Thursday, June 27, 2013

Guru Bodha 3

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

A DRUNKARD HUSBAND AND A MENTALLY RETARDED SON....ITS NATURAL FOR HER TO CALL GOD A 100% PYSCHO....I CAN UNDERSTAND HER BECAUSE OF LORD'S GRACE....

MY HEART MOVES TOWARDS THE PEOPLE STRUGGLING TO SURVIVE WITH THE CRUDE REALITY.......

THOUGH CALAMITY IS NOT WELCOME,ALONG WITH IT COMES AN OPPORTUNITY FOR SERVICE...

GOOD JOKE TODAY....I SAW MY CAR BEING FOLLOWED TODAY BY ANOTHER CAR...I STOPPED AT MANY PLACES...THE CAR ALSO STOPPED EVERYWHERE.. I ENTERED A SHOP TO PURCHASE SUM STATIONERY....THE CAR STOPPED AT A DISTANCE...FINALLY I STOPPED THE CAR OUTSIDE A GRAVE YARD AND STARTED WALKING IN BACKWARDS...THE CAR ZOOMED AWAY......ALL BRAVERY VANISHES ON SEEING GRAVE YARD...REALLY FUNNY...LORDS GRACE..

MEDITATION OR PRAYER BY ITSELF CANNOT GIVE HAPPINESS...IF YOU R HAPPY U CAN BE MORE MEDITATIVE OR PRAYERFUL.... UNFORTUNATELY WE REMEMBER GOD ONLY WHEN WE R SAD AND START PRAYING OR MEDITATING....IN FACT IF U R SAD DONT GO BEFORE GOD....

YVSS HAS A VERY FANTASTIC VIEW WHICH EVERY ONE SHOULD KNOW...IN CASE ONE IS HAPPY AND THEN THEY PRAY, IT SEEMS IT WILL BE RITUALISTIC...WHAT A GREAT IDEA SUNDARAMJI....U HAVE MADE ALL OF US FOOLS... WE HAVE BEEN ALL LONG THINKING THAT HAPPINESS MAKE US MORE PRAYERFUL... TANKS FOR UR IDEAS...SUNDARAAMRITHAM...LORDS GRACE...

IN CASE SAYEE U KNOW LORD'S MOBILE NUMBER. JUST CALL HIM AND FIX SOME TIME CONVENIENT TO HIM....PLEASE ALSO TAKE CARE TO INFORM HIM ABOUT THE TIME WITHIN WHICH THE CONVERSATION SHOULD BE OVER...SINCE LORD IS BEYOND TIME, HE DOESNT HAVE A SENSE OF TIME...ONCE HE STARTS CONVERSING, HE MAY NOT STOP....LORDS GRACE..

IF GOD'S MOBILE IS BUSY, IT CLEARLY SHOWS OF A MENTAL BLOCK.....

GOD'S MOBILE IS COSMIC...ONLY COSMETIC MOBILES NEED TOWERS...

WITH PRAYERS AND PATIENCE WAITS A EVER LOVING SOUL FOR THE ARRIVAL OF A MASTER....HERE I SEE SIGNS OF DIVINITY...

ONCE THE MASTER HAS ARRIVED, DONT LOOSE TIME...SURRENDER TOTALLY AT THE FEET OF THE MASTER....THAT'S THE SECRET TO ETERNAL JOY...

LIFE SHOULD NOT BE REASONED OUT...NEVER SEARCH FOR REASONS...JUST LIVE LIFE....IF U KEEP SEARCHING, U WILL END UP SEARCHING....JUST LIVE LIFE..LORDS GRACE ENJOY...

GOD IS MORE PERSONAL TO YOU...THERE IS NO NEED OR NECESSITY TO PROVE HIS EXISTENCE TO ANY ONE...FAITH CANNOT BE QUESTIONED...IF QUESTIONED BY ANY ONE, YOU SHOULD BE BALANCED...GIVE A BROAD SMILE TO THE PERSON AND CARRY ON...WHEN THE TIME COMES EVERY ONE REALISES THE EXISTENCE OF THE LORD IN THEIR HEART..LORDS GRACE..



HE...OM SAIRAM..
ME...SAIRAM...
HE...SAIRAM...
ME...SAIRAM...
HE...SAIRAM..
ME...SAIRAM...
SAIRAM FROM TOP.... U STUPID & USELESS GUYS...GOING ON REPEATING MY NAME AND NOT ALLOWING ME TO BE IN YOGA NIDRA FOR LONG...GO AND DO SOME WORK......LOL..

WHEN RELIGION IS A MATTER OF FAITH, DOES IT NEED TO BE EXPLAINED OR PROVED WITH SCIENCE? I DONT THINK SO...SCIENCE IS LANGUAGE OF MINSD AND HEART IS THE LANGUAGE WHICH RELIGION SPEAKS..IN FACT IT WOULD BE ABSURD TRYING TO PROVE RELIGION THRU SCIENCE...IN RELIGION THERE IS NOTHING TO BE PROVED...ITS MYSTICAL..ITS A WONDER..

SHE....CAN WE DO ANY POOJA AT HOME GURUJI?
ME...WHAT FOR?
SHE..SO THAT IT WILL BRING GOOD CHANGE...
ME..POOJA WILL NOT BRING CHANGE...IF U HAVE CHANGE (MONEY) YOU CAN DO POOJA.....LOL..

HE...GURUJI I AM A BIG FAILURE...I HAVE TRIED IT 1000 TIMES..
ME...NO U R NOT A FAILURE...U HAVE FOUND 1000 WAYS THAT DONT WORK...

ITS BETTER U UNDERSTAND....SO MANY PEOPLE WILL TALK SO MANY THINGS...THERE IS NO NECESSITY FOR YOU TO KEEP DEFENDING YOURSELF OR OFFENDING THOSE WHO TALK...WHERE YOU HAVE TO HEAR U HAVE TO HEAR...WHRE YOU HAVE TO LISTEN, U HAVE TO LISTEN...HEARING IS DIFFERENT...LISTENING IS DIFFERENT...ONE MORE POINT WORTH MENTIONING IS EVERY ONE HAS A RIGHT TO QUESTION...SIMILARLY YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO ANSWER OR NOT...WHEN PEOPLE KEEP ARGUING ON MATTERS OF HEART LIKE 'GOD', ITS BETTER WE DONT JOIN A ROW WITH THEM...INSTEAD GIVE A BROAD SMILE AND ESCAPE...

EVERY RELIGION HAS ITS OWN BEAUTY, MAGIC AND SURPRISES...TAKE CARE NOT TO HURT ANY RELIGION OR SCHOOL OF THOUGHT FOR EVERYTHING HAS EMANATED FROM THE SUPREME...TO ME JEHOVAH, AHUR MAZDA, NARAYANA, SHIVA, ALLAH ETC., ALL MEAN THE SAME...THE SUPREME...THE FORCE...LET THE FORCE ALWAYS REMAIN WITH YOU IN ANY FORM U ADORE...

HE...I TRUST MY WIFE COMPLETELY....
ME...LET ME CHECK UP...CALL HER...
HE..SASHA...SASHA...
SASHA CAME...
ME...WHAT'S UR AGE SASHA?
SASHA...22 YEARS GURUJI...
SASHA WENT INSIDE...
ME...IS 22 SASHA'S REAL AGE
HE...YES GURUJI..
ME..I WONT TRUST SASHA.....A WOMAN WHO TELLS HER REAL AGE WILL TELL ANYTHING TO ANY ONE....SHE WILL EXPOSE U...LOL...

HIS FATHER TO HIM......SHE IS A VERY BAD GIRL....
ME...HEY...I WONDER WHY IT IS THAT YOU ARE WARNING UR SON AGAINST BAD GIRLS...ITS EASIER TO HANDLE A BAD GIRL...ITS THE GOOD GIRLS, U SHOULD WARN TO YOUR BOY....ITS DIFFICULT TO HANDLE GOOD GIRLS... HIS FATHER WAS STARING AT ME...

I HEARD THIS SOME WHERE...
HUSBAND...WE DONT NEED MATERIAL THINGS TO PROVE OUR LOVE...
JUST THEN IT STRUCK ME ...HE HAS GOOFED UP...FORGOTTEN HER BIRTHDAY OR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY...

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Guru Bodha 2

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

MANY ARE ASKING ME AS TO WHY I HAVE ADDED THE WORD 'LAZY' TO MY NAME... THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE....I AM JUST THAT...IF IT HURTS SOME ONE I AM EXTREMELY SORRY ABOUT THAT.... AS OF DATE I DONT HAVE ANY INTENTION TO CHANGE THIS...I DONT KNOW WHAT I WILL DO NEXT MOMENT...I JUST LIVE MOMENT TO MOMENT....NO PLANS....NO AMBITIONS...THIS IS PURELY LORD'S GRACE... FOR A PERSON WHO HAS NO PLANS, NO AMBITIONS IN LIFE, THE ATTITUDE OF LAZINESS IS VERY APT...THERE IS NOTHING TO ACHIEVE...HENCE NO DRIVE...JUST ENJOYING THE NATURE...U ALL SEEM TO BE BUSY...U ALL HAVE SOMETHING TO ACHIEVE IN LIFE...U ALL HAVE GOALS... U ALL FEEL U R THE DOER AND HENCE RESPONSIBLE FOR UR ACTIONS...U WANT TO SEE PROGRESS IN YOUR LIFE...SO U WORK FOR IT... U HAVE TO SCHEME...U HAVE TO PLAN... I HAVE NOTHING TO SCHEME OR PLAN....LORD PLANS EVERYTHING FOR ME AND HE TAKES CARE OF EVERYTHING...SO NO TENSION FOR ME...BUT LOTS OF TENSION FOR U....U HAVE TO PLAN...U HAVE TO SCHEME...SO LOT OF TENSION THAT EVERYTHING SHOULD WORK ACCORDING TO WHAT U PLANNED...THATS WHY I FEEL YOU ARE BUSY AND TENSED...FOR ME EVERYTHING IS LORD AND HENCE I AM LAZY AND JOYOUS....

SANTOSH THATI LOST HIS GRANDFATHER...OUR PRAYERS FOR THE SOUL TO BE RAISED TO HIGHER LEVELS OF CONSCIOUSNESS......HE WAS PLUCKING BILVA LEAVES FOR SHIVA POOJA ON A FRIDAY...HE SLIPPED AND WAS HOSPITALISED...HE LEFT....HIS ULTIMATE AIM WAS TO REACH THE LORD'S FEET..
AND IT HAPPENED AS HE WAS GETTING READY TO PERFORM THE SHIVA POOJA...PROBABLY HE WOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN PRAYING THAT HE SHOULD DIE PRAYING...WE DONT KNOW...IF EVERYTHING CAN BE REASONED OUT THEN 'GOD' BECOMES MEANING LESS... I WILL TELL YOU MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE..MY DAD WAS A HIGH RANKING GOVT.OFFICIAL IN THE STATE OF TAMILNADU..HE WAS AN ENGINEER BY PROFESSION AND HIS PASSION WAS CONSTRUCTION, HIS BEING A CIVIL ENGINEER...EVERY MORNING HIS PRAYER SCHEDULE WILL BE FOR 3 HOURS INCLUDING SANDYA VANDANAM..HE WAS A SCRUPLOUSLY HONEST PERSON...WILL NEVER USE THE OFFICE VEHICLE FOR PERSONAL PURPOSE..HE WILL TRAVEL BY GOVT. BUS TO OFFICE...THE PHONE AT HOME IF USED FOR PERSONAL PURPOSE WILL PAY OFF HE BILL FROM HIS POCKET...WILL BE BRINGING THE FILES HOME AND WORKING...I HAVE NOT SEEN A HONEST PERSON TO HIS DEGREE IN MY LIFE...WORK WAS WORSHIP FOR HIM...HE WILL ALWAYS PRAY THAT I SHOULD DIE DOING MY WORK AT WORK SPOT..AN YEAR AFTER HIS RETIREMENT, HE WAS WORKING WITH A PRIVATE CONSTRUCTION FIRM..ON 23RD SEPTEMBER 1988 AT 5.25PM, HE SLIPPED AND FELL BACKWARDS AND DIED ON THE SPOT....LORD ANSWERED HIS PRAYERS...LORDS GRACE...

I LAUGH AT THE PRESUMPTION...'GURUJI..U KNOW EVERYTHING'...

ZERO IS BALANCE...ITS NEITHER POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE...BE A ZERO... U WILL BE CONSIDERED A SUPER HERO....

IN THE YEAR 2010, A GROUP OF INTELLECTUALS CALLED ME TO GIVE A LECTURE ON 'HOW TO CONTROL OF MIND'....I ACCEPTED THE OFFER...I HAD TOLD THEM STRICTLY THAT THE LECTURE WILL BE FROM 5pm to 7pm  AND GROUP DISCUSSION FOR HALF AN HOUR....AT ANY COST IT HAS TO BE OVER BY  7.30pm..NOW THE LECTURE WAS OVER AND THE GROUP DISCUSSION WAS GETTING EXTENDED BEYOND  7.30pm. NOW ITS  7.45pm .I GOT UP... I SAID ITS ALREADY TIME...WE WILL CONTINUE OUR DISCUSSIONS SUM OTHER TIME ON THIS TOPIC OF 'HOW TO CONTROL MIND' SOME OTHER DAY SINCE I DONT WANT TO MISS THE 'INDIAN PREMIER LEAGUE' MATCH WHICH IS TO COMMENCE AT 8PM TODAY... THEY DIDNT CALL ME SUBSEQUENTLY...

A NICE WOMAN ON SEEING THE LORD FLESH AND BLOOD, GOT SCARED AND RAN AWAY...A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO HUG AND KISS HIM WAS LOST...

PRAISE THE LORD AND RAISE TO THE LORD....

ONCE U COME IN TO CONTACT WITH GOD, DONT MISS HIM....INSTEAD KISS HIM AND HUG HIM....IF YOU FEAR LORD, HOW CAN YOU LOVE HIM...THE OPPOSITE OF LOVE IS FEAR NOT HATRED....FEAR WILL MAKE YOU MOVE AWAY FROM THE LORD...NEVER FEAR THE LORD...FOR LORD IS EVERYTHING....SO NEXT TIME YOU SEE HIM, DONT MISS TO KISS HIM AND HUG HIM...HE WONT MIND FOR HE IS ALL COMPASSIONATE...PURE CONSCIOUSNESS WITH MAINLY COMPASSION AS THE BASE...

ABROAD U CAN KISS IN PUBLIC BUT NOT PISS IN PUBLIC...
IN INDIA U CANT KISS IN PUBLIC BUT YOU CAN PISS IN PUBLIC...

LOVE IS LIKE HEAVEN, BUT IT CAN HURT LIKE HELL IF IT IS NOT UNCONDITIONAL..

TEACHER....PRESS ANY KEY TO START THE PROGRAM....
SANTA STARTED SEARCHING..
TEACHER...ANY PROBLEM?
SANTA...YES MAM...WHERE IS THE 'ANY' KEY?

A VERY RARE VICTORY INDEED...AFTER WINNING AN ARGUMENT WITH THE WIFE, THE FUNNIEST PART IS THE HUSBAND SAYS...'SORRY'.....

ONE THING CERTAINLY MAKES LIFE A HEAVEN OR HELL...I CALL IT 'ATTITUDE'...



WHILE ITS A GRACE TO HAVE FAITH IN GOD IN ONE'S OWN WAY...
ITS A CURSE TO DECRY OTHERS FAITH IN GOD IN THEIR OWN WAY...

NEARER TO CHURCH...FARTHER TO JESUS....

I AM VERY CLOSE TO YOUR BEING SINCE I AM FIRMLY SEATED IN YOUR HEART...

HE...GURUJI I HAVE TOTALLY SURRENDERED MY SELF TO YOU...
ME...OH GREAT...OK FIRST LET US START WITH THE DISCLOSURE OF UR BANK ACCOUNTS...

LORD FULFILLS YOUR NEEDS MANDATORILY AND HIS GRACE MAY FULFILL YOUR WANTS TOO....

LOVE SHOULD BE UNCONDITIONAL...FOR THAT ONE HAS TO BE NON-JUDGMENTAL....

THE HUSBAND IS A WOMANISER.....THE WIFE HAD TO TOLERATE HIM... EVEN THE IN LAWS SUPPORTED HIM....THE GIRL WENT THROUGH A LOT AND SUFFERED...NOW HE IS INFECTED WITH HIV...STILL HIS WIFE DID NOT DESERT HIM...ONCE SHE KNEW THAT HE WAS A WOMANISER, SHE DIDNT EXPECT ANY LOVE FROM HIM...SHE DOES HER DUTIES , STILL RESPECTS HIM AND TAKES CARE OF HIM...EVEN TODAY WE FIND SUCH GIRLS..I AM MOVED BY HER BEHAVIOR...

THE BEAUTY OF THE LORD IS HE NOT ONLY PROTECTS THE SHEEP, HE ALSO SHIELDS THE JACKALS....LORD IS ALL MERCIFUL...THANKS A LOT LORD...THANK YOU SO MUCH....OTHERWISE WE HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR!....

I AM REALLY SURPRISED...PEOPLE THINK SINCE I AM CALLED A GURU, I AM BEYOND LIMITATIONS....THEY THINK I SPEAK TRUTH....THEY THINK I AM VERY RELIGIOUS...THEY THINK I CHAMPION THE CAUSE OF GOOD AND HENCE DO ONLY GOOD THINGS...PLEASE REMEMBER THIS IS ALL YOUR IMAGINATION... I AM JUST WHAT I AM...IF U KNOW ME CLOSELY, U MAY WELL CURSE ME... SINCE U DO NOT KNOW ME WELL, U PRAISE ME.....I PITY YOU ALL...LORDS GRACE..

WHETHER IN FOREST OR IN CITY, I FEEL HOMELY...ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY ANIMALS....SLIGHTLY SCARED IN THE CITY....I DIDNT FIND ANY MAN-EATERS IN THE FOREST, BUT I FIND MANY IN THE CITY...LORDS GRACE...

SANTOSH THATI IS ASKING 'WHY SAINTS/SAGES TALK IN SIMILAR FASHION?'...
I FEEL PROBABLY ALL OF THEM WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL...LOL..

IRRITATION IN THE HEART OF THE BELIEVER ALWAYS ENDS UP IN INVITATION TO THE DEVIL TO STAND BY...

EVERY DAY MAY NOT BE GOOD....BUT THERE MAY BE SOME GOOD EVERY DAY...

WIFE...GURUJI YESTERDAY MY HUSBAND SHOUTED AT ME...
ME...ALLOW HIM TO GROWL ALL DAY AND HE WILL FEEL DOG TIRED ALL NIGHT...

REALLY AMAZING IS THE HEART....IT HAS BEEN PLAYED WITH, STABBED, CHEATED, BURNT AND BROKEN...BUT SOME HOW IT STILL WORKS...

POOR GUYS....SOME OF THEM NEED FEAR TO REMIND THEIR RESPONSIBILITY...THE BEST PART WITH THESE GUYS IS JUST THEY KEEP FEARING AND DONT COMPLETE THEIR RESPONSIBILITIES....THEY THINK THEY ARE THE DOERS...

THE DEMARCATING LINE LOOKS TO BE THIN BETWEEN THE SAINTS AND THE SINNERS......THERE IS A LOT OF TEMPTATION BY THESE TWO TO CROSS THIS LINE TO GO THE OTHER SIDE VERY OFTEN......


Guru Bodha 1

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Gururji

ANYTHING GOD DOES IS ON ACCOUNT OF HIS LOVE FOR US AND HE KNOWS WHAT IS BEST FOR US...I DONT DOUBT THIS STATEMENT FOR I AM NOT THE DOER AND FOR THESE THOUGHTS, I DONT THINK I AM THE OWNER...ITS ALL HIS GRACE AND HIS GRACE ALONE....'SURRENDER' IS THE WORD.....'MERCY' SHOULD BE THE CRY....AND THESE THINGS HAPPEN WITH HIS GRACE...LORDS GRACE..

LORD ALONE KNOWS, WHAT HE THINKS, WHAT HE WANTS, WHAT ARE HIS DESIRES?
MY HEART LONGS TO GO TO LORD KEDARESHWARA...ALL HAVE LEFT...AND HE IS ALONE...

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE SITTING IN THE VALLEY...FIRSTLY THE ONE'S WHO HAVE RETURNED FROM THE PEAK AND THOSE WHO R AIMING TO GO TO THE PEAK.....PEOPLE WHO HAVE CLIMBED THE PEAK AND RETURNED R EXPECTED TO BE 'DESIRE LESS'...PEOPLE WHO R ASPIRING TO CLIMB THE PEAK WILL BE FULL OF 'DESIRES'...SRIMAAN.SUSHIL GUPTA IS ONE SUCH PERSON WHO HAS RETURNED FROM THE PEAK AND HENCE 'DESIRE LESS'...NOW HE WILL BE AN INSTRUMENT AND WITNESSING IS WHAT THIS INSTRUMENT WILL DO... THIS IS PURELY LORDS GRACE...

SOME TIMES THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS BEAUTIFUL...
TODAY SUM ONE ASKED ME..IS GOD FICTITIOUS...
I LAUGHED AND SAID..I THINK U MEAN 'FICTIONAL' AND NOT 'FICTITIOUS'...

SANTOSH THATTI IS ASKING...WILL GOD FIRE?
MY REPLY..FIRE TOO IS GOD...

OUR SALUTATIONS AND PROSTRATIONS TO THE ARMY AND ALL THOSE WHO ARE ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN THIS MASSIVE OPERATION IN UTTARAKHAND....LORD'S GRACE BE ALWAYS ON THEM....

GLAD TO HEAR SOME PEOPLE WHO R KNOWN TO US WERE HELD UP IN KEDAR, GAURIKUND, AGASTYA MUNI, UTTARKASHI, BADRI, HEMKUND, GANGOTRI, YAMUNODRI HAVE REPORTED TO BE SAFE...JUST RECEIVED A FEW CALLS... SOME HAVE EVEN REACHED HARIDWAR AND DELHI...LORDS GRACE..

ANANYA SAYS 'HAHAHA..IT LOOKS LIKE WE CANNOT ESCAPE FROM DESIRE...SINCE I CANNOT ESCAPE FROM IT, I LIVE IT, I ENJOY IT , EMBRACE IT...SO IT MIGHT TAME AND MAKE LESS NOISE'...
EXACTLY...EVERY WORD IS GITA...BEAUTIFUL ANANYA... I AM SO GLAD TODAY THAT THERE IS ONE SOUL IN THIS GROUP WHICH LIVE LIKE ME....EXCELLENT...LORDS GRACE...

SAYEE...BEAR HUGS..WHEN A BEAR HUGS U HAVE TO BEAR...BUT BEAR BARELY HUGS...

THE VERY WORD 'DESIRE LESS' IS LESS OF DESIRE AND NOT AN INDICATION OF ABSENCE OF DESIRE...

SOME TIMES WHEN SOME ONE DOESNT YIELD TO US WE SAY...HE IS STUBBORN...HE IS ADAMANT...HE IS ARROGANT... ON A CLOSER EXAMINATION IT MAY BE EVEN 'ASSERTIVENESS'...

ITS HARD TO WAIT AROUND FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU KNOW MIGHT NOT HAPPEN...BUT ITS EVEN HARDER TO GIVE UP, WHEN YOU KNOW ITS EVERYTHING U WANTED...

WHILE RIDING HIGH ON YOUR FAITH AND BELIEF, DONT DECRY OTHERS FAITH..

ITS FUNNY WHEN PEOPLE THINK THAT SAINTS, RISHIS AND MAHAANS HAD NO DESIRES...

AN ILLITERATE PERSON TRAVELLING IN A BUS SAW A LADY STAMPING THE LEG OF ANOTHER LADY AND SAID 'SORRY'.... HE ALSO STAMPED ANOTHER PERSON'S LEG AND SAID..'LUNGI'...

HE...R U A STRAIGHT FORWARD PERSON?
ME...CERTAINLY NO...IN FACT CROOKED...
HE...WHY SO?
ME...ITS EASY FOR THE WOODCUTTER TO CUT STRAIGHT TREES....CROOKED ONES ARE NEVER CUT...SO I PREFER TO BE CROOKED........LOL..

A JOKE...NO DOUBT WATCH THE ATTITUDE OF MAN...
A MAN ENTERED A KID SHOP TO PURCHASE A 'BARBIE' DOLL FOR HIS DAUGHTER..
SALES MAN..WE HAVE BARBIE GOES FOR SHOPPING $19.95, BARBIE GOES TO BEACH $ 19.95, BARBIE GOES TO BEAUTY PARLOR $19.95, BARBIE GOES TO DANCE $ 19.95, BARBIE GOES TO AIRPORT $ 19.95, DIVORCED BARBIE $ 295.
MAN...WHY IS DIVORCED BARBIE $ 295 WHEREAS OTHERS R ONLY $ 19.95..
SALES MAN..DIVORCED BARBIE CUMS WITH KEN'S CAR, KEN'S HOUSE, KEN'S DOG, KEN'S COMPUTER AND MANY MORE...
MAN...OK THEN I WILL PURCHASE THE DIVORCED BARBIE FOR MY DAUGHTER..



A HUSBAND AND WIFE HAD GONE TO A GODMAN... THEY HAD SOME HEALTH ISSUES...THE GOD MAN THEN TOOK OUT A LONG METALLIC OBJECT AND LOOKED AT IT AND SAID, 'I CAN SOLVE IT...BUT IT MAY COST RS.30 K'...THEN HE ASKED THE HUSBAND TO GO OUT AND THE WIFE REMAINED IN THE ROOM...HE SAID..'I GO TO FOREST REGULARLY AND DO POOJAS... U DONT SEEM TO FIT THE MATERIALISTIC WORLD...U COME WITH ME...I WILL SHOW U GOD'...
WIFE...'GURUJI, WHATS THE MEANING OF CHIDAMBARA RAHASYAM?
GODMAN...OK I WILL SHOW IT TO U NOW HERE ITSELF...
THE GOD MAN PULLED A LEAF OUT OF HIS SHIRT...PULLED UP THE SHIRT...KEPT THE LEAF ON THE NAVEL AND STARTED SHAKING THE BELLY....
GODMAN..'CONCENTRATE YOUR AGYA CHAKRA ON MY NAVEL...DO U SEE ANYTHING?'..
WIFE...NO I DONT SEE ANYTHING...
GODMAN...'CHIDAMBARA RAHASYAM CAN BE SEEN ONLY IF PEOPLE LOOK AT THIS WITHOUT ANY DESIRES...U R FULL OF DESIRES...THATS WHY ITS NOT VISIBLE'...
THE WIFE CAME OUT OF THE ROOM AND LAUGHED BY TELLING HER HUSBAND ABOUT ALL THAT...'CHIDAMBARA RAHASYAM'....LORDS GRACE..

HE...GURUJI, WHY DO YOU SAY 'HI'....
ME...NOW A DAYS 'HI' AND 'BYE' R TWO WORDS PEOPLE EASILY UNDERSTAND...
 HI MEANS IN MY DICTIONARY...LOVE U VERY MUCH...DONT WORRY...LORDS GRACE IS ALWAYS WITH U...THIS IS THE MEANING WITH WHICH I SAY HI...

U ONLY READ MY POSTS...U MAY HAVE TO STUDY IT TO FIND OUT THE DEPTH OF MEANING...JUST DONT KEEP READING LIKE A NOVEL.. STUDY IT, INCASE YOU WANT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN...I WONT REPLY ALL YOUR QUESTIONS...SINCE U MIGHT HAVE BEEN ALREADY REPLIED SOME WHERE.. YOU MAY HAVE TO SEARCH IT TO FIND OUT....NO SPOON FEEDING BUSINESS.. I DONT DO THAT...LORDS GRACE..

EVEN AFTER READING SO MANY POSTS SANTOSH THATI IS KEEPING ON ASKING QUESTIONS LIKE...WHY GOD DOES LIKE THIS? WHY PEOPLE DIE? ETC.,..PLEASE REMEMBER THATS WHY LIFE CANNOT BE DOCUMENTED OR EXPLAINED...LIFE IS MYSTERIOUS....LIFE IS DANGEROUS... ANYTHING DYNAMIC IS DANGEROUS... LIFE IS DYNAMIC...NOTHING CAN BE PREDICTED...NOTHING CAN BE EXPLAINED...NOTHING CAN BE REASONED OUT.....THATS WHY ACCEPTANCE IS THE CLOSEST PROXIMITY TO NATURE..AT BEST WITH HIS GRACE, WE CAN ALL PRAY...LORDS GRACE...

DAVID HAD GONE TO PRAYERS AT A CHURCH IN USA....THERE WAS A GOLDEN PHONE AND IT WAS WRIITEN...'TALK TO GOD..US $ 1000..PER MINUTE...HE ASKED THE FATHER AS TO WHAT IT WAS...
FATHER...U CAN TALK DIRECTLY TO GOD...
WHEN DAVID VISITED UK, THERE TOO HE SAW A GOLDEN PHONE AND WRITTEN 'TALK TO GOD...1000 POUNDS PER MINUTE...
THE SAME AT MANY COUNTRIES...
DAVID CAME TO INDIA AND WENT TO HIS HOME TOWN CHURCH FOR PRAYERS...HERE THE SAME GOLDEN PHONE...IT WAS WRITTEN..'TALK TO GOD..RE.1/- PER MINUTE...
DAVID...FATHER, I HAVE VISITED USA UK AND MANY OTHER COUNTRIES...THE SAME PHONE I FOUND THERE TOO...BUT VERY COSTLY..TO TALK TO GOD THEY CHARGE US $ 1000 PER MINUTE...HOW IS IT THAT ITS SO CHEAP IN INDIA THAT IT COSTS ONLY RE. 1/- PER MINUTE?
FATHER..MY DEAR SON GOD LIVES HERE AND ITS ONLY A LOCAL CALL...


LORD IS ALWAYS IN COMMUNICATION WITH YOU....THE PROBLEM IS WITH THE RECEIVER AND NOT TRANSMITTER...U GUYS HAVE FIXED GOD WITHIN THE LIMITS OF YOUR IMAGINATION BY DEFINING THE COORDINATES....UNLESS YOU COME OUT OF THE SHELL OF DEFINING GOD UNDER YOUR TERMS, EVEN IF GOD SHOUTS AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE, U WILL BE DEAF...DROP ALL YOUR DEFENCES AND SURRENDER TOTALLY TO HIM....U CAN HEAR HIS MELODY....

THIRST AND HUNGER R FOR THE BODY'S SURVIVAL...PRAYER OR MEDITATION IS A CONVERSATION OF THE SOUL WITH GOD...

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Guru Bodha

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

WHEN SOME ONE IS HURT...TELL HIM HE WILL BE ALRIGHT SOON..GIVE HIM THAT HOPE....AND ALSO TELL HIM THAT EVERYONE GETS HURT SOMETIMES...

HE...GURUJI YOU ARE SO COOL...IS ANY BODY NOT JEALOUS OF YOU?
I COULD CONTROL MY LAUGHTER...I SAID YES...ICE CUBES R JEALOUS OF ME..

INTELLIGENCE IS YOUR VERY BEING...ITS INBORN...ITS THE GRACE OF LORD...AND YOUR TRUE NATURE.....THE MYTH IS THE INTELLECT WHICH WAS CULTIVATED SUBSEQUENT TO YOUR BIRTH...THERE BY WE ALL FORGET THE INTELLIGENCE WITH WHICH WE WERE BORN AND CLING ON TO THE INTELLECT WHICH CAME IN THE MIDDLE...THE BY PRODUCTS OF INTELLECT R EGO, POSSESSIVENESS, HATRED, ANGER, JEALOUSY ETC.,...SO WE HAVE TO UNLEARN WHAT WE HAVE LEARNED IN ORDER TO MOVE BACK TO THE ADDRESS WHERE THE LORD LEFT...YES...LORD IS SEARCHING FOR YOU AT THE ADDRESS HE DROPPED YOU AND ITS READS AS C/O INTELLIGENCE, WHEREAS YOU HAVE CHANGED YOUR ADDRESS C/O INTELLECT...UNLEARN....UNWIND...LORDS GRACE..

ITS QUITE FUNNY TO FIND IN SOME CASES 'KNOWLEDGE' ALSO GETS MARRIED TO A GREAT PARTNER CALLED 'STUBBORNNESS'...AND OT COMES THE SIBLING CALLED 'ARROGANCE'...

LIVE LIFE MOMENT TO MOMENT BECAUSE TRANSFORMATION ALSO HAPPENS MOMENT TO MOMENT....AND U WILL REALISE THE INNER POTE-PRARNTIAL BETTER..
'KSHANA-PRATIYOGI PARINAMA-APARANTA NIRGRAHYAH KRAMAH'...PATANJALI YOGA SUTRA..
IT MEANS...THE SEQUENCE OF TRANSFORMATION HAPPENS MOMENT TO MOMENT..

JOKE FOR YOU...
EMPLOYER...'IN THIS JOB WE NEED SOME ONE WHO IS RESPONSIBLE'....
SANTA...'SIR, I AM THE ONE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR...ON MY LAST JOB WHENEVER SOME THING WENT WRONG, MY BOSS SAID I WAS RESPONSIBLE'...

TO SURRENDER TOTALLY TO GOD ONE NEEDS TO LEARN THE LANGUAGE OF HEART AND FORGET THE LANGUAGE OF THE MIND...ABSOLUTE FAITH IN THE LORD...MERCY...MERCY AND MERCY....NOTHING ELSE....SEE THE LORD IN ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING....YOU SHOULD BE BLESSED WITH THE VISION TO SEE EVERYTHING THRU THE HEART AND NOT MIND...ACCEPTANCE...ACCEPTANCE...AND ACCEPTANCE... TOTAL ACCEPTANCE OF HIM IN ALL WALKS OF LIFE...LEADING A LIFE FULL OF CHOICELESSNESS....LOVE AND COMPASSION IS THE ONLY LANGUAGE WHICH ONE SHOULD KNOW...THEN TOTAL SURRENDER IS POSSIBLE...

'MANIPULATION' IS AN ESSENTIAL ATTRIBUTE OF POLITICS AND BUSINESS...

I AM QUITE SURE IF YOU KEEP A GREEN TREE IN YOUR HEART, A SINGING BIRD WILL CERTAINLY ARRIVE...

NOW A DAYS PARENTS WHOSE SIBLINGS ARE EMPLOYED ABROAD ARE IN GREAT DEMAND....ONCE A KID IS BORN, THE PARENTS OF THE GIRLS AND THE BOYS IN ROTATION TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS...AT LEAST THEIR SERVICES ARE REQUIRED TILL THE KID GOES TO PLAY SCHOOL....THE ADVANTAGE IN THIS SCHEME OF THINGS IS THE ELDERS GET A CHANCE TO EMOTIONALLY UP BRING THE KID... AS GRAND PARENTS THEY GET AN OPPORTUNITY TO ENJOY WATCHING THE KID GROWING UNDER THEIR CARE...THEY ENJOY WHEN THE KID BEHAVES NAUGHTY..WHEN THE KID CRIES THEY CONSOLE IT WITH THEIR TENDER WORDS...AN ELDERLY COUPLE WHO TOOK CARE OF THE THREE KIDS OF THEIR SON, TRAVELLING 16 TIMES TO USA, WAS LEFT WITHOUT ANY CARE BY THE SON SUBSEQUENTLY....LUCKY THE MAN WAS A GOVT. PENSIONER AND DID NOT DEPEND ON HIS SON AND TOOK CARE WELL HIS WIFE TILL THE END...THE MAN DIED THREE YEARS BACK AND I CALLED HIS SON....HE DIDNT RESPOND...I LEFT A MESSAGE THRU SOME ONE CLOSE TO ME OF HIS FATHER'S DEATH...NO RESPONSE..FINALLY I GOT THE FUNERAL DONE...LAST WEEK THE MOTHER OF THE BOY DIED AND THE SAME SEQUENCE FOLLOWED...FINALLY I WAS BLESSED WITH THE OPPORTUNITY OF GETTING THE FUNERAL DONE IN A BEFITTING WAY...NOW THROUGH OUT MY LIFE I HAVE TO KEEP DOING THE SHRARDHAM FOR THIS COUPLE...NO PROBLEM...ALREADY AS OF DATE I DO 57 SHRARADHAMS IN A YEAR OTHER THAN MY FATHER'S SHRARDHAM...REALLY AMAZED THE WAY THIS BOY HAS BEHAVED AT THE DEATH OF HIS PARENTS? NO DOUBT HE IS NOT THE DOER...I DO KNOW THIS...LORDS GRACE..

ME...WHY NOT MARRIED?
HE...WHEN THERE IS PLENTY OF MILK AVAILABLE IN THE MARKET, WHERE IS THE NECESSITY TO PURCHASE A COW?

OPTIMISM IS THE CHEERFUL FRAME IT ENABLES THE TEA KETTLE OF MIND....IN FACT IT ENABLES THE TEA KETTLE TO SING, THOUGH IN BOILING HOT WATER UP TO ITS NOSE...

MY BOYS R REAL CREEPS....THEY RECORD AND PUBLISH ALL OUR GADYAMS AND YAGNAMS...YESTERDAY AT TIRUMALA, I WAS IN A QUEUE FOR 'UDAYA ASTHAMANA SEVA'....THERE WERE 10 PEOPLE BEFORE ME...A GENTLEMAN WAS STANDING BESIDE ME READING A SLOKAM BOOK....HIS STOMACH WAS BIGGER THAN MINE AND WAS PRESSING ME....I JUST REQUESTED HIM TO GO AND STAND BEFORE ME AS THERE WAS SOME PLACE...HE CAME AND STOOD BEFORE ME AND SUDDENLY HE TURNED AND TOUCHED MY FEET...HE SAID IN A LOW VOICE..'GURUJI I REGULARLY HEAR YOUR GADYAMS'.... I DONT KNOW HIM....OH MY GOD I REALISED, MY BOYS HAVE PUBLICISED TOO MUCH...

SECURITY AND PRIVACY CANT GO HAND IN HAND...THEY ARE BY NATURE OPPOSITES...



BEAUTIFUL, EXCELLENT, MARVELOUS, WONDERFUL, DIVINE....WAS AT THE FEET OF LORD VENKATESHWARA AT TIRUMALA FOR ALMOST 2 HOURS JUST STANDING 10 FEET FROM THE LORD YESTERDAY....HAD THE FORTUNE OF PARTICIPATING IN UDAYA ASTHAMANA SEVA OF BALAJI...NETRA DARSHANA SINCE IT WAS THURSDAY...ALSO TIRUPAVADAI..ONCE IN A YEAR WE GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO PERFORM THIS SEVA.....REALLY A GRAND OCCASION....LORDS GRACE...

LONG BACK I WAS WITH A SAINT....HE WAS A VERY GOOD YOGA MASTER.....HE SAID TO ME...WHY NOT WE BOTH JOIN...I AM AN EXPERT IN YOGA AND YOUR ARE AN EXPERT IN PRAYOGA... TOGETHER WE CAN BRING A REVOLUTION IN THE WORLD...
WHEN I LEFT HIS PLACE, I HAD A FEELING OF A BUSINESS MAN WALKING OUT OF A FIVE STAR HOTEL AFTER DELIBERATING/NEGOTIATING A JOINT VENTURE BUSINESS...LORDS GRACE...

SAME CALCULATION...SAME ANSWER...DIFFERENT METHODS...
1 + 1 = 2
MY FATHER USED HIS MEMORY....
I USED CALCULATOR...
MY SONS USE COMPUTER....

ALWAYS LOOK AT THE POSITIVE SIDE OF A WORST SITUATION....

TRY TO UNDERSTAND HOW OTHER PEOPLE FEEL THROUGH EMPATHIC LISTENING AND OBSERVING...

NO MATTER HOW BAD A SITUATION IS...IT WILL TURN AROUND TO BE GOOD...
NO MATTER HOW GOOD A SITUATION IS...IT WILL TURN AROUND TO BE BAD...
SO B BALANCED...

JUST B YOURSELF INSTEAD OF TRYING TO BE SOME ONE ELSE...IF A CHANGE HAPPENS IT IS SPONTANEOUS AND NOT GLARINGLY EXHIBITED TO BE NOTICED BY OTHERS...CHANGE IS INNER... SO JUST B YOURSELF..

NEVER ENCOURAGE ANYTHING THAT AFFECTS YOUR PSYCHE...

YOUR HUMAN TROUBLES WILL HELP YOU TO DISCOVER YOUR DIVINE NATURE...

THE SECRET OF HAPPINESS IS SURROUNDING OURSELVES WITH OTHER'S HAPPINESS...

I CONTROL MY 'MIND' EASILY WITH MY LEADER CALLED 'HEART'...

YVSS SEARCHES FOR MY TELEPHONE NUMBER ON www.justdal.com....U WILL FIND MY NAME IN www.dont-dial.com....

I KNOW A LADY...SHE ALWAYS KEEPS COMPLAINING TO HER HUSBAND ABOUT EVERY ONE....SHE WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT HER FIRST DAUGHTER IN LAW AND SHE LEFT THE HOUSE...SHE STARTED COMPLAINING ABOUT HER SECOND DAUGHTER-IN-LAW...SHE ALSO LEFT THE HOUSE....THE HUSBAND'S FACE WILL CHANGE ONCE SHE COMPLAINS...INSTEAD OF CONSOLING HER OR CORRECTING HER, HE WILL SHOW FACES TO OTHERS...RECENTLY I SENT HER TO KERALA FOR SOME TREATMENT...NOW COMPLAINS ABOUT HER ROOM MATE IN THE HOSPITAL...HUSBAND IS ONCE AGAIN AGITATED.....I AM REALLY SURPRISED ...SUCH PEOPLE HAVE ENERGY ONLY TO DO ONE THING IN LIFE...COMPLAINTS AND NOTHING ELSE...REALLY AMAZING PEOPLE...

IF THE HUSBAND KEEPS REACTING TO ALL THAT THE WIFE SAYS ABOUT OTHERS RELATIONSHIP WITH HER, HE WILL BE IS SOUP...IF THE WIFE KEEPS REACTING TO ALL THAT THE HUSBAND SAYS, SHE WILL GO MAD.... WHEN YOUR PARTNERS SAY SUM THING JUST HEAR TO IT SYMPATHETICALLY AND GIVE A FEW CONSOLING WORDS..BY NATURE ALL ARE PARTIAL...U CANT TREAT THEIR WORDS AS THE TRUTH.. WHAT IS ADVANTAGEOUS TO THEM ALONE WILL BE PROJECTED AND NOT THE TRUTH......SO DONT BASE YOUR MOODS ON WHAT THEY SAY...JUST HEAR TO IT AS THOUGH YOU ARE LISTENING....ONCE ITS OVER TAKE CARE TO SEE THE TRASH BEING DUMPED IN TO THE DUST BIN...DONT GET YOUR MIND POLLUTED...

SUM PHONE CALL TODAY...
HE..GURUJI?
ME..WHO IS THIS?
HE..GANGADHAR GURUJI...
ME....WHICH GURUJI U WANT?
HE..MY GURUJI...
ME...YEAH...WHATS THE NAME OF YOUR GURUJI...
HE...I DONT SAY HIS NAME...
ME..OK CAN YOU GIVE A DESCRIPTION OF HIM...
HE..HE IS BESPECTACLED AND HAS A BEARD...
ME..THAT'S NOT ENOUGH...
HE..NORMALLY HE CUTS JOKES...
ME..STILL NOT ENOUGH DATA...
HE..HE GIVES DISCOURSES...
ME...STILL MORE DETAILS NEEDED...
HE...HE ALWAYS KEEPS TALKING..
ME..NO STILL MORE DATA..
HE..HE GOES ABROAD OFTEN...
ME...NO STILL MORE DATA...
HE...HE ALWAYS TALKS ON SPIRITUAL TOPICS AND ADVISES PEOPLE AS TO HOW THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO CONDUCT THEMSELVES...HE ADVISES PEOPLE TO BE GOOD...HE ADVISES THEM TO BE DILIGENT.... HE ADVISES THEM TO SACRIFICE THEIR LIFE FOR THE CAUSE OF HUMANITY ETC.
ME..SORRY SIR...THERE IS NO SUCH GURU AVAILABLE ON THIS NUMBER..KINDLY VERIFY THE NUMBER AND REDIAL..

I AM A THOROUGHLY LAZY GUY....I HAVE BEEN SOME HOW LUCKY WITH THE GRACE OF LORD THAT EVERY ONE HAS ACCEPTED ME FOR WHAT I AM..IF YOU ARE LAZY U MUST BE FORTUNATE LIKE ME OTHERWISE U WILL BE IN FOR TROUBLE...IF YOU ARE LAZY, U MUST ALSO HAVE A 'DONT BOTHER ATTITUDE'..OTHERS WILL SAY THAT U R USELESS, U R LAZY, U R GOOD FOR NOTHING ETC.,... U CANT EXPECT PEOPLE AROUND YOU TO PRAISE YOU... THATS WHY I SAY U SHOULD DEVELOP 'DONT BOTHER ATTITUDE' TOWARDS OTHERS COMMENTS...LAZINESS WITH INFERIORITY COMPLEX IS VERY DANGEROUS...BUT STILL I AM HAPPY TO BE LAZY...OTHERS CANT AFFORD TO BE LAZY....

SHE...GURUJI I PLAN TO REDUCE 5 KGS IN SEPTEMBER...
ME...NOT POSSIBLE...
SHE DIDNT UNDERSTAND....DO U?

THE SECRET OF HAPPINESS IS SURROUNDING OURSELVES WITH OTHER'S HAPPINESS...

MAN IN THE CONFESSION CHAMBER...
MAN...FATHER I COMMITTED A SIN...
FATHER...WHATS IT?
MAN..DURING WORLD WAR II, I HID A REFUGEE IN MY ATTIC..
FATHER...THATS NOT A BAD THING...
MAN...NO FATHER I WAS COLLECTING 10 DOLLARS EVERY DAY...
FATHER....THATS NOT RIGHT...OK SINCE U HAVE CONFESSED YOUR SINS R WASHED...
MAN...ONE QUESTION FATHER..
FATHER...YEAH ...GO AHEAD...
MAN.....SHOULD I TELL HIM THAT WORLD WAR II IS OVER?

Monday, June 10, 2013

Divya Bodha 10

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

LONG BACK, WHEN SOME ONE KNOWN TO ME FOR LONG WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS PROBLEM, I VERY PROUDLY SAID...'DONT WORRY...WHY FEAR WHEN I AM HERE?'
HE...HE SAID, ' THE VERY FEAR IS YOU ARE HERE'...
I HAD A HEARTY LAUGH...

THE PRIMORDIAL SOURCE OF SHAKTHI, OPULENCE, ABUNDANCE, PROSPERITY, GOVERNANCE, STEADFASTNESS, COURAGE, CONVICTION, WISDOM, BALANCE IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE EMANATED FROM 'KAMADHENU', THE CELESTIAL COW... SO EVERY COW IS CONSIDERED TO BE A SYMBOL OF 'KAMADHENU'...FURTHER SINCE EVERY ASPECT WAS COVERED BY KAMADHENU, KAMADHENU IS CONSIDERED AS VERY AUSPICIOUS AND SACRED....HENCE EVEN COW'S URINE AND EXCRETA ARE CONSIDERED AS PURIFICATION AGENTS...HENCE THEY ARE USED IN ALL FUNCTIONS FOR CLEANSING PURPOSE...COW'S MILK, CURD AND GHEE ARE ALSO USED FOR ALL RITUALISTIC PURPOSE....THE FAITH IS IF THE COW IS WORSHIPPED, EVERY THING IS TAKEN CARE, SINCE ITS NOT ONLY BOVINE BUT DIVINE TOO......WHEN THEY OPEN THE TEMPLE EVERY DAY, DURING VISHWAROOPA DARSHANAM THE COW AND THE CALF IS BROUGHT INSIDE THE TEMPLE...EVEN IN GRAHA PRAVESHAM WE BRING THE COW INSIDE THE HOUSE FOR AUSPICIOUSNESS...THE HOLY COW IS REVERDE ALWAYS AS 'KAMADHENU'...LORDS GRACE..

TODAY AFTERNOON , I CALLED SUM ONE KNOWN TO ME IN BENGALURU....THE CONVERSATION RAN LIKE THIS...
ME...HELLO...
SH...HELLO...
ME....WHO IS THIS? (IN A LOW STRICT VOICE)
SH....THIS IS SH.....WHO IS THIS?
ME....FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF...(PAUSED)...JAMES BOND...
SH....(EXCITED) GURUJI?...

AND THEN WE SPOKE FOR 5 MINUTES...
AFTER A PERSON MAKES A CALL TO A NUMBER, SHOULD FIRST INTRODUCE HIMSELF AND THEN ASK 'MAY I KNOW WHO IS THIS?' THEN IF U FEEL LIKE U CAN SAY, UR NAME....JUST I ASKED WHO IS THIS?... AND THE PERSON REVEALS THE NAME...
BE CAREFUL....NEVER REVEAL YOUR NAME WHEN SUM ONE ASKS AS TO WHO U R, UNLESS YOU KNOW THE IDENTITY OF THE PERSON OR FROM THE TENOR U FEEL LIKE REVEALING YOURSELF... REVEALING EVEN WHILE NOT KNOWING IS A MATTER OF PERSONAL CHOICE...
NOW A DAYS SOME PEOPLE MISUSE BY GETTING TO KNOW THE INFO ABOUT THE PERSON......THESE DAYS KIDS ARE SO NAIVE THAT THEY GET DUPED IN THE PROCESS... SO BE ALERT WHILE ON PHONE...THATS WHY PHONE RINGS..TO MAKE U ALERT IN THE FIRST PLACE BEFORE ATTENDING THE CALL...LORDS GRACE..




SECRET OF JOY....
BE CONTENT WITH... 
WHERE YOU ARE...
WHAT YOU ARE...
AND
WHAT YOU HAVE....

SINCE U FEEL LIFE IS FULL OF CHOICE, ITS BETTER YOU TAKE HONEST DECISIONS...ANY HONEST DECISION, KEEPING TODAY'S CIRCUMSTANCES IN MIND TAKEN IS SURE TO BE A RIGHT DECISION WHEN YOU LOOK BACK IN FUTURE...ANY WRONG RESULT IN FUTURE CERTAINLY POINTS TO DISHONESTY IN DECISION OF THE PRESENT....

I ENJOY MY BUSINESS OF LAZINESS....

JOKE...
OUTSIDE A MATERNITY HOME WAS A BOARD WHICH READ....
'PLEASE UTILISE OUR SERVICES...WE CHARGE MUCH CHEAPER THAN SRISANTH FOR A DELIVERY'....

DONT EVER CHANGE YOURSELF TO IMPRESS SOME ONE, BECAUSE THEY SHOULD BE IMPRESSED THAT U DONT CHANGE TO PLEASE OTHERS....

WHILE A TRUE FRIEND UNDERSTANDS THE TEARS POURING WHEN OTHERS BELIEVE THE SMILE YOU ARE FAKING...

FREE YOUR MIND FROM NEGATIVE SELF-TALK...

FREE YOUR MIND FROM SELF-DOUBT....


FORGIVE EVERY ONE INCLUDING YOURSELF, FOR EVERYTHING....JOY WILL FLOW..

WHY AM I JOYOUS ALWAYS?
ITS SIMPLE....WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS..

LIFE IS NOT ABOUT WINNING OR LOSING, ITS ALL ABOUT LIVING...

WHY NOT YOU ALL TAKE SOME TIME EVERY DAY TO DO SOMETHING YOU ENJOY?

WHEN YOU DONT MISS TO CELEBRATE SUCCESS, ALSO TRY TO LEARN FROM FAILURES...

ALWAYS FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF...

I AM ALWAYS SLOW..WHAT A BOON IT IS.....THAT HELPS ME TO ENJOY ALL THE BEAUTY AROUND ME...

WHEN SITUATIONS R GOING TOUGH, ALWAYS FOLLOW YOUR HEART....LORD IS SITTING THERE TO SORT IT OUT......

BE FUN AND SPONTANEOUS...

I FEEL LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WASTE TIME ON HATING ANYONE OR HOLDING A GRUDGE IN REVENGE....

SOME WHERE START PRACTICING, IF NOT WITH EVERY ONE, WITH ATLEAST ONE PERSON....THE FLOW WILL SPREAD TO OTHERS TOO...SO WITH LORD'S GRACE START THE PRACTICE OF 'UNCONDITIONAL LOVE'.....

WHILE ENJOYING THE SIMPLE PLEASURES OF LIFE, BE AWARE NOT TO TAKE THINGS FOR GRANTED...

LIVE YOUR LIFE, NOT OTHERS LIFE....

GET IN TOUCH WITH SOME ONE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD FROM IN A WHILE...ITS A MATTER OF RECONNECTING..