Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Punya Kshetras

Gaya

VISHNU PADE DATTAM....GAYAYAM DATTAMASTHU....

EVERY THING PLACED AT THE FEET OF THE LORD.....SURRENDERED TO THE LORD...ONCE IT IS OFFERED AT HIS FEET....ALL THE DEVATAS CUM TO TASTE IT....THERE R 33 KOTI DEVATAS...OUT OF WHICH 31 KOTI DEVATAS R PITRUS...(ASHTA VASUS 8 ..8 KOTIS, EKADASA RUDRAS 11...11 KOTIS, DWADHASHA ADITYAS 12 12 KOTIS) PRAJAPATHI 1 1 KOTI & BRAHMA 1 1 KOTI SO..33..33 KOTI DEVATAS...SO WHEN OFFERED AT LORDS SINGLE FEET WHICH IS IN THE NETHER WORLD, THE OTHER FEET IS SCALING THE AKASA...ENDLESS... THIS FEET IN THE NETHER WORLD...SO OFFERED ON THIS FEET, ALL THE 33 KOTI DEVATAS 
CUM TO CONSUME IT AS THE PRASADA OF THE LORD...THEY FEEL ELATED AND BLESSED...DATTAM..IS RENUNCIATION...SURRENDER...SACRIFICE...SO WITH THE SPIRIT OF SUPREME SURRENDER IT IS OFFERED AT HIS FEET AND THE DEVATAS HAPPILY CONSUME IT SINCE ITS LORDS FEET...SO ANY TYPE OF INSULT KNOWINGLY OR UNKNOWINGLY COMMITTED BY US (SINCE MOST OF US THINK WE R THE DOERS), IN THAT MOMENT OF PRIDE AND EGO, GETS ABSOLVED BY OFFERING UNCONDITIONALLY AT THE SINGLE FEET OF THE LORD AT GAYA....SO VISHNU PADE DATTAM......FURTHER GAYA MEANS RENUNCIATION, REPENTANCE, SACRIFICE, AND SURRENDER..SO GAYAYAM DATTAMASTHU...THIS IS ONE OF THE 1000s of meanings...SO FOR ME TO EXPLAIN ALL THE MEANINGS IS IMPOSSIBLE..BE GUIDED ACCORDINGLY..

AHOBILAM IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL PLACE.... A CELESTIAL PARADISE IN THIS WORLD WHICH HOUSES LORD NRUSIMHA IN 9 DIFFERENT POSTURES AND THE GRAND TEMPLE OF PRAHALADA VARADHAN....THESE FORESTS CONTAIN A LOT OF COSMIC ENERGY FORCES......IT IS BELIEVED THAT THESE DEVA ATMAS HAVE BEEN STAYING IN THESE RANGES FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS PRAYING TO THE LORD.... ONE GETS AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE BLESSED WITHIN THE VICINITY OF THESE AKSHARAS....THE BLESSINGS OF THESE COSMIC ENERGY FORCES GIVE EVERY ONE AN OPPORTUNITY TO GROW IN ALL SPHERES OF LIFE INCLUDING THE SPIRITUAL FIELD.... GOOD HEALTH, WEALTH, VALOUR, PEACE, GOVERNANCE ETC., ARE A FEW OF THE ATTRIBUTES.... ONE UNLESS BLESSED CANNOT ENTER THIS KSHETRA OF AHOBILAM WITHOUT LORD LAKSHMI NRUSIMHA'S BLESSINGS AND GRACE......LET US PRAY TO AHOBILAVASA TO GRANT GOOD HEALTH WEALTH AND PEACE TO ONE AND ALL.....

THE GROUP GOT LOST AT UPPER AHOBILAM.....THEY WERE HELPLESS.....TWO VERY BIG EAGLES WERE CIRCLING HIGH UP IN THE SKY....THEY WERE ICCHADARIS..... THE FEMALE FLEW DOWN....TRANSFORMED IN TO A WOMAN....ESCORTED AND GUIDED THEM BACK.....
OH....A GREAT NEVER ENDING EXPEDITION ACROSS THE NALLAMALA FOREST LOST FOR THE GROUP....LORDS GRACE...

LORD NARAYANA IS IN YOGA NIDRA ON THE KSHEERA SAAGARAM.... THE OCEAN OF MILK ON WHICH HE LYING ON THE ANANTA SARPA.....THE ANANTA SARPA IS THE MAHA PITRU AND THE OCEAN IS NOTHING ELSE BUT THE THOUGHTS OF ALL JIVAS AND PITRUS....PROBABLY LORD NARAYANA IN YOGA NIDRA IS MEDITATING ON THE THOUGHTS OF JIVAS AND PITRUS PROBABLY TO FIND ONE SUCH JIVA/PITRU WITH A NON DOERSHIP ATTITUDE....LORD IS THE DOER...

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Ahobilam

A STORY....
THERE LIVED A FAMOUS DAKSHACHARA PRAYOGI, BY NAME SRINIVASA CHARY, A VAISHNAVITE BY BIRTH.... HE WAS KNOWN FOR HIS OPEN MIND AND WAS RESPECTED BY PEOPLE FROM ALL CASTES AND COMMUNITIES.... HE WAS AN ARDENT UPASAKA OF LORD SRI LAKSHMI NRUSIMHA SWAMY AND FREQUENTLY VISITED AHOBILAM... HE USED TO WALK FROM HIS VILLAGE TO TIRUMALA, WORSHIP LORD BALAJI AND ONWARD WALK TO AHOBILAM... HE USED TO MEDITATE ON LORD NRUSIMHA IN THE AHOBILAM FORESTS...
DURING HIS TIME, THERE LIVED A GREAT VAAMACHAARI BY NAME NEELAKANTA IN THE TOWN OF KANCHIPURAM.... HE ALWAYS CREATED PROBLEMS TO PEOPLE AND WAS VERY MUCH FEARED....
THERE WAS A RICH ZAMINDAR BY NAME VISHWANATH WHO WAS A CLOSE FRIEND OF NEELAKANTA, AND USED HIS CONNECTIONS TO THREATEN MANY IN HIS NATIVE VILLAGE...NEELAKANTA WAS MOST OF THE TIME LIVING WITH VISHWANATH IN HIS VILLAGE THOUGH HE HAILED FROM KANCHIPURAM...
THERE WAS ANOTHER RICH MAN BY NAME VISHNU DASA IN THE SAME VILLAGE, WHO WAS ALWAYS HELPFUL TO THE NEEDY AND THE POOR.... SO VISHNU DASA WAS DISLIKED BY VISHWANATH..
VISHWANATH HATCHED A PLAN WITH THE HELP OF NEELAKANTA TO BRING DISREPUTE TO VISHNU DASA'S NAME... ONE NIGHT, NEELAKANTA DISGUISED HIMSELF AS VISHNU DASA AND BURNT THE CORN FIELDS OF THE VILLAGERS.. THE VILLAGERS NOTICED THIS AND THOUGHT VISHNU DASA OF HAVING DONE THE HEINOUS ACT...VISHNU DASA WAS EXPELLED FROM THE VILLAGE BY THE VILLAGE ELDERS AFTER A TRIAL...THEY CONFISCATED ALL HIS PROPERTY....
VISHNU DASA LEFT THE VILLAGE AND WENT ON A PILGRIMAGE TO AHOBILAM... ONE DAY AT AHOBILAM, HE MET SRINIVASA CHARY AND TOLD HIS STORY.... SRINIVASA CHARY ASKED VISHNU DASA TO STAY AT AHOBILAM AND SERVE LORD UGRA NRUSIMHA.....
ONE DAY LORD UGRA NRUSIMHA APPEARED BEFORE SRINIVASA CHARY AND INSTRUCTED HIM TO TAKE VISHNU DASA TO HIS VILLAGE AND GET JUSTICE FOR HIM....
SO SRINIVASA CHARY LEFT WITH VISHNU DASA TO HIS VILLAGE.... THE VILLAGERS STOPPED THEM FROM ENTERING THE VILLAGE.... A WORD WAS SENT TO VISHWANATH AND HE CAME TO THE SPOT WITH NEELAKANTA...
SRINIVASACHARY EXPLAINED TO THE VILLAGE ELDERS OF WHAT HAPPENED ON THE FATEFUL NIGHT WHEN THE CORN FIELDS OF THE VILLAGERS WERE SET ON FIRE... THE ELDERS ASKED SRINIVASA CHARY FOR EVIDENCE AND PROOF.... SRINIVASA CHARY PRAYED TO AHOBILA NRUSIMHA SWAMY.... TO THE SURPRISE OF ALL THE VILLAGERS, THE CORN FIELDS OF VISHWANATH GOT BURNT BY FIRE.... NEELAKANTA BLAMED SRINIVASA CHARY FOR SORCERY... ONCE AGAIN SRINIVASA CHARY PRAYED TO AHOBILESHWARA.... SUDDENLY VISHWANATH AND NEELAKANTA STARTED SPEAKING THE TRUTH ON THEIR OWN... THEY ACCEPTED THAT THEY ONLY BURNT THE CORN FIELDS OF THE VILLAGERS ON THAT FATEFUL NIGHT...
THE VILLAGE ELDERS APOLOGISED TO VISHNU DASA AND REQUESTED HIM TO RETURN BACK TO THEIR VILLAGE... THEY HANDED OVER THE CONFISCATED PROPERTY TO VISHNU DASA..... THE VILLAGERS CONFISCATED THE PROPERTY OF VISHWANATH AND DROVE HIM AWAY FROM THE VILLAGE ALONG WITH NEELAKANTA....
SRINIVASACHARY IS AN ANCESTOR OF MY FAMILY WHO LIVED 350 YEARS BACK IN MY NATIVE VILLAGE OF VILLIAMBAKKAM ,WHICH IS ABOUT 10 KMS FROM CHINGLEPUT.... HE WAS CALLED SWAYAM ACHARYA TIRUMALAI NALLAN CHAKRAVARTHY, SRI VENKATA VARADA SRINIVASACHARY.... VISHNU DASA'S VILLAGE WAS NEAR BY PLACE CALLED PAZHAYA SEEVARAM, WHICH IS ANOTHER 8 KMS FROM VILLIAMBAKKAM....IT IS ITUATED ON THE PRESENT DAY CHINGLEPUT TO KANCHIPURAM HIGHWAY.... THE KULA DEVATA OF VISHNU DASA IS SRI LAKSHMI NRUSIMHA SWAMY OF PAZHAYA SEEVARAM, ON A SMALL HILLOCK...
MAHARISHI RAJAR WAS VERY CLOSE THOSE DAYS TO MY ANCESTOR SRINIVASA CHARY....
SRI AHOBILA NRUSIMHA SWAMY KI JAI.....


*GuruJi'S Experiences 3

GOLDEN WORDS OF HH SRI VV SRIDHAR GURUJI

EVERY ONE WANTS ME TO USE HIS CAR......DEPENDING ON MY LIMITATIONS DUE TO PRAYOGAM PURPOSE, I DO USE OTHERS CARS..... BUT AT WHAT COST?.... MY CONDITIONS ARE SIMPLE.... AS I DRIVE YOUR CAR AND GO, I SEE SOME AKSHARA, I MAY GET DOWN FROM THE CAR AND BOARD A BUS AND LEAVE.... I MAY CALL YOU AT MY FREE WILL AND INFORM THAT THE CAR IS IN SUCH AND SUCH PLACE.... YOU MUST HAVE A DUPLICATE KEY WITH YOU TO OPEN THE CAR..... FURTHER YOUR MUDGUARD OR BODY WILL HAVE SCRATCHES AND IF LUCKY A DIMPLE LIKE DENT..... U MAY HAVE TO NOT ONLY DRIVE YOUR CAR BACK, BUT ALSO SPEND FOR ALL THAT... THE CAR HAS TO BE GIVEN WITH FULL TANK AND AS A COURTESY I WILL RETURN IT EMPTY....WORST COMES I MAY REMOVE SOME PARTS OF YOUR CAR TOO IN THE NAME OF PRAYOGAM..... ONCE I REMEMBER I TOOK A CAR FROM ONE OF MY DISCIPLE FROM COIMBATORE.....CALLED HIM AFTER 3 DAYS FROM SOME WHERE BETWEEN NAGERCOIL AND TRIVANDRUM.....LEFT THE CAR ROAD SIDE......HE CAME WITH THE DUPLICATE KEY ONLY TO FIND THAT THE STEERING WHEEL MISSING.....HE CALLED ME TO FIND ABOUT THE STEERING WHEEL....I GAVE HIM AN ADDRESS IN TRIVANDRUM.....HE HAD TO GO BY BUS TO THAT ADDRESS, TAKE THE STEERING WHEEL , FIX IT AND DRIVE BACK THE CAR.....SO BEWARE WHILE MAKING SUCH OFFERS TO ME...........LOL

HE.....WHY DID YOU TAKE THE CAR OF YOUR FRIEND AT COIMBATORE, LEFT IT NEAR TRIVANDRUM...REMOVED STARING WHEEL...CALLED HIM.....HE HAD TO GO COLLECT THE WHEEL SUM WHERE AND COME BACK DRIVING TO COIMBATORE.....WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
ME...IF YOU HAVE A CAR TELL ME....I WILL GET ALL THE PARTS REMOVED
HE...GURUJI, THERE MUST BE A CAUSE...PLEASE TELL ME...
ME...U CANT UNDERSTAND.....
HE...PLEASE GURUJI....
ME...OK I WILL LIST OUT....
1..A TEAM OF AYYAPPA DEVOTEES WERE TRAVELLING BY A BUS NEAR MOONAR....
2..A WOMAN WITH HER TWO CHILDREN AT HOME TRYING TO LIGHT THE STOVE IN DHARAVI SLUM IN MUMBAI....
3..A GROUP OF COLLEGE GOING GIRLS WAITING AT A BUS STOP IN DAVANAGERE....
4..A SANYASI TAKING A DIP IN THE RIVER GANGES..
5..MY DISCIPLE'S DAUGHTER PLAYING A PIANO IN KANSAS CITY, USA...
6..AN ARAB GENTLEMAN ON AN EXPEDITION IN SAHARA....
7..AN AKSHARA CALLED 'MEWARA' RISING ABOVE THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE....
8..A GROUP OF LEOPARDS FEEDING ON THE CARCASSES OF A DEER IN THE WESTERN GHATS....
9..AN AGREEMENT OF A PROPERTY ON A LAND WHICH BELONGED TO 6 GENERATIONS BEING SOLD....
LIKE THIS THERE ARE TOTALLY 64 REASONS FOR MY DOING THAT ACT ON THAT DAY....
HE...GURUJI I DONT UNDERSTAND A THING IN THIS...
ME....HAHAHAHAHA....THATS WHY I DIDNT SAY.....WHAT YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND AND DIGEST, WHY DO U WANT TO KNOW IN THE FIRST PLACE?


A FEW YEARS BACK AT AHOBILAM......
HE.....GURUJI, I AM GOING TODAY TO JWALA....
ME....TODAY YAKSHA RAJAN IS EXPECTED TO BE ON THE WAY...SO GO AS A GROUP WITH A GUIDE....
HE....GURUJI, I HAVE GONE MANY TIMES, I KNOW THE ROUTE AND PLACE WELL..
AFTER 4 DAYS OF COMING BACK FROM YAGNAM, I RECEIVED A CALL FROM HIS WIFE THAT HER HUSBAND HAS NOT COME HOME....I SAID WAIT FOR 3 MORE DAYS....
AS I SUSPECTED HE LOST HIS WAY....LUCKY A GIANT EAGLE (GARUDA) WAS TRACKING HIM....A TRIBAL PICKED HIM UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST AND GUIDED HIM BACK TO AHOBILAM...
ON RETURN HE CAME RUNNING TO ME...I SAID TO HIM GO BACK TO AHOBILAM....VISIT ALL THE NRUSIMHA'S WITH PROPER GUIDE....
HE....WHAT SHALL I OFFER TO LORD?
ME....PURCHASE 25 BLANKETS AND GIVE IT TO THE POOR WHO CANT AFFORD SINCE ITS COLD SEASON......LORD WILL BE PLEASED BY IT.....

I JUST MET SOME ONE YESTERDAY....A AGED MAN OF 70 YEARS...
HE...I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON MY SON.....I GOT HIM EDUCATED....I FUNDED HIS HIGHER EDUCATION....I FINANCED HIM TO BUY A HOME....TODAY HE DOESNT CARE FOR ME OR FOR THE SPIRIT OF MY SACRIFICE....
I COULD'NT BEAR THE STENCH..... REAL NASTY SMELL.....GARBAGE OF MANY MANY YEARS....SO I ASKED HIM...
ME....IS HE YOUR SON?
HE....YES...WHY DOUBT?
ME....NO, NO....THE WAY YOU WERE SAYING AND CALLING IT AS SACRIFICE, I THOUGHT YOU DID FOR YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S SON.....I DONT THINK DOING TO OUR OWN SIBLINGS CAN BE CLAIMED AS SACRIFICE.... EVEN WITH YOUR OWN SON YOU CANT LOVE HIM UNCONDITIONALLY, WITH WHOM ELSE WILL YOU BE ABLE TO SHOW UNCONDITIONAL LOVE?
HE LOOKED TOTALLY LOST...
I SMILED AT HIM AND SAID...'I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT MY GURU WOULD HAVE REACTED THAT WAY....I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS....I JUST GO TO LORD WITH FOLDED HANDS TO HELP YOU OUT ON THIS....

T V CHARI...HOW TO GIVE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE TO ALL.....
ME....TAKE A GLASS JAR CLEAN IT AND KEEP IT DRY.... PUT THE CONDITIONED LOVE IN A VESSEL....FIRST MASH IT AND THEN PUT IT IN A MIXIE AND GRIND IT WELL.... FILTER ALL THE REMAINS.....PUT IT IN THE JAR WHICH IS KEPT DRY.......KEEP GIVING ONE SPOON TO WHOMEVER YOU MEET.............LOL...

TODAY..
SHE IS A MAHARASHTRIAN AND HE IS A TAMILIAN......SHE IS A DOCTORATE IN BIO CHEMISTRY AND MICROBIOLOGY.... SHE IS A VICE PRESIDENT FOR A BIG PHARMA COMPANY....THEY HAVE 3 KIDS.....HE IS A B.Tech IN EEE AND M.S. IN ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING....HE IS AT HOME....COOKS GOOD FOOD...TAKES CARE OF CHILDREN....DOES SHOPPING AND MARKETING FOR THE FAMILY....HE DRIVES HER TO THE AIRPORT FOR HER DOMESTIC AND INTERNATIONAL TRAVELS....REAL JOYOUS COUPLE...THEY LIVE IN USA.... I FEEL SO JOYOUS IN SEEING THEM....
15 YEARS BACK....
HE....GURUJI WE BOTH LOVE EACH OTHER....OUR PARENTS ARE NOT AGREEABLE TO THE MARRIAGE...CAN YOU HELP ME TO MARRY HER?
ME..OK...ONE CHANCE I WILL TRY WITH YOUR PARENTS...INCASE THEY REFUSE , I WILL CERTAINLY GET YOU BOTH MARRIED SUBJECT TO CERTAIN CONDITIONS...
BOTH PARENTS REFUSED...
I CALLED BOTH THE BOY AND THE GIRL...
ME...IF YOU BOTH WANT TO MARRY, I CAN GET YOU BOTH MARRIED ON ONE CONDITION....
THEY...YES GURUJI SPELL OUT YOUR CONDITION...
ME...BOTH OF YOU ARE PROFESSIONALS.....GENERALLY I HAVE SEEN MANY PROFESSIONALS WHEN THEY UNITE, THEY STILL HAVE THE TENDENCY TO CARRY THE LUGGAGE OF 'EGO' FROM WORK PLACE TO HOME TOO.....I JUST WISH YOU BOTH TO BE JOYOUS.....FOR THAT ONLY ONE CAN PURSUE A CAREER...THE OTHER CANNOT HONE THEIR AMBITIONS...IT MAY BE YOU OR HER.....ONLY ONE OF YOU...
THEY BOTH AGREED...
WE GOT THE MARRIAGE PERFORMED......LORDS GRACE...

A STINKINGLY RICH MAN CAME TO ME AND WAS ASKING ME...
HE....GURUJI I WANT TO BUILD AN OLD AGE HOME WHICH CAN HOUSE 1000 PEOPLE, FREE IN ALL RESPECTS....
I WANT TO BUILD AN ORPHANAGE FOR ORPHANS AROUND 1000 IN NUMBER...
ANY SUGGESTIONS GURUJI?
ME...OK...I WILL SUGGEST.....HOW MANY SERVANTS YOU HAVE IN YOUR BUNGALOW.....
HE...THERE ARE 17 PEOPLE INCLUDING THE GARDNER AND TWO SECURITY GUARDS....
ME...OK...FIRST EVERY DAY MORNING, BEFORE YOU ALL DRINK COFFEE AT HOME, GIVE THESE 17 PEOPLE FIRST DECOCTION COFFEE.... FEED THEM EVERY DAY WITH HOT MEALS BEFORE YOU EAT.... GIVE THEM GOOD CLOTHES TO WEAR AND HELP THEM TO PERFORM THEIR WORK.....DO THIS FOR A YEAR AND COME BACK TO ME....I WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GO ABOUT...
THE BEST JOKE IS...ITS 7 YEARS...HE HAS NOT COME BACK TO ME...VERY JOYOUS...ONE MORE WICKET DOWN..................LOL

LAST MONTH I WENT TO MEET A SOOTHSAYER BABA, WHO WAS IN A LODGE...JUST 15 MINUTES HE WILL SOLVE ALL PROBLEMS....MARRIAGE, JOB, FOREIGN TRAVEL, LOVE, CANCER, AND IF BELIEVED EVEN AIDS...I HAD GONE THERE...THERE WAS GOOD RUSH...MY TURN CAME....
BABA....APKA KYA PROBLEM HAI? BUSINESS?
ME....HAAN JI....
BABA...TUMKO KOI JAAN PEHACHAAN AADMI DOKHA DE DIYA?
ME...HAAN BABA...
BABA....(PHAT SOUND CAME AND BABA WAS HOLDING A TALISMAN IN HIS HAND).......ISKO BHAGAWAN KE PASS EK DIN RAKHE, TUMHARE HAATH ME BAAND LO....WOH SHAITAN TUMHARE PASS AAKE POORA PAISA KO WAPAS DEGA....
ME...DHANYAVAD BABA....KYA PAISA DENA?
BABA.....DO HAZAR KUM MUTH DE DO....USKE UPAAR BABA TUMHARE THARIF KARNA....
ME...BABA, IS ME 5000 HAI...AAP LEEJIYE.....
BABA WAS HAPPY AND I CAME OUT......I WAS WAITING IN THE VERANDAH.... STILL HE HAS NOT COME......THEN CAME THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN...I TOOK OUT THE REAL APPLE JUICE AND GAVE IT TO HIM....HE DENIED....
ME.....GOUTHAMI ASKED ME TO GIVE IT TO YOU....
HE IMMEDIATELY TOOK IT AND DRANK IT....THEN I SAID...'U WANT TO SEE GOUTHAMI?'...
HE...YES...I LONG TO SEE HER...
ME...U HV COME TO MEET BABA? SHALL I WAIT?
HE...NO I CANT WAIT....PLEASE TAKE ME TO GOUTHAMI...
I DROVE HIM AROUND 10 KMS TO GOUTHAMI'S PLACE.... I TOOK HIM INSIDE...THE FAMILY GOT UNITED AFTER 23 YEARS....
WHEN THE TIME COMES, EVERY ONE HAS TO UNITE.....LORDS GRACE..

HE CALLED ME TO HIS OFFICE... HE SAID HE WILL HAND OVER MONEY FOR THE YAGNAM... WHEN I WENT TO HIS OFFICE, I WAS ASKED TO WAIT OUTSIDE HIS CABIN....I SAT... AFTER 5 MINUTES, I COULD CLEARLY HEAR THAT HE WAS SHOUTING ON TOP OF HIS VOICE INSIDE THE CABIN TO SOME ONE....
I JUST SLIPPED OFF....
HE CALLED ME ON PHONE...SORRY GURUJI...I MADE U WAIT...I THINK U R ANGRY AND LEFT....
I JUST BROKE IN TO LAUGHTER...
HE ASKED .... WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING GURUJI?
I SAID......THE WAY YOU SHOUTED AT HIM, I GOT SCARED AND LEFT...FROM YOUR VOICE, YOUR MOOD IS NOT ALRIGHT....IN CASE U WANT TO DONATE ANY MONEY COME TO AHOBILAM AND GIVE.... I AM TOO LAZY THESE DAYS TO KEEP RUNNING BEHIND PEOPLE....
HE SAID....OK GURUJI...I WILL HAND OVER AT YAGNAM...
HE COULDNT MAKE IT...
HE CALLED ME AFTER YAGNAM...
HE....WHERE SHOULD I COME TO HAND OVER THE DONATION? I COULDNT MAKE IT TO THE YAGNAM...
I ONCE AGAIN WENT IN TO BOUTS OF LAUGHTER...
HE ASKED ME....WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING GURUJI?
I SAID....'MY SON, YOU ARE TOO LATE FOR THE 102ND YAGNAM SINCE ITS OVER AND YOU ARE TOO EARLY FOR THE NEXT.... BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME....
LORDS GRACE...

HE...GURUJI I AM IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL.....
ME....HAHAHAHA.....DONT BE IN LOVE....U HAVE TO BECOME LOVE...THERE IS A LOT OF DIFFERENCE.....TO BE IN LOVE AND TO BE LOVE ,THEIR IS HELL OF A DIFFERENCE...

THE GIRL IS TREMENDOUSLY IN LOVE WITH THE BOY.....THE BOY IS SO MUCH IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL....
BOY...I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU....
GIRL...ME TOO...ANYTHING FOR U....
BOY...ANY TIME....NO ONE CAN STOP ME FROM MARRYING YOU...
GIRL...YES, NO ONE CAN STOP ME FROM MARRYING YOU....
BOY...I LOVE YOU SO MUCH....
GIRL...I REALLY LOVE YOU DARLING....
THE BOY AND THE GIRL WERE TO ATTEND AHOBILAM YAGNAM....THE RELATIVES OF THE BOY CAME TO KNOW THAT THIS GIRL IS COMING...
BROTHER OF THE BOY....YOU CANT GO TO YAGNAM BECAUSE SHE IS COMING...
BOY...OK BROTHER....
NOW THE BOY TELLS THE GIRL....
BOY...MY BROTHER IS NOT ALLOWING ME TO GO TO YAGNAM....
GIRL..ITS OKAY....
THIS GIRL AND BOY ARE GOING TO MARRY AT A FUTURE DATE IT SEEMS....DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?......................LOL

A BOY OF 5 YEARS ONCE QUESTIONED ME IN A SCHOOL...
BOY...WHAT IS 2 + 3?
ME....I DUNNO DEAR...
BOY...I KNOW IT...ITS 5....
ME...SO LOVELY DEAR...I LEARNT FROM YOU....SO HAPPY...
BOY..WHAT IS THIS COLOUR?
ME...PINK...
BOY...NO YOU ARE WRONG....ITS ORANGE....
ME...SO LOVELY DEAR...I LEARNT FROM U....SO HAPPY..
BOY..WHAT IS THE WEIGHT OF A RHINOCEROUS...
ME...MAY BE 50 KGS...
BOY....HAHAHAHA...U DONT KNOW THIS ALSO....IT IS 2000 KGS....
THE BOY'S TEACHER ASKED ME...'WHY DID YOU WANTONLY GIVE WRONG ANSWERS?'.....
ME...BECAUSE THATS ALL I KNOW...
TEACHER...DONT JOKE....THERE MUST BE A REASON....
ME....JUST FUN....
TEACHER...NO I DONT BELIEVE THIS....
ME...SEE THE KID IS GROWING.....I JUST WANTED TO MAKE HIM HAPPY.....HIS PARENTS SAY , HE IS NOT THAT GOOD...HE HAS TO IMPROVE....THEY HAVE PUT HIM ON TO VARIOUS CLASSES....WHEN HE COMES TO SCHOOL, YOU TEACHERS SAY HE IS NOT UP TO THE MARK AND HE HAS TO DO BETTER..SPECIAL CLASSES...CLASS WORK, HOME WORK ETC., HIS FRIENDS SAY THEY ARE BETTER THAN HIM.... SO I DID NT WANT HIM TO GET DISCOURAGED...HE WILL BE HAPPY THAT ATLEAST THEIR IS ONE PERSON BELOW HIM WHO DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING...HE WILL BE HAPPY...MY MISSION IS ONLY THE PRESENT...SO JUST MADE HIM HAPPY....TEACHER DID YOU SEE HIM GOING BACK...HE WAS DANCING AND GOING TO CLASS...HE IS JOYOUS...





JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT SOME PEOPLE ASK....
HE....I HAVE SEEN YOU SOME WHERE...
ME....DO U OFTEN GO TO MOON?.....
HE....(VISIBLY SHAKEN AND MURMURED)...NO...
ME...(LAUGHED) THEN ITS NOT POSSIBLE THAT U MIGHT HAVE SEEN ME.......LOL

DAD WAS A MILITARY OFFICER ....SO ALWAYS VERY STRICT...ESPECIALLY WHILE EATING NO ONE SHOULD TALK.... RAM WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING, BUT DAD THREATENED HIM WITH ACTION AS NOT TO TALK....
AFTER 15 MINUTES, DINNER WAS OVER...
DAD....HEY RAM.....U WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING ON THE DINNER TABLE...WHAT IS IT?
RAM....LEAVE IT DAD...ITS ALL OVER....
DAD GOT WILD AND SAID...'I COMMAND YOU TO SAY WHAT YOU WANTED TO SAY'
RAM....DAD...THERE WAS A COCK ROACH IN YOUR FOOD... I JUST WANTED TO POINT THAT OUT TO YOU.....MISSED THE CHANCE OF INFORMING YOU IN TIME....
DAD LOOKED SHAKEN AND RAN TO TOILET.....

BHARAD...MYSELF AND MY WIFE FEEL THAT WE WERE TOGETHER MANY JANMAS....IS IT AN ILLUSION OR REAL...
BHARAD....IT ONES AGAIN DEPENDS WHETHER IT WAS THE HEART OR THE MIND....IF ITS FROM THE MIND ITS AN ILLUSION...IF ITS FROM THE HEART, IT IS, IT IS, IT IS...REAL....REAL.....REAL....

HE.....HOW TO KNOW WHETHER OUR THINKING IS FROM THE HEART OR THE MIND?
ME....HAHAHAHA...THERE YOU ARE ON THE MIND.....MIND ONLY DOUBTS...HEART NEVER EVER DOUBTS ANYTHING...INCASE U DOUBT, ITS ONLY FROM THE MIND AND NOT HEART (SOUL)....

HE....GURUJI, WE BOTH LOVE EACH OTHER....ANY ADVISE...
ME....IF UR LOVE IS AT BODY LEVEL.......AT BEST FEW MONTHS OR A COUPLE OF YEARS OF AMOROUS SEX, YOU WILL FEEL DISATISFIED AND YOU WILL DIVORCE....
IF YOUR LOVE IS AT MIND LEVEL.......AT BEST YOU BOTH WILL BE INSPECTING EACH OTHER'S ACTIONS, BLAMING EACH OTHER, DEVELOPING SELF PITY AND WILL GET DEPRESSED....U MAY BE SUSPICIOUS OF EACH OTHER....DEPENDING ON THE LEVEL OF WEAKNESS U BOTH MAY HAVE , YOU WILL BOTH CLING ON TO EACH OTHER...NO DOUBT THE MARRIAGE MAY SURVIVE OR NOT....
IF YOUR LOVE IS AT SOUL LEVEL (HEART), THEN IT WILL BE UNCONDITIONAL ONE.......THIS IS TRUE LOVE.....MUTUAL RESPECT.....HARMONY EVERYWHERE.. ABSOLUTE FAITH IN THE RELATIONSHIP....JUST A PARADISE...
NOW U BOTH HAVE TO FEEL WITH YOUR HEART AS TO WHICH CATEGORY YOU BELONG TO.....DONT THINK FROM THE MIND WHICH WILL LEAD TO DOUBTS AND PERISH YOUR CHANCES OF A JOYOUS COEXISTENCE AND MATRIMONY...

HE.....I AM SUBRA FROM USA...
ME....OH GR8....
HE....I AM Ph.D IN ORGANIC CHEMISTRY....I HAVE DONE POST DOCTORAL SEARCH FROM ILLINOIS....
ME...OH YOU ARE QUALIFIED.....
HE...EVERY WEEK ME AND MY FRIENDS MAKE 500 SANDWICHES AND DISTRIBUTE IT TO THE POOR AND NEEDY THRU 'SALVATION ARMY'..WE ALSO HELP AGED PEOPLE BY VISITING THE OLD HOMES, TALK TO THEM AND SERVE THEM ON SUNDAYS....
ME....I AM THRILLED TO HEAR THAT YOU ARE ALSO EDUCATED...NICE MEETING YOU SUBRA.....

WONDERFUL WORDS OF ANANYA.... IF ONE DOESNT TRUST THE PARTNER, WHAT IS THE POINT IN BEING TOGETHER?
YES ANANYA IS PERFECTLY RIGHT....BUT ANANYA, NOW A DAYS GIRLS AND BOYS LIKE TO CLING ON TO EACH OTHER IN THE NAME OF LOVE...IN FACT ITS JUST INFATUATION...EVEN AFTER MARRYING ITS ONLY INFATUATION AND THEY LIVE FOOLING EACH OTHER.....THIS ACT OF 'CLINGING ON' LEADS TO A FEELING OF INSECURITY COMBINED WITH SUSPICION.... THEN COMES THE SURVEILLANCE..... REALLY LOVING COUPLE OR PARTNERS OR PARENTS OR CHILDREN OR FRIENDS DONT INDULGE IN SUCH THINGS...THEY ALWAYS RESPECT THE PRIVACY OF ALL INDIVIDUALS AND SELDOM INDULGE IN SUCH TRICKS.... YOGA PATANJALI CALLS THIS ATTITUDE OF CLINGING AS 'ABHINIVESH'.... DONT CLING ON.....UNCONDITIONAL LOVE IS THE ANSWER...BY CLINGING ON YOU WILL GET FRUSTRATED AND LIFE WILL BECOME CUMBERSOME....

HE....I DONT KNOW GURUJI MY WIFE COMES TO KNOW OF EVERYTHING I TALK ON PHONE, OFFICIAL, UNOFFICIAL EVERYTHING....I AM PERPLEXED...
ME.....THATS WHY ITS CALLED 'SMARTPHONE'....................LOL

PRAYERS NEED NOT BE IN A SCHOLASTIC LANGUAGE....IT IS JUST THE DEDICATION WITH FAITH THATS NEEDED TOWARDS THE LORD....IT CAN BE IN YOUR OWN LANGUAGE...I KNOW FOR SURE HE LISTENS TO ALL OF US....

ANY ONE I COME ACROSS SAYS THEY DO THIS, THEY DO THAT, AND THAT TOO FOR THEIR FAMILY.... I DID THIS TO MY SON, I DID THIS TO MY DAUGHTER, I DID THIS FOR MY WIFE TO MAKE HER HAPPY....
SO AFTER SEEING ALL THIS, I DECIDED TO DO THINGS ONLY FOR MYSELF AND BE SELFISH....SO WHEN SOME ONE ASKS ME, I SAID I WORK FOR MYSELF, I LOVE FOR MYSELF, I DO FOR MYSELF......THIS I DECIDED BECAUSE ALL SEEM TO BE MAKING OTHERS HAPPY.....SO I DECIDED TO JUST MAKE MYSELF HAPPY....SO FROM THAT DAY I STARTED SAYING...'I AM JOYOUS'........LORDS GRACE.......LOL

DONT DO ANYTHING FOR DUTY SAKE.....BE AT OFFICE OR AT HOME, DO WORK WITH PASSION FOR IT......WHEN U SAY 'GURUJI, THIS IS MY DUTY', IT LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU ARE FORCED TO DO IT.... HAVE LOVE FOR THE WORK.....DEELOP PASSION TOWARDS WHAT YOU DO.... IN FACT HAVING LOVE OR PASSION FOR WORK, MAY REDUCE EXPECTATIONS OUT OF THAT WORK.... WHEN YOU DO WORK DO IT PASSIONATELY AND WITHOUT ANY EXPECTATIONS....THEN YOU WILL ENJOY WORKING.... WHEN YOU DO IT AS A DUTY, U WILL FEEL STRESSED AND NOT ENJOY THE WORK....LORDS GRACE...ENJOY

CASE 1....
ME....WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING?
HE....TOMORROW NIGHT GURUJI.....I NEED YOUR BLESSINGS.... I AM GOING THAT FAR ABROAD ONLY FOR MY FAMILY SAKE.....
CASE 2...
ME....WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING?
HE.....I AM NOT LEAVING GURUJI....I NEED YOUR BLESSINGS.... I DONT WANT TO BE AWAY THAT FAR ABROAD, LEAVING MY FAMILY....
IN BOTH CASES I SMILED....LORDS GRACE...ENJOY...

HE....GURUJI WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF LIFE?
ME....I DUNNO.....
HE....HAVE THEY NOT MENTIONED THE PURPOSE OF LIFE IN SCRIPTURES?
ME....MAY BE...
HE....THEN WHY DO YOU SAY 'YOU DONT KNOW'....
ME....THOSE HAVE BEEN SAID IN THE SCRIPTURES.... I HAVE NOT SAID IT... IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SAID BY A SAINT OR GOD....I DID NOT SAY IT....
HE...PLEASE DONT PLAY WITH ME GURUJI...
ME...YOU DO ONE THING.....ALLOW ME TO LIVE THIS LIFE.....LET ME SEE EVERYTHING...LET ME WONDER AT EVERYTHING.... LET ME ENJOY EVERYTHING..... SINCE YOU ARE AN ASTROLOGER, YOU KNOW WHEN I WILL DIE, HOW I WILL DIE, WHERE I WILL DIE.....COME AT THAT MOMENT.... IN CASE BY THAT TIME I HAVE KNOWN THE PURPOSE OF LIFE, I WILL INFORM YOU...AS OF DATE I DONT WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO ANY IDEA ON PURPOSE OF LIFE, FOR REALLY I DONT KNOW AND THE GOD WHO MADE ME ALONE MAY BE KNOWING....LORDS GRACE ENJOY...

 AFTER MOVING 12 YEARS WITH A GIRL AND ABOUT TO MARRY HER, THE BOY INTRODUCED HER TO ME.....I WAS AMUSED WHEN HE CALLED ME TO ENQUIRE, HOW FAR THE GIRL WAS COMPATIBLE WITH HIM......A QUALIFIED GUY BUT VERY MUCH STUPID....

ITS INDEED VERY SURPRISING WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY ARE WORKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP.....WORKING FOR A RELATION SHIP IS CERTAINLY NEEDED IN BUSINESS TRANSACTIONS...BETWEEN LOVERS, BETWEEN HUSBAND AND WIFE, BETWEEN CHILDREN, WHERE IS THE QUESTION OF WORKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP.... THE RELATIONSHIP IS BASED ON UNCONDITIONAL LOVE....IN ALL SUCH CASES IT JUST FALLS IN ITS PLACE.... IF YOU ARE WORKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP TO BE PUT IN PLACE IN UTMOST PERSONAL AREAS OF CONCERN, THEN ITS THE WORST SCENARIO THAT CAN TAKE PLACE....I CALL THIS A 'CURSE'....LORDS GRACE

UNCONDITIONAL LOVE IS THE KEY IN LIFE....INCASE YOU BELONG TO THIS, INCIDENTALLY U LIVE TOO THAT TOO WITHOUT GRUMBLING.......

REPLACE THE WORD 'DUTY' AND 'RESPONSIBILITY' WITH 'UNCONDITIONAL LOVE'.....WHEN U SAY , YOU ARE DOING AS A MATTER OF DUTY, SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PERSON FOR ONCE LOOKS VERY UGLY AND DIRTY TO ME....

AS YOU GROW IN POWER, BE KIND AND HUMBLE....

HE....I AM A VERY DISCIPLINED GUY GURUJI....
ME...OH GR8.....VERY NICE TO SEE A BLUE MOON....
HE...HOW ABOUT YOU?
ME...I AM A TOTALLY INDISCIPLINED GUY...
HE...WHY SO?
ME...I WAS TOLD LONG BACK THAT DISCIPLINE IS A BRIDGE CONNECTING GOALS AND ACHIEVEMENT.... IN MY CASE THERE IS NEITHER ANY GOAL, NOR I HAVE ANYTHING TO ACHIEVE.... HENCE TOTALLY INDISCIPLINED.... YOU HAVE GOALS...YOU HAVE TO ACHIEVE...YOU HAVE DUTIES...RESPONSIBILITIES.....FOR IN YOUR CASE YOU ARE THE DOER....U NEED DISCIPLINE TO FULFIL YOUR EGO TRIP IN LIFE... I HAVE NOTHING TO ACHIEVE AND I KNOW I AM NOT THE DOER...HENCE GROSSLY INDISCIPLINED WITH LORDS GRACE.....




WE BOTH WENT TO 'BANGARU KAMAKSHI' TEMPLE IN THANJAVUR...THERE WERE TWO COWS...I OFFERED BANANA TO THE YOUNGER ONE AND SHE WAS DISINTERESTED...I OFFERED TO THE ELDER ONE..SHE REFUSED TO TAKE IT AND EVEN SHOOK HER HEAD IN DISAPPROVAL TWICE..THIS HAS BEEN THE CASE MANY TIMES..I JUST WANTED THEM TO ESCAPE THE RUNAM WITH ME, BUT THEY ALWAYS REFUSE...THEY DONT WANT TO GO TO LORD INSTEAD PREFER TO STAY WITH ME..REALLY FUNNY..I KNOW THESE SOULS FOR MORE THAN 1200 YEARS AND THEY REFUSE TO LEAVE ME..VERY FUNNY INDEED...

A FEW MONTHS BACK.....
IT WAS 35 YEARS SINCE I MET HIM...I WAS WAITING FOR HIM AT THE STATION...PAST MEMORIES.....WE BOTH HAPPENED TO BE TOGETHER FOR 12 DAYS.....AFTER THAT WE HAVE NOT MET.... TODAY I KNOW HE IS A VERY BIG MAN.......I KNOW VERY WELL THAT HE WILL BE SURROUNDED BY A LOT OF PEOPLE AND OFCOURSE THE POLICE TO ESCORT HIM OUT OF STATION... THERE WERE A LOT OF PEOPLE CARRYING THE PARTY FLAGS AND SHOUTING SLOGANS IN PRAISE OF HIM AND HIS PARTY....THE TRAIN HAD ARRIVED AND HE WAS COMING OUT OF THE FIRST CLASS AC COMPARTMENT...I WAS STANDING IN A CORNER...AS HE GOT DOWN FROM THE TRAIN, HIS EYES WERE SEARCHING FOR ME....HE SPOTTED ME.... HE JUST PUSHED HIS SECURITY CORDON AND STARTED MOVING TOWARDS ME....I HUGGED HIM AND HE WAS IN TEARS...HE PUT HIS HAND IN TO HIS POCKET AND REMOVED A 25 PAISE OLD COIN WHICH I HAD GIVEN HIM 35 YEARS BACK....
HE HANDED IT BACK TO ME AND SAID...'THIS HAS DONE WHAT I WANTED....NOW I WANT TO GIVE THIS BACK TO YOU, SO THAT IT MAY BE USEFUL TO SOME ONE ELSE'...
ME...PLEASE CONTINUE TO KEEP IT...STILL YOU HAVE NOT ARRIVED AT THE DESTINATION.... ONCE YOU ARRIVE, IT WILL CERTAINLY LEAVE YOU....
HE JUST BOWED AND LEFT....I JUST ESCAPED IN TO THE CROWD...

AS WE CROSSED TRICHY TOWARDS THANJAVUR, WE VISITED THE TEMPLE ON A SMALL HILL TOP...TIRUVERUMBUR..ERUMBEESWARAR...HERE THE LEGEND SAYS THAT THE DEVAS IN THE FORM OF ANTS WORSHIPPED LORD SHIVA...ERUMBU IN TAMIL MEANS ANTS AND HENCE CALLED ERUMBEESWARAR...WE BOTH WORSHIPPED THE LORD AND I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR OUR COMMON FRIEND...SHE WAS THERE AT THE ENTRANCE OF THE TEMPLE, A 21 DAYS OLD GOAT...SHE WAS NOT COMFORTABLE TO TAKE THE BANANA FROM ME..SO I ASKED THE PERSON ACCOMPANYING ME TO FEED HER WITH A BANANA GIVEN AS PRASAD BY THE PRIEST...SHE HAPPILY ATE THE BANANA...SHE WAS VERY HAPPY...SHE WAS BLARING SOUNDS..AS WE CLIMBED DOWN THE HILL SHE WAITED IN THE STEPS BLARING SOUNDS..I KNEW THE REASON...I JUST SMILED TO THE PERSON ACCOMPANYING ME...I KNOW VERY WELL THAT A LIABILITY OUTSTANDING FOR NEARLY 12 BIRTHS HAD BEEN PAID FOR BY THE PERSON ACCOMPANYING ME...LORDS GRACE...


IT WAS AN USUAL DAY.... I WAS DRIVING ANANTARAMAN'S VOLKSWAGEN VENTO CAR.... SUDDENLY SOME THING CAME TO MY MIND... JUST 35 KMS BEFORE TRICHY IS A VILLAGE ON THE HIGHWAY BY NAME 'SIRUVACHOOR'....THE PRESIDING DEITY IS 'MADHURA KALI AMMAN'...SHE IS A REAL BEAUTY... TWO EYES ARE NOT ENOUGH TO SEE HER.. 
I COMPLETED HAVING A DARSHAN OF HER AND CAME TO BOARD THE CAR... THE KEYS WERE MISSING... I SEARCHED MY BAG AND SHIRT POCKET...NO WHERE I COULD FIND... I THOUGHT OF CALLING ANANTARAMAN TO INFORM THIS... THE LUGGAGE WAS INSIDE THE CAR...THEN I REALISED THE MOBILE WAS INSIDE THE CAR....I HARDLY REMEMBER ANY TELEPHONE NUMBER....SO I WALKED WITH MY SHOULDER BAG TO THE MAIN HIGHWAY WHICH IS 2 KMS FROM THE TEMPLE.... I JUST BOARDED A BUS TO TRICHY.....I GOT DOWN IN TRICHY BUS STAND AND WENT TO VASANTHA BHAVAN TO HAVE SOME SNACKS AND COFFEE.... I JUST CAME OUT... 
AN OLD MAJESTIC LOOKING LADY, MAY BE AROUND 75 YEARS OF AGE, APPROACHED ME AND ASKED ME DIRECTION TO GO TO TO SIRUVACHUR, ' MADHURA KALI AMMAN ' TEMPLE....SHE TOLD ME SHE HAS COME ON A PILGRIMAGE AND WHETHER I CAN GUIDE HER TO SIRUVACHUR...SHE IS FROM NORTH OF INDIA AND SPOKE HINDI....SHE DIDNT UTTER A WORD IN TAMIL... I THOUGHT THERE IS SOME MESSAGE IN THIS...ON THE PRETEXT OF GUIDING HER I THOUGHT OF GOING BACK TO SIRUVACHUR.... SO WE BOTH BOARDED A BUS AND WERE TALKING SO MANY THINGS, RIGHT FROM FAMILY TO RELIGION TO POLITICS ETC., WE REACHED SIRUVACHUR.... 
IT WAS AFTER NOON AND THE TEMPLE WAS CLOSED... SO WE JUST SAT ON A RAISED PLATFORM... SHE SAID SHE WAS VERY TIRED AND WOULD LIKE TO SLEEP.... SHE ASKED ME WHETHER I WOULD MIND IF SHE SLEPT WITH HER HEAD ON MY LAP SINCE THERE WAS NO PILLOW WITH US....SHE STARTED DOZING ON MY LAP... AFTER TWO HOURS OF SLEEP SHE SAID SHE WAS HUNGRY... SO FIRST WE BOTH WENT TO A SMALL HOTEL AND HAD SNACKS...
WE RETURNED BACK TO THE TEMPLE....WE HAD THE DARSHAN OF GODDESS AND THEN WE WERE DOING PRADAKSHANAM OF THE PRAKARAM...AFTER 12 PRADAKSHANAMS SHE WENT MISSING...SHE WAS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND... I WAS SURPRISED AND AS I WAS JUST COMING OUT OF THE TEMPLE, THE POOJARI/PRIEST CAME RUNNING FROM INSIDE AND SAID..'SIR, THE OLD WOMAN WHO CAME WITH YOU TO HAVE DARSHAN ASKED ME TO KEEP THIS PACKET NEAR THE GODDESS AND THEN GIVE IT TO YOU'....HE HANDED OVER THE PACKET AND LEFT INSIDE.. 
WHEN I OPENED THE PACKET I FOUND THE CAR KEYS, SOME KUMKUM PRASADAM AND A LEMON....I JUST TURNED BACK AND WENT INTO THE TEMPLE TO SEE THE GODDESS....I FOUND 'SRI MADHURA KALI AMMAN' SMILING AT ME GRACEFULLY.... I WAS IN TEARS.......LORDS GRACE...JAI MATA DI......

THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF MY EXISTENCE IS TO DESTROY YOUR MIND.....YOUR ILLUSIONS HAS TO BE DESTROYED... THE HALLUCINATIONS PROJECTED BY YOUR MIND HAS TO BE DESTROYED...YOU HAVE TO BE TREMENDOUSLY COURAGEOUS TO TRAVEL WITH ME.... ONCE YOU START LISTENING TO MY ME, YOU WILL BECOME REBELLIOUS AND COURAGEOUS... YOU WILL DEVELOP THE WILL TO LOOK BEYOND THE CHEAP TRICKS WHAT THE MIND OFFERS... YOU WILL START ENJOYING THE RYTHM OF YOUR HEART...NO DOUBT MANY AROUND YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND YOU AND YOUR ACTIONS SINCE YOU WILL BE A HEART ORIENTED PERSON AND NOT MIND ORIENTED... SOME MAY GET SCARED OF YOU AND MAY DISTANCE THEMSELVES FROM YOU... YOU WILL ONLY HAVE A LIMITED SET OF PEOPLE , WHO MAY BE PEOPLE OF HEART AND NOT MIND...SOME MAY EVEN CONSIDER YOU INSANE... THIS IS RISKY... U MAY NOT BE ANY LONGER THE SAME PERSON... FOR THAT JOYFUL MOMENT TO DAWN ON YOU, YOU MAY HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME AND NOT JUST HEAR TO ME....PLEASE REMEMBER I AM MORE A HEART ORIENTED PERSON AND NOT MIND ORIENTED... I KNOW NO SCHEMING AND PLANNING.. I JUST SAIL WITH THE WIND... TO ME LIFE IS A MIRACLE AND EVERY MOMENT IS A MIRACLE BEYOND ANY LOGIC OR REASONING....ARE YOU PREPARED TO RISK YOUR LIFE BY TRAVELLING WITH SUCH A PERSON?.......LORD'S GRACE...

VEDARANYAM.....A TINY VILLAGE SOUTH OF TAMIL NADU....IT WAS A FULL MOON DAY... I WAS BATHING IN THE SEA AFTER COMPLETING A PRAYOGAM....AS I WAS BATHING, SOMETHING CAUGHT HOLD OF MY LEGS TIGHTLY AND I COULD NOT MOVE....I WAS JUST STANDING WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT TO DO...SO I BENT DOWN TO FEEL AS TO WHAT WAS CATCHING MY LEGS...I JUST FELT IT BY TOUCHING IT....I KNEW WHO IT WAS...IT WAS 'SOMNA' MY PRETTY GIRL, WHO PLAYS WITH ME VERY OFTEN MANY TIMES, WHENEVER I GO FOR SEA BATHING....SLOWLY SHE RAISED HER HEAD FROM WATER AND KISSED ME ON MY LIPS AND HUGGED ME TIGHTLY WITH THE REMAINING SIX LEGS...SHE SLOWLY LEFT HER GRIP ON ME AND LOWERED HER HEAD AND SWAM BACK IN TO THE OCEAN...'SOMNA' THE GIANT OCTOPUS, AN YAKSHINI WHO ALWAYS LOVES ME.....LORDS GRACE.......

ONCE DURING ONE OF OUR ASTRAL TRAVELS WE MET A SAINT BY NAME 'KRUPADEVAR' WHO LIVED PHYSICALLY IN THIS WORLD SOME 3000 YEARS BACK. INTERESTINGLY HE WAS ENQUIRING WITH US THE CONDITION OF MANY TEMPLES IN THE BHARAT DESH... WHEN WE WERE WONDERING AS TO WHY HE WAS ENQUIRING ALL THIS WITH US, SINCE HE MUST HAVE KNOWN THE STATUS ALREADY DUE TO ASTRAL TRAVEL...
KRUPADEVAR...U MUST BE WONDERING AS TO WHY I AM ASKING THIS QUESTION WHEN I KNOW VERY WELL THE STATUS OF THESE TEMPLES DUE TO ASTRAL TRAVEL?
WE...YES LORD...EXACTLY WE ARE WONDERING...
KRUPADEVAR ...IT IS JUST TO FIND OUT WHETHER UR ANALYSIS AND WHAT WE FOUND MATCHES OR NOT....
WE...SO SWEET OF YOU MY LORD...
WE JUST KEPT QUIET...
KRUPADEVAR...WHY NOW R U NOT ASKING WHETHER WHAT WE SAW AND WHAT U ANALYSED MATCHES OR NOT?
WE SMILED AND CONTINUED...
WE...WE R AMAZED TO BE IN YOUR PRESENCE.. NOW NOTHING IS INTERESTING TO US BUT TO BE IN YOUR PRESENCE...
KRUPADEVAR...(SMILES)...YOUR SMILE HAS ANSWERED MY QUESTION...WHAT I SAW AND WHAT U ANALYSED R EXACT..U ALREADY KNOW THAT AND HENCE U DIDNT FOLLOW IT UP WITH THE NEXT QUESTION...PEOPLE WHO DO 'ASTRAL TRAVEL' ALWAYS KNOW THE TRUTH...
WE JOINED IN THE COSMIC LAUGHTER WITH KRUPADEVAR...

ALMOST EVERY TIME I GO TO FOREST, I KEEP HUGGING AND KISSING THE TREES PLANTS ANIMALS AND BIRDS.... I SEE DIVINITY IN THEM AND THEY TOO RESPOND WITHOUT ANY INHIBITION...THEN I KEEP INTERACTING WITH THEM FOR LONG HOURS.... THEY HAVE A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF THE MOTHER NATURE AND COSMOS... IN FACT MANY OF THEM ARE MORE AWARE AND CONSCIOUS.... PROBABLY THAT'S THE REASON WHY HUMANS ARE NOT ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THEIR LANGUAGE, SINCE WE ARE UNCONSCIOUS AND MORE COSMETIC IN APPROACH....

A VAMACHARI WAS MANY TIMES STEALING MANY GOOD THINGS WHICH WE WERE DOING FOR THE CAUSE OF HUMANITY.... EVERY TIME WHEN WE LOOSE IT, WE USED TO RE DO IT, SO THAT THE BENEFITS REACH THE SHORES OF HUMANITY....
FINALLY A MIRACLE HAPPENED....LORD MADE HIM TO REALISE HIS FOLLY.... HE CHANGED FOR GOOD....
AFTER MANY YEARS I HAPPENED TO SEE HIM IN DEVA PRAYAG....
HE WAS IN TEARS.... 
HE ASKED ME....EVERY TIME I STOLE, YOU KEPT QUIET AND DID NOT HARM ME....INSTEAD YOU WERE REDOING IT FOR THE HUMANITY.... WHY YOU NEVER FELT LIKE STOPPING ME OR DESISTING ME FROM DOING.... YOU COULD HAVE EASILY IMMOBILISED ME OR EVEN KILLED ME.... WHY YOU DIDNT DO IT?
WE REPLIED.... WE ARE NOT THE DOERS..... WE HAVE NOT COME HERE TO REFORM ANY ONE.... WE HAVE COME HERE JUST TO LIVE AND DO OUR WORK ALLOTTED TO US BY GOD.... WE ARE MORE LIKE BEES.... YOU MAY STEAL HONEY FROM US....BUT YOU CANT STEAL OUR ART OF MAKING HONEY.......
AS HE FELL DOWN TO PROSTRATE US, WE HUGGED HIM.... HE WAS VERY ELATED..................LORDS GRACE...


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GOLDEN WORDS OF HH SRI VV SRIDHAR GURUJI

WHEN HE WAS TALKING WITH MANY GIRLS, ALL OF THEM USED HIM FOR THEIR TEMPORARY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT AND DITCHED HIM...MARRIED THEIR BOY FRIENDS.....NOW A GIRL LIKES HIM AND HE IS DEVELOPING COLD FEET...SOME PEOPLE ENJOY BEING DEVASTATED EMOTIONALLY....THEY ENJOY BEING INDECISIVE TOO....VERY FUNNY GUY...

I FOUND HIM DISTURBED....SO I ASKED...
HOW IS YOUR DAY?
HE...NORMAL....
ME....HAHAHAHAHA...I KNOW THAT...'NORMAL'....THAT'S ONE OF THE SETTINGS IN YOUR WASHING MACHINE AT HOME..............

HE....WHAT IS THE SECRET TO LIFE ..GURUJI?
ME....HAHAHAHA.... TRY LIVING IT....

WHEN HE WAS IN DEATH BED, THE PRIEST ASKED HIM TO RENOUNCE THE SATAN...
HE LAUGHED AND SAID...'THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO MAKE ENEMIES'....
HOW WONDERFUL HE THOUGHT....

HE.....GURUJI, ITS ILLEGAL TO DRIVE MORE THAN 55 MILES PER HOUR IN THIS ZONE..
ME......HAHAHAHAHA....THATS CORRECT...BUT NOTHING IS ILLEGAL UNTIL YOU GET CAUGHT....................LOL

SCIENTIST.....THE MOST COMMON ELEMENT IN THIS WORLD IS 'HYDROGEN'...
ME......HAHAHA.... I FEEL THE MOST COMMON ELEMENT IS 'STUPIDITY'.....LOL

I SAW A BOARD SUM WHERE AND STARTED LAUGHING AT ONCE....
'NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION'......

SHE....WHEN YOU ARE FREE, LET ME KNOW?
ME....HAHAHAHA....U KNOW ...WHEN I AM FREE, I AM LAZY...................LOL

AMONG FRIENDS DOING BUSINESS IS RISKY......IT NOT ONLY SPOILS BUSINESS, IT SPOILS THE RELATIONSHIP AMONG THE FRIENDS.... SO IF YOU VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP MORE, DONT DO BUSINESS WITH FRIENDS AS PARTNERS...

THE WORD 'HONESTY' IS PERCEIVED DIFFERENTLY BY MANY OF US....

TULASI VENKATA RAMAGOPAL.....IS IT TRUE GURUJI THAT DURING THE LAST FEW MINUTES OF LIFE, HUMANS SEE TRUTH?
ME.....HAHAHAHAHA.....TULASI, WHEN I PASS THRU THOSE MOMENTS, IF A COMPUTER IS BY MY SIDE, I CAN SAY AS TO WHAT IS SEEN.... STILL I THINK THERE IS SOME MORE TIME IN MY CASE, TO EXPERIENCE SUCH A DELIGHT..........................LOL

HE....I AM A DISCIPLE OF SWAMI DAYANANDA....
ME....HAS HE ACCEPTED YOU AS A DISCIPLE?....
HE...ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE HIM....
ME...THEN YOU CANT BE HIS DISCIPLE....IF HE IS YOUR MASTER AND HE HAS ACCEPTED YOU AS HIS DISCIPLE, THERE IS ALWAYS A HOT LINE BETWEEN THE MASTER AND DISCIPLE....YES YOU MAY NOT SEE HIM....BUT HIS GRACE WILL MAKE YOU VISUALISE HIM AND BE IN COMMUNICATION WITH HIM.... THIS CLEARLY SHOWS YOU CLAIM TO BE HIS DISCIPLE, BUT HE HAS NOT HONOURED YOU WITH THAT TITLE....JUST BY MERELY BOASTING THAT TYOU ARE THE DISCIPLE OF SWAMI DAYANANDA WILL NOT HONOUR YOU THE TITLE OF A 'DISCIPLE' UNLESS YOUR MASTER HAS ACCEPTED YOU SO....

THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALWAYS SUCCEEDED IN LIFE......SHE WAS A VERY GOOD STUDENT...SHE STUDIED ON SCHOLAR SHIP...SHE JOINED SOFTWARE...NOW NO PROJECTS...SITTING ON THE BENCH....SO SHE FEELS DEPRESSED... THIS IS THE PROBLEM OF SUCCESS...THIS THE PROBLEM OF AMBITION.... SHE NEVER THOUGHT WHEN SHE WAS DOING WELL IN STUDIES, THERE WERE ALSO OTHERS IN THE CLASS WHO WERE NOT DOING WELL... HAD I BEEN IN HER PLACE, IF I WAS AWARDED THE FIRST RANK THIS MONTH, NEXT MONTH I WOULD LIKE IT TO BE REWARDED TO SOME ONE ELSE....YOU CANT MAKE A LIVING IN PEAK.....THE LIFE IS FULL OF PEAKS.... CERTAINLY AS MANY AS PEAKS, AS MANY VALLEYS.... IF YOU HAVE SEEN THE PEAK, FEEL HAPPY AND SILENTLY GET DOWN TO ENJOY THE VALLEY.... CLIMB ANOTHER PEAK...SILENTLY GET DOWN TO THE VALLEY...ACCEPT THIS AS LAW OF NATURE...I DONT WANT TO USE THE WORD 'COMPROMISE' BUT I WOULD LIKE TO UISE THE WORD 'ACCEPT', SINCE COMPROMISE IS MORE A TOLERANT ATTITUDE AND YOU STILL WILL GRUMBLE.... WHEN YOU TASTE SUCCESS YOUR HEAD MUST BE HUMBLE.... BUT PRIDE ENTERS.... IF EDUCATION IS GOOD, THEN EGO CANNOT BE ITS COMPANION.... SO SOMEWHERE THAT EGO IS HURT TODAY...SHE IS STRUGGLING... IF SHE UNDERSTANDS THAT IN LIFE WE DONT GET EVERYTHING, SHE WILL BE JOYOUS....LORDS GRACE..

EVERY ONE IS UNIQUE.....NEVER EVER COMPARE YOURSELF WITH OTHERS...BY COMPARING, YOU ARE DISRESPECTING YOUR OWN SELF....

WHEN A MASTER OR A SADGURU PERFORMS A MARRIAGE , THE HOROSCOPE SHOULD NOT BE SEEN...SIMILARLY WHEN THE BOY AND THE GIRL ARE ALREADY KNOWN TO EACH OTHER, (LIKE LOVE MARRIAGE), HOROSCOPE IS NOT TO BE MATCHED....HOROSCOPES MATCHING CAN BE DONE PROVIDED THE BOY AND THE GIRL ARE NOT KNOWN TO EACH OTHER..

HE GETS UP MORNING WITH A MASK AT HOME.....WITH PARENTS, WITH WIFE, WITH CHILDREN, HE SHOWS DIFFERENT MASKS...GOES TO OFFICE....MANY MASKS AT OFFICE WITH BOSSES, WITH COLLEAGUES, WITH JUNIORS, DIFFERENT MASKS FOR DIFFERENT PEOPLE....HE MEETS A FRIEND ON THE WAY...ANOTHER MASK...BACK HOME ANOTHER SET OF MASKS....
I LAUGH AT HIM..... HE IS LOST...

SOME ONE SAID, VVS IS AVAILABLE AS 'LAZY SRIDHAR' SRIDHARAAMRITAM & SADGURU CHARITRA......SO THIS GENTLEMAN BECAME A MEMBER....SUDDENLY AFTER A WEEK DURING A PRIVATE CHAT WITH ME...

HE....GURUJI, PLEASE SHOW ME THE PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT?
ME....OH SURE......DO U HAVE A CANDLE?
HE...YES GURUJI....
ME....DO YOU HAVE A MATCH BOX?
HE... YES GURUJI....
ME...NOW SIT DOWN SQUATTING IN PADMASANA....
HE...OK GURUJI DONE...
ME...NOW LIGHT THE CANDLE WITH MATCH STICK...IS THE CANDLE GLOWING?
HE....YES GURUJI...
ME....NOW SLOWLY TAKE THE CANDLE AND TAKE IT NEAR THE FACE AND LOOK AT THE FLAME STRAIGHT....
HE...R U LOOKING AT THE FLAME...
ME...YES GURUJI...
HE....THIS IS CALLED EN LIGHT EN MENT.............................LOL




ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE DEEP UNDERSTANDING OF ONE'S OWN SELF IN THIS COSMIC EXISTENCE.....

KNOWLEDGE IS THE GREATEST BARRIER AGAINST INTELLIGENCE AND ONWARD TO REALISATION...KNOWLEDGE ALWAYS THINKS IT KNOWS.....FURTHER IT THINKS THAT THROUGH QUESTIONING ANYTHING CAN BE KNOWN...KNOWLEDGE HAS DUPED THE HUMANS AND THE RESULTANT EFFECT IS THEY HAVE LOST THE ART OF WONDERING IN TO THE MYSTERY OF LIFE AND CREATION....INTELLECT HAS BECOME THE KEY TO THEIR EGO AND STUBBORNNESS.... WHEN I SEE SUCH CHARACTERS I JUST LAUGH HEARTILY...THEY ALL LOOK LIKE CLOWNS AND LORD PROVIDES GOOD ENTERTAINMENT THRU THEM..

WHAT IS AVAILABLE IN THE BOOKS AND OTHER MEDIA THAT CAN BE TAUGHT IS INTELLECT....THE JOB OF THE TEACHER IS TO HONE THAT INTELLECT.....WHAT IS NOT AVAILABLE IN THE BOOKS AND OTHER MEDIA AND THAT CANNOT BE TAUGHT IS INTELLIGENCE.....IF YOUR FAITH IN MASTER'S WORDS AND YOUR ACTIONS REFLECTING IT WILL CERTAINLY TAKE YOU TO THE DOORS OF REALISATION WHICH IS THE END PRODUCT OF INTELLIGENCE...TEACHER TEACHES TO INSTALL INTELLECT IN YOU, WHEREAS MASTER DOESNT TEACH OR PREACH BUT ALLOWS YOU TO GO THROUGH THE PROCESS OF LIFE AND STANDS BY YOU AS YOU GET REALISED....

IF YOU ARE INDEPENDENT OF ALL CONDITIONINGS I FEEL YOU HAVE ARRIVED..

BEFORE TRYING TO LEAP.....ENJOY THE WALK WITH SMALL STEPS...

HEART IS WONDERFUL...ITS BEYOND TIME...ITS BEYOND THE DIRTY TRICKS OF MIND...IT DOESNT CLING ON TO PAST OR THINKS OF FUTURE...HEART IS MORE ON THE PRESENT.....

ANY IDEA DEEPLY ROOTED IS THE BASIS OF CONDITIONING...

MYSTERIES ARE NOT REVEALED TO THOSE WHO QUESTION....

OH LORD....SO SWEET OF YOU..... DESPITE MY NOT TAKING RESPONSIBILITY IN THIS LIFE, YOU ARE KIND ENOUGH TO CHANGE MY ATTITUDE OF LOOKING AT THIS WONDERFUL LIFE FULL OF WONDERS AND MYSTERIES....

A DEFINITION IS SOMETHING THAT IS MADE BY THE MIND.....EXPERIENCE CANNOT BE DEFINED...IF DEFINABLE IT WILL NOT BE CONSTRUED AS EXPERIENCE...EXPERIENCE IS THAT OF THE HEART, SOUL.....LORD LIVES IN THAT EXPERIENCE.....WHEN THE HEART IS FULL WITH IT YOU HAVE THE VISION OF SOMETHING THAT IS ETERNAL CALLED 'GOD'.... TO DEFINE GOD IS IMPOSSIBLE, TO EXPERIENCE GOD IS EASY....U WANT TO DEFINE HIM AND SIGHT HIM THEN ITS PREPOSTEROUS....U WANT TO EXPERIENCE HIM AND VISUALISE HIM, THEN MOVE FROM HEAD/MIND ORIENTED TO HEART/SOUL ORIENTED....U WILL CERTAINLY VISUALISE HIM AND BE IN ECSTASY OF REJOICEFUL MEDITATION.....

HE...GURUJI...I KEEP LOOKING FOR MEANING AND PURPOSE IN LIFE...SOME TIMES I FEEL MEANINGLESS AND PURPOSELESS....
ME...HAHAHAHA...NATURAL....WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEANING AND PURPOSE IN LIFE, U WILL AT SOME POINT OF TIME FEEL MEANING LESS....BY DEFINING THE PURPOSE OF LIFE YOU ARE TRYING TO BRING LIFE UNDER YOUR CONTROL...THIS IS ABSURD AND IMPOSSIBLE.....YOU CANT BRING LIFE UNDER YOUR CONTROL, RATHER YOU CAN BE UNDER THE CONTROL OF LIFE, ENJOYING ALL THE TWISTS AND TURNS...SO DROP SEARCHING FOR MEANING OR PURPOSE IN LIFE...,WHEN U BECOME INTELLIGENT, YOU WILL KNOW THE MEANING AND PURPOSE....ONCE YOU KNOW THAT, YOU WILL BURST IN TO ETERNAL LAUGHTER...LORDS GRACE..

EVEN VERY BIG PUNDITS, WHO HAVE WON LAURELS FOR THEIR VEDIC KNOWLEDGE COMMIT CERTAIN THINGS NOT EXPECTED OF THEM....SOME TIMES PEOPLE WHO CAN SPEAK IN SANSKRIT, WHERE THERE ARE A LOT OF PUBLIC, START SPEAKING IN SANSKRIT.... THIS IS ILL MANNERED... NOT EVERY ONE CAN UNDERSTAND SANSKRIT.....BEFORE ALL OTHERS, IF TWO ALONE SPEAK IN SANSKRIT, IT WILL SEND WRONG SIGNALS TO OTHERS, FOR THEY CANT UNDERSTAND... WHY TALK A LANGUAGE WHICH CANNOT BE UNDERSTOOD BY OTHERS BEFORE A BIG AUDIENCE....WILL OUR ELDERS, PRIESTS, PUNDIT WELL VERSED IN SANSKRIT TAKE NOTE OF THIS AND AVOID SPEAKING IN SANSKRIT IN PUBLIC? IS IT NOT AN ACT OF EGO AND PRIDE THAT YOU KNOW SOMETHING WHICH OTHERS DONT KNOW? IS IT WISE TO MAKLE A SHOW OFF? DONT BELITTLE YOUR IMAGE BEFORE THE PUBLIC....SUCH TALKS IN SANSKRIT LANGUAGE CAN BE IN PRIVATE BUT NOT IN PUBLIC....

MY WHOLE EFFORT IS TO UNDO WHAT HARM YOU HAVE DONE TO YOURSELF, IN THE NAME OF EGO, SELFISHNESS, GREED, AMBITION, JEALOUSY, PRIDE, HATRED, NEGATIVITY ETC., SINCE I KNOW TOO WELL NEITHER I AM THE DOER NOR YOU, THE EFFORT I PUT IN IS SO LIGHT AND MAKES ME FEEL EFFORTLESS....HOW NICE OF YOU , MY LORD...

IN THE NAME OF RELIGIOUS OR SPIRITUAL PEOPLE TODAY WE FIND A LOT OF THEOLOGIST..... THE OTHER DAY I WAS INTRODUCED TO A VERY BIG SPIRITUAL MASTER....WHEN I LEFT THE PLACE, IT LOOKED AS THOUGH I HAD AN APPOINTMENT WITH A POLITICAL PERSONALITY...REALLY FUNNY....LOL

HE....HOW TO REALISE TRUTH GURUJI...
ME....VERY EASY....FIRST ACCEPT YOURSELF TOTALLY THE WAY U R....

BE RELAXED.....ITS JUST TIME....EVERYTHING CHANGES....EFFORTLESS...IT JUST HAPPENS AND ITS A MATTER OF FAITH....

HE....GURUJI, U HAVE TO FIX THE HOME FOR ME.U SHOULD JUST SAY THIS IS YOUR HOME AND I WILL PURCHASE IT......
ME...U PLEASE SELECT A HOME THE WAY U WANT SUITING YOUR BUDGET....
HE....PLEASE GURUJI...PLEASE...PLEASE....
ME....OK THEN I HAVE A NICE OFFER FOR YOU....ITS JUST 35 KMS FROM HYDERABAD......GATED COMMUNITY....DUPLEX HOUSES..5 BEDROOMS HALL KITCHEN...MODULAR KITCHEN...LAUNDRY.....CAR PARKING...24 HOURS SECURITY.....SWIMMING POOL.....CLUB.....SUPERMARKET ATTACHED...LOT OF LAWNS.....TENNIS COURT....GOLF COURSES....NEARBY INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL IS THERE...YOU CAN GET UR SON AND DAUGHTER ADMITTED THERE....ALL INCLUSIVE IT COSTS ONLY 4.5 CRORES....REGISTRATION EXTRA....TO BE A MEMBER OF THE CLUB, SWIMMING POOL, TENNIS, GOLF EXTRA...I KNOW THE PROMOTER WELL... SHALL I ASK HIM TO KEEP ONE DUPLEX FOR YOU?
HE....GURUJI, R U JOKING? MY MONTHLY SALARY IS ON 40K....
ME.....WHO STARTED FORST JOKING?................LOL

THREE QUOTATIONS FOR PAINTING AN AIRBUS 380 WAS RECEIVED...
MURRAY AND CO........US $ 1,00,00,000....
SMITH ENGINEERING....US $ 95,00,000.....
SANTA & CO................INDIAN RUPEES 1000....ONLY...
THE AIRLINES WAS SURPRISED AND CALLED SANTA THE MD OF SANTA AND CO., FOR AN INTERVIEW....
MD OF AIRLINES......HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO PAINT SUCH A HUGE FLIGHT A 380 WITH JUST RS.1000?
SANTA....VERY SIMPLE.....WHEN THE PLANE FLIES IN THE SKY, IT WILL BECOME SMALL AND I WILL PAINT IT THEN............LOL