Thursday, October 31, 2013

Master n Disciple

Golden words of HH Sri VV SRIDHAR GURUJI

A TRUE DISCIPLE IS ONE WHO LOOKS AT THE MASTER FOR META PHYSICAL UPGRADE AND NOT MATERIAL PHYSICS UPGRADE.......

SHE....MASTER, DEPRESSION IS ATTACKING ME PERIODICALLY...
ME...YOU ALSO ATTACK IT PERIODICALLY...................LOL

ANGELS AND DEMONS....SOME TIMES U R ANGELIC AND SOME TIMES U R DEMONIC...THE ONE WHO HAD THE VISION OF LIGHT SMILES AT YOU...THIS ENLIGHTENED ONE DOES NOTHING..HE DOESNT CONDITION U...HE ALLOWS U TO GO THRU ALL THAT EXPERIENCES OF BOTH ANGEL AND DEMON...HE DOESNT TAMPER WITH YOUR EXPERIENCE SINCE HE KNOWS THEY ARE IMPORTANT FOR U TO TRANSCEND THE LIMITATIONS OF ANGEL AND DEMON...HE KNOWS TOO WELL THAT HE TOO UNDERWENT ALL THAT BEFORE THE FINAL DELIVERANCE... HE IS AFFECTIONATELY CALLED BY U AS 'M A S T E R'.....

MASTER WILL NEVER FEED YOUR INTELLECT..... HE WANTS YOU TO BE WISE BUT NOT INTELLECTUAL.... INTELLECT WHEN FED LEADS TO INTELLECTUAL ARROGANCE AND EGO.... MASTER IS DEADLY AGAINST THIS.... SO EXHIBITION OF INTELLECT WILL BE DEALT WITH SEVERELY BY THE MASTER AND HE WILL MAKE THE DISCIPLE TO BEND ON HIS KNEES... SO DONT DEMONSTRATE UR EGO OR INTELLECT TO THE MASTER....

DONT LOOK AT A SATHGURU WITH YOUR DIRTY MIND.... IF YOU GO TO A MASTER WITH A DIRTY MIND, FOR SURE HE WILL REJECT YOU IN HIS OWN WAY.... HE WILL SCARE YOUR MIND....GO TO A MASTER WITH A GOLDEN AND OPEN HEART....FULL OF LOVE AND LONGING...MASTER PREFERS TO SIT IN YOUR GOLDEN HEART AND NOT IN YOUR DIRTY MIND.....

A MONK WAS A GREAT SCULPTOR....HE WAS USING CHISLE AND HAMMER TO CREATE A STATUE OF GOD.....THE DISCIPLE WAS WONDERING AT THE WAY THE MASTER WAS SCULPTING....FINALLY CAME A BEAUTIFUL IMAGE OF GOD....
DISCIPLE....OH MASTER, HOW WONDERFULLY YOU HAVE SCULPTED THE LORD.
MASTER....HAHAHAHA...I DIDNT SCULT...ALREADY THE STATUE WAS HIDING INSIDE THE ROCK...I JUST HAPPENED TO REMOVE THE UNWANTED PIECES....

ONE NEEDS A LOT OF COURAGE TO BE WITH A MASTER BECAUSE MASTER IS VERY COURAGEOUS...... HE / SHE IS NOT A COWARD.... MASTER'S WAYS ARE UNIQUE.... AND EVERY MASTER IS UNIQUE.... THEY CANNOT BE COMPARED... SOME TIMES THEIR WAYS ARE VERY REBELLIOUS... MASTER WAYS ARE ALWAYS MYSTERIOUS.... THEY DONT CONFORM TO THE SO CALLED LOGICAL THINKING.... TO MEND THE WAYS OF THE 'DISCIPLE' AND BRING HIM TO THE LORD'S FOLD, MASTER TAKES A VERY ARDUOUS JOURNEY... HIS MAIN AIM IS TO MAKE THE DISCIPLE REALISE THE SPIRIT OF HIS INNER BEING.... MASTER TAKES THE DISCIPLE CLOSER TO TRUTH SO THAT THE DISCIPLE CAN HAVE A GLIMPSE OF THE BEAUTIFUL COSMIC REALITY CALLED 'GOD'.... IT WILL BE FUTILE FOR ANY ONE TO PREDICT HIS ACTIONS...SO THE DISCIPLE MUST BE PREPARED TO 'EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED' FROM MASTER.... DISCIPLE MEANS 'DISCIPLINE'.... FROM THE WORD 'DISCIPLINE' COMES 'DISCIPLE'.... AFTER LIVING WITH THE MASTER FOR MANY MANY YEARS, THE DISCIPLE GETS ELEVATED TO A LEVEL CALLED 'DEVOTEE'.... THE 'DEVOTEE' HAS A BETTER VIEW OF THE MASTER THAN A 'DISCIPLE'... AT THIS STAGE IN FACT THERE IS NO VERBAL COMMUNICATION BETWEEN THE MASTER AND THE DEVOTEE... ITS ALL TELEPATHY... THATS THE STAGE WHERE THE 'DISCIPLE' REALLY LIVES WITH THE MASTER....ITS MORE A META PHYSICAL EXISTENCE.... NO MORE OF ANY PHYSICAL LONGING TO SEE THE MASTER EXISTS... THE DEVOTEE EXPERIENCES THE MASTER INSIDE....NOW THE DEVOTEE IS JUST BUBBLING WITH FAITH AND WONDER...ABSOLUTELY REASONING STOPS...... THIS IS THE STAGE WHERE THE 'DISCIPLE' TURNED 'DEVOTEE' EXPERIENCES GOD.....LORD DAKSHINAMURTHY......LORDS WILL...MERCY....AND GRACE....

LORD KRISHNA......I JUST BLOW MY CONCH.....THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO BLOW IT.... SO I BLEW THE CONCH....BUT ARJUNA, ONLY WHEN YOUR TIME COMES YOU WILL LISTEN TO IT....TILL SUCH TIME YOU WILL ONLY HEAR IT....
ARJUNA....I DONT UNDERSTAND MY LORD....
LORD KRISHNA.... THAT'S WHY I SAID TILL THAT TIME COMES YOU CAN ONLY HEAR BUT NOT LISTEN....

A DISCIPLE WENT TO HEAVEN....HE WAS TAKEN TO A ROOM......LOTS OF CLOCKS.....
DISCIPLE.....WHAT R THESE CLOCKS FOR?
ANGEL...EVERY HUMAN BEING BORN IN THE WORLD IS REPRESENTED BY A CLOCK.....IF ANY ONE TELLS A LIE, THE 'SECOND' HAND OF THE CLOCK WILL MOVE ONCE...AND SO ON AND SO FORTH...FROM THIS WE GET TO KNOW HOW TRUTHFUL THE PERSON HAS LIVED IN HIS LIFE....
DISCIPLE....MY GURU IS STILL ALIVE ON EARTH....CAN I SEE HIS CLOCK...HE USED TO TALK A LOT ON TRUTH ETC., I AM JUST CURIOUS TO KNOW...
ANGEL....SORRY ...YOUR GURU'S CLOCK IS NOT HERE....
DISCIPLE ....WHY?
ANGEL....GOD IS USING IT AS CEILING FAN IN HIS ROOM.................................LOL

HE....WHY IS IT GURUJI, SOME GURUS R BLESSED WITH A LOT OF WEALTH WHERE AS SOME LIVE ALWAYS IN PENURY.....
ME....I DUNNO.....MAY BE SOME ARE ALWAYS GOOD AT THEIR BUSINESS, WHERE AS OTHERS OR NOT.............................................LOL

I MAY BE YOUR MASTER, BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT YOU CAN IMPOSE ME ON OTHERS.....NEVER RECOMMEND ME TO ANY ONE... I DONT NEED RECOMMENDATIONS....YEAH I CAN UNDERSTAND....U R GETTING MARRIED.... U MAY HAVE TO LIVE TOGETHER PEACEFULLY........WHEN HE OR SHE DOESNT KNOW ME , ITS UNFAIR AND UNREASONABLE TO IMPOSE ME OR MY TEACHINGS ON THE UNKNOWN PERSON.... IN CASE YOU DO IT AND HE OR SHE OR THEIR RELATIVES DO SOMETHING INSULTING ME, IT MAY HURT YOU....NOW A DAYS I DONT ATTEND MARRIAGES MORE BECAUSE, ONE SET OF PEOPLE BEFORE EVERY ONE PROSTRATES ME AND THE OTHER SET KEEPS BLINKING AT ME...THIS CAUSES A LOT OF EMBARRASSMENT FOR THE PARTIES CONCERNED....YESTERDAY IN A BETROTHAL FUNCTION, THE GIRL'S PARTY KEPT MY PHOTO GRAPH AND THE BOY'S SIDE GOT IT REMOVED...PLEASE REMEMBER THE BOY'S SIDE DONT KNOW ME.... IT IS UNFAIR TO EXPOSE YOUR MASTER THAT WAY....I CAN UNDERSTAND THE BOY'S SIDE DILEMMA FOR THEY ARE PERFORMING THE BETROTHAL....IF YOU DOESNT KNOW HOW TO PLAY YOUR ROLE, EITHER LISTEN TO THE MASTER OR OBSERVE AND LEARN....WHEN I HEARD YESTERDAY'S INCIDENT , I BURST IN TO LAUGHTER........

TO GO BEYOND THE MIND YOU HAVE TO BE SILENT.... WHEN YOU ARE SILENT YOU LISTEN.... WHEN YOU LISTEN TO THE MASTER'S WORD, YOU WILL LISTEN WITH THE HEART.... YOU WILL BE MORE DIRECTED TOWARDS YOUR HEART....MIND WILL SLOWLY CEASE TO EXIST...FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE MASTER SILENTLY...ALL YOUR DOUBTS ARE FROM THE MIND.... WHEN THE MASTER GETS TO KNOW OF YOUR DOUBT, HE KNOWS IT IS FROM MIND AND HE MAY NOT REPLY YOU DIRECTLY...BUT AS U LISTEN TO HIM HE WILL SUBTLY CONVEY THE REPLY... SO GOING BEYOND MIND? MAKE YOUR HEART TO RULE YOUR MIND, IT WILL RESULT IN PEACE....

MEET THE MASTER...
MIX WITH THE MASTER...
MINGLE WITH THE MASTER...
MERGE WITH THE MASTER...





LONG BACK, I HAD GONE WITH A 'SO CALLED SISHYA' OF MINE TO MEET SOME ONE WHO WAS AN ATHEIST.....
ATHEIST...THERE IS NO GOD....HE IS A FIT OF IMAGINATION.... I HAVE BEEN A RATIONALIST AND FIGHTING AGAINST THE BELIEF OF GOD FOR THE PAST 25 YEARS.......
ME......VERY GOOD....I AM REALLY PLEASED...
AFTER COMING OUT MY SISHYA ASKED ME....WHAT GURUJI? HOW CAN U BE PLEASED WITH WHAT HE SAID?
ME....SEE ITS A MATTER OF FAITH....ITS A MATTER OF FAITH FOR BOTH OF US......LORD MADE ME THIS WAY AND LORD MADE HIM THAT WAY...I AM SO HAPPY THAT HE IS FIRM IN HIS FAITH THAT GOD IS NOT THERE....U KNOW THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND HIM?
SISHYA...WHAT DIFFERENCE?
ME....IN YOUR CASE THOUGH U KEEP CHANTING 'NARAYAN, NARAYAN', U DO IT WITHOUT FAITH.....HE IS CHANTING 'NO GOD, NO GOD' BUT WITH FAITH...HE IS THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN YOU....

WHEN YOU PROSTRATE AT THE FEET OF LORD OR THE MASTER, IT IS BELIEVED THAT THE LUGGAGE OF EGO HAS BEEN DROPPED AT THE FEET.....SO WHEN YOU GET UP YOU ARE AN EGOLESS PERSON.....HOPE YOUR PROSTRATIONS CARRY THIS MEANING?

WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH THE MASTER AND WHEN THE MASTER LOVES YOU SO MUCH, IT WILL BE VERY INTERESTING.....YOU MAY BOTH PULL LEG OF EACH OTHER AND PLAY JOKES.... IT MEANS THE LOVE HAS GONE SO DEEP AND OUT OF THE HUGE RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER, NO ACT IS CONSTRUED AS OTHERWISE, BOTH THE MASTER AND THE DISCIPLE HAVE ARRIVED, THE GURUKULAM HAS LIVED ITS PURPOSE.....UNFORTUNATELY THIS HAPPENS ONLY ONCE IN A MILLION CASES.... HOW NICE IT WOULD BE IF IT HAPPENS WITH ALL.......LORDS GRACE..

YOU ARE ALREADY A MASTER PIECE OF CREATION.....YOU ARE WONDERFUL AS YOU ARE.... THERE IS NOTHING TO BE IMPROVED OR WORKED UPON... YOU ARE ABSOLUTE IN YOUR OWN WAY.... IF SOME ONE WANTS YOU TO CHANGE, PROBABLY THEY ARE JEALOUS OF YOUR PRESENT POSITION.... JUST BE YOURSELF... JUST BE WHERE YOU ARE... KEEP OBSERVING...KEEP WITNESSING...SLOWLY YOU WILL REALISE HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE AS YOU ARE...

DISCIPLE....MASTER, SHALL I ATTACH THE MAIN FILE WITH THIS EMAIL AND SEND IT TO OUR BRANCH MONASTERY?
MASTER.....NO ATTACHMENTS PLEASE.............................LOL

IF YOU ARE TRULY A DISCIPLINED SOLDIER OF THE MASTER, FOLLOW THE WAY OF LIFE WHICH HE HAS SHOWN YOU....FOR VERILY THAT WOULD BE THE 'WHOLE SOME' PATH....OTHERWISE YOU ARE ONE MORE BURDENING YOURSELF WITH HYPOCRISY....

A MASTER HAD DRAWN A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING,,,,,MANY HAD TAKEN COPIES OF IT....ONE DAY ONE OF HIS DISCIPLES WAVED A COPY AT THE MASTER AND ASKED....'MASTER, WAS THIS PICTURE DRAWN BY YOU?'...
MASTER LAUGHED AND ASKED...'WHAT IS THE PICTURE WHICH YOU ARE HOLDING? IS IT THAT WOMAN?
DISCIPLE....'NOT JUST WOMAN...BUT A VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN'.....
MASTER....'IF BY LOOKING AT THE PAINTING, YOU FEEL SHE IS KISSING YOU, THEN THAT'S THE PICTURE DRAWN BY ME'......

ONCE YOU ARE IN LOVE, FEAR WILL DIMINISH TOTALLY... IF YOU STILL FEAR YOU HAVE CHECK WHETHER THE LOVE IS A PRESUMPTION...MASTERS AROUND THE WORLD ARE LOVED BY THE DISCIPLES AND DEVOTEES.....THE MASTERS ALSO LOVE THEM FROM THE HEART... IN THIS PROCESS OF LOVE A TREMENDOUS RESPECT ARISES IN THE HEART OF THE DISCIPLES AND DEVOTEES... THE MASTER TOO FEELS IN THE SAME WAY...THEN MASTERS PLAY AROUND AND JOKE AROUND WITH THEM... THE DISCIPLES TOO PULL THE LEG OF THE MASTER...THIS IS BECAUSE OF LOVE.....THOSE DAYS MAHARISHI RAJAR USED TO SAY THIS...TODAY I FIND MASTER SU YEN AND MYSELF BEING ENGAGED LIKE THAT... THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE LOVE.. LOVE...LOVE AND LOVE IS THE ONLY INGREDIENT THAT BINDS A MASTER WITH HIS DISCIPLES AND DEVOTEES....OFCOURSE THE MASTER WILL STOP YOU ONCE U TAKE THINGS FOR GRANTED AND THAT TOO BECAUSE OF HIS LOVE TOWARDS YOU ALL...LORDS GRACE..


THE WORD OF MASTER IS THE MEDICINE OF HEART....LORDS GRACE..

FIRST OF ALL MANY ARE NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT A GURUKULAM IS AND WHAT A DISCIPLE NEEDS TO DO.....CERTAINLY A MASTER IS NOT BOTHERED ABOUT MONEY ISSUES....MOST OF THE DISCIPLES PROBLEM IS MONEY....A MASTER'S JOB IS TO MAKE A HUMAN OUT OF MAN...UNFORTUNATELY A MASTER IS LOOKED UPON AS A PROBLEM SOLVER AND NOT FOR LIFE...VERY FUNNY INDEED...

IF YOU HAVE UNDERSTOOD THE MASTER, YOU HAVE UNDERSTOOD THE COSMOS....

TO RETAIN MASTER'S WORDS AND PRACTICE IT UNCONDITIONALLY, NEEDS A LOT COURAGE , CONVICTION AND TOTAL AWARENESS.....OTHERWISE ITS JUST HEARING AND IT IS UP TO EAR LEVEL....NOTHING GOES INSIDE...

FOR MANY YEARS HE TRAVELLED ROUND THE WORLD TO FIND A MASTER, WITHOUT REALISING HIS REA; MASTER WAS HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR.... WHEN HE REALISED THIS HIS EYES WERE FILLED WITH TEARS AND THE MASTER LAUGHED AT HIM...

DONT GO TO A MASTER WITH FULL OF MIND.....YOU WONT GET ANY ANSWERS....

MIND IS USEFUL IN UNDERSTANDING A DEVIL....
HEART IS USEFUL IN UNDERSTANDING THE MASTER....
BUT THE PARADOX IS PEOPLE USE MIND TO UNDERSTAND THE MASTER AND HEART IN UNDERSTANDING THE DEVIL....
THE RESULT IS THEY DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING AND WHAT LITTLE THEY DO IS ONLY MISUNDERSTANDING IN BOTH THE CASES...

SHE.....WITHOUT YOU ON FB , I WILL BE AN ORPHAN...
WE.....ORPHANS LEARN BETTER.... THEY CANNOT BE CONDITIONED....THEY GROW BETTER.... OUR MASTER IS THE FINAL DESTINATION FOR US... SO ONCE SU YEN SAYS 'QUIT', I WILL QUIT FROM FB... NO SECOND THOUGHTS...SO GROW AND OUT GROW,,,

THERE IS NOTHING TO PERFORM WITH A MASTER BY THE DISCIPLE.... THE DISCIPLE MUST BE HUMBLE WITH A LOT OF HUMILITY WITH THE MASTER... HE DOESNT EXPECT YOU TO PERFORM.... YOU HAVE TO BE JUST BE.... YOU HAVE TO BE JUST ALERT... YOU NEED NOT BECOME... YOU MUST BE IN THE MODE TO RECEIVE...AT WHAT TIME THE MASTER WILL DELIVER IS NOT KNOWN...SO ALERTNESS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR THE DISCIPLE TO RECEIVE.... THE TRANSMITTER IS POWERFUL.... THE RECEIVER HAS TO BE EQUALLY POWERFUL TO UNDERSTAND THE MASTER....THIS UNDERSTANDING FOR THE DISCIPLE SHOULD STEM FROM THE HEART AND NOT MIND...THE MASTER CAN BE UNDERSTOOD ONLY THRU THE HEART AND NOT MIND.....HEART DOESNT DOUBT...MIND ALWAYS IS SUSPICIOUS AND DOUBTFUL... WITH THE MASTER ITS A STRESS FREE LIFE BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING EXPECTED TO BE PERFORMED...ALERTNESS STEMMING FROM THE HEART IS THE KEY AND YOU WILL BE BLESSED WITH THE 'WAY' BY THE MASTER...

DONT LOOK AT A SATHGURU WITH YOUR DIRTY MIND.... IF YOU GO TO A MASTER WITH A DIRTY MIND, FOR SURE HE WILL REJECT YOU IN HIS OWN WAY.... HE WILL SCARE YOUR MIND....GO TO A MASTER WITH A GOLDEN AND OPEN HEART....FULL OF LOVE AND LONGING...MASTER PREFERS TO SIT IN YOUR GOLDEN HEART AND NOT IN YOUR DIRTY MIND.....

Divyopadesham

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji 

A COLLEGE GOING BOY AND GIRL IN LOVE CAME TO ME....
THEY...GURUJI, WE BOTH R IN LOVE.... ANY ADVISE?
ME.....HAHAHAHA....OK I WILL TELL YOU SOME THING... TRY TO FOLLOW....
I TOLD THE BOY.....U HV TO CONCENTRATE ON HER CHEMISTRY INSTEAD OF HER BIOLOGY....
I TOLD THE GIRL....U HV TO CONCENTRATE ON HIS CIVICS INSTEAD OF HIS ECONOMICS...

THE MORE YOU WANT SOMETHING, THE HARDER IT IS TO WAIT FOR.....

A BUSINESS MAN LOST HIS SHOP ON FIRE....
AFTER A FEW DAYS.... A BOARD WAS HANGING OUTSIDE THE SHOP....
'EVERYTHING BURNT.....BUT WITH LORD'S GRACE LUCKILY FAITH AND CONFIDENCE UNDAMAGED.....SHOP OPENS TOMORROW....WELCOME'.....

HE .....GURUJI , SHE HAS HURT ME...
ME...IT HURTS ONLY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT...LEARN TO IGNORE AND GROW ABOVE IT..

SCIENTIST......THERE IS NO GOD....
ME.....YES SIR ... I CAN UNDERSTAND THIS.... HE CANNOT BE INVENTED WITH YOUR INTELLECT.......

HE....GURUJI, CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A GOOD DAY TO SIGN 'PRE NUPTIAL AGREEMENT' WITH THE GIRL BEFORE MY MARRIAGE IN JAN 2014?
ME...WHAT IS THIS?
HE...GURUJI...ITS JUST AN AGREEMENT BEFORE MARRIAGE....IN CASE IT FAILS, THEN WHAT ARE THE THINGS WHICH SHE CAN HAVE AND I CAN HAVE... WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS? WHAT MONEY TO BE PAID? WHO WILL OWN THE HOUSE, CAR ETC.,? HOW MUCH MONEY NEEDS TO BE PAID ETC.,?
ME....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....WONDERFUL.... INGENUITY...... FIRST ITSELF WE START WITH THE CONDITION THAT MARRIAGE WILL NOT WORK.... CERTAINLY IT WONT WORK.... LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL.... I SEE MARRIAGE IS CONDITIONAL.... OH HOW GREAT... MARRIAGE IS A CONTRACT...WONDERFUL...ITS A BUSINESS DEAL...EXCELLENT... I AM REALLY PROUD OF YOU... CALL ME AFTER TWO DAYS... I WILL SEE A GOOD DATE FROM ALMANAC...NOT FROM MARRIAGE POINT OF VIEW...BUT FROM DIVORCE POINT OF VIEW AND INFORM....
THIS IS REALLY STUPID.......................................LOL

FIRST LEARN TO WITNESS YOUR OWN ACTIONS....WITNESS THE MOVEMENT OF YOUR BREATH.... ONCE YOU START WITNESSING, IT WILL START SLOWING DOWN THAT WHICH IS BEING WITNESSED.....MANY OF YOUR PROBLEMS ARE YOU DONT WITNESS AND YOU ARE ALWAYS IN A HURRY... YOU NEED NOT RUN TO SOME ONE FOR REMEDYING YOUR PROBLEM....JUST WITNESS THE PROBLEM....JUST WITNESS WITHOUT ANY PRE CONCEIVED NOTIONS AND DISPASSIONATELY.... THE SOLUTION WILL AUTOMATICALLY DAWN... THIS WAY IS THE BEST, INSTEAD OF RUNNING TO SOME ONE TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM... ALREADY THAT SOME BODY IS STRUGGLING WITH HIS OWN PROBLEMS, WHERE IS HE GOING TO SOLVE YOURS? SO LEARN THE ART OF WITNESSING ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING WHETHER YOU HAVE A PROBLEM OR NOT.... THE BASIS OF MEDITATION IS THE ART OF WITNESSING... A PERSON WHO CANNOT WITNESS CANNOT MEDITATE...JUST HE MAY BE DUPING AND PRETENDING TO MEDITATE.....WITNESS YOUR WAY TO REJOICE IN LIFE...

THE VISION OF THE HEART TRANSCENDS ALL BARRIERS OF SPACE AND TIME....

WHEN YOU SLANDER SOME ONE DURING AN UNCONSCIOUS PERIOD IN YOUR LIFE, CERTAINLY YOU WILL REGRET IT WHEN CONSCIOUS DAWNS ON YOU....NO BIG DEAL.... NOTHING LOST.... U R A CHANGED MAN ATLEAST FOR THE TIME BEING TILL UNCONSCIOUS ONCE AGAIN CATCHES UP ON YOU...

REPENTANCE WASHES AWAY THE SIN WHICH YOU COMMITTED....(FOR THOSE WHO THINK THEY ARE THE DOERS).....

SINCE MANY OF YOU FEEL YOU ARE THE DOER... A PIECE OF ADVISE.....
AVOIDANCE OF SIN IS LIGHTER THAN THE PAIN OF REMORSE....

WHEN UNCONSCIOUS, YOU ALWAYS FEEL U R THE DOER..... WHEN YOU BECOME CONSCIOUS, YOU LAUGH AT YOUR STUPIDITY AND MOVE ON....



SHE....GURUJI ONCE I GO TO MY NATIVE I FEEL ITS HEAVEN....
ME...CONVEY MY LOVE TO MENAKA, OORVASI AND RAMBHA................LOL

OVER POWER GREED AND SUSPICION BY PATIENCE AND FAITH...

HE....HOW TO BE THE BEST?
ME.....HAHAHA......TO BE THE BEST...YOU MUST BE YOU.....YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO BECOME SOME ONE ELSE....YOU NEED NOT TRY TO BECOME A WARREN BUFFET OR BILL GATES.... EVERY ONE IS UNIQUELY ABLED TO BE THE BEST....JUST BE YOURSELF....THEN U WILL BE THE BEST...

HE....GURUJI HE HAS COMMITTED LOTS OF MISTAKES....
ME...DONT BE STUPID....THIS IS VERY NORMAL.....LIFE DIDNT COME WITH A MANUAL OF INSTRUCTIONS...

DEATH IS NEVER FEARED BY ONE WHO HAS LIVED WISELY...

LATHA RAO....THOUGH WE ADMIRE YOUR MEMORY, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET EVEN ONE PER CENT OF IT IN THIS JANMA OR OTHER GURUJI....WHAT TO DO?
ME....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......SRILATHA...PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO ARE VERY TRUTHFUL DONT NEED MEMORY AT ALL......YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH FROM YOUR HEART......WHEREAS I AM JUST A BUNDLE OF LIES.....I NEED TO REMEMBER THE LIES VERY WELL, OTHERWISE I MAY BE CAUGHT....SO MANIPULATORS LIKE ME NEED A STRONG MEMORY AND LORD BLESSED IT FOR MY WORK IN THIS LIFE......................................LOL

HE....I DONT TRUST MY PARENTS...
I DONT TRUST MY WIFE...
I DONT TRUST MY KIDS...
I DONT TRUST MY FRIENDS...
IN SHORT I DONT TRUST ANY ONE....
ME....HAHAHAHAHA....WONDERFUL....A PERSON WHO TRUSTS NONE CANT BE TRUSTED....

JUST LIVE THE MOMENT AND DONT LET THE DRAMA BRING YOU DOWN...

ITS INTERESTING TO FIND THERE IS A 'LIE' IN BELIEF.....
ITS INTERESTING TO FIND THERE IS A 'OVER' IN LOVER...
ITS INTERESTING TO FIND THERE IS AN 'END' IN FRIEND...
ITS INTERESTING TO FIND THERE IS AN 'IF' IN LIFE....

HE....GURUJI, MY DREAM IS TO BUILD A 'BALAJI' TEMPLE....
ME....HAHAHA...THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN...
HE.....WHY GURUJI?
ME...U ONLY SAID...'ITS YOUR DREAM'.....WHEN ITS A DREAM HOW IT CAN TRANSLATE IN TO REALITY.....U HAVE BEEN SAYING ABOUT THIS DREAM FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS...I HAVE NOT EVEN SEEN A BRICK MOVING FROM YOU...SO ITS ALWAYS A DREAM....HENCE WILL NEVER HAPPEN....
SOMETIMES I HAVE TO INSTIGATE PEOPLE TO WORK FOR THEIR DREAMS.....LOL

NAAG....WHAT IS THE MEANING OF 'APARAJITHA MAHA MANTRAM'?
ME..... I DUNNO.......
THIS IS FACEBOOK AND ITS AN INFORMAL MEDIA TO INTERACT WITH FRIENDS......ITS NOT A FORMAL GURUKULAM WHERE YOU LEARN MEANINGS AND TECHNICALITIES OF A SUBJECT.... WE CANT BY PASS THIS RULE.... SOME TIMES ON OUR OWN VOLITION WE COME FORWARD TO DECLARE CERTAIN THINGS.... EDUCATION IS NOT IMPARTED THIS WAY...I AM NOT A 'CONTACT-A-GURU-FOR-DOUBTS-THRU-FB'..........NO SUCH SERVICES OFFERED......... ..........................LOL

HE....GURUJI, I AM NOT HAPPY....
ME....YEAH I KNOW THAT.....HOW CAN YOU BE HAPPY WHEN YOU TRY TO PLEASE EVERY BODY..... UR HAPPINESS IS DEPENDING ON THE REACTION OF OTHERS....NOW STOP THIS NONSENSE...DONT TRY TO PLEASE EVERY ONE...ITS IMPOSSIBLE....EVEN GOD DOESNT DO THAT....HE DOESNT KEEP EVERY ONE HAPPY...SO DELINK UR HAPPINESS FROM THE REACTIONS OF OTHERS TO BE REALLY HAPPY...

HE....GURUJI , WHICH IS IMMORTAL?
ME....HAHAHAHA.........CHANGE IS IMMORTAL....
HE....GOD?
ME....HAHAHAHA....GOD IS THE CHANGE....HE CHANGES.... HE KEEPS CHANGING.....HE IS ALSO THE CAUSE FOR THIS DYNAMIC CHANGE...

LIVE WITH A DEEP SENSE OF COMMITMENT TOWARDS YOURSELF AND YOUR LIFE TO BEGIN WITH.....FIRST EVERYTHING STARTS WITH SELF...AS IT GROWS OUT OF IT, ALL ACTIONS WILL BECOME SELF LESS....WITHOUT SELF THERE IS NOTHING CALLED SELF LESS...I HAVE SEEN SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE SHOUTING 'SELF LESS'....THESE ARE JUST GIMMICKS.....FIRST START WITH SELF AND MOVE TO SELF LESS.... IF YOU ARE A MAN OF AWARENESS YOU WILL KNOW THE POINT WHERE IT TRANSGRESSES FROM SELF TO SELF LESS...

SOME TIMES YOU MAY NOT LIKE SOME THING THATS HAPPENING.....BUT THE FAITH SHOULD BE IN REALISING THAT THE GOD IS TRYING TO BRING A GREAT DEAL OF GOOD THROUGH THAT....

HE....GURUJI, MR.'X' DIED...LOTS OF TENSIONS AND MASSIVE HEART ATTACK...COLLAPSED....
ME.....I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS LOGIC...WHEN TENSION CONCERNS MIND, HE SHOULD HAVE DIED OF MADNESS...BUT HOW COME HEART ATTACK?

HE...GURUJI, MY LOVER HAS CHEATED ME AND MARRIED SOME ONE ELSE...
ME...THIS IS NORMAL...ALL THIS IS BOUND TO HAPPEN...EVEN FOR GOD, WHO MADE THIS WORLD, NOT ALL OBJECTS OF CREATION HE HAS MADE, LOVES HIM.....

HE...GURUJI, I WANT TO MARRY A BEAUTIFUL GIRL....
ME.....HAHAHAHA.....WANT TO PURCHASE A HOUSE JUST FOR THE COLOURFUL PAINTS?........................LOL

DONT LET YOUR FEELINGS BE HURT AND EXPECT SOME ONE ELSE TO HEAL IT....THE WISEST WAY IS TO IGNORE WITHOUT BEING HURT.....BY FEELING HURT YOU ARE REWARDING THE PERSON WHO HURT YOU BY TREATING HIM THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN YOUR LIFE AT THAT MOMENT...

ANY WORK, IF THATS YOUR PASSION, THEN PERFORMANCE NEED NOT BE WORRIED......IN CASE YOU ARE WORRYING AND STRESSED ABOUT YOUR PERFORMANCE, IT SHOWS YTOU HAVE NOT MADE THE WORK YOUR PASSION....

ME.....WHEN I TOUCH, YOU GET A FEEL ITS 'DESIRE'....
WHEN I DONT TOUCH, STILL U FEEL ITS 'LOVE'....
HE......GURUJI WHEN U TOUCH AND I DONT FEEL?
ME....HAHAHA...ITS 'PARALYSIS'...FINAL STAGE.....................LOL

HE...GURUJI, I KEEP DREAMING BIG, BUT IN REALITY ITS VERY SMALL.../
ME...YEAH I KNOW THAT....U WERE DREAMING OF CHOWMOHALLA PALACE AND FINALLY ENDED TAKING A SINGLE BED ROOM FLAT.............LOL

JAGADA, SRIDHAR NOT SRDIHAR....

THIS IS A VERY STRANGE WORLD WHERE ONLY RESULTS ARE REWARDED WHERE AS EFFORTS ARE NOT REWARDED...

HE....GURUJI, WHAT IS DESTINY?
ME....PRE-WRITTEN...
HE....WHERE DOES PRAYER COME IN THIS?
ME....HAHAHAHA...PRAYER IS TO REQUEST GOD TO CHANGE IT FROM 'PRE-WRITTEN TO RE-WRITTEN'.....


Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Amruta Bodha 10

Golden Words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

HE....GURUJI, CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A GOOD DAY TO SIGN 'PRE NUPTIAL AGREEMENT' WITH THE GIRL BEFORE MY MARRIAGE IN JAN 2014?
ME...WHAT IS THIS?
HE...GURUJI...ITS JUST AN AGREEMENT BEFORE MARRIAGE....IN CASE IT FAILS, THEN WHAT ARE THE THINGS WHICH SHE CAN HAVE AND I CAN HAVE... WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS? WHAT MONEY TO BE PAID? WHO WILL OWN THE HOUSE, CAR ETC.,? HOW MUCH MONEY NEEDS TO BE PAID ETC.,?
ME....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....WONDERFUL.... INGENUITY...... FIRST ITSELF WE START WITH THE CONDITION THAT MARRIAGE WILL NOT WORK.... CERTAINLY IT WONT WORK.... LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL.... I SEE MARRIAGE IS CONDITIONAL.... OH HOW GREAT... MARRIAGE IS A CONTRACT...WONDERFUL...ITS A BUSINESS DEAL...EXCELLENT... I AM REALLY PROUD OF YOU... CALL ME AFTER TWO DAYS... I WILL SEE A GOOD DATE FROM ALMANAC...NOT FROM MARRIAGE POINT OF VIEW...BUT FROM DIVORCE POINT OF VIW AND INFORM....
THIS IS REALLY STUPID.......................................LOL

IN RELATIONSHIPS....WHEN LOVE DIES, FORMALITIES ARE BORN....

SANTA.....THOUGHT I WOULD DROP IN AND SEE YOU AND TAKE THE UMBRELLA WHICH YOU BORROWED FROM ME LAST WEEK...
BANTA...I'M SORRY, I LENT IT TO A FRIEND OF MINE...DO YOU WANT IT URGENTLY?
SANTA...WELL...NOT FOR MYSELF...BUT THE FELLOW I BORROWED IT FROM SAYS THAT THE OWNER WANTS IT........................LOL

HE....GURUJI SHE DOESNT LOVE ME BUT HATES ME....
ME...THAT TOO IS GOOD.... SHE IS WITH YOU ALWAYS...
HE ....HOW?
ME...IF SHE LOVES , YOU ARE IN HER HEART....IF SHE HATES YOU ARE IN HER MIND....

ALWAYS REGARD YOURSELF IN THE PRESENCE OF GOD....FOR THAT TO HAPPEN 'FAITH' BECOMES THE BAROMETER FOR DEVOTION...

MEMORISING AND CHANTING VEDIC SCRIPTURE IS DIFFERENT FROM PRACTISING IT IN DAY TO DAY LIFE.....

RICHES WITHOUT FAITH ARE THE GREATEST POVERTY....

NOTHING IS EVER WRONG...WE LEARN AT EVERY POINT OF TIME WITH EVERY STEP WE MAKE...WHATEVER YOU DID TODAY IS THE WAY IT HAS TO BE....JUST PUT YOUR HEAD HIGH UP NOT OUT OF EGO BUT OUT OF PROFOUNDNESS OF HAVING LEARNT SOMETHING AND MOVE ON.....DONT STAGNATE...

PASSION SHOULD BE THE DRIVING FORCE IN WORK, SO THAT YOU DONT LAMENT OF PUTTING IN HARD WORK...THE QUESTION OF 'HARD WORK' COMES ONLY WHEN THE PASSION FOR WORK IS ABSENT...SO BE PASSIONATE TOWARDS WHAT YOU DO....U WONT FEEL ANY BURDEN AT AL..

HE...GURUJI I LOST A LOT OF MONEY IN HORSE RACE....
ME...DONT WORRY...U HAVE NOW GAINED WISDOM...THATS THE BEAUTY IN INVESTING ON HAYAGRIVA (HORSE).....................LOL

ITS AMUSING TO FIND 'FAULTS BEING THIN, WHEN RELATIONSHIP IS THICK AND FAULTS ARE THICK WHEN RELATIONSHIP IS THIN'.....

ONCE YOU STOP REASONING....REALISATION BEGINS..

SHE...GURUJI, HOW ARE YOU?
ME...HAHAHA...AS USUAL IRRESPONSIBLE...
SHE...U IRRESPONSIBLE? CANT UNDERSTAND INNER SIGNIFICANCE...
ME....BECAUSE I AM NOT THE DOER...ONLY THE DOER IS RESPONSIBLE...SINCE MANY FEEL THEY ARE THE DOERS , THEY FEEL RESPONSIBLE...IN MY CASE ITS OPPOSITE...

                     


HE.....GURUJI, HE IS A GREAT SAINT...SO MUCH CROWD...
ME...MAY BE HE IS A GREAT SAINT........ ALL CIRCUS ATTRACTS THE CROWD .................................LOL

LIVE WITH NO REGRETS...
LOVE WITH NO REASON....
REMEMBER EVERYTHING HAPPENS AS PER HIS WILL AND CHOICE....
HE DOESNT WANT TO YOU TO SHOULDER ANY RESPONSIBILITY, SO HE KEPT THE POWER OF WILL AND CHOICE WITH HIM...
HENCE NOTHING TO WORRY OR REGRET...
TOTALITY IN FAITH TOWARDS THE LORD KEEPS YOU GOING SMOOTHLY WITHOUT STRESS...

SOME PEOPLE ARE KNOWN TO RAISE HELL, CREATE CHAOS, AND THROW IN A WHOLE MESS OF MAYHEM.....THIS MAY BE A REGULAR FEATURE TOO....NOW YOU ARE BETTER INFORMED....JUST IGNORE WHO EVER IT IS AND MOVE ON....

NOW A DAYS BOYS ARE LIKE BLUE TOOTH CONNECTION.....IF THEY ARE AROUND YOU, THEY STAY CONNECTED.....ONCE YOU ARE AWAY FROM THEM THEY SEARCH FOR NEW DEVICES.........................LOL

HE....GURUJI, TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY AND YOU HAVENT WISHED ME...
ME....WHAT DID U ADDRESS ME AS?
HE...GURUJI...
ME...IF YOU HAVE REALLY SPELT THAT WORD FROM YOUR HEART, YOU WOULD HAVE COME TO ME AND WOULD HAVE INFORMED OF YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SOUGHT BLESSINGS... I DONT CLAIM THAT I AM A GURU.....SINCE U HAVE ADDRESSED ME AS A GURU, U SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE BASIC ETIQUETTES TO BE FOLLOWED IN A GURU PARAMPARA BETWEEN A SISHYA AND A GURU...ANY HOW SINCE I HAVE BEEN NOW INFORMED THAT ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY, HAVE JOYOUS DAY AND THE YEAR THERE OF WITH YOUR NEAR AND DEAR.........LORDS GRACE ...ENJOY

IF YOU CONSIDER SOME ONE AS YOUR 'MENTOR' OR 'GURU', THERE IS NOTHING WRONG IN BEING PROXIMATE TO THE GURU, BUT YOU CANT TAKE HIM FOR GRANTED....

HE......GURUJI, I FOUGHT WITH MY BROTHER 10 YEARS BACK AND NOT IN TALKING TERMS....
ME......VERY UNFAIR......IN A TEMPORARY LIFE YOU CANT AFFORD TO HAVE PERMANENT FEELINGS.... I DONT APPROVE YOUR ACTION....GO AND NORMALISE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM...
I WAS GLAD WITH THE GRACE OF LORD BOTH HAVE NORMALISED THEIR RELATION SHIP....

IF IT IS THAT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO YOU, YOU WILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY...
IF IT IS NOT THAT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO YOU, YOU WILL FIND AN EXCUSE..

A MAN WAS WALKING ON THE ROAD.....HE HEARD A VOICE....
' STOP...DONT PROCEED'....HE STOPPED....A BIG STONE JUST FELL BEFORE HIM.....
HE STARTED TO WALK....ONCE AGAIN THE SAME VOICE...'STOP...DONT PROCEED'....HE STOPPED...JUST BEFORE HIM A TREE FELL...
MAN....WHO R U?
VOICE...I AM YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL...
MAN....WHERE HAD YOU GONE ,SIX YEARS BACK ,WHEN I GOT MARRIED?... ..............................LOL

HE...GURUJI, MR 'X' SPREADS CANARDS ABOUT ME THROUGH HIS OPINIONS ON ME...
ME....OTHERS OPINIONS NEVER DEFINE WHO WE ARE...BECAUSE WE ALREADY KNOW WHO WE ARE....WHY SHOULD THAT BOTHER YOU SO MUCH... IT JUST DEFINES HIM AS TO WHAT CALIBRE HE IS...

THERE'S ALWAYS SOME ONE OUT THERE WHO MAKES YOUR DAY BETTER...

JEALOUSY IS UGLY....

MOVE ON....DONT KEEP BROODING.....

THE LONGEST ROAD MAY NOT BE TOO LONG IF YOU HAVE THE RIGHT COMPANY....

HE....GURUJI, CAN YOU COURIER ME YAGNAM PAMPHLETS?
ME...PLEASE CONTACT THE TRUST....
HE...GURUJI, I WILL BE BLESSED IF YOU CAN SEND ME....
ME....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I DONT WANT TO BLESS U ON THIS...CONTACT TRUST.... I AM NOT A CONVENIENCE STORE TO KEEP SUPPLING WHAT YOU WANT AT YOUR DOOR STEP.......................LOL

HE WAS A SCIENTIST....A DOCTORATE....WELL QUALIFIED....
HE HAD AN EXCELLENT FAMILY AND KIDS....
HE WAS EARNING A SIX FIGURE SALARY EVERY MONTH.....
SUDDENLY SOME HEALTH ISSUE....
HE ASKED....GURUJI WHY GOD DOES THIS TO ME?
ME....OUR PRAYERS...U WILL BE SOON ALRIGHT...
WHEN U GOT DOCTORATE...U DIDNT ASK GOD WHY ME?
WHEN U GOT A GOOD WIFE AND NICE KIDS...U DIDNT ASK GOD WHY ME?
WHEN OTHERS R JOBLESS AND U EARN IN LAKHS...U DIDNT ASK GOD WHY ME?
NOW I FEEL U R TOO GREEDY WHEN U ASK GOD WHY ME?

WHEN YOU ARE IN RELATIONSHIP, ENJOY THE SIMILARITIES AND RESPECT THE DIFFERENCES......SURE THIS WILL SURVIVE....

ACTIONS WHICH STEM FROM LOVE, HONESTY AND KINDNESS, WHETHER IT WAS OF ANY USE TO YOU OR NOT , WILL CERTAINLY ADD SOME VALUE TO YOUR SOUL......

MOUNY...HOW WILL THERE BE PEACE WHEN UNCOMFORTABLE?
ME...STILL A LONG WAY TO GO MOUNY TO UNDERSTAND THIS...............LOL

LIFE AND PEACE BEGINS WHERE YOUR COMFORT ZONE ENDS....



Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Amruta Bodha 9

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji


LIFE CANNOT BE INSURED.....ONLY DEATH CAN BE INSURED AND OF COURSE ENSURED TOO.....

HUSBAND.....I TOLD MY WIFE THAT HUSBAND IS LIKE A FINE WINE....HE GETS BETTER WITH AGE....MY WIFE LOCKED ME IN THE CELLAR..................LOL

HE...DOCTOR, I BROKE MY LEG IN TWO PLACES....
DOCTOR....AVOID GOING TO THOSE TWO PLACES.........................LOL

HE.....WHICH IS THE BEST MONTH TO MARRY?
ME....OCTEMBRUARY...
HE...THERE IS NO MONTH LIKE THAT....
ME....EXACTLY...........................................LOL

HE.......TO ME LIFE IS A SERIOUS SUBJECT...
ME....NEVER TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY DEAR....NO BODY GETS OUT ALIVE ANY WAY...

HE......LOVE IS BLIND....
ME.....IF LOVE IS BLIND, WHY IS LINGERIE POPULAR?.................LOL

YES...I AGREE...A LOT OF REASONING IS REQUIRED IN MATERIAL PHYSICS.... REASONING DOESNT WORK IN META PHYSICS.......ITS JUST 'WONDER' AND 'UNSHAKABLE FAITH'.......MATERIAL PHYSICS IS THROUGH ENQUIRY.... META PHYSICAL PHYSICS TAKES YOU THROUGH A PROCESS CALLED 'INQUIRY'.... UPON INQUIRY U ARE AGHAST WITH THE WONDER AND AWE AT THE COSMIC REALITY CALLED 'UNIVERSAL CONSCIOUSNESS' OR THE 'PARAMA'... FROM THIS ONLY EMANATED THE 'INDIVIDUAL CONSCIOUSNESS' OR THE 'JEEVA'....THROUGH THE PROCESS OF 'INQUIRY' REACHING THE STAGE OF 'WONDER' ONWARD TO COSMIC REALITY.... NOW THE 'JEEVA' IS READY TO MERGE WITH 'PARAMA' AND ITS THE COSMIC UNION OF LOVE AND DANCE....SATCHITHANANDAM................LORDS WILL...MERCY AND GRACE...

HEARING IS ONE LEVEL...
LISTENING IS NEXT LEVEL....
UNDERSTANDING IS THE THIRD LEVEL...
ATTENDING IS FINAL LEVEL....
MANY OF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO IMPLEMENT WHAT I AM SAYING, SINCE YOU ARE STILL AT HEARING LEVEL.... A TIME WILL COME....WHEN YOU WOULD HAVE CONSIDERABLY EXPERIENCED....THEN DAWNS THE NEXT LEVELS STEP BY STEP....
SO WHY TO BE GREEDY TO REACH THE TOP SINCE NO SHORT CUTS ARE AVAILABLE.... PATIENTLY WAIT....PONDER WITH UR HEART....KEEP THE MIND UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE HEART...SOON YOU WILL EXPERIENCE BLISS....LORD'S WILL....MERCY....AND GRACE.....

WHEN YOU START ADMIRING SOME ONE, SOME TIMES YOU TRY TO IMITATE HIM....
THE KING'S HORSE WAS BEING TRAINED BY THE TRAINER.... AFTER A FEW DAYS THE KING SAW THE HORSE LIMPING.... 
KING....WHY IS MY HORSE LIMPING...IS HE HURT?...CALL THE PHYSICIAN....
PHYSICIAN AFTER CHECKING THE HORSE....'OH MY LORD....THERE IS NO INJURY....THE HORSE IS ABSOLUTELY FINE IN ITS HEALTH'....
KING TO MINISTER....THEN WHY THE HORSE IS LIMPING?
MINISTER....I WILL FIND OUT AND INFORM YOU SHORTLY....
NEXT DAY THE MINISTER MET THE TRAINER AND HE FOUND THE TRAINER WAS LIMPING....
MINISTER SAID TO THE KING...THE TRAINER IS LIMPING....HENCE THE HORSE IS IMITATING HIM....
KING... CALL THE PALACE PHYSICIAN AND TREAT THE TRAINER...ONCE HE IS CURED LET HIM TRAIN THE HORSE....
THE DOCTOR CURED THE TRAINER..THE TRAINER COMMENCED TRAINING TO THE HORSE......THE HORSE NEVER LIMPED AGAIN....

THERE IS ALWAYS A CLOSE CONNECTION BETWEEN THE HORSE AND THE JOCKEY..... I CALL IT LOVE.....

HE....GURUJI, HE IS VERY RUDE...
ME....PROBABLY HE WAS NOT TAUGHT TO POLITELY PRETEND TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE HE CANT STAND....HOW ABOUT YOU?



WHEN YOU DONT THANK GOD FOR AFTER EVERY SMILE, ITS UNFAIR TO BLAME HIM FOR YOUR EVERY TEAR.....

BANTA....R U A BACHELOR?
SANTA....NO I AM SINGLE.............................................LOL

THE BEST PART OF BETRAYAL IS THAT IT NEVER COMES FROM YOUR ENEMIES....ITS ONLY A PERSON WHO IS CLOSE TO YOU, BETRAYS YOU....

HE.....GURUJI, I AM A DOCTORATE IN COMPUTER SCIENCE....I HAVE DONE POST DOCTORAL RESEARCH IN ROBOTICS....I AM A CONSULTANT FOR MANY FIRMS.....
ME....YEAH U R VERY INTELLECTUAL.....BUT INTELLECT IS LIKE AN UNDERWEAR....U SHOULD HAVE IT BUT NOT NECESSARY TO SHOW IT OFF..........................LOL

AT HOME PHONE RINGS.....I PICK UP THE PHONE....
CALLER...HELLO....CAN I TALK TO GURUJI?
ME...SRIDHAR HERE...
CALLER...GURUJI PLEASE...
ME....SRIDHAR HERE...
CALLER...GURUJI PLEASE....
ME...SRIDHAR HERE...
I JUST KEEP DOWN THE PHONE...
I CANT SAY, GURUJI HERE.... I AM JUST SRIDHAR...THATS WHAT MY PARENTS NAMED AND CALLED ME RIGHT FROM MY SIBLING DAYS.....IF YOU ARE CALLING ME 'GURUJI', ITS YOUR PROBLEM NOT MINE....................LOL

HE.....LIFE IS VERY CHALLENGING FOR ME....
ME.....I HAVE NO PROBLEMS.....I DONT CHALLENGE LIFE FOR I KNOW ITS POWERFUL...

WHEN YOU VALUE A RELATIONSHIP MORE THAN YOUR EGO, YOU WILL CERTAINLY COMPROMISE....

SHE.....GURUJI, LORD HANUMAN USED TO COME IN MY DREAMS....NOW A DAYS JESUS IS COMING....
ME....MAY BE DEAR HANUMAN'S JOB IS OVER AND NOW ITS JESUS TURN..................LOL

OH GREAT....UR INNER VIRTUES MAKES YOU A LOVEABLE PERSON....

WHEN NO ONE STANDS BY YOU TO HELP, IT MEANS YOU CAN HANDLE THE ISSUE ALONE WITH LORD'S GRACE...

WHAT A PARADOX....
EVERY ONE WILL BE GOOD TO U AS LONG AS U DONT EXPECT FROM THEM....FURTHER U SHOULD ALSO FULFIL THEIR EXPECTATIONS.....

HE.....THERE WAS NO MISTAKE ON MY SIDE GURUJI.......THE CAR'S TYRES WENT OVER MY FEET...HE JUST WENT AWAY...I HAVE HIS ADDRESS NOW....I FEEL LIKE GOING AND HITTING HIM....WHAT SHOULD I DO?
ME...JUST DROP IT..... A MISTAKE CANNOT BE CORRECTED BY ANOTHER MISTAKE...

NEVER TELL WHAT GOES ON IN OFFICE AT HOME AND NEVER TAKE HOME TO OFFICE...WITH FRIENDS IN OFFICE NEVER DISCUSS ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE....IF YOU ARE A BUSINESS MAN, NEVER TELL ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS TO YOUR WIFE OR VICE VERSA.... JUST TAKE CARE OF YOUR WIFE'S NEEDS....DONT EVER BUDGE TO HER WANTS...YOU WILL BE IN TROUBLE.... SIMILARLY THE WIFE IS SUPPOSED TO CATER TO THE NEEDS OF HER HUSBAND BUT NOT THE WANTS...ONCE A HUSBAND OR WIFE START WORKING FOR EACH OTHERS WANTS, LIFE WILL BE HELL FOR BOTH OF YOU...WANT IS GREED... GREED KEEPS GROWING... SO ONE NEEDS TO BE ALERT TO FIND WHEN DESIRES TRANSGRESSES TO BECOME A GREED....A NEED TRANSGRESSING TO A POINT OF WANT.... OTHERWISE U MUST BE PREPARED TO ENJOY THE HELL ON EARTH THROUGH OUT YOUR LIFE.... BUT THESE DECISIONS CANNOT BE TAKEN BY COWARDS...ONE NEEDS TREMENDOUS COURAGE TO PUT DOWN THEIR FOOT AND SAY ' ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE'.......LORDS GRACE AND MERCY...

CONVERSATIONS WITH GOD....
GOD.....BEFORE YOU SLEEP EVERY DAY, FORGIVE THOSE WHO MIGHT HAVE HARMED YOU FOR THE DAY.....IF U DO SO, I WILL FORGIVE YOU BEFORE DEATH OF ALL YOUR WRONG DOINGS....

HE...GURUJI, SEE THIS PHOTO AND TELL ME WHETHER THIS GIRL IS SUITABLE FOR ME TO MARRY.....YOU KNOW THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF MY FAMILY AS ON DATE...
ME....HAHAHAHA...NOW A DAYS GIRLS R LIKE TEA BAGS.....I CANT TELL YOU HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER....

SANTOSH....GURUJI, GIRLS R TOO DYNAMIC..UNDERSTANDING THEIR BEHAVIOUR IS THE BIGGEST TASK FOR ME....
HAHAHA.....NEVER ATTEMPT TO UNDERSTAND THE MODERN GIRL IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP................U CALL HER DYNAMIC...MAY BE SOME OF THEM ARE DYNAMITES................LOL

LADY....GURUJI, MY HUSBAND IGNORES MY WORDS MANY TIMES, THOUGH I VALUE HIM MORE THAN MY OWN SELF....

ME....WHEN YOU VALUE HIM MORE THAN YOURSELF, WHY DO YOU TELL HIM THINGS THAT HE IS FORCED TO IGNORE.... ATLEAST BETWEEN YOU AND HIM THERE NEED NOT BE ANY EGO CLASHES...

TEACHER....I ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE AND TEACH IT TO OTHERS....
ME......NEITHER IM INTERESTED IN ANY KNOWLEDGE NOR TEACHING....
TEACHER....WHY?
ME......THATS YOUR JOB AND MY WORK IS DIFFERENT....
TEACHER...WHATS YOUR WORK?
ME.....HAHAHAHAHA....MY WORK IS TO REMOVE ALL THAT GARBAGE WHICH YOU HAVE TAUGHT TO OTHERS...MY JOB IS UNSCHOOLING, UN LEARNING, REWINDING.....

BOB FU'S WORKS ARE EXCLUSIVE.....U CAN AT BEST PRINT IT AND READ IT TO YOUR CHILDREN....WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION NO ONE CAN PUBLISH ANY OF IT.....PLEASE NOTE THIS AND ACT ACCORDINGLY....

IN ALL THAT YOU DO SEEK THE MERCY GRACE AND PROTECTION OF GOD.... YOU CAN SEE HIM BEING WITH U THROUGH OUT...NO DOUBT ITS A QUESTION OF IMPLICIT FAITH IN THE LORD AND ACCEPTING HIM AS THE SUPREME....

OH WHAT A WORLD.....PEOPLE R BUSY ANALYSING OTHERS FAULTS.....BETTER THEY CLEAN THEIR OWN NOSES....

STRENGTHEN YOUR HEART WITH FAITH...