

LORDS WORDS ON THIS HOLY DAY...

BE NOT DISMAYED....
FOR I AM WITH THEE...
I SHALL PROTECT THEE...
I SHALL UPHOLD THEE...
I SHALL STRENGTHEN THEE...

HUSBAND WAS ROAMING INSIDE THE HOME WITH A FLY SWATTER...
WIFE...WHAT R U DOING?
HUSBAND...HUNTING FLIES..
WIFE...DID U KILL ANY?
HUSBAND...YES FIVE IN TOTAL...3 MALES...TWO FEMALES..
WIFE..HOW DO U KNOW THAT?
HUSBAND....THREE WERE SITTING ON THE BEER CAN AND TWO ON THE TELEPHONE...

LIFE IS TOTALITY...GOD IS TOTAL...POORNADHIKARI...WORLDLY PLEASURES R A PORTION OF THIS TOTAL LIFE...SO IF U R WORLDLY THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT U R NOT LEADING A DIVINE LIFE...ITS JUST THAT U R IN THAT PART OF TOTALITY/DIVINITY...

ENJOY TOGETHER...BE A GROUP...BUT DONT INDULGE IN GROUPISM....

TODAY IS 'GOOD FRIDAY'....THE LORD TAUGHT US THE SUPREME QUALITY OF SACRIFICE THROUGH ONE OF HIS AVATARS....OUR PRAYERS TO HIM ON THIS HOLY DAY....

DIAMONDS...CORRUPTION OF WEALTH..
CLUBS.....WAR..
SPADES...DEATH...
HEART IS PURE...
IT SEEMS THATS WHY IN THE PACK OF CARDS THE KING OF HEARTS DOESNT HAVE MOUSTACHE...
ANY THOUGHTS?

ONCE YOU OPEN THE SHEATH, THE BEANS FALL....

THE WOODCUTTER CUTS TREES WHICH R UNIFORM EVEN AND STRAIGHT....BUT I CANNOT E CUT FOR I AM CROOKED IN SHAPE...

INFERIORITY COMPLEX WITH EGO IS A DEADLY COMBINATION...

MUMBAI SRINIVASAN IS ONE PLEASING PERSONALITY......A VERY SINCERE AND HUMOROUS PERSONALITY...VERY KNOWLEDGABLE AND VERY SIMPLE IN OUTLOOK...HE HAD A CLOSE WORKING RELATIONSHIP WITH BHAGWAN SRI SATYA SAI BABA...HE HAS A LOT OF FRIENDS ACROSS THE WORLD...I AM PRIVILEGED TO SAY THAT HE IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIEND...

INTERESTING....BRIHAD-ARANYAKA UPANISHAD...

IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE PURE SELF...THE SUPREME PURUSHA...
ALONE...AFRAID...WHAT MADE HIM LONELY AND FEARFUL...
IT THOUGHT ....IF THERE WAS LONELINESS AND FEAR...THERE COULD ALSO BE COMPANY AND PLEASURE...
BEING RESTLESS...HE SPLIT HIMSELF...AND OUT CAME THE PRAKRUTI...

THE LEGEND SAYS...NARAKA IS A PLACE OF STRESS AND SUFFERING...
ALREADY R WE HERE?

SAGE MANDAVYA WAS MEDITATING IN HIS KUTEERAM...SOME THIEVES CAME AND HID IN HIS ASHRAM...HE DIDNT KNOW THAT SINCE HE WAS DEEP IN HIS MEDITATION....THE SOLDIERS CAME AND ARRESTED THE THEIVES AND ALSO TOOK MANDAVYA IN TO CUSTODY...THE KING DIDNT BELIEVE THE WORDS OF THE SAGE AND HAD HIM PUT IN JAIL....SO SAGE MANDAVYA ASKED YAMA WHY HE HAD TO GO THRU ALL THIS...YAMA SAID DURING THE YOUNGER DAYS OF MANDAVYA AS A CHILD, HE WOULD CATCH SMALL FLIES AND USED TO TIE THE STRANDS OF COCONUT FIBRE TO THEM AND TORTURE THEM...SAGE MANDAVYA SAID...AS A CHILD WHAT WE DO IS ON ACCOUNT OF INNOCENCE...SO PUNISHING FOR THE ACTS AS A CHILD IS TOTALLY UNJUSTIFIED...SAGE MANDAVYA CURSED YAMA TO BE BORN IN LOW CASTE DESPITE BEING BORN TO A KING AND NOT BE CROWNED AS A KING...SO YAMA WAS BORN TO A KING AND A LOW CASTE WOMAN BUT COULD NOT BECOME A KING...HE WAS NONE OTHER THAN 'VIDURA'...SO 'VIDURA NEEDHI' IS NOTHING ELSE BUT 'YAMA NEEDHI'...LORDS GRACE..

Friday, March 22, 2013

Hrudaya Bodha 5

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

'RELIGION' AND 'WONDER' R SYNONYMOUS...

THESE DAYS...DIVORCES HAVE BCUM SO COMMON....
IF I AM A LAWYER I WOULD LIKE TO ENCASH ON THIS BY PLACING AN AD...
"END YOUR MISERY TODAY..
CHEAP DIVORCES..
BUY ONE DIVORCE AND GET THE NEXT ONE FREE"..
CONTACT 0000000000.....
DIVORCE CHAKRAVARTHY
LAZY SRIDHAR..


FOREIGNER...WE CHIDE IN PRIVATE AND PRAISE IN PUBLIC...
ME...WE EAT IN PRIVATE...EASE IN PUBLIC...


I DON'T OBLIGE............ BUT I GUARANTEE U....I TALK OBLIGINGLY....

HE...MASTER I TOLD MY WIFE I THINK 'MOTHER' MAY CUM TO STAY WITH US FOR A FEW DAYS...IMMEDIATELY SHE SLAPPED......
ME..WOMEN DONT WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU THINK...THEY WANT TO HEAR WHAT THEY THINK....
HE...YES MASTER...INFACT I WAS TELLING ONLY ABOUT HER MOTHER BUT SHE DIDNT HAVE THE PATIENCE TO LISTEN TO ME FULLY...


SUM ONE WAS SCARED OF SPIDERS...
I TOLD HIM.....U HAVE TO THANK GOD...
HE...FOR WHAT? FOR CREATING SPIDERS?
ME...NO DEAR...JUST TAKE A MOMENT AND BE THANKFUL TO GOD THAT SPIDERS CANT FLY...




IN MY SHOP DOOR WAS NOT OKAY...SO I HUNG A BOARD LIKE THIS...
'PUSH' IF THAT DOES'NT WORK...
THEN
'PULL' IF THAT DOESNT WORK
THEN
WE MUST BE CLOSED....


TRY ORGANIC FOOD OR AS YOUR GRAND PARENTS CALLED IT 'FOOD'....

HE...MASTER I LOST RS.60000/- IN STOCK MARKET TODAY........
ME....HEY DON'T WORRY...THINK ABOUT THIS....IN 1976 RONALD WAYNE SOLD HIS 10% STAKE IN APPLE FOR $ 800...NOW ITS WORTH $ 58,065,210,000....


THEORY IS WHEN YOU KNOW EVERYTHING BUT NOTHING WORKS...
PRACTICE IS WHEN EVERYTHING WORKS BUT NO ONE KNOWS WHY?...
SO SINCE U ALL ADDRESS ME AS A MASTER, WE WILL HENCEFORTH COMBINE THEORY AND PRACTICE WHERE NOTHING WORKS AND NO ONE KNOWS WHY?..


EVERYTHING I LEARNED IN COLLEGE....CAN NOW BE FOUND FOR FREE ON WIKIPEDIA...WHAT A WASTE OF TIME ATTENDING COLLEGE...

IN MAY 2001 WITH LORDS GRACE WE PERFORMED A GRAND YAGNAM FOR 'AKAASA BHAIRAVA' AT SORI MUTHU AYYANAR KOIL IN MUNDANTHURAI FOREST SANCTUARY IN TAMIL NADU....
NOW SUM ONE ASKED ME ' IS AKAASA BHAIRAVA' ONE OF THE 64 FORMS OF BHAIRAVA?
I SAID....I DUNNO...


HE...THEY CHARGED ME RS.1000/- FOR A PEDICURE IN THAT SALOON...
I CHECKED HIS FEET...
I SAID....NATURALLY ... STILL RS.1000/- IS LESS FOR AN ELEPHANT FEET...


TO A FEMALE NEVER ASK HER AGE...
TO THE MASTER NEVER ASK WHERE HE IS...
U MAY NOT GET THE RIGHT ANSWER...


TO ME LOVE CUMS AND GROWS...FOR SOME...LOVE CUMS AND GOES....

I HAD BEEN TO A ZOO LONG BACK...THERE WAS A SEPERATE WATER POOL FOR CROCODILES....THE ZOO KEEPER TL ME...'I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THESE VISTORS...THEY THROW ALL SORT OF FOOD AT CROCODILES...THEY DONT EAT ALL THAT'...I TOLD HIM KEEP A BOARD LIKE THIS...
'THOSE WHO THROW OBJECTS AT CROCODILES WILL BE ASKED TO RETRIEVE THEM'....


CALL CENTER...
'YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US....OUR CUSTOMER CARE EXECUTIVE WILL SHORTLY ATTEND ON U....MEAN WHILE PLEASE ENJOY THIS 40 MINUTE FLUTE SOLO'....


I AM ONE WHO CALCULATES HOW MUCH SLEEP I CAN GET BEFORE GOING TO BED....

SUM PEOPLE ARE BUSY PURCHASING IPHONE TO LOOSE WEIGHT...BECAUSE ONCE YOU PAY FOR IT YOU CANT AFFORD TO EAT FOR A MONTH....

THE CHOICELESS PART OF LIFE IS....U CHOOSE THE WRONG PERSON AND WHEN THE RIGHT PERSON ARRIVES U STOP TRUSTING PEOPLE...

LOVE DOES'NT WALK AWAY...UNFORTUNATELY PEOPLE DO....

I AM SO HAPPY THAT OTHERS ARE WORKING....WHY?....I WILL TAKE THE CREDIT..THATS WHY I PREFER BEING LAZY...

HEART IS MY TEMPLE.....KINDNESS IS NOT ONLY MY PHILOSOPHY BUT A WAY OF LIFE....

'TEACH'.....JUMBLED UP BCUMS .....'CHEAT'...
THATS WHY THOSE WHO TRY TO CHEAT YOU, TEACH YOU SUM THING...


SAINT...ITS GOOD TO SIT ALONE FOR AT LEAST SUM TIME EVERY DAY....
ME...YEAH...BUT TAKE CARE NOT TO SIT WITH YOUR PAST OR FUTURE..


HE...GURUJI I ASKED FOR A TRANSFER 2 YEARS BACK TO BENGALURU AND I HAVE TOTALLY FORGOTTEN IT....THEY HAVE NOW TRANSFERRED ME TO BENGALURU....
I SMILED AND SAID...THATS THE BEAUTY OF NATURE...EVERYTHING WHAT WE WANT COMES AFTER WE STOP LOOKING FOR IT....


HEART AND TONGUE SHOULD NOT BE HARD....THATS WHY GOD MADE IT BONELESS...

WHEN U STAND FOR A CAUSE, BE PREPARED TO STAND LIKE A TREE...IF YOU FALL ON THE GROUND, FALL LIKE A SEED THAT GROWS BACK TO RELIVE FOR THE CAUSE...

NEVER HATE THOSE PEOPLE WHO R JEALOUS OF U...RESPECT THEM BCOS THEY ARE THE ONE WHO THINK U R BETTER THAN THEM...

WHEN A BRAHMACHARI, OR A GRUHASTHA OR A VANAPRASTHA HAS NO DRESS CODE, A SANYASI ALONE WEARS A SAFFRON COLOR DRESS....WHY?
[Ramapriya Santhanam he originally wore white, but since he had only one dress to wear and kept wandering, it accumulated so much dust that it started looking ochre/muddy. the copy cats mistook it for a dye and made many fresh and new Saffron robes for themselves... ha ha ha, how is my theory Guruji?]

Hrudaya Bodha 4

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

IN THE PRESENT WORLD ITS BETTER TO DONATE MONEY TO THE EXTENT POSSIBLE BY US INSTEAD OF LENDING MONEY BEYOND THE LIMITS OF POSSIBILITY...

SUM ONE CAME ON CHAT....
SHE LOST HER FATHER A FEW MONTHS BACK...
THERE WAS A SERVANT WHO WAS TAKING CARE OF HIM...
AFTER FATHER'S DEATH HE TOOK A LOAN OF RS.3000/- FROM HER MOTHER...
IT SEEMS HE IS NOT GIVING HER MOTHER BACK THE AMOUNT..
SO SHE NEEDS BLESSINGS FROM ME TO RECOVER THE AMOUNT..
SHALL I TAKE HER ADDRESS AND SEND RS.3000/- + RS.500/-(AS INTEREST)?...
HOW ABOUT YOUR VIEWS ON THIS?

ONE DAY I WAS STANDING NEAR A BUS STOP.....TWO MIDDLE AGED PEOPLE WERE TALKING IN A HIGH PITCH ABOUT COURAGE, VALOR, BRAVERY ETC., THEY BOTH WERE QUITE HAPPILY SHARING THEIR HONOURS AND ACHIEVEMENTS IN THEIR FIELD...I WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY BACK TOWARDS THEM AND WAS TALKING TO A BIG TREE NEAR BY.......BUT THEIR VOICE WAS MORE A NOISE AND MY CONVERSATION WITH THE AKSHARAS ON THE TREE WAS GETTING DISTURBED...SO I WENT NEAR THEM AND POLITELY SAID..
SIRS, CAN U PLEASE LOWER YOUR VOICE A BIT...IT IS DISTURBING MY CONVERSATION...
SIR1 ASKED....I DONT FIND ANY ONE HERE OTHER THAN WE THREE...WITH WHOM R U CONVERSING?
I JUST POINTED TOWARDS THE TREE..
SIR2 SAID...HAVE U GONE NUTS?
ME...NO SIRS...I AM IN A CONVERSATION...HENCE THE REQUEST TO U BOTH...
THEY WERE NOT CONVINCED...
SO FINALLY I SAID...
SIRS, I KNOW TOO WELL THAT U BOTH R VERY COURAGEOUS AND BRAVE....U HAVE WON MANY AWARDS TOO....SO THIS SHOULD NOT MATTER TO U...I AM JUST IN CONVERSATION WITH A GROUP HERE WHICH YOU CANNOT SEE...BUT I KNOW VERY WELL U WONT BE SCARED ABOUT ALL THIS...SO JUST REDUCE YOUR VOICE AND SPEAK SO THAT I CAN COMPLETE MY CONVERSATION AND U TOO CAN HAVE UR CONVERSATION...
THEY BOTH JUST JUMPED IN TO TAXI AND LEFT THE PLACE...VERY FUNNY GUYS...

LORD BRINGS ALONG WITH HIM A WONDERFUL PRODUCT CALLED 'CHANGE'...EVERYTHING CHANGES IN TO SUM THING ELSE...KEEPS ON CHANGING......WITH EVERY CHANGE HAPPENS THE CHURNING PROCESS FOR THE SOUL.....IN LIFE VARIOUS CHANGES IN VARIOUS DIMENSIONS IN VARIOUS DEGREES....AS IT CHURNS OUT CUMS THE 'ELIXIR' OF LIFE CALLED 'AMRUTHA' IN SANSKRIT....THE NECTAR....LORD IS THE BEST ALCHEMIST....

I AM AFFECTIONATELY CALLED IN THE WEST BY MY FRIENDS AS 'THE EXORCIST'. R U NOT SCARED OF ME?

ALCHEMY IS LORDS WONDER....

SUM ONE KNOWN TO ME ASKED ME SUM YEARS BACK....
HE..WHAT IS YOUR ROLE OF ACTION IN LIFE...
I COULDNT CONTAIN MY LAUGHTER...
I WINKED AT HIM AND SAID...JUST THE ROLE OF S.V.RANGA RAO OF PATALA BHAIRAVI....
HE VANISHED...

HE...I NEED MY SPACE...
ME...THAT U HAVE TO PURCHASE...
HE LOOKED RATTLED...

HE...GURUJI...WE HAD AN EXCELLENT DARSHAN OF THE LORD AT TIRUMALA.......I COULD SEE THE LORD'S FACE GLOWING....HIS EYES WERE DAZZLING...NO DOUBT I COULD'NT MISS HIS GOLDEN SMILE....
ME...YES WHAT U FELT MUST BE TRUE...BUT THE REALITY IS HE IS ALWAYS DOING THIS WITH U EVEN FROM THE PHOTO AT UR HOME WHICH YOUR GRAND FATHER GAVE YOU WHEN U WENT AND INFORMED HIM OF UR SUCCESS IN THE BOARD EXAM AT SCHOOL LEVEL IN THE YEAR 1983....
HE WAS STARING AT ME...
I JUST PULLED ONE FROM THE BUNDLE OF LIES WHICH I ALWAYS CARRY WITH ME AND LORDS GRACE IT WAS TRUE...HEY U R VERY WONDERFUL LORD....

I HAD GONE TO SUM ONE'S HOME...THEY HAD A PET CAT...IT WAS JUMPING HERE AND THERE...GROWLING...
I SAID TO THE OWNER OF THE PET...BETTER SEND HIM TO A NINJA SCHOOL..
HE SAID...I DONT HAVE MONEY...
I SAID....JUST INSERT AN AD...HELP..HELP..HELP TO SEND MY CAT TO NINJA SCHOOL....THE FIRST CONTRIBUTION WILL BE FROM ME FOR I AM AN ANIMAL LOVER...

HE WAS PLAYING THE PIANO....I WAS SITTING ON THE SHELF....I DIDNT KNOW TIME PASS....FANTASY?
WHAT TO DO...JUST 4 MINUTES LEFT...SUM HOW I HAVE TO MOVE HIM AWAY FROM THE SPOT....OK LET ME TRY THIS...I HAVE NO OTHER OPTION....I JUST RAN DOWN THE SHELF AND BIT HIM ON HIS TOE...HE FELT THE PAIN AND RUSHED TO THE RESTROOM TO CLEAN IT WITH DETTOL...THUD CAME THE SOUND...HE RUSHED BACK FROM FROM THE REST ROOM TO FIND THE CEILING FAN CRASHED IN TO THE PIANO....LUCKY HIS HEAD ESCAPED...HE CALLS HIS MOM ON PHONE AND SAYS...'MOM, THERE R TOO MANY RATS AT HOME...ONE HAD BITTEN MY TOE AND THE OTHER THE WIRE OF THE CEILING FAN..FAN FELL ON MY PIANO AND ITS BROKEN...WE MUST CALL PEST/RODENT CONTROL....TOO MUCH IMAGINATION...HE MUST HAVE CHECKED THE CEILING...IT HAS JUST GIVEN WAY...WHY BLAME RATS...NOW I REALLY GOT SCARED...I LEFT THE PLACE SILENTLY BEFORE PEST CONTROL CAME IN...

SUM DAYS I MISS PEOPLE AT SIGNALS WHO ASK FOR ALMS...TODAY WAS ONE SUCH DAY...NO ONE AT SANGEETH SIGNAL...I SAW ONE ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE...SO I JUST WENT AHEAD TOOK A U TURN...I WAS SEARCHING FOR HER....BY THE TIME SHE CAME TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE...SO ONCE AGAIN WENT ROUND...FINALLY I WAS VERY GLAD...THERE WERE THREE NOW....THANX LORD U MADE MY DAY...THANX A LOT...



DONT YELL AT YOUR KIDS...
TRY THIS...
LEAN CLOSE AND WHISPER TO THEM...
IT WORKS IN SUM CASES FOR SUM TIME...

IT WAS THE FIRST MATHS CLASS IN MY COLLEGE...
LECTURER...MY NAME IS PASUPATHY....
WE ALL SHOUTED 'AMMAAAAAAAAAAAAA'...

HURRY UP BOYS...... I SAW AN AD IN OUR FACE BOOK.... IT READS 'FIND SINGLE GIRLS NEAR YOU WITH THE ARE U INTERESTED FACE BOOK APP...THE AD DOESNT INSIST IN UR BEING SINGLE...U MAY BE DOUBLE, TRIPLE OR EVEN A TROUBLE U CAN APPLY...THIS IS WHY I LIKE FACE BOOK....GOOD OFFERS EVEN FOR OLDIES....DONT MISS...FOR I DUNNO HOW LONG THIS AD WILL CONTINUE...I THINK THEY MAY OFFER SUM EARLY BIRD INCENTIVE ALSO...BE THERE BEFORE THE HOUSE IS FULL...

ALL MY KARMAS LORD HAD DISSOLVED...
MY MOM WAS COOKING...
BISI BELA BATH...
BEFORE EATING...NOSE WAS DOING ROUNDS...
'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA'
LORD SMILES AND SAYS...'THIS IS VASANA...AND THATS UR PROBLEM'....

EVERYTHING CUMS TO PASS...

OPINIONS.....DISCUSSION....ARGUMENTS...R THE STAGES IN WHICH ONE IS CLOTHED PERIODICALLY TO RAISE TO AN UNASSAILABLE STAGE CALLED 'NOTIONS'....NOW WE SAY U R NO LONGER 'UNASSUMING'...

GOOD JOKE....
THERE WAS A CALENDAR OF THE TRUST HANGING...
SOME ONE WHO CAME THERE ASKED ME POINTING TO THE CALENDAR..'IS THAT YOU'...
I LAUGHED AND SAID....ITS NOT ME...I AM SITTING HERE...ITS NAME IS 'CALENDAR'..

JUST GOT A SMS WHICH READS LIKE THIS.....
' UR MOBILE HAS WON GBP 850,000 AND A CAR FROM CHEVROLET COMPANY...PLEASE SEND UR NAME, NUMBER, ADDRESS TO OUR EMAILchevroletdesk@live.com TO CLAIM THE PRIZE'...
SO I REPLIED...THANK YOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS....AS A RECIPROCATION OF OUR GRATITUDE I AM SENDING UR MOBILE NUMBER TO THE POLICE....

HE...WHY R U DOING THIS?
ME...I AM NOT THE DOER...HENCE U R QUESTIONING THE ACTIONS OF GOD...
HE GOT TERRIFIED.

GOD'S WAYS R AMAZING AND HIS GRACE AND GRACE ALONE CAN MAKE U WONDER....

WHEN, WHY, HOW, WHAT R MORE WORDS USED IN CONTEXT OF SCIENCE AND COMMERCE....IF THESE QUESTIONS R RAISED IN RELIGION, THEN REPLACE THE WORD 'RELIGION' WITH 'SCIENCE'....

IF U SEARCH FOR REASONS IN A LIFE FULL OF SPIRITUALITY, U WILL BE CALLED A 'SCIENTIST'....

'SCIENCE' AND 'REASONING' R SYNONYMOUS.....