Thursday, November 28, 2013

Divyopadesham 6

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji.

HE....GURUJI, BECAUSE OF MY MOUTH, MANY TIMES I LAND IN TROUBLE....
ME....HAHAHAHA....EVEN A FISH WOULD HAVE BEEN OUT OF TROUBLE IF IT HAD KEPT THE MOUTH SHUT..........LOL

I AM LEAVING FOR RICHMOND, VIRGINIA USA TOMORROW EARLY HOURS...

YAGNAM VIGRAHA PRADISHTA AND SAMPROKSHANAM OF RAJA GOPURAM AND OTHER GOPURAMS AT SRI SAI AMRUTHA NARAYANA SARVESHWARA ALAYAM, NO. 340, THREE CHOPT ROAD, MANKIN SABOT, VA 23103...
PHONE...804-708-0867, 805-341-9705.....
28/11/13...LATE EVENING....YANTRA ARADHANA AND YANTRA POOJA...
29/11/13...PRADISHTA OF YAGNA SMARAKSHAKA GANAPATHY, KALYANA SARPAM.....ALL THE BALI PEETAMS AROUND THE TEMPLE, RUNA VIMOCHANA GANAPATHY AND JAYA VIJAYA ALONG WITH
YAGNAM SERIES 101 A..... SRI NRUSIMHA-SUDHARSHANA SAMPUTITHA AMNRITHA NARAYANA MAHA YAGNAM....
30/11/13....VIGRAHA PRADISHTA....SRI LAKSHMI NRUSIMHA, SRI BHOO VARAHAR, SRI LAKSHMI HAYAGREEVAR, SRI UGRA PRATHYANKARA, SRI SRICHAKRA MERU, SRI VENKATACHALAPATHY AND SRI PADMAVATHY.....
1/12/13......KALASABISHEGAM AND SAMPROKSHNAM OF RAJA GOPURAM AND OTHER GOPURAMS....
1/12/13 LEAVING VIA WASHINGTON DC....BACK AT HYDERABAD ON 3/12/13.....
ALL ARE WELCOME....LORDS GRACE....ENJOY.....
VERY FUNNY GUY.... HE WANTS ME TO BRING A GIFT FOR HIM FROM USA.... WE HAVE NEVER DARED TO ASK SUCH THINGS FROM OUR MASTERS.... WE JUST LOVED THEM AND THEY LOVED US UNCONDITIONALLY.... I THINK ONCE YOU WE COME DOWN AND TALK TO YOU PEOPLE, YOU START MOVING UP AND SITTING ON OUR HEAD...REAL FUNNY GUY...AND HE IS A VEDIC PUNDIT...DISGRACE...OUR PRAYERS TO LORD TO SHOWER HIS GRACE TO REMOVE HIS IGNORANCE....

POOR GUY.....IT SEEMS HE JOKINGLY ASKED..... HE DIDNT MEAN IT... HE SAW THE POST AND GOT SCARED.....
NOW I SAID....' DONT WORRY DEAR.... I WILL GET YOU A GIFT FROM USA....WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?'.....
HE....GURU GARU, I JUST JOKED.....I JOKINGLY ASKED YOU....I AM SORRY'...
ME.....' I TOO JOKINGLY ONLY SAID....DONT WORYY'.....
HE IS TOTALLY SHAKEN........................HAHAHAHAHAHA...

RELIGION WITHOUT RELIGIOUSNESS.....
RELIGIOUSNESS WITHOUT COURAGE.... 
COURAGE WITHOUT CONVICTION..... 
CONVICTION WITHOUT AUTHENTICITY.....
AND
AUTHENTICITY WITHOUT UNQUESTIONABLE FAITH IS A MERE WASTE OF LIFE.........

HE......YOU ARE SO WIERD....
ME.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....EXACTLY...WIERD IS THE SIDE EFFECT OF BEING AWESOME.......................................LOL

GOD MUST BE YOUR CENTRE OF EXISTENCE...ALL THE OTHER THINGS CAN BE IN THE PERIPHERY.....ITS JUST LIKE THE LORD KRISHNA BEING SURROUNDED BY GOPAS AND GOPIKAS IN THE CELESTIAL DANCE.....UNFORTUNATELY LORD HAS BEEN PUSHED TO THE PERIPHERY AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS ARE CENTRED... YOU NOT ONLY LOOSE PEACE, YOU WILL BECOME MISERABLE AND KEEP BLAMING OTHERS FOR THE FOLLY....




HE.....WHAT IS THE USE OF A MASTER?
ME.....HAHAHA...ABSOLUTELY ZERO USE....
HE.....THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ME.....HAHAHAHA....I AM HERE FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT BOTHERED ABOUT MY USE TO THEM.... IN SUCH CASES I CARRY THE LIGHT IN THEIR DARKEST HOUR OF DESTINY.... FOR U , I AM CERTAINLY OF NO USE, SINCE U WANT TO KNOW THE USE.....

ALL YOUR SUFFERINGS ARE EMANATING DUE TO THOUGHTS FROM THE LOST PAST OR FROM THE UNCERTAIN FUTURE.............NO SUFFERING CAN EXIST FROM THE PRESENT MOMENT....

SOME TIMES SOME ONE WHO IS AWAY THOUSANDS OF MILES , CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER THAN THE PEOPLE RIGHT BESIDE YOU.....

VERY STRANGE....
THE WORD 'LIE' SITS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WORD 'BELIEVE'......

HE...GURUJI.....I COMMITTED AN ERROR IN THE SOFTWARE AND MY BOSS BASHED ME UP AND MY COLLEAGUES LOOK DOWN ON ME....
ME....HAHAHA...TO ERR IS HUMAN.....BUT TO REALLY FOUL THINGS UP , U REQUIRE A COMPUTER.........................LOL

SHE....MY HUSBAND HAS STOPPED DRINKING GURUJI....
ME......HAHAHAHAHA...DONT I KNOW THAT...HE DOESNT DRINK WHEN IS FAST ASLEEP......LOL

ETERNAL SATISFACTION IS ACHIEVED ONLY IN THE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE LORD....TO BE WITH THE DIVINE IS THE BEST ORGASMIC EXPERIENCE ANY ONE CAN HAVE RESULTING IN ETERNAL JOY.... BUT MOST OF US HAVE LINKED SATISFACTION TO MANY MUNDANE THINGS....THE SATISFACTION ACHIEVED IN EARTHLY MATTERS IN TEMPORARY.....THERE IS NO PERMANENCE OR ETERNITY IN JOY....LORD IS ETERNAL....HENCE UR RELATIONSHIP WITH LORD IS ETERNAL AND THE JOY IS ETERNAL.....PRAISE THE LORD...LORD'S WILL, MERCY AND GRACE..

HE.....PLEASE HELP MY SON TO GET GREEN CARD....
ME....LIFE IN INDIA IS TOO GOOD............................LOL

I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUNGSTERS CRAVING FOR GREEN CARD..... EVEN ELDERS IN INDIA CRAVE FOR IT....PROBABLY NOT SATISFIED WITH RATION CARDS WHITE PINK ETC.,.............................LOL

LEARN TO SEE PEOPLE AS THEY ARE AND NOT AS YOU ARE....THIS WILL AVOID A GREAT DEAL OF MISUNDERSTANDING WHICH EMANATES FROM PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS...

MANY A TIME YOU ARE ALWAYS IN A HURRY TO ACHIEVE THINGS.... YOU DONT HAVE THE BALANCE.....YOU DONT THINK THAT THINGS CAN BE ACHIEVED ONCE YOU ARE PEACEFUL...U ACT IN HASTE AND MISERABLY FAIL....ALL THIS HAPPENS BECAUSE OF YOUR CONDITIONING THAT YOU ARE THE DOER....HASTE IS NOTHING ELSE BUT MADNESS...

WHERE THERE IS A STRUGGLE, THERE IS A STORY...
WHERE THERE IS FAITH, THERE ARE MIRACLES...
WHERE THERE IS TRUTH, THERE IS PEACE...

I WAS IN AN OFFICE....THE MANAGER WAS IN FULL MOOD THROWING TANTRUMS.... I WAS JUST WATCHING HIM....
HE....DONT YOU SEE IN WHAT MOOD I AM... IS THIS THE TIME TO CUM TO SEE ME?
ME...I JUST HAPPENED TO PASS BY , SO DROPPED IN.... I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE SO ENTERTAINING, JUST LIKE THE ORANGUTAN JUMPING FROM ONE TREE TO ANOTHER IN THE FOREST, SO MELODIOUSLY SHOUTING........LOL

IN A TEMPORARY LIFE, WE CANT AFFORD TO HAVE PERMANENT FEELINGS....LEARN TO DROP THEN AND THERE AND MOVE ON.... DONT KEEP ROAMING WITH THE GARBAGE OF AN UNPLEASANT PAST...DONT LET UR UNPLEASANT PAST TO ROB YOUR PLEASANT PRESENT....

TODAY(Nov 25/2013) IS KAALA BHAIRAVA ASHTAMI...

RAKTHA JWALA JADADHARAM SASIDHARAM
RAKTHANGA TEJO MAYAM
HASTHE SOOLA KAPAALA PASA DAMARUM
LOKASYA RAKSHAKARAM
NIRVAANAM SUNA VAHANAM TRINAYANAM
AANANDA KOLAAHALAM
VANDE BHOOTHA PISACHA NAADA VATUKAM SREE :
KSHETRASYA BALAM SHIVAM....

DURING PRADOSHA KALAM (5.30 PM TO 7 PM) TODAY YOU CAN LIGHT TWO LAMPS WITH GINGEELY OIL AND A WHITE CLOTH WICK BAG CONTAINING 8 BLACK PEPPER..... HE WILL VIST YOUR HOME AND BLESS YOU ALL...
JAI KAALA BHAIRAVA.......LORDS GRACE ENJOY....


WHEN YOU ARE ALERT, NOTHING CAN TROUBLE YOU.... WHEN YOU ARE NOT ALERT, EVEN A SMALL ISSUE CAN LEAD TO A BIG TROUBLE.... TROUBLE MAY WAIT AT DOOR STEP TO POUNCE ON YOU...IF YOU ARE ALERT AND LOOK STRAIGHT IN TO THE IMPENDING TROUBLE, THE TROUBLE WILL VANISH... ALERTNESS IS THE KEY.... TO BE ALERT ONE NEEDS TO BE CONSCIOUS.... CONSCIOUSNESS STEMS FROM A COURAGEOUS HEART....SO ALL THE REMEDIES TO YOUR PROBLEMS AND TROUBLES ARE DEEP ROOTED IN YOUR HEART... YOU CAN AFFORD TO BE MINDLESS BUT NOT HEART LESS... IN ALL YOUR ACTIONS OF THE MIND, HEART SHOULD BE THE BASIS...ALOOW HEART TO RULE YOUR MIND AND NOT MIND TO RULE YOUR HEART...ONCE HEART RULES, YOU WILL BE FREE OF WORRIES, TENSION AND STRESS... YOU WILL BE MORE PEACEFUL... YOU WILL BE MORE ACCEPTING YOURSELF AND FORGIVING YOURSELF WHICH IS THE STRONG BASE TO ACCEPT OTHERS AND FORGIVING THEM......LORD BHAIRAV'S MERCY WILL AND GRACE...

OLD GUY WAS LAMENTING....I HAVE BECOME OLD...
ME....HAHAHAHA... YOU ARE VERY RICH NOW...
OLD GUY....HOW?
ME...
SILVER IN YOUR HAIR...
GOLD IN YOUR TEETH...
SUGAR IN YOUR BLOOD...
PRECIOUS STONES IN YOUR KIDNEY....
AND
A NEVER ENDING SUPPLY OF NATURAL GAS...........................LOL

YOU ARE JUST WONDERFUL AS YOU ARE..ACCEPT YOURSELF FOR WHAT YOU ARE.....YOU ARE ALWAYS GUIDED BY THE LORD..... LISTENING TO THE INNER VOICE MAKES YOU VERY BEAUTIFUL AND COMPLETE....IN FACT YOU HAVE THE BEST FRIEND, PHILOSOPHER AND GUIDE AS 'GOD' INSIDE YOU.... YOU LISTEN TO HIM IN SILENCE AND WITNESS THE INCIDENTS HAPPENING OUTSIDE....TRANSFORM YOUR PROCESS OF 'ENQUIRY' WITH OTHERS TO 'INQUIRY' WITHIN YOURSELF.....ONCE THE PROCESS OF 'INQUIRY' STARTS U CAN ENJOY THE DANCE OF THE LORD....ITS PURELY HIS GRACE THAT WILL TRANSFORM YOU TO BETTER LEVELS OF CONSCIOUSNESS......

HE....GURUJI, I WANT EVERY ONE TO COME AROUND ME AND APPRECIATE MY WORK....
ME...OK....FIRST GO AROUND GOD AND WONDER HIS CREATION....THE WORLD WILL WONDER AT YOURS...

WHEN I SEE A WISE MAN, I KNOW FOR SURE HIS JOY EMANATES DUE TO HIS COMPANY WITH LORD....SO I MAKE MYSELF SURE TO ENJOY THE COMPANY OF A WISE MAN...

TO FIGHT AGAINST ONE OWN GREED IS THE GREATEST OF ALL FIGHTS...

DO NOT PUT OFF TODAY'S WORK FOR TOMORROW, FOR TODAY IS CERTAIN BUT TOMORROW IS UNCERTAIN....

DONT DEVELOP HATRED FOR ANYONE......FIRE CANNOT BE QUENCHED THRU FIRE....FIRE CAN BE QUENCHED ONLY WITH WATER...SO COMPASSION IS THE KEY...THE BEST REVENGE YOU CAN TAKE ON A PERSON WHO HAS HATED YOU IS TO BE LOVING AND COMPASSIONATE TO THAT PERSON....

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Divyopadesham 5


Golden Words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji

WHERE THERE IS A STRUGGLE, THERE IS A STORY...
WHERE THERE IS FAITH, THERE ARE MIRACLES...
WHERE THERE IS TRUTH, THERE IS PEACE...



ONCE AT KUALA LUMPUR AIRPORT....PEOPLE SO CURIOUS...
HE....I AM CARRYING SO MUCH LUGGAGE, WHERE AS YOU ARE JUST CARRYING SUCH A SMALL BAG....PROBABLY ONLY YOUR PASSPORT AND MONEY...
ME...HAHAHAHAHA...YEAH OFCOURSE....OTHER THAN PASSPORT AND MONEY THERE ARE SOME MORE VALUABLES....
HE....GOLD, SILVER ETC.,
ME...NO NO....TWO FULLY SUBDUED GHOSTS AND ONE UNTAMED FIELD RIPPER...............
HE GOT THAT SCARED....HE LITERALLY VANISHED......................ROFL....



ONCE AT FRANKFURT AIRPORT IN GERMANY....
PROF. PETER ZIMMERMANN.....I AM VERY COURAGEOUS GUY RIGHT FROM MY YOUNGER DAYS.... I WAS AWARDED MANY TIMES BRAVERY AWARD.....WHAT DO YOU DO?
ME..EXORCIST.....
HE STARED AT ME.....GAVE A SCARY LOOK AND LEFT THE PLACE....
I WAS LAUGHING......BEST BRAVE MAN...................LOL



SAINT....DO THIS MANTRA , A CRORE TIMES AND IN THE NEXT JANMA YOU WILL BE INDRA...
ME.......HAHAHAHAHA...
SAINT.....WHY DO U LAUGH?
ME....I PREFER BEING 'SRIDHAR' IN THIS JANMA....
THE SAINT WAS BLINKING AS I WINKED AT HIM....


 ITS INDEED VERY FUNNY TO FIND PEOPLE EXPENDING A LOT OF ENERGY TO BE NORMAL....

LORD IS THE XAVIER......SAVIOUR...

HE WHO IS PROTECTED BY GOD CANNOT BE HARMED BY ANY ONE...

DO SOME VOLUNTEER WORK IN YOUR COMMUNE....

U CANT BLAME ANY ONE.... PEOPLE ARE JUST THE WAY THEY ARE.... THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ALL THE TRASH THEY SPEAK AND SPOIL YOUR PEACE...YOU HAVE TO GROW AND LEARN TO IGNORE.... UNLESS YOU ALLOW THEM TO SPOIL YOUR PEACE, NO ONE CAN EVER DENT IN TO YOU.... LET THEM BEHAVE THE WAY THEY WANT....THAT SHOWS THEIR IMMATURITY...HAVE A 'DONT BOTHER ATTITUDE' AND IGNORE WHAT THEY SAY...IGNORING IS NOT DISRESPECTING...YOU DONT IGNORE THE PERSON, U R JUST IGNORING THEIR WORDS, THEIR PRINCIPLES AND POLICIES BECAUSE IT AFFECTS YOUR PEACE...YOU SHOULD LEARN THE ART TO BE THERE PHYSICALLY AND NOT BE THERE MENTALLY....U HAVE PRIMARY DUTY TOWARDS YOURSELF TO BE HAPPY, SO THAT YOU CAN DO A GREAT SERVICE OF MAKING OTHERS HAPPY....LORDS MERCY AND GRACE BE WITH YOU IN ACHIEVING THIS ENDEAVOUR....


HE......GURUJI, MY WIFE DOESNT UNDERSTAND ME.....
ME....HAHAHAHAHA....U BETTER UNDERSTAND THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND....THE PROBLEM IS SOLVED....WHEN YOU MAKE THIS STATEMENT IT ALSO SHOWS YOU HAVE NOT UNDERSTOOD HER....


DONT ALLOW YOUR PAST TO CORRUPT YOUR PRESENT....

WHEN YOU ADVISE ANY PERSON, YOU SHOULD BE GUIDED BY THE LOVE FOR GOD....

ANYTHING YOU DO, DO IT IN THE NAME OF THE DIVINE, 'GOD'.....




SHE....GURUJI PLEASE BLESS ME...
ME...OK.....BLESS....B LESS....BE LESS....


KNOWLEDGE IS LIGHT....LIGHT IS KNOWLEDGE.... ONE'S KNOWLEDGE IS MEASURABLE BY ANY ONE WHO HAS BETTER KNOWLEDGE.... WHEREAS DARKNESS IS IGNORANCE....THERE IS NO WAY TO MEASURE ONE'S IGNORANCE.... BUT UNLESS DARKNESS EXISTS, LIGHT CANNOT BE APPRECIATED....SO DARKNESS BECOMES THE MOTHER OF LIGHT....SO DARKNESS TOO IN ONE WAY NEEDS TO IN SUCH A FOR ITS SERVICE IT DOES IN HIGHLIGHTING LIGHT....SO IGNORANCE IS NOT A WASTE....IN THE SYSTEM OF NATURE LORD HAS DEVISED EVERYTHING IN SUCH A WAY NOTHING IS A WASTE....THEY COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER...


SCIENTIST......I HAVE DEVISED AN EQUIPMENT WHICH CAN ACCURATELY MEASURE THE SPEED OF LIGHT....
ME...OH GREAT SIR.... I AM LOOKING FOR AN EQUIPMENT WHICH CAN MEASURE THE SPEED OF DARKNESS.....DO U HAVE ONE?
HE GAVE A CONFUSED LOOK AT ME...



LIVING WITHOUT REASON...
LOVING WITHOUT REASON..
DOOR WAY TO GOD.....

INCONSISTENCY IS THE BASIS OF HONESTY......
CAN YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN?


I LOVE COMPUTER SO MUCH SINCE THE KEYBOARD STARTS WITH 'ESC'....ESCAPE......LOL

OH...HOW WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIPS WILL BE....IF PEOPLE COME WITH A 'CLEAR HISTORY' BUTTON.....

THIS GROUP WAS AN OPEN GROUP....
SOME ONE GAVE A MESSAGE....ITS BETTER TO CHANGE IN IN TO CLOSED GROUP.....
WITHIN MINUTES, I CHANGED IT....
MY ACTION WAS BECAUSE....WHICH IS MOST APPROPRIATE ANSWER?
1. I GO BY WHAT OTHERS SAY....
2. I FELT THERE WAS A POINT AND HENCE CHANGED....
3. I WAS JUST WAITING FOR AN OPPORTUNITY FOR SOME ONE TO SAY , SO GRABBED THE OPPORTUNITY AND CHANGED....
4. I CANT TAKE INDEPENDENT DECISION... I LOOK OUT FOR A SUGGESTION..ONCE SUGGESTED BY SOME ONE, MY RESPONSIBILITY IN THE CASE VITIATED....HENCE SINCE SUGGESTED CHANGED....
5. NONE OF THESE....
CAN YOU SPOT THE REASON WHY?

HE....GURUJI, AS DIRECTED BY YOU, I AM NOT SPEAKING A WORD AGAINST MY ELDER BROTHER ...I AM TOLERATING ALL HIS NONSENSE....
ME....HAHAHAHAHA.....U HAVE NOT UNDERSTOOD WHAT I SAID.... I SAID ACCEPT HIM THAT TOO WHOLE HEARTEDLY......TOLERANCE AND ACCEPTANCE ARE MILES APART.....IN THE SUBJECT OF TOLERANCE, IT RESULTS IN 'SELF PITY'....WHERE AS IN ACCEPTANCE IT IS 'GRACE'............

SHE....GURUJI, MY HUSBAND IS STUPID.......WHAT EVER I TELL HIM, HE GOES AND TELLS HIS MOTHER AND WHATEVER SHE SAYS, HE COMES AND TELL ME...
ME....HAHAHAHAHAHA...WONDERFUL....PRETTY SMART GUY.... HE IS A DOUBLE AGENT....................LOL

ARJUNA.....WHAT IS GOD? WHERE IS HE? WILL HE GUIDE ME TO WIN THIS WAR...
LORD KRISHNA.......GOD IS JUST LIKE YOUR BACK..... U CANT SEE HIM, BUT YOU KNOW HE EXISTS.....U ALWAYS THINK THAT THE BACK IS YOURS EVEN THOUGH U CAN NEVER SEE IT...AT BEST U CAN ONLY FEEL IT.... SO LORD CAN BE EASILY FELT AND TOUCHED.... THATS THE REASON ARJUNA, I AM SITTING SHOWING ALWAYS MY BACK TO YOU IN THIS CHARIOT.... U NEED NOT SEE THE OBJECTS OUT THERE....WITH FAITH IF YOU SEE MY BACK AND AIM YOUR ARROW, IT WILL AUTOMATICALLY REACH THE DESTINATION.....YOU THINK UR BACK IS YOURS......THOUGH UR BACK IS NOTHING BUT ME , U THINK UR BACK IS YOURS AND HENCE NOT REALISED.... I ALWAYS THINK MY BACK IS OTHERS, THOUGH AS A LORD BOTH FRONT AND BACK IS ME, I BECOME REALISED...SO LOOK AT MY BACK WITH TOTAL FAITH AND FIRE YOUR ARROWS...YOU WILL ACHIEVE WHAT U WANT TO ACHIEVE....THIS IS MY GUIDANCE TO YOU...

A HUSBAND AND WIFE WERE WATCHING TV.....
HUSBAND...I CANT DECIDE BETWEEN GOLF AND PORN....
WIFE........BETTER CHOOSE PORN.... U ALREADY KNOW TO PLAY GOLF...................................LOL

HE.....GURUJI, NO MUCH BUSINESS THIS TIME ON 'DHANTERAS'....
ME....HAHAHAHA...THEN IT IS 'DULL TERAS'..........................LOL

A BOY AND A GIRL WERE TALKING FOR SOME TIME....THEY LIKED EACH OTHER....THEY ARE IN TOTAL CONSONANCE WITH EACH OTHER.... NOW THE BOY IS ASKING ME, 'GURUJI I WOULD LIKE TO ASK HER TO GIVE ME HER HOROSCOPE SO THAT IT CAN BE ASTRO MATCHED'......
I INSTANTLY FELT....WHAT A WONDERFUL STUPID GUY....THE LORD IS SHOWING ME....
I TOLD LORD....
'THANKS LORD.... U HAVE SENT A WHOLE TEAM OF CLOWNS AROUND ME, JUST TO MAKE ME LAUGH INSIDE OUT'.......

INSTEAD OF BEING EMOTIONAL WITH THE OBJECTS OF CREATION ITS BETTER TO BE EMOTIONAL WITH THE LORD.... I AM SUCH A STUPID GUY.... I AM ALWAYS EMOTIONAL WITH ALL OBJECTS OF CREATION FOR I SEE ONLY GOD IN THEM...SO IF YOU ARE EMOTIONAL WITH ALL OBJECTS OF CREATION, WHY NOT YOU SEE GOD IN ALL OF THEM.... THE OBJECTS OF CREATION IS JUST A MIRROR AND ITS A REFLECTION OF GOD.....LIKE THE LIGHT EMANATING FROM THE MOON BEIN THAT OF THE SUN...

FOR A MIRACLE TO HAPPEN, UNSHAKEABLE FAITH IS THE KEY...IF IT DOESNT HAPPEN, CHECK YOUR FAITH LEVELS AND DONT DECRY THE LORD WHO ALWAYS STANDS BY YOU...

HE....GURUJI ANY SHORT CUT TO COME UP IN LIFE INSTANTLY?....
ME...NO ONE ACN RISE SUDDENLY IN THE WORLD......NOT EVEN THE SUN...

HE...GURUJI, HOW CAN I COMBINE POSITIVE THINKING WITH FAITH?
ME...POSITIVE THINKING IS NOT ABOUT EXPECTING THE BEST TO HAPPEN...ITS ABOUT ACCEPTING THAT WHAT EVER HAPPENS WILL BE THE BEST....

OFTEN WHEN YOU LOSE HOPE AND THINK THIS IS THE END, LORD SMILES AND SAYS....'DEAR ITS NOT THE END, ITS JUST A BEND....HAVE PATIENCE'.....

HE....GURUJI, I AM VERY HONEST BUT MY BOSS IS NOT SO....I WORK A LOT, BUT HE RATES OTHERS BETTER...DUE TO THIS THERE IS A LOT OF MISUNDERSTANDING WITH HIM...I DUNNO WHAT TO DO.....
ME....YEAH I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT....BUT THE MAIN REASON FOR MISUNDERSTANDING IN LIFE IS...'WE SEE PEOPLE AS WE ARE, BUT NOT PEOPLE AS THEY ARE'..



Saturday, November 23, 2013

Divyopadesham 4

Golden words of HH Sri VV Sridhar Guruji 

SINCE U ALWAYS THINK OF KNOWLEDGE AND PREPOSTEROUSLY THINK U KNOW EVERYTHING, U HAVE LOST THE ART OF WONDER... NOTHING LOOKS LIKE A MIRACLE...NO LONGER ANYTHING LOOKS MYSTERIOUS.. U ARE LOOSING SOMETHING PRECIOUS IN LIFE...U ARE MISSING THOSE GRACIOUS MOMENTS WITH LORD..UNWIND YOURSELF.. GO BACK TO SEE YOUR FACE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN....LORDS MERCY AND GRACE..

SOUMYA...U MUST B BUSY ARRANGING FOR YAGNAM AT AHOBILAM GURUJI?
ME...HAHAHAHA..LORD KNOWS THAT IAM LAZY..SO HE IS BUSY AND KIND ENUF TO ARRANGE EVERYTHING AT AHOBILAM ..PURELY LORDS GRACE..

HE...I HAVE STRICTLY TOLD MY GIRL NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS...
ME....HAHAHAHAHA....
HE...WHY DO U LAUGH?
ME...BUT IN FUTURE U WILL STRICTLY ADHERE TO ARRANGED MARRIAGE FOR HER........lol

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL...ITS MYSTERIOUS...BY THE TIME YOU FIND ANSWER TO ITS QUESTION , IT CHANGES THE QUESTION ITSELF...THATS WHY I DONT ATTEMPT TO ANSWER ITS QUESTION ..I JUST SURRENDER MYSELF TO IT...THEN ITS SO KIND IT REVEALS ITSELF AND SHOWS TO ME ITS AWESOME BEAUTY...

WHEN U TRUST IN GOD, MAKE SURE U TRUST HIS TIMING TOO..

VERY OFTEN FAILING IN DIFFERENT SPHERES OF LIFE ITSELF POINTS TO INNOVATION...DONT LOOSE HEART..VERY SOON U WILL HIT THE BULL'S EYE WITH LORD'S GRACE

SAINT...DONT FORGET YOUR OWN SELF WHILE PREACHING TO OTHERS...
ME...HAHAHAHA
SAINT GOT WILD AND ASKED..THIS IS NOT A JOKE...WHY DO U LAUGH?
ME...OH RESPECTED AND REVERED ONE, IN MY CASE I DONT PREACH TO OTHERS..I ONLY REACH THEM..
HE DIDNT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND..HOW ABOUT U?

COURAGE IS THE BASIS OF RELIGION.... RELIGIOUSNESS IS THE BASE OF COURAGE....

I KEPT MY HEART WITH LORD AND FOUND PEACE AND TRANQUILITY.....LORD WINKED AND SMILED AT ME....I UNDERSTOOD.... I STARTED KEEPING MY HEART WITH ALL OBJECTS OF CREATION AND FOUND THE SAME PEACE AND TRANQUILITY FOR I FOUND LORD SMILING IN ALL THIS...

GOOD ACTIONS ARE A GUARD AGAINST BLOWS OF ADVERSITY..

FOR THOSE WHO THINK THEY ARE THE DOERS, THIS MAY HELP...
SINNING IS A DISEASE...
REPENTANCE IS ITS MEDICINE....
AND
FURTHER ABSTINENCE FROM IT IS A SURE CURE...

HE....HOW IS IT GURUJI, YOU ARE SO DIFFERENT FROM ALL OF US?
ME....HAHAHAHAHA.....ALL THAT YOU ARE IS THE RESULT OF WHAT YOU THOUGHT....
ALL THAT WE ARE IS THE RESULT OF WHAT GOD THOUGHT....

COURTESY COSTS NOTHING, BUT IT BUYS MANY THINGS...

HE....I AM NOT ABLE TO 'IGNORE' SOME PEOPLE'S COMMENT AND LIVE PEACEFULLY...PLS HELP...
ME...I DONT HAVE ANY 'IGNORE' INJECTION TO INJECT YOU...IF YOU ARE ALERT YOU CAN DO IT...................LOL

SOME ONE SAW ME IN THE COMPANY OF A SAINT....THE SAINT GIVES GOOD ADVICE TO ALL WHO APPROACH HIM.....
HE ASKED ME.....HOW COME GURUJI YOU ARE HERE?
ME.....HAHAHA...I GIVE ADVICE TO EVERY ONE ELSE, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO MYSELF I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO HANDLE THINGS........................ROFL...

'FORGIVENESS' AND 'LETTING GO' IS THE ROAD TO JOY.....

HE...GURUJI, YOU DIDNT REPLY MY QUESTION....
ME...YEAH...YOUR QUESTION IS SO TOUGH...I AM UNABLE TO ANSWER.......LOL

ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT A PERSON WHO IS NOT PREPARED TO CONTEST..

WHEN PEOPLE DONT WANT TRUTH, MAKE THE RELATIONSHIP A FORMAL ONE AND BE DIPLOMATIC IN YOUR REPLY....

DIPLOMACY IS OFFICIAL....COURTESY IS PERSONAL.....

WHEN YOU FOLLOW YOUR HEART, U WILL NOT HAVE ANY PRIDE....FOR PRIDE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HEART AND ITS A MIND SUBJECT....

WHEN YOU RUN AWAY FROM GREATNESS, THE GREATNESS FOLLOWS YOU...
WHEN YOU RUN AWAY FROM PRAISE, PRAISE FOLLOWS YOU.....
INDEED
WHEN YOU RUN AWAY FROM EGO, EGO TOO FOLLOWS YOU...
SO STAY SIMPLE AND BE ALERT....



JEALOUSY IS AN ACT OF COWARDICE.... IF YOU FEEL JEALOUS, YOU START BEHAVING QUIXOTICALLY.... JEALOUSY WILL FIRST BURN YOU.... JEALOUSY IS MORE BECAUSE OF INSECURITY.... I KNOW OF A WOMAN WHO BLOCKED THE ENTRY OF A GIRL IN TO A GROUP OF WHICH SHE IS AN ADMIN... JUST OUT OF POSSESSIVENESS AND JEALOUSY.... PEOPLE WHO ARE JEALOUS CAN NEVER BE JOYOUS.... THEIR MIND WILL BE FULL OF GRIEF... THEY CANT BE PEACEFUL IN LIFE.... BETTER DROP JEALOUSY....OTHER WISE YOU WILL 'GEL' WITH SOMETHING WHICH WILL MAKE YOU 'LOUSY' AND THATS THE ROLE OF JEALOUSY....

ONCE I WAS ON A FLIGHT FROM PARIS TO ATHENS..... I HAD PRE ORDERED FOR A VEGETARIAN BTREAK FAST....THE AIR HOSTESS SERVED IT ONCE THE FLIGHT WAS ON AIR.... I JUST OPENED THE LID TO FIND SOME THING WHICH HAD EYES, WHISKERS, AND LEGS... I CALLED THE AIR HOSTESS...
ME...DEAR, I HAD PRE ORDERED FOR VEGETARIAN BREAK FAST....
AH...THIS IS VEGETARIAN....
ME...I HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING WITH EYES , WHISKERS AND LEGS IN VEGETARIAN.... WHAT IS THIS STUFF NAMED AS?
AH...ITS A LOBSTER...
ME...LOBSTER? AND U CALL IT VEGETARIAN....
THE AIR HOSTESS SMILED AND WINKED....SHE SAID....EUROPEAN VEGETARIAN CONTAINS LOBSTER....U SHOULD HAVE PRE ORDERED AS 'ASIAN VEGETARIAN'.....
I HAD A HEARTY LAUGH AND TOLD HER...DEAR, I AM STILL NOT UPGRADED TO EUROPEAN VEGETARIAN FROM ASIAN VEGETARIAN.... CAN I HAVE SOME BREAD BUTTER AND HONEY?....................................................LOL

IN A CONVERSATION WITH GOD.....
ARJUNA....BEFORE ROLLING THE DICE, I REMEMBER SHAKUNI WAS CLOSING HIS EYES AND THEN PRAYING? WHO WAS HE PRAYING TO?
LORD KRISHNA...HE WAS PRAYING TO ME....BY THE BY, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YUDISHTRA ROLLED THE DICE.... WAHT HE DID?
ARJUNA....HE JUST ROLLED THE DICE....
LORD KRISHNA SMILED....

SHE.....MY MIND IS LIKE A MONKEY.....WILL GOD BLESS ME...
ME....DONT WORRY DEAR...LORD HANUMAN WILL ALWAYS BLESS YOU..................................LOL

YOU ALWAYS LAND IN TROUBLE BECAUSE YOU DONT SEE THINGS AS THEY ARE, BUT SEE THINGS AS YOU ARE......................

HE....GURUJI, I AM NOT ABLE TO 'MAKE EVERY ONE AROUND ME HAPPY'....
ME....YEAH...I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT....INSTEAD 'YOU BE HAPPY WITH EVERY ONE'.....

DONT BE TYRANNOUS..... NEVER OPPRESS THE WEAK....

SHE.....GURUJI, I AM IN OFFICE NOW....
ME....YEAH....I KNOW THAT...OTHERWISE HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE ON FACE BOOK ONLINE?.......................LOL

KNOWLEDGE IS JUST A COLLECTION OF INFORMATION IN THE MIND...WHERE AS AWARENESS STEMS FROM WISDOM WHICH IS ACHIEVED THROUGH A CONTINUOUS PROCESS OF INQUIRY....KNOWLEDGE ACCUMULATED IS THROUGH ENQUIRY AND MAY BE A BORROWED ONE.....KNOWLEDGE AND AWARENESS ARE POLES APART....AWARENESS STEMS FROM WISDOM AND ITS CALLED REALISATION...KNOWLEDGE DOESNT TRANSFORM IN TO REALISATION.....WHERE AS WISDOM IS NOTHING ELSE BUT AWARENESS/REALISATION....NOT ALL KNOWLEDGABLE PEOPLE ARE REALISED...KNOWLEDGE GIVES RISE TO ITS COUSINS LIKE EGO, JEALOUSY ETC., IN REALISATION/AWARENESS/WISDOM DOESNT PRODUCE SUCH NEGATIVE BY PRODUCTS..

MOST OF YOUR ACTIONS ARE GUIDED BY YOUR MIND..... HENCE THE SUSPICION AND FEAR... IN THE NAME OS ANALYSIS, YOU HAVE GOT YOURSELF TRAPPED IN THE MIND.....HENCE THE DOUBTING THOMAS......ONCE MIND IS IN TO PLAY, U START SEARCHING FOR REASONS AND LOGIC.... THATS A GREAT DRAW BACK FOR THE SEEKER.... SEEKER HAS TO BUBBLE WITH FAITH CONSTANTLY....BUT MANY OF YOU, AS A SEEKER ARE BUBBLING WITH REASON...... REASONING SPOILS.... THERE IS NO WAY THAT ONE CAN REASON OUT THE UNIVERSAL CONSCIOUSNESS AND UNDERSTAND ITS DESIGN... U R THEN A SCIENTIST....AS YOUR SCIENCE EXPANDS IN ARITHMETIC PROGRESSION, THE WONDER OF LIFE AND GOD EXPANDS IN GEOMETRIC PROGRESSION....ITS A WILD GOOSE CHASE.... ONLY UNSHAKABLE FAITH AND TOTAL SURRENDER TO THE NATURE CAN GIVE YOU PEACE...ONE MUST BE IN TREMENDOUS LOVE WITH GOD....YOU MUST BE ABLE TO VISUALISE HIM IN ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.... YOU MUST JUST WONDER.... AS YOU WONDER A CHURNING PROCESS TAKES PLACE AND OUT COMES UNBLEMISHED WISDOM...WISDOM WITH WONDER IS THE KEY....SHUN YOUR MIND....ALWAYS KEEP IT UNDER THE CONTROL OF YOUR HEART.....YOU WILL SEE A SEA DIFFERENCE......

SHE.....I WANT TO KNOW MY PAST, SO THAT I CAN REPENT AND PENANCE....
ME.......NO NECESSITY TO KNOW THE PAST....TO DO PENANCE, U NEED NOT KNOW THE PAST...
PAST IS TRICKY.....THATS WHY LORD CLEANED YOUR SLATE AND SENT YOU SO THAT YOU DONT REMEMBER IT.... IF YOU KNOW THE PAST IT WILL BE NAGGING.....MORE THAN REPENTANCE, IT WILL LEAD TO A LOT OF CONFUSION.... IN FACT ONLY A BALANCED PERSON, FULL OF WISDOM IS ELIGIBLE TO KNOW THE PAST... HE KNOWS WELL THEY ARE NOT THE DOERS AND THEY WERE A PART OF LORD'S DESIGN THEN AND NOW....... IN FACT A WISE MAN DOESNT REPENT....HE LAUGHS AT THE PAST , PRESENT AND FUTURE TOO.....THE WISE MAN IS ALWAYS MEDITATIVE...HIS EVERY WALK OF LIFE IS MEDITATION AND PENANCE.... HE DOESNT SIT IN PADMASANA... HE DOESNT CLOSE HIS EYES.... HIS INNER EYE IS ALWAYS OPEN AND HE IS IN CONSTANT CONVERSATION WITH GOD/UNIVERSAL CONSCIOUSNESS.... HE IS ALWAYS IN A CONSCIOUS STATE OF AWARENESS AND BLISS.... THIS IS THE SPIRIT OF PENANCE...ALL HIS ACTIONS POINT TOWARDS AWARENESS....HE IS TREMENDOUSLY COURAGEOUS....HE MAY SPEAK BUT HIS MIND IS SILENT...HIS HEART SPEAKS... HE REVELS IN ETERNAL JOY.....LORDS MERCY AND GRACE..

LET GO OFF ALL YOUR USELESS BAGGAGES THAT WAS HOLDING YOU DOWN....

OH...HOW NICE IT WOULD BE IF WE DONT RESTRICT OUR DAUGHTERS NOT TO GO OUT, BUT TO ADVISE OUR SONS TO BEHAVE PROPERLY....

HE...GURUJI, YESTERDAY NIGHT I HAD A WIERD DREAM....AN ALIEN WAS SHOOTING A FILM AS I WAS SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE.....
ME...HAHAHAHAHA.....MAY BE THEY WANT TO AIR IT IN THEIR 'HUMAN PLANET CHANNEL' ON TV...........................LOL

DONT PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THE NEGATIVE.... USE ALL THE POSITIVE FORCE THAT EXISTS WITH YOU TO OUT RIGHTLY REJECT IT.....

U CANT BLAME ANY ONE.... PEOPLE ARE JUST THE WAY THEY ARE.... THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ALL THE TRASH THEY SPEAK AND SPOIL YOUR PEACE...YOU HAVE TO GROW AND LEARN TO IGNORE.... UNLESS YOU ALLOW THEM TO SPOIL YOUR PEACE, NO ONE CAN EVER DENT IN TO YOU.... LET THEM BEHAVE THE WAY THEY WANT....THAT SHOWS THEIR IMMATURITY...HAVE A 'DONT BOTHER ATTITUDE' AND IGNORE WHAT THEY SAY...IGNORING IS NOT DISRESPECTING...YOU DONT IGNORE THE PERSON, U R JUST IGNORING THEIR WORDS, THEIR PRINCIPLES AND POLICIES BECAUSE IT AFFECTS YOUR PEACE...YOU SHOULD LEARN THE ART TO BE THERE PHYSICALLY AND NOT BE THERE MENTALLY....U HAVE PRIMARY DUTY TOWARDS YOURSELF TO BE HAPPY, SO THAT YOU CAN DO A GREAT SERVICE OF MAKING OTHERS HAPPY....LORDS MERCY AND GRACE BE WITH YOU IN ACHIEVING THIS ENDEAVOUR....